Author Topic: Harry Maguire considering his options thread  (Read 3304978 times)

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Re: The Seven Ted Mauling thread
« Reply #47040 on: July 14, 2023, 05:02:36 pm »
They are playing 8 times in their pre season to get money in.

Is that to just pay the fine?
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Re: The Seven Ted Mauling thread
« Reply #47041 on: July 14, 2023, 05:03:52 pm »
Is that to just pay the fine?

That’s to pay Mount’s wages.
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Re: The Seven Ted Mauling thread
« Reply #47042 on: July 14, 2023, 05:30:52 pm »
That’s to pay Mount’s wages.

Could well be, he's on monster wages.  :D
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Re: The Seven Ted Mauling thread
« Reply #47043 on: July 14, 2023, 05:45:52 pm »
Why do so many of them want Greenwood back?  If the same happened here our fans wouldn't give him a second on the pitch without constant abuse and he'd deserve every last bit.

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Re: The Seven Ted Mauling thread
« Reply #47044 on: July 14, 2023, 05:50:24 pm »
Why do so many of them want Greenwood back?  If the same happened here our fans wouldn't give him a second on the pitch without constant abuse and he'd deserve every last bit.

Another very depressing subject they really would have been best getting shot of him straight away.
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Re: The Seven Ted Mauling thread
« Reply #47045 on: July 14, 2023, 10:33:53 pm »
Why do so many of them want Greenwood back?  If the same happened here our fans wouldn't give him a second on the pitch without constant abuse and he'd deserve every last bit.

They'll trot out shite like "the case was dropped so he wasn't guilty" or some other such shite.
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Re: The Seven Ted Mauling thread
« Reply #47046 on: July 15, 2023, 01:08:53 am »
They are playing 8 times in their pre season to get money in.

I noticed they'd already played one this week before our players were barely all back in training :o
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Re: The Seven Ted Mauling thread
« Reply #47047 on: July 15, 2023, 07:20:05 am »
 I'm still grinning like a Cheshire Cat.

United are one of the clubs that [unlike City] legitimately generate hundreds of millions in revenue a year who don't have to worry about breaching FFP, have been fined for minor breach of FFP, this is so completely hilarious & outstanding work by the red mancs. :lmao
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Re: The Seven Ted Mauling thread
« Reply #47048 on: July 15, 2023, 07:30:04 am »
I'm still grinning like a Cheshire Cat.

United are one of the clubs that [unlike City] legitimately generate hundreds of millions in revenue a year who don't have to worry about breaching FFP, have been fined for minor breach of FFP, this is so completely hilarious & outstanding work by the red mancs. :lmao
But on the other side of the coin it's shows how legitimately run clubs get punished easily by UEFA, yet Abu Dhabi have cheated and trivialised the whole game of football for 15 years, and have yet to be punished in a meaningful way.

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Re: The Seven Ted Mauling thread
« Reply #47049 on: July 15, 2023, 08:05:53 am »
Was amused to see their FFP breach reported but is a drop in the ocean compared to their blood money neighbours and it's clear where the real ire should be

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Re: The Seven Ted Mauling thread
« Reply #47050 on: July 15, 2023, 09:29:20 am »
According to the Athletic, the latest accounts show United's debt at £650m, with another £200m owed to other clubs in transfer fee installments. Wonder what the average is across Prem clubs for installment fees? Surely that's a massive amount in comparison?

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Re: The Seven Ted Mauling thread
« Reply #47051 on: July 15, 2023, 09:30:55 am »
they should be proud of it.

another 100+ more financial breaches and they could match their blue neighbours. its a long road but they get there eventually if they become an oil club

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Re: The Seven Ted Mauling thread
« Reply #47052 on: July 15, 2023, 10:15:21 am »
How are they taking the news on the Caf? 

I bet they're still insisting on them spending hundreds of millions again.

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Re: The Seven Ted Mauling thread
« Reply #47053 on: July 15, 2023, 11:03:36 am »
Made the mistake of reading a few tweets when it was trending yesterday about FFP. Newcastle and Abu Dhabi fans all smug. Fucking nauseating.

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Re: The Seven Ted Mauling thread
« Reply #47054 on: July 15, 2023, 12:27:40 pm »
A 300k fine really punishes them doesn’t it. They’ve saved that each week with DeGea leaving.
For them, it's bad PR which is not good as a public company and it's a stick that fans of other clubs can use to beat them. A breach is a breach whether or not it's minor.

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Re: The Seven Ted Mauling thread
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Re: The Seven Ted Mauling thread
« Reply #47056 on: July 15, 2023, 01:23:18 pm »
Might wake them up in regards to the antics of their 'noisy neighbours'.

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Re: The Seven Ted Mauling thread
« Reply #47057 on: July 15, 2023, 06:14:05 pm »
L0L! ;D

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Re: The Seven Ted Mauling thread
« Reply #47058 on: July 15, 2023, 06:24:15 pm »
Onana probably won't get to show off those skills with Seven Ted playing tight at the back and counter attacking.
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Re: The Seven Ted Mauling thread
« Reply #47059 on: July 15, 2023, 10:47:11 pm »
To be fair Onana ist better known for his strong wrists.

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Re: The Seven Ted Mauling thread
« Reply #47060 on: July 15, 2023, 11:30:50 pm »
West Ham are targeting a deal to take England centre-back Harry Maguire, 30, on loan from Manchester United.

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Re: The Seven Ted Mauling thread
« Reply #47061 on: July 16, 2023, 04:52:24 am »
West Ham are targeting a deal to take England centre-back Harry Maguire, 30, on loan from Manchester United.

 ;D ;D ;D

what happened to the 50m transfer fee?  :P

didnt realize he was 30. but just proves that there will still be managers deluded enough to get him.

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Re: The Seven Ted Mauling thread
« Reply #47062 on: July 16, 2023, 10:20:50 am »
West Ham are targeting a deal to take England centre-back Harry Maguire, 30, on loan from Manchester United.

 ;D ;D ;D

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Re: The Seven Ted Mauling thread
« Reply #47063 on: July 16, 2023, 11:02:14 am »
To be fair Onana ist better known for his strong wrists.

To be fair you’re just regurgitating the self abusive puns triggered last year when Everton signed a wanker.

Oh…….which one? Hmmmm.

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Re: The Seven Ted Mauling thread
« Reply #47064 on: July 16, 2023, 04:43:31 pm »
West Ham are targeting a deal to take England centre-back Harry Maguire, 30, on loan from Manchester United.

 ;D ;D ;D

They can always rely on Everton and West Ham for these kind of transfers.

Maguire has also made it be known that he's no longer their captain.
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Re: The Seven Ted Mauling thread
« Reply #47065 on: July 16, 2023, 04:46:25 pm »
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Re: The Seven Ted Mauling thread
« Reply #47067 on: July 16, 2023, 06:39:39 pm »
Why on Earth was he ever captain in the first place?, he couldn't organise a piss up in a brewery, much less organise a defence.

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Re: The Seven Ted Mauling thread
« Reply #47068 on: July 16, 2023, 06:45:55 pm »
Why on Earth was he ever captain in the first place?, he couldn't organise a piss up in a brewery, much less organise a defence.
Why on Earth is he a Premier League standard player?
Mid Championship player at the very least.

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Re: The Seven Ted Mauling thread
« Reply #47069 on: July 16, 2023, 06:47:54 pm »
Why on Earth is he a Premier League standard player?
Mid Championship player at the very least.
There are better defenders in League Two.
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Re: The Seven Ted Mauling thread
« Reply #47070 on: July 16, 2023, 07:24:02 pm »
Why on Earth was he ever captain in the first place?, he couldn't organise a piss up in a brewery, much less organise a defence.

Wasn't the rat faced crying c*nt captain when Easter Island Head wasn't playing
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Re: The Seven Ted Mauling thread
« Reply #47071 on: July 16, 2023, 07:41:12 pm »
Why on Earth is he a Premier League standard player?
Mid Championship player at the very least.
This kinda thing goes way too far. He's been in a Euros team of the tournament, always played well for England, was great for Leicester. It has gone to shit here for him and he needs to go but he's not some pub player
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Re: The Seven Ted Mauling thread
« Reply #47072 on: July 16, 2023, 07:42:14 pm »
This kinda thing goes way too far. He's been in a Euros team of the tournament, always played well for England, was great for Leicester. It has gone to shit here for him and he needs to go but he's not some pub player

He just looks like a pub player when he isn't in an ulta-defensive setup like Southgate gives him? The idea that he was great for Leicester seems rather flawed when you consider how much amusement there rightly was on places like this when your idiots paid them £80m for him.  ;D

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Re: The Seven Ted Mauling thread
« Reply #47073 on: July 16, 2023, 07:43:31 pm »
This kinda thing goes way too far. He's been in a Euros team of the tournament, always played well for England, was great for Leicester. It has gone to shit here for him and he needs to go but he's not some pub player

He is.
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Re: The Seven Ted Mauling thread
« Reply #47074 on: July 16, 2023, 08:55:15 pm »
Wasn't the rat faced crying c*nt captain when Easter Island Head wasn't playing
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Re: The Seven Ted Mauling thread
« Reply #47075 on: July 16, 2023, 09:35:21 pm »
This kinda thing goes way too far. He's been in a Euros team of the tournament, always played well for England, was great for Leicester. It has gone to shit here for him and he needs to go but he's not some pub player

That's because Maguire is a pub player, 99% of the goals United conceded the last few seasons are largely down to comedy errors by Maguire, United well overpaid to sign him, even at the time Maguire is not worth half the £85 million transfer fee United paid for him.
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Re: Harry Maguire considering his options thread
« Reply #47076 on: July 16, 2023, 11:52:22 pm »
God Leicester really pulled United's pants down over the signing of Maguire. At best a 30m defender and that's being kind. Strange they didn't sign Onana last season when he left Ajax. Pretty sure Inter got him on a free now United have to cough up the guts of 45m stg to sign him. There still throwing away money. Oh well........

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Re: Harry Maguire considering his options thread
« Reply #47077 on: July 17, 2023, 12:42:35 am »
This kinda thing goes way too far. He's been in a Euros team of the tournament, always played well for England, was great for Leicester. It has gone to shit here for him and he needs to go but he's not some pub player

To be fair, it's a pretty decent pub.

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Re: Harry Maguire considering his options thread
« Reply #47078 on: July 17, 2023, 12:56:16 am »
To be fair, it's a pretty decent pub.

With a VERY WIDE door frame at the entrance.

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Re: Harry Maguire considering his options thread
« Reply #47079 on: July 17, 2023, 01:43:20 am »
The fucking Albanians were trying to inject his sister, man. He feared for his life. and now this. Ten Haag's a monster. a MONSTER. Ice cold.

Give the man his armband and starting spot back. Decency demands it. Shaw and wan biccy too. and martial. they all need another chance. 
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