Jesus fucking Christ! Did John Henry and Tom Werner sack every fuckers sense of humour as well this week? I'm pretty sure Alan was making a joke about 4th place not being any good this season anyway, not much more. Light hearted. Remember in the time before this week when the expression in our eyes glimmered, the corners of our mouth upturned slightly, our noses wrinkled and we made hat "hur hur hur" noise from the back of our throats? But instead, all we get is people jumping on the this is serious business internet stuff, and the same old shite that you've all already posted about 150 times this week.
On one side we've got -
"Ramble, fucking ramble Champions League. Ramble, fucking ramble top players. Ramble, fucking ramble not even close to 4th spot. Ramble, fucking ramble wage structure and IBETDA or whatever the fuck it is. Ramble, fucking ramble Kenny deserved to go. Ramble, fucking ramble FSG have got a plan in place for a fantastic future structure. Ramble, fucking ramble money is god. Ramble, fucking ramble in 5 years we'll win the league with the nex manager."
On the other side we've got -
"Ramble, fucking ramble Carling Cup. Ramble, fucking ramble top players are all mercenary twats. Ramble, fucking ramble nex year we'd have got 4th spot. Ramble, fucking ramble we shouldn't be bean counters. Ramble, fucking ramble Kenny deserved more time. Ramble, fucking ramble FSG haven't got a fucking clue. Ramble, fucking ramble Robbiey is god, not money. Ramble, fucking ramble in 5 years we'll more managers at this rate."
Seriously, how many times can you say the same old shite without getting sick of your own voices. There's posters on here whose fingers must be half an inch shorter after this week. And guess what, no matter how many times you type, the person who has typed the polar opposite IS NOT GOING TO FUCKING AGREE WITH YOU. Typing it once makes it an opinion. Typing it 150 times doesn't make it any more than opinion. It just echoes the same opinion like a fart in a cathedral. Here's an idea for you. Next time you go to post the same fucking view you've made a million times, step away from your keyboard and talk to a friend or loved one instead. I'm sure it will make you just a little bit happier. Or even next time you see a thread or new topic, just think to yourself "is this the same sort of topic I've seen before and posted my views in? Is it really such a good idea to post the same thing that you've posted in every other thread in it, even if means you're actually trying to alter the intentions of the original thread just to shoehorn the same shite into it? If the answer is no, switch the telly on, listen to some music, go for a walk, read a book, have a quick knockabou with he kids in the garden, kiss your missus or just have a wank. In fact do anything other than post the same old shite time after time after time after fucking time. Please.
Regardless of whatever else they can be accused of rightly or wrongly, it seems that FSG's decisions are sucking the souls and character out of you this week. The old saying has changed "if you don't laugh, you'd have to cry." Apparently not any more. This week it's changed to "If you don't laugh, you'd have to jump on the internet and type furiously, even if it is the same thing over and over again. For the love of God, stop being so fucking serious all the time.