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Re: Harry Maguire considering his options thread
« Reply #47120 on: July 18, 2023, 07:26:22 pm »
Either that or he's been hitting the weights and has piled on the muscle. What's the odds he turns back to shit now he's got his new contract.
Maybe, but he looks oddly ‘jowelly.’ I guess nows the time for getting back into shape but the top pros these days keep themselves in a semblance of good fitness, or as we’ve seen with Mo and Milner every season, come back in peak condition.
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Re: Harry Maguire considering his options thread
« Reply #47121 on: July 18, 2023, 08:55:35 pm »
Maybe, but he looks oddly ‘jowelly.’ I guess nows the time for getting back into shape but the top pros these days keep themselves in a semblance of good fitness, or as we’ve seen with Mo and Milner every season, come back in peak condition.

Hope he hasn’t been stealing school dinners.

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Re: Harry Maguire considering his options thread
« Reply #47122 on: July 18, 2023, 09:18:08 pm »
Is it me or does Rashford look more than a little porky on his contract signing photos?

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Re: Harry Maguire considering his options thread
« Reply #47123 on: July 18, 2023, 09:34:17 pm »
Seemingly just to play in a couple of friendlies. Weird


It's.a ploy to humiliate Maguire into leaving.

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Re: Harry Maguire considering his options thread
« Reply #47124 on: July 18, 2023, 10:38:16 pm »
They are awful at buying and selling players.  Saudi just paid them 4m for Telles :D

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Re: Harry Maguire considering his options thread
« Reply #47125 on: July 19, 2023, 01:52:35 am »
I love this Maguire wont budge unless he get his 10 mil a year  ;D and Chelsea might be thick enough to give it to him but on loan for a year so he comes back like a bad cold after destroying Todds dreams too. OR they pay a crazy 35 mil but 'arry gets 20 of it. Utterly comical. shit management collides head on with shit management creating a shitsplosion of poor football karma that will splatter everybody in the vicinity. You've got to enjoy the show. Stay at least 50 foot away though, if you can, if your watching live.

although i'd miss that lunatic watchalong fella "OOHNOOO Slabby what have you done Slabhead hes given it away right in the box for a tap in Slabby Slabby Slabby what have you done this time you Slabhead Slabby guy!?"
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Re: Harry Maguire considering his options thread
« Reply #47126 on: July 19, 2023, 07:02:23 am »
^^^

We’ve thwarted them so frequently in recent years and I’ve lapped up so much content around it that I know exactly who you mean. :D

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Re: Harry Maguire considering his options thread
« Reply #47127 on: July 19, 2023, 07:53:00 am »

It's.a ploy to humiliate Maguire into leaving.
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Re: Harry Maguire considering his options thread
« Reply #47128 on: July 19, 2023, 08:06:54 am »

It's.a ploy to humiliate Maguire into leaving.

I think they asked themselves "What would Everton do?" and decided to sign an aging United cast off

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Re: Harry Maguire considering his options thread
« Reply #47129 on: July 19, 2023, 09:07:54 am »

It's.a ploy to humiliate Maguire into leaving.
He's doing a good job of that himself.
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Re: Harry Maguire considering his options thread
« Reply #47130 on: July 19, 2023, 11:20:49 am »
I don't know what you look like but I'd say it was Rashford.

I’m more Ten Haag shaped, but with lustrous Raven locks of course.
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Re: Harry Maguire considering his options thread
« Reply #47131 on: July 19, 2023, 08:01:39 pm »
Do you need to sign a player to play in a friendly ?  Genuinely have no idea, I remember seeing plenty of friendlies where unregistered players have played, normally trialists.

I imagine it's for the Visa to come to the US, he will probably need to be an employee to make it easy for the club

On another note the wife got given tickets for their game here in San Diego against Wrexham so I'll be there in my Liverpool shirt cheering for the Welsh lads :)

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Re: Harry Maguire considering his options thread
« Reply #47132 on: July 19, 2023, 11:36:30 pm »
Wasn’t worth bumping a thread that hasn’t been posted in since 2012, but Alexander Doni has put a photo on Instagram today of him wearing a Man United cap. Not quite as controversial as your club captain chasing blood money but still a bit weird.

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Re: Harry Maguire considering his options thread
« Reply #47133 on: July 20, 2023, 01:33:54 am »
Genuinely took me a moment to remember who the hell that is

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Re: Harry Maguire considering his options thread
« Reply #47134 on: July 20, 2023, 02:02:29 am »
Genuinely took me a moment to remember who the hell that is

Couldn't get your head around it?
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Re: Harry Maguire considering his options thread
« Reply #47135 on: July 20, 2023, 09:23:05 am »
Genuinely took me a moment to remember who the hell that is

17 year old me thought he was going to displace Reina, become the best we've had since Clemence and bought a shirt with his name on. I've taken this quite personally

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Re: Harry Maguire considering his options thread
« Reply #47136 on: July 20, 2023, 12:42:58 pm »
Still no news on a bid for Mbappe?  Need to get a move on.
Maybe we are waiting for his contract to run down next year.

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Re: Harry Maguire considering his options thread
« Reply #47137 on: July 20, 2023, 12:44:09 pm »
Oops wrong thread

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Re: Harry Maguire considering his options thread
« Reply #47138 on: July 20, 2023, 03:05:19 pm »
£80 million pound.   :)
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Re: Harry Maguire considering his options thread
« Reply #47139 on: July 20, 2023, 03:29:55 pm »
£80 million pound.   :)
£90m actually as they paid out one of the add ons to Leicester last season, another £10m.

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Re: Harry Maguire considering his options thread
« Reply #47140 on: July 20, 2023, 03:30:57 pm »
£90m actually as they paid out one of the add ons to Leicester last season, another £10m.

:lmao

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Re: Harry Maguire considering his options thread
« Reply #47141 on: July 20, 2023, 04:35:00 pm »
Bruno Fernandes is their new captain.

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Re: Harry Maguire considering his options thread
« Reply #47142 on: July 20, 2023, 04:36:35 pm »
Bruno Fernandes is their new captain.

The perfect fit for them really.
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Re: Harry Maguire considering his options thread
« Reply #47143 on: July 20, 2023, 09:09:05 pm »
Bruno Fernandes is their new captain.

A petulant, stroppy, cryarsing captain, that’s a great choice!

Still, all that will happen is that as usual, the whole team will surround the ref anytime he dares give a freekick agains them or not give them one.

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Re: Harry Maguire considering his options thread
« Reply #47144 on: July 21, 2023, 12:29:37 am »
So, Onana done... and I just learned about his ban for "accidentally taking the wife's" performance enhancing drugs. On brand as always!

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Re: Harry Maguire considering his options thread
« Reply #47145 on: July 21, 2023, 12:47:54 am »
£90m actually as they paid out one of the add ons to Leicester last season, another £10m.

Ha ha, no way!

So more than Virgil, Gomez, Matip and Robertson combined?

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Re: Harry Maguire considering his options thread
« Reply #47146 on: July 21, 2023, 05:03:30 am »
Considering their top priority entering the summer was a forward, it's remarkable that they've spent around £95m on two non-forwards plus brought back Evans for the pre-season

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Re: Harry Maguire considering his options thread
« Reply #47147 on: July 21, 2023, 06:10:05 am »
:lmao

One of the worst transfer deals in history.

Wait until Saudi step in and offer to double his salary. ;)
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Re: Harry Maguire considering his options thread
« Reply #47148 on: July 21, 2023, 06:23:23 am »
Wait until Saudi step in and offer to double his salary. ;)
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Re: Harry Maguire considering his options thread
« Reply #47149 on: July 21, 2023, 08:41:14 am »

I’m more Ten Haag shaped, but with lustrous Raven locks of course.

good signing but their biggiest would be howard webb now in charge of PMGOL.

looking forward to rashford and bruno getting an average a penalty a game

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Re: Harry Maguire considering his options thread
« Reply #47150 on: July 21, 2023, 08:51:32 am »
I can't get my head around how happy that fan base is about Fernandes being made their captain. He's just another of those players who is fine when everything is going well, but as soon as the chips are down, he's throwing tantrums and not pulling his weight. That's not good captain material at all. And for those reasons, I am delighted that club has been stupid enough to give him the armband.

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Re: Harry Maguire considering his options thread
« Reply #47151 on: July 21, 2023, 10:59:39 am »
Losing the captaincy is one thing - Maguire should never have been given it in the first place - but losing it to Bruno Fernandes is an insult I think I'd find it hard to take.

He's a cowardly footballer, quite possibly the last footballer you'd want in the trenches with you. Remember the moment he just totally gave up at Anfield?

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Re: Harry Maguire considering his options thread
« Reply #47152 on: July 21, 2023, 11:04:30 am »
Losing the captaincy is one thing - Maguire should never have been given it in the first place - but losing it to Bruno Fernandes is an insult I think I'd find it hard to take.

He's a cowardly footballer, quite possibly the last footballer you'd want in the trenches with you. Remember the moment he just totally gave up at Anfield?
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Re: Harry Maguire considering his options thread
« Reply #47153 on: July 21, 2023, 12:20:50 pm »
Wasn’t worth bumping a thread that hasn’t been posted in since 2012, but Alexander Doni has put a photo on Instagram today of him wearing a Man United cap. Not quite as controversial as your club captain chasing blood money but still a bit weird.

Unfortunate, but glad to see that in some way he's still doing well as I believe he had a heart attack when he was with us? Less thrilled about the cap, but in context it's not all THAT bad.

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Re: Harry Maguire considering his options thread
« Reply #47154 on: July 21, 2023, 04:10:30 pm »
Utd, Fernandes, and Onana getting hyped to the rafters on social media. Be funny when it all goes to shit for them again.
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Re: Harry Maguire considering his options thread
« Reply #47155 on: July 21, 2023, 04:15:39 pm »
Onana is going to be a calamity, you can see it a mile off, it's sound doing stepovers under little relative pressure but doing it under the spotlight of being their keeper, it's going to be messy

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Re: Harry Maguire considering his options thread
« Reply #47156 on: July 21, 2023, 09:17:03 pm »
Just realised they've put the acting diving moaning prick that is Fernandes as their captain  :lmao :lmao :lmao The same lad who looked to be subbed off when we embarrassed them last season
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Re: Harry Maguire considering his options thread
« Reply #47157 on: July 21, 2023, 09:17:37 pm »
Utd, Fernandes, and Onana getting hyped to the rafters on social media. Be funny when it all goes to shit for them again.

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Re: Harry Maguire considering his options thread
« Reply #47158 on: July 21, 2023, 09:49:35 pm »
They will still finish above us next season ...

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Re: Harry Maguire considering his options thread
« Reply #47159 on: July 21, 2023, 10:35:48 pm »
They will still finish above us next season ...