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Offline Ghost Town

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Re: Jokes so bad they're punny
« Reply #7320 on: August 22, 2023, 08:31:35 pm »
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Re: Jokes so bad they're punny
« Reply #7321 on: August 22, 2023, 08:33:40 pm »
Quote from: Ghost Town on August 22, 2023, 08:31:35 pm
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Re: Jokes so bad they're punny
« Reply #7322 on: August 22, 2023, 09:03:00 pm »
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Re: Jokes so bad they're punny
« Reply #7323 on: August 22, 2023, 09:15:10 pm »
Quote from: CHOPPER on August 22, 2023, 09:03:00 pm
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Offline Sir Capon of Debaser

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Re: Jokes so bad they're punny
« Reply #7324 on: August 22, 2023, 09:17:25 pm »
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Offline Sir Capon of Debaser

  • #SAUSAGES Pheasant plucking, midget chucking, jazz sax blowing, wannabe mod who'd like to be Danny Dyer's Bitch but too scared to ask in public for a name change, the pussy.....would gladly do one for mouth. Adores cats! RAWK Factor Winner 1897.
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Re: Jokes so bad they're punny
« Reply #7325 on: August 22, 2023, 09:21:27 pm »
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Offline Ghost Town

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Re: Jokes so bad they're punny
« Reply #7326 on: August 22, 2023, 09:21:49 pm »
Shark Lawrenson?
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For the love of Pike, stop!
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Offline Sir Capon of Debaser

  • #SAUSAGES Pheasant plucking, midget chucking, jazz sax blowing, wannabe mod who'd like to be Danny Dyer's Bitch but too scared to ask in public for a name change, the pussy.....would gladly do one for mouth. Adores cats! RAWK Factor Winner 1897.
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Re: Jokes so bad they're punny
« Reply #7327 on: August 22, 2023, 09:22:34 pm »
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Re: Jokes so bad they're punny
« Reply #7328 on: August 22, 2023, 09:23:01 pm »
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Offline Sir Capon of Debaser

  • #SAUSAGES Pheasant plucking, midget chucking, jazz sax blowing, wannabe mod who'd like to be Danny Dyer's Bitch but too scared to ask in public for a name change, the pussy.....would gladly do one for mouth. Adores cats! RAWK Factor Winner 1897.
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Re: Jokes so bad they're punny
« Reply #7329 on: August 22, 2023, 09:23:38 pm »
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Re: Jokes so bad they're punny
« Reply #7330 on: August 22, 2023, 09:24:04 pm »
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Re: Jokes so bad they're punny
« Reply #7331 on: August 22, 2023, 09:25:13 pm »
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Offline Sir Capon of Debaser

  • #SAUSAGES Pheasant plucking, midget chucking, jazz sax blowing, wannabe mod who'd like to be Danny Dyer's Bitch but too scared to ask in public for a name change, the pussy.....would gladly do one for mouth. Adores cats! RAWK Factor Winner 1897.
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Re: Jokes so bad they're punny
« Reply #7332 on: August 22, 2023, 09:27:06 pm »
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Re: Jokes so bad they're punny
« Reply #7333 on: August 22, 2023, 09:27:11 pm »
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Offline Sir Capon of Debaser

  • #SAUSAGES Pheasant plucking, midget chucking, jazz sax blowing, wannabe mod who'd like to be Danny Dyer's Bitch but too scared to ask in public for a name change, the pussy.....would gladly do one for mouth. Adores cats! RAWK Factor Winner 1897.
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Re: Jokes so bad they're punny
« Reply #7334 on: August 22, 2023, 09:28:26 pm »
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Offline Ghost Town

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Re: Jokes so bad they're punny
« Reply #7335 on: August 22, 2023, 09:28:45 pm »
Based on the above Ryan Gravenperch should fit right in at LFC

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Offline Sir Capon of Debaser

  • #SAUSAGES Pheasant plucking, midget chucking, jazz sax blowing, wannabe mod who'd like to be Danny Dyer's Bitch but too scared to ask in public for a name change, the pussy.....would gladly do one for mouth. Adores cats! RAWK Factor Winner 1897.
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Re: Jokes so bad they're punny
« Reply #7336 on: August 22, 2023, 09:30:07 pm »
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Re: Jokes so bad they're punny
« Reply #7337 on: August 22, 2023, 09:30:35 pm »
Quote from: Ghost Town on August 22, 2023, 09:28:45 pm
Based on the above Ryan Gravenperch should fit right in at LFC

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Are we signing Connor Salmon too?
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Offline Sir Capon of Debaser

  • #SAUSAGES Pheasant plucking, midget chucking, jazz sax blowing, wannabe mod who'd like to be Danny Dyer's Bitch but too scared to ask in public for a name change, the pussy.....would gladly do one for mouth. Adores cats! RAWK Factor Winner 1897.
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Re: Jokes so bad they're punny
« Reply #7338 on: August 22, 2023, 09:32:44 pm »
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Offline Ghost Town

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Re: Jokes so bad they're punny
« Reply #7339 on: August 22, 2023, 09:35:51 pm »
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Offline Sir Capon of Debaser

  • #SAUSAGES Pheasant plucking, midget chucking, jazz sax blowing, wannabe mod who'd like to be Danny Dyer's Bitch but too scared to ask in public for a name change, the pussy.....would gladly do one for mouth. Adores cats! RAWK Factor Winner 1897.
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Re: Jokes so bad they're punny
« Reply #7340 on: August 22, 2023, 09:37:22 pm »
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Re: Jokes so bad they're punny
« Reply #7341 on: August 22, 2023, 09:39:04 pm »
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Offline Ghost Town

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Re: Jokes so bad they're punny
« Reply #7342 on: August 22, 2023, 09:39:24 pm »
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Re: Jokes so bad they're punny
« Reply #7343 on: August 22, 2023, 09:39:29 pm »
Quote from: Capon Debaser on August 22, 2023, 09:23:38 pm
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Offline Sir Capon of Debaser

  • #SAUSAGES Pheasant plucking, midget chucking, jazz sax blowing, wannabe mod who'd like to be Danny Dyer's Bitch but too scared to ask in public for a name change, the pussy.....would gladly do one for mouth. Adores cats! RAWK Factor Winner 1897.
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Re: Jokes so bad they're punny
« Reply #7344 on: August 22, 2023, 09:40:09 pm »
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Offline Sir Capon of Debaser

  • #SAUSAGES Pheasant plucking, midget chucking, jazz sax blowing, wannabe mod who'd like to be Danny Dyer's Bitch but too scared to ask in public for a name change, the pussy.....would gladly do one for mouth. Adores cats! RAWK Factor Winner 1897.
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Re: Jokes so bad they're punny
« Reply #7345 on: August 22, 2023, 09:40:41 pm »
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Re: Jokes so bad they're punny
« Reply #7346 on: August 22, 2023, 09:41:13 pm »
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Offline Sir Capon of Debaser

  • #SAUSAGES Pheasant plucking, midget chucking, jazz sax blowing, wannabe mod who'd like to be Danny Dyer's Bitch but too scared to ask in public for a name change, the pussy.....would gladly do one for mouth. Adores cats! RAWK Factor Winner 1897.
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Re: Jokes so bad they're punny
« Reply #7347 on: August 22, 2023, 09:42:04 pm »
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Offline Sir Capon of Debaser

  • #SAUSAGES Pheasant plucking, midget chucking, jazz sax blowing, wannabe mod who'd like to be Danny Dyer's Bitch but too scared to ask in public for a name change, the pussy.....would gladly do one for mouth. Adores cats! RAWK Factor Winner 1897.
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Re: Jokes so bad they're punny
« Reply #7348 on: August 22, 2023, 09:43:20 pm »
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Re: Jokes so bad they're punny
« Reply #7349 on: August 22, 2023, 10:23:32 pm »
reading this this thread is draining my will to live.

(and no, there's no fish pun there at all, so stop looking)
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Re: Jokes so bad they're punny
« Reply #7350 on: August 22, 2023, 10:30:09 pm »
Quote from: SamLad on August 22, 2023, 10:23:32 pm
reading this this thread is draining my will to live.

(and no, there's no fish pun there at all, so stop looking)

Draining an Emre Can of Tuna in brine, was it?
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Re: Jokes so bad they're punny
« Reply #7351 on: August 22, 2023, 10:38:10 pm »
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Re: Jokes so bad they're punny
« Reply #7352 on: August 22, 2023, 10:48:25 pm »
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Re: Jokes so bad they're punny
« Reply #7353 on: August 22, 2023, 10:50:52 pm »
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Re: Jokes so bad they're punny
« Reply #7354 on: August 22, 2023, 10:51:20 pm »
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Re: Jokes so bad they're punny
« Reply #7355 on: August 22, 2023, 10:53:01 pm »
Quote from: Danny Boys Dad on August 22, 2023, 10:51:20 pm
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Re: Jokes so bad they're punny
« Reply #7356 on: August 22, 2023, 10:54:14 pm »
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Re: Jokes so bad they're punny
« Reply #7357 on: August 22, 2023, 11:00:34 pm »
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Re: Jokes so bad they're punny
« Reply #7358 on: August 22, 2023, 11:19:58 pm »
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Re: Jokes so bad they're punny
« Reply #7359 on: August 22, 2023, 11:58:09 pm »
 ;D ;D ;D
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