A Liverpool Fan walking along Southport beach one day found a bottle.He rubbed it and,sure enough,out popped a Genie.
'I will grant you three wishes,' said the Genie. 'But there is a catch,'
'What's the catch?' the Liverpool Fan asked.
The Genie replied; Every time you make a wish, every Man Utd Fan in the World will receive double the wish you were granted.'
'Well, I can live with that! No problem!' replied the Liverpool Fan.
'What is your first wish?' asked the Genie.
'Well, I've always wanted a Ferrari!'
whoosh! A Ferrari appeared in front of the Liverpool Fan.
'Now every Man Utd Fan in the World has two Ferrari's,' Said the Genie. 'What is your second wish,'
'I'd love a Million Pounds,' replied the Liverpool Fan.
WHOOSH!! One Million Pounds appeared at the Liverpool Fan's feet.
'Now Every Man Utd Fan in the World has Two Million Pounds,' said the Genie.
'Well,that's OK, as long as I've got my Million,' replied the Liverpool Fan.
'What is your third and final wish,?' asked the Genie.'
The Liverpool Fan thought long and hard,and finally he said.........
'Well,you know,I've always wanted to donate a Kidney........