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Re: The Transfer Haiku Thread
« Reply #360 on: August 20, 2012, 04:16:29 PM »
Skrtel signs a deal
Much concern over Agger
The viking will sign

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Re: The Transfer Haiku Thread
« Reply #361 on: August 20, 2012, 04:40:49 PM »
Broken record is
sad payment of hidden hope,
Inner child cries on.
Boney's high on China White, Shorty found a punk.
Don't you know there ain't no devil, that's just Screamin' Jay when he's drunk.
Well this stuff will probably kill you, let's do another line.
What you say you meet me down on heartattack and vine.

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Re: The Transfer Haiku Thread
« Reply #362 on: August 20, 2012, 04:41:06 PM »
Woke up this morning
Past and future, teeth clenched
Got yourself a gun
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Re: The Transfer Haiku Thread
« Reply #363 on: August 20, 2012, 05:12:25 PM »
In work I am bored
Always checking RAWK am I
Waiting for good news

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Re: The Transfer Haiku Thread
« Reply #364 on: August 20, 2012, 05:31:40 PM »
Oh bloody orange
Why art though so orange, eh?
Must be those Dutchmen
The eternal silence of these infinite spaces frightens me

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Re: The Transfer Haiku Thread
« Reply #365 on: August 20, 2012, 05:37:55 PM »
Slow vack sweep signs line
Great Dane (not dog) red die now
Not put down like dog
The eternal silence of these infinite spaces frightens me

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Re: The Transfer Haiku Thread
« Reply #366 on: August 20, 2012, 05:45:32 PM »
If footy threads were
Like the cricket threads then
RAWK would be amazing

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Re: The Transfer Haiku Thread
« Reply #367 on: August 20, 2012, 05:46:21 PM »
Boom, Boom, Boom,
Boom, Boom, Boom,
Boom, Boom, Boom.
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Re: The Transfer Haiku Thread
« Reply #368 on: August 20, 2012, 05:48:03 PM »
Boom, Boom, Boom,
Boom, Boom, Boom,
Boom, Boom, Boom.
I want you in my room


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Re: The Transfer Haiku Thread
« Reply #369 on: August 20, 2012, 05:56:56 PM »
Why do moderators feel the need
To keep closing
The transfer threads?

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Re: The Transfer Haiku Thread
« Reply #370 on: August 20, 2012, 11:32:02 PM »
People on this site
Seem to be quite ignorant
to haiku structure

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Re: The Transfer Haiku Thread
« Reply #371 on: August 20, 2012, 11:49:49 PM »
Adam, no Spearing
Fortune favours brave being
No Nuri Sahin?
Just clicked on the main board and my virus scanner came back with this

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Re: The Transfer Haiku Thread
« Reply #372 on: August 21, 2012, 07:06:51 AM »
People on this site
Seem to be quite ignorant
to haiku structure

a question i have
how hard is it to google
answer not very

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Re: The Transfer Haiku Thread
« Reply #373 on: August 21, 2012, 03:05:11 PM »
A baleful cry filled
Sultry B'more air: Andre,
Take Charlie to Spurs! 

Like cheap film cliche:
Quiet. Too quiet. Until,
Oussama Assaidi* signs.

*Note: not sure if it's pronounced Ass-a-idi or Assa-aidi, but to keep the correct syllable count, I'm going for the latter.  :)
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Re: The Transfer Haiku Thread
« Reply #374 on: August 21, 2012, 03:24:35 PM »
Adam Johnson, nice!
He could be key for us.
John Terry's a thundercunt.

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Re: The Transfer Haiku Thread
« Reply #375 on: August 21, 2012, 03:39:52 PM »
Moods change like weather.
Twitter, like thousand Jim White's
Is our barometer
Tweeting shit about LFC @kevhowson Tweeting shit about music @GigMonkey2
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Re: The Transfer Haiku Thread
« Reply #376 on: August 21, 2012, 05:47:28 PM »
Jim White jizzing nob
Kirsty Gallagher's tits out
Deadline Day wankfest
Macca resplendent!
A colossus bestriding the
moral high ground as ever.

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Re: The Transfer Haiku Thread
« Reply #377 on: August 21, 2012, 05:55:33 PM »
Macca resplendent!
A colossus bestriding the
moral high ground as ever.
Tweeting shit about LFC @kevhowson Tweeting shit about music @GigMonkey2
Bill Shankly - 'The socialism I believe in is not really politics; it is humanity, a way of living and sharing the rewards'

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Re: The Transfer Haiku Thread
« Reply #378 on: August 21, 2012, 05:56:19 PM »
Why do moderators feel the need
To keep closing
The transfer threads?
Why do posters on here write shite in The transfer threads?
Causing the moderators to
Clean up said shite.
"If you can't support us when we lose or draw, don't support us when we win"

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Re: The Transfer Haiku Thread
« Reply #379 on: August 21, 2012, 05:57:01 PM »
Arrive. Depart. Now
Loan. Sale. Agent tells me where?
Transfer concluded
Just clicked on the main board and my virus scanner came back with this

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Re: The Transfer Haiku Thread
« Reply #380 on: August 21, 2012, 06:23:13 PM »
Why do posters on here write shite in The transfer threads?
Causing the moderators to
Clean up said shite.

To be fair Terry
I think you've exceeded the
Syllable limit.

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Re: The Transfer Haiku Thread
« Reply #381 on: August 21, 2012, 06:25:12 PM »
To be fair Terry
I think you've exceeded the
Syllable limit.


I
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Do
What
I
Like
"If you can't support us when we lose or draw, don't support us when we win"

http://www.redandwhitekop.com/forum/index.php?topic=219996.msg7899639#msg7899639

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Re: The Transfer Haiku Thread
« Reply #382 on: August 21, 2012, 06:44:39 PM »
I
Can
Do
What
I
Like

Blatant disregard
For genius of haiku
Saddens the soul Tez

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Re: The Transfer Haiku Thread
« Reply #383 on: August 21, 2012, 06:45:54 PM »
Macca resplendent!
A colossus bestriding the
moral high ground as ever.


:lmao   

Love it! I'm having that one for my sig Kev  :D
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Re: The Transfer Haiku Thread
« Reply #384 on: August 21, 2012, 06:47:49 PM »
Terry De Niro
Miserable as a man with
Busted banjo string
Macca resplendent!
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Re: The Transfer Haiku Thread
« Reply #385 on: August 21, 2012, 07:48:24 PM »
That is the question
To buy or not to buy. Sell
That is the answer
...If you can meet with triumph and disaster
And treat those two imposters just the same

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Re: The Transfer Haiku Thread
« Reply #386 on: August 21, 2012, 08:11:05 PM »
Sell is the answer
The burning question is who
Downing for starters

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Re: The Transfer Haiku Thread
« Reply #387 on: August 21, 2012, 08:34:21 PM »
David Beeya
He drinks sangria
Assaidi doesnt
"How many do you want?! How MANY do you want?"

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Re: The Transfer Haiku Thread
« Reply #388 on: August 21, 2012, 08:43:03 PM »
Enough blag news to
Give Jim White a coronary.
No Sahin, no Kak...
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Re: The Transfer Haiku Thread
« Reply #389 on: August 21, 2012, 08:50:46 PM »
Jim White is a shite
Spontaneous combustion
Deadline day sky sports
...If you can meet with triumph and disaster
And treat those two imposters just the same

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Re: The Transfer Haiku Thread
« Reply #390 on: August 21, 2012, 08:53:40 PM »
Downing, Cole, Adam
Carroll, Jay Spearing, Brad Jones
Someone please buy them

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Re: The Transfer Haiku Thread
« Reply #391 on: August 21, 2012, 08:55:18 PM »
Sky Sports Sources have
Said we want Kaka, and Jo
Bring out Transfer Gimp

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Re: The Transfer Haiku Thread
« Reply #392 on: August 22, 2012, 03:08:08 AM »
We want a striker
Spain play without a striker
Brendan wants Spain

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Re: The Transfer Haiku Thread
« Reply #393 on: August 22, 2012, 03:23:21 AM »
Klaas Jan Huntelaar
Why you still play for Schalke?
You friends with Suarez?
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Re: The Transfer Haiku Thread
« Reply #394 on: August 22, 2012, 05:03:19 PM »
I
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What
I
Like
No no no no no
No no no no no no no
No no no no no
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Re: The Transfer Haiku Thread
« Reply #395 on: August 22, 2012, 05:19:01 PM »
I
Can
Do
What
I
Like

He's a Mini Mod
And just like the Mancs, He will
do what he is told

;)
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Re: The Transfer Haiku Thread
« Reply #396 on: August 22, 2012, 05:34:43 PM »
He scores goals
Will sell jerseys in Asia
Sign Haiku now
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Re: The Transfer Haiku Thread
« Reply #397 on: August 22, 2012, 06:25:30 PM »
Downing, Cole, Adam
Carroll, Jay Spearing, Brad Jones
Someone please buy them

If only Steve Bruce
Used to play for us
He'd pay well for all our shite

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Re: The Transfer Haiku Thread
« Reply #398 on: August 22, 2012, 07:35:12 PM »
hiaku thread open?
I did not know of this.
fuck it, its Gomis
Damn that Mane's good!

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Re: The Transfer Haiku Thread
« Reply #399 on: August 23, 2012, 02:35:21 PM »
im so confused
dempsey come to liverpool?
what is happening?