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Re: Spurs: fucking useless
« Reply #29120 on: May 3, 2023, 05:53:01 am »
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Re: Spurs: fucking useless
« Reply #29121 on: May 3, 2023, 11:11:10 am »
Some murmurings about Spurs being after Xabi Alonso. He’d be mad to go there at this point in his career. If there’s any truth to the rumour, hope he sees sense and stays at Leverkusen for another season! Keep up the job he’s doing there, maybe win the Europa league too, and he’ll have far bigger and better offers than Spurs.

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Re: Spurs: fucking useless
« Reply #29122 on: May 3, 2023, 11:15:28 am »
People actually sit and watch people watching footy?

There's bound to be sync issues too which would wind me the hell up

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Re: Spurs: fucking useless
« Reply #29123 on: May 3, 2023, 11:18:23 am »
Some murmurings about Spurs being after Xabi Alonso. He’d be mad to go there at this point in his career. If there’s any truth to the rumour, hope he sees sense and stays at Leverkusen for another season! Keep up the job he’s doing there, maybe win the Europa league too, and he’ll have far bigger and better offers than Spurs.
Yeah would be odd as it feels like doing well there wouldn't stop him getting a job at say Bayern, Real, us next, which I'm guessing is the aim for him soon. With Gerrard you could understand it a bit going to Villa as couldn't imagine him going from Rangers to us given the quality of the Scottish League

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Re: Spurs: fucking useless
« Reply #29124 on: May 3, 2023, 11:20:45 am »
He's not even been at Leverkusen for a full season yet, has he?  Would be poor form to already be thinking about moving on.
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Re: Spurs: fucking useless
« Reply #29125 on: May 9, 2023, 05:39:59 pm »
There can be no greater satisfaction than respect from your fellow professionals.

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Re: Spurs: fucking useless
« Reply #29126 on: May 9, 2023, 05:44:45 pm »
There can be no greater satisfaction than respect from your fellow professionals.

https://twitter.com/Luchoresi/status/1655681889682747395

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Re: Spurs: fucking useless
« Reply #29127 on: May 9, 2023, 05:49:48 pm »
There can be no greater satisfaction than respect from your fellow professionals.

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Re: Spurs: fucking useless
« Reply #29128 on: May 9, 2023, 05:55:40 pm »
He's clearly seen as a bit of a twat by his fellow pros for them to be having a pop at him like that.

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« Reply #29129 on: May 9, 2023, 05:58:25 pm »
He's clearly seen as a bit of a twat by his fellow pros for them to be having a pop at him like that.

"Once Everton has touched you..."

He just isn't very good at what he does. Will be interesting to see if Spurs can move him on in the summer.
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Re: Spurs: fucking useless
« Reply #29130 on: May 9, 2023, 06:03:09 pm »
He's clearly seen as a bit of a twat by his fellow pros for them to be having a pop at him like that.

"Once Everton has touched you..."
they'd be right too
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Re: Spurs: fucking useless
« Reply #29131 on: May 9, 2023, 06:04:29 pm »
He just isn't very good at what he does. Will be interesting to see if Spurs can move him on in the summer.
they'll want to recoup most of the £60m they spent on him, I mean what club in their right minds would spend anywhere near that on him!

There's only one and doubt they can afford to now
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Re: Spurs: fucking useless
« Reply #29132 on: May 9, 2023, 06:07:07 pm »
they'll want to recoup most of the £60m they spent on him, I mean what club in their right minds would spend anywhere near that on him!

There's only one and doubt they can afford to now

Could see Saudi Arabia being interested. Their team is full of shithouses. He'd fit in well with alehouse footballers like Joelinton.
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« Reply #29133 on: May 9, 2023, 07:25:55 pm »
He just isn't very good at what he does. Will be interesting to see if Spurs can move him on in the summer.

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Re: Spurs: fucking useless
« Reply #29134 on: May 9, 2023, 07:55:45 pm »
Could see Saudi Arabia being interested. Their team is full of shithouses. He'd fit in well with alehouse footballers like Joelinton.

There are shithouses out there who can actually play football and score goals though.

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They couldn't afford him. ;D
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« Reply #29135 on: May 9, 2023, 08:26:14 pm »
They couldn't afford him. ;D
They could if his contract was heavily incentivised towards goal bonuses. ;D

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Re: Spurs: fucking useless
« Reply #29136 on: May 11, 2023, 10:13:53 pm »
Imagine if this happens after he has won fuck all in his career?   ;D

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Re: Spurs: fucking useless
« Reply #29137 on: May 12, 2023, 06:07:35 pm »
Spurs briefing that they aren’t interested in Nagelsmann. That sure is an approach to take. Who do they go for - Amorim? Potter? Rodgers?

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« Reply #29138 on: May 12, 2023, 06:47:27 pm »
Spurs briefing that they aren’t interested in Nagelsmann. That sure is an approach to take. Who do they go for - Amorim? Potter? Rodgers?

Actually think Potter is the perfect choice for them. He's a solid coach who will win fuck all. Exactly what Spurs are if they cut the ego bullshit.

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« Reply #29139 on: May 12, 2023, 11:18:44 pm »
Spurs briefing that they aren’t interested in Nagelsmann. That sure is an approach to take. Who do they go for - Amorim? Potter? Rodgers?

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« Reply #29140 on: May 12, 2023, 11:23:12 pm »
Actually think Potter is the perfect choice for them. He's a solid coach who will win fuck all. Exactly what Spurs are if they cut the ego bullshit.

I think that Potter would do well there. They would be smart to hire him, sell Kane to Man Utd, and use the money on some talented young players that Potter can develop ...

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« Reply #29141 on: May 13, 2023, 07:45:39 am »
I think that Potter would do well there. They would be smart to hire him, sell Kane to Man Utd, and use the money on some talented young players that Potter can develop ...

Given Potter's issues with getting his teams to score goals, selling their only goalscorer after hiring him probably wouldn't be the wisest choice.

Potter was an idiot for going to Chelsea though. I said at the time he should have waited for the Spurs job or similar to come up, it would have been much more of a natural fit. I'd imagine his stock has fallen enough for him not to be considered though now.
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« Reply #29142 on: May 13, 2023, 08:02:47 am »
Given Potter's issues with getting his teams to score goals, selling their only goalscorer after hiring him probably wouldn't be the wisest choice.

Potter was an idiot for going to Chelsea though. I said at the time he should have waited for the Spurs job or similar to come up, it would have been much more of a natural fit. I'd imagine his stock has fallen enough for him not to be considered though now.

Kane is not Spurs' only goalscorer. In fact, I think that Son would be a great main attacker in Potter's setup ...

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« Reply #29143 on: May 13, 2023, 08:08:58 am »
Kane is not Spurs' only goalscorer. In fact, I think that Son would be a great main attacker in Potter's setup ...

The same Son who only scored in 2 of the first 24 matches this season? He's picked up again recently, but relying on him now, and moreso relying on him without Kane, would be a huge risk.
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« Reply #29144 on: May 13, 2023, 08:54:22 am »
I think they should giz it ryan. Knows the club inside out, he “gets it”,  Spurs through and through, knows what the shirt means, if you ever cut him he’d bleed Lilly white , he’s brought the spirit of 62 back already,  to dare is to do, the game is about glory, this time next year Rodney, Mason is the man. Arsenal gave an ex midfielder his first job in management and Spurs , if they dared to do, will do the same.

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« Reply #29145 on: May 17, 2023, 06:11:40 pm »
I have just realized that Tottenham have the obligation to buy Pedro Porro for €45 million on July 1st, after paying a €5 million loan fee for him in January ...

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Re: Spurs: fucking useless
« Reply #29146 on: May 20, 2023, 02:21:46 pm »
Fucking useless.

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« Reply #29147 on: May 20, 2023, 02:23:38 pm »
Skipp looks like a League 1 player,just.

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« Reply #29148 on: May 20, 2023, 02:24:23 pm »
Skipp looks like a League 1 player,just.

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« Reply #29149 on: May 20, 2023, 02:25:16 pm »
That's no way to talk about the new Harry Winks.

 ;D They're the same person i think.

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« Reply #29150 on: May 20, 2023, 02:27:03 pm »
;D They're the same person i think.

;D There was a Tottenham fan on here who said he was the new Modric.
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« Reply #29151 on: May 20, 2023, 02:28:01 pm »
Sir Harry will be on his way this summer you would imagine.

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« Reply #29152 on: May 20, 2023, 02:29:17 pm »
;D There was a Tottenham fan on here who said he was the new Modric.

 ;D That's an..that's an opinion i guess..Bid from Madrid incoming then.

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« Reply #29153 on: May 20, 2023, 02:37:09 pm »
Spurs are shit.
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« Reply #29154 on: May 20, 2023, 02:40:32 pm »
So who's buying Kane? Manchester United or Newcastle? Can't really see anyon else, maybe Bayern? know they've been linked and seen some stuff about them talking about needing a striker, but the fee and wages would surely blow any previous record transfer out the water

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« Reply #29155 on: May 20, 2023, 02:43:47 pm »
The Saudis. He'll be their headline signing to announce they've arrived, especially since they'll be in the CL

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« Reply #29156 on: May 20, 2023, 02:47:22 pm »
So who's buying Kane? Manchester United or Newcastle? Can't really see anyon else, maybe Bayern? know they've been linked and seen some stuff about them talking about needing a striker, but the fee and wages would surely blow any previous record transfer out the water

Yeah 90% sure one of those will buy him,propably United as they need a reliable striker more but Kane as a Saudi headline trophy signing sounds plausible as well.

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« Reply #29157 on: May 20, 2023, 02:49:14 pm »
Useless "top" club.

Remember once a Spurs fan gloating to me that even their new training ground cost's £50m more than ours at Kirkby.  ;D

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« Reply #29158 on: May 20, 2023, 02:53:13 pm »

Remember once a Spurs fan gloating to me that even their new training ground cost's £50m more than ours at Kirkby.  ;D

Too bad it's not getting much use
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« Reply #29159 on: May 20, 2023, 02:53:16 pm »
I think Newcastle are going about their recruitment smarter than blowing £100 million and god knows how much in wages on a 30 year old with dodgy ankles. It's United or Chelsea I reckon.

I actually think I want United to go for him because the alternative could be them getting Osimhen who in my opinion has much more of an upside.
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