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Re: Spurs: fucking useless
« Reply #29040 on: May 1, 2023, 08:36:27 am »
I loved their supporters singing "Your support is fucking shit" when they had fans leave after 15 mins. ;D
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Re: Spurs: fucking useless
« Reply #29041 on: May 1, 2023, 08:43:13 am »
Mason is a bit of a cryarse isn’t he?

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Re: Spurs: fucking useless
« Reply #29042 on: May 1, 2023, 08:47:32 am »
A chancer son in law with harvester vouchers, eggy when the garlic bread is late and included on the bill.

Completely unqualified for that role. A newsround presspacker in Baghdad.

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Re: Spurs: fucking useless
« Reply #29043 on: May 1, 2023, 08:51:21 am »
Your boys wouldn't have had a better experience even if we'd twatted them 6-0

Titles aside last minute winners like that are like nothing else on earth,real I was there moments.

They were saying the best that they had before yesterday was Joels last minute winner v Ajax, this tops it for them.

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Re: Spurs: fucking useless
« Reply #29044 on: May 1, 2023, 08:57:36 am »
Mason is a bit of a cryarse isn’t he?

Reminds me of lampard. Arrogant fucking c*nt who thinks he’s better than he actually is

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Re: Spurs: fucking useless
« Reply #29045 on: May 1, 2023, 09:53:51 am »
Reminds me of lampard. Arrogant fucking c*nt who thinks he’s better than he actually is
He'll get cryarsing and undermining whoever the new manager is behind the scenes because he feels he's entitled to be Spurs manager despite doing fuck all ever in football.
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Re: Spurs: fucking useless
« Reply #29046 on: May 1, 2023, 10:56:07 am »
A chancer son in law with harvester vouchers, eggy when the garlic bread is late and included on the bill.

Completely unqualified for that role. A newsround presspacker in Baghdad.

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Re: Spurs: fucking useless
« Reply #29047 on: May 1, 2023, 11:46:39 am »
Reminds me of lampard. Arrogant fucking c*nt who thinks he’s better than he actually is

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Re: Spurs: fucking useless
« Reply #29048 on: May 1, 2023, 12:01:19 pm »
A chancer son in law with harvester vouchers, eggy when the garlic bread is late and included on the bill.

Completely unqualified for that role. A newsround presspacker in Baghdad.

 ;D

Quite a bit of sterling insult to unpack, there...
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Re: Spurs: fucking useless
« Reply #29049 on: May 1, 2023, 12:08:12 pm »
He'll get cryarsing and undermining whoever the new manager is behind the scenes because he feels he's entitled to be Spurs manager despite doing fuck all ever in football.
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Re: Spurs: fucking useless
« Reply #29050 on: May 1, 2023, 12:18:19 pm »
Did Ryan mason achieve anything as a pro footballer?

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Re: Spurs: fucking useless
« Reply #29051 on: May 1, 2023, 01:08:39 pm »
They may be fucking useless, but they have the best songs:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FlLhfItIoM0


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Re: Spurs: fucking useless
« Reply #29052 on: May 1, 2023, 01:11:27 pm »
I loved their supporters singing "Your support is fucking shit" when they had fans leave after 15 mins. ;D
 

"Shall we sing you a song.." No. Sing your team a song and they might not be as shit as they are.

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Re: Spurs: fucking useless
« Reply #29053 on: May 1, 2023, 01:14:37 pm »
Did Ryan mason achieve anything as a pro footballer?

He didn’t have that much time to do much of note. He retired when he was 26 due to effects of a head injury.

He let himself down yesterday it has to be said, just utterly childish drivel he came out with.

Also, not heard a peep about him berating the fourth official during the match.

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Re: Spurs: fucking useless
« Reply #29054 on: May 1, 2023, 01:15:29 pm »
Did Ryan mason achieve anything as a pro footballer?

In his defence (not actually defending him, but maybe giving it some context), I think he had to retire early after fracturing his skull in a clash of heads with someone. So I imagine he probably feels more strongly than most about head injuries.

Obviously talked plenty of guff about all the other hot topics but maybe worth pointing out.

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Re: Spurs: fucking useless
« Reply #29055 on: May 1, 2023, 01:21:26 pm »
In his defence (not actually defending him, but maybe giving it some context), I think he had to retire early after fracturing his skull in a clash of heads with someone. So I imagine he probably feels more strongly than most about head injuries.

Obviously talked plenty of guff about all the other hot topics but maybe worth pointing out.

yep, although ultimately his argument needs to be with the FA or PL, as there doesn’t seem to be a history of sendings off for such incidences.  Mane seems to be the only high profile one in the PL in recent years, and that happened a while back and there’s been plenty of examples since of no sendings off.  Be interesting to see if he does challenge the league about it. They love a rule change.

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Re: Spurs: fucking useless
« Reply #29056 on: May 1, 2023, 02:58:31 pm »
They may be fucking useless, but they have the best songs:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FlLhfItIoM0

That is f*cking terrible.  ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Spurs: fucking useless
« Reply #29057 on: May 1, 2023, 03:05:54 pm »
 

"Shall we sing you a song.." No. Sing your team a song and they might not be as shit as they are.

https://twitter.com/theanfieldwrap/status/1652963596756762627?s=61&t=TdB46k2Kp0sN309SJG9C7g

Tottenham TV excerpt on The Wrap.
They actually have a song for Richie La.
He scored his first goal of the season on the last day of April. And they have a song for I’m that doesn’t go
“Your shit…”
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Re: Spurs: fucking useless
« Reply #29058 on: May 1, 2023, 03:06:15 pm »
https://twitter.com/theanfieldwrap/status/1652963596756762627?s=61&t=TdB46k2Kp0sN309SJG9C7g

Tottenham TV excerpt on The Wrap.
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Re: Spurs: fucking useless
« Reply #29059 on: May 1, 2023, 03:19:15 pm »
These lot kicked their diving and acting into overdrive the moment they had a sniff of getting a result yesterday. They have to be right up there with being the most dislikable team in the league.

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Re: Spurs: fucking useless
« Reply #29060 on: May 1, 2023, 03:37:03 pm »
These lot kicked their diving and acting into overdrive the moment they had a sniff of getting a result yesterday. They have to be right up there with being the most dislikable team in the league.

Well, they have been managed by Maureen and Conte recently. What do you expect?

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« Reply #29061 on: May 1, 2023, 03:37:25 pm »
Did Ryan mason achieve anything as a pro footballer?

He spent his career at Spurs. Should answer your question.
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Re: Spurs: fucking useless
« Reply #29062 on: May 1, 2023, 03:41:21 pm »
In his defence (not actually defending him, but maybe giving it some context), I think he had to retire early after fracturing his skull in a clash of heads with someone. So I imagine he probably feels more strongly than most about head injuries.

Obviously talked plenty of guff about all the other hot topics but maybe worth pointing out.

Explains a lot,always comes across as being soft in the head.
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Re: Spurs: fucking useless
« Reply #29063 on: May 1, 2023, 03:49:19 pm »
These lot kicked their diving and acting into overdrive the moment they had a sniff of getting a result yesterday. They have to be right up there with being the most dislikable team in the league.

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« Reply #29064 on: May 1, 2023, 03:49:38 pm »
He spent his career at Spurs. Should answer your question.

Didn’t he have to retire at 24-25 due to a head injury ?

Think he played at Hull as well.

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Re: Spurs: fucking useless
« Reply #29065 on: May 1, 2023, 03:51:19 pm »
Didn’t he have to retire at 24-25 due to a head injury ?

Think he played at Hull as well.
Skull fracture and was advised to not play again.

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« Reply #29066 on: May 1, 2023, 03:56:39 pm »
Skull fracture and was advised to not play again.

Yeah it’s a bad one and not enjoyable to lose your career to.

He can only be about 32 as well now.

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Re: Spurs: fucking useless
« Reply #29067 on: May 1, 2023, 03:58:09 pm »
Richarlison fits in with them perfectly. I knew he would score once it was 3-2, just didn't expect it to transform into a full Everton / Spurs moment 30 seconds later.
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Re: Spurs: fucking useless
« Reply #29068 on: May 1, 2023, 04:17:31 pm »
Mason knows how it works, if you're an English manager you can make up a bunch of excuses when you lose and pundits will parrot whatever you say.

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« Reply #29070 on: May 1, 2023, 05:15:28 pm »
Does Richarlison have a tattoo of himself, on his back?
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« Reply #29071 on: May 1, 2023, 05:16:06 pm »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

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« Reply #29074 on: May 1, 2023, 05:23:26 pm »
Does Richarlison have a tattoo of himself, on his back?

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« Reply #29075 on: May 1, 2023, 05:27:02 pm »
It's Neymar, Pele, Ronaldinho and Charlie Drake.

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« Reply #29076 on: May 1, 2023, 05:30:20 pm »
Explains a lot,always comes across as being soft in the head.

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« Reply #29078 on: May 1, 2023, 05:36:47 pm »
It's Neymar, Pele, Ronaldinho and Charlie Drake.

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« Reply #29079 on: May 1, 2023, 05:38:14 pm »
It's Neymar, Pele, Ronaldinho and Charlie Drake.

That would actually be a better line up than the one he’s got on his back, even with Drake playing outside right