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Re: Spurs: fucking useless
« Reply #29000 on: April 25, 2023, 05:18:52 pm »
Imagine Man Utd's reimbursements this season if they followed Spurs' example
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Re: Spurs: fucking useless
« Reply #29001 on: April 25, 2023, 05:22:43 pm »
They've been in a full PR assault since that 6-1. After sacking Pochettino, Mourinho, Conte, and the failure that was Santo, the board have very little if any credibility left for the fans to stop them from turning.

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Re: Spurs: fucking useless
« Reply #29002 on: April 25, 2023, 07:58:21 pm »
Surprised they aren't trying to prevent poch going to chelsea

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Re: Spurs: fucking useless
« Reply #29003 on: April 25, 2023, 08:01:12 pm »
Surprised they aren't trying to prevent poch going to chelsea
how?

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Re: Spurs: fucking useless
« Reply #29004 on: April 25, 2023, 08:05:17 pm »
how?

By getting him for themselves

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Re: Spurs: fucking useless
« Reply #29005 on: April 25, 2023, 08:44:16 pm »
how?
Same way Utd "stopped" City getting Sanchez and Ronaldo. By throwing insane money at him and then wondering why it doesn't work out.
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Re: Spurs: fucking useless
« Reply #29006 on: April 25, 2023, 08:49:56 pm »
By getting him for themselves
but they (Levy that is) don't want him. 

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Re: Spurs: fucking useless
« Reply #29007 on: April 25, 2023, 09:06:36 pm »
These c*nts a broken and have been since we twatted them in the Champions League final.

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Re: Spurs: fucking useless
« Reply #29008 on: April 25, 2023, 11:17:06 pm »
They're apparently going to reimburse their fans who went to Newcastle, I always think that is such a weird thing for clubs to do.
tend to agree, although this one is from the players - which i think is slightly different

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Re: Spurs: fucking useless
« Reply #29009 on: April 25, 2023, 11:34:03 pm »
It truly boggles the mind that these are ahead of us in the league. Even more so when you factor in that they field one of the league's worst GKs week in, week out, whilst Ali has saved us countless times.

If Kane does leave in the summer, they could be in trouble, as that squad is really very average and you could see them spending a good few years out of the CL and maybe even EL without significant investment. With over half a billion in debt, that might not look pretty in a few years time.

I mean the countless weird loan deals and constant chopping and changing of the manager hasn't helped, but their squad for next season as it stands is a mess.
- Not a single decent GK
- About EIGHT dead average wing backs/full backs - Reguilon, Porro, Emerson, Sessegnon, Davies, Spence, Perisic (whatever he is - WB?), Udogie (know nothing of him tbf)
- A CB group of Dier, Romero, Sanchez, Tanganga
- A midfield group of Winks, Skipp, Sarr, Bissouma, Bentancur, Hojbjerg and whatever they decide to do with Ndombele and Lo Celso.
- An attack of Kane (surely leaving), Son (31 and looking badly on the decline), Richarlison (zero league goals) , Kulusevski (gone off the boil after a promising start) and Bryan Gil (12 CAREER goals in nearly 150 appearances)

Every single aspect of that squad looks frightfully average but especially the attack. Kane and Son have carried Spurs for a good number of years and the formerly smart recruitment seems to have gone up the shitter (they spent over £150m last summer to be this bad). Kane surely has to leave this summer, and even if his current season is a blip, at 31 Son isn't going to be spearheading this next Spurs side. Richarlison, Kulusevski and Gil have a combined 4 league goals this season (including the latter's loan spell abroad).

I mean they can appoint whatever manager they want but it will be their recruitment this summer could genuinely make or break them you feel. And they're already on the hook for a reported £60-70m just to make the Porro and Kulusevski signings permanent...
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Re: Spurs: fucking useless
« Reply #29010 on: April 26, 2023, 04:42:08 am »
They're apparently going to reimburse their fans who went to Newcastle, I always think that is such a weird thing for clubs to do.

So weird. Spurs are such a silly. Club. So they got bet 6-1, they're a load of bollox of a club who have won 1 league cup in, what, 25 years? And they act like they're some big club? You got spanked, move on.

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Re: Spurs: fucking useless
« Reply #29011 on: April 26, 2023, 07:49:17 am »
They're apparently going to reimburse their fans who went to Newcastle, I always think that is such a weird thing for clubs to do.

It's apparently the players who are reimbursing the fans. I wonder how they split the cost?

I can imagine Kane arguing that he scored and there's no way he's chipping in the same amount as Lloris.

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Re: Spurs: fucking useless
« Reply #29012 on: April 26, 2023, 12:13:23 pm »
It truly boggles the mind that these are ahead of us in the league. Even more so when you factor in that they field one of the league's worst GKs week in, week out, whilst Ali has saved us countless times.

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I agree with the rest of your post - Spurs have a really average squad - but I think the respective league positions reflect the two managers.

Conte had Spurs playing "pragmatic" (shit on a stick) football all season to eek out every point they could.  In fairness it's what most teams outside of us, Man City and Arsenal do.

Despite us having some profound squad issues, Klopp has persevered with us playing the type of controlling football that won us all those trophies.  I think we'd be in the top four places if we'd reverted to a more counter-attacking style; defending in numbers and using Salah, Darwin etc. on the break.  That style of football very much has a ceiling though and Klopp knows that to be in the shake-up for the major trophies we need to persevere with our style and trust that the squad issues can be resolved.

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Re: Spurs: fucking useless
« Reply #29013 on: April 26, 2023, 01:04:08 pm »

I can imagine Kane arguing that he scored and there's no way he's chipping in the same amount as Lloris.

Definitely ;D

Do the subs only pay a percentage depending how long they were on the pitch?!  ;D

I read it's only happening because the main Spurs supporters' club lobbied for it anyway, although that could be social media bollocks.
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Re: Spurs: fucking useless
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Re: Spurs: fucking useless
« Reply #29015 on: April 30, 2023, 07:14:21 pm »
Spurs’d it
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Re: Spurs: fucking useless
« Reply #29016 on: April 30, 2023, 07:15:32 pm »
They should be kicked out of the league after that pigeon celebration by Richarlison & Son.

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Re: Spurs: fucking useless
« Reply #29017 on: April 30, 2023, 07:21:49 pm »
They should be kicked out of the league after that pigeon celebration by Richarlison & Son.

I mean I wanted us to win but it was made so much better by doing so last minute after him acting that way when he got a 3mm strand of hair to the ball to score.

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Re: Spurs: fucking useless
« Reply #29018 on: April 30, 2023, 07:24:21 pm »

Richarlison  :lmao


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Re: Spurs: fucking useless
« Reply #29019 on: April 30, 2023, 07:59:56 pm »
Spurs though.

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Re: Spurs: fucking useless
« Reply #29020 on: April 30, 2023, 08:25:14 pm »
Richarlison  :lmao



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Re: Spurs: fucking useless
« Reply #29021 on: April 30, 2023, 08:26:12 pm »
Richarlison has one league goal this season, he's completely shite.

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Re: Spurs: fucking useless
« Reply #29022 on: April 30, 2023, 08:29:44 pm »
Richarlison has one league goal this season, he's completely shite.
Scores a premier league goal, booked for removing shirt, goal disallowed
Scores a premier league goal, booked for removing shirt resulting in a red card, goal disallowed
Scores a premier league goal, booked for removing shirt, taunts the crowd, does chicken walk, spurs give away a winner to the reds.


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Re: Spurs: fucking useless
« Reply #29023 on: April 30, 2023, 08:36:43 pm »
Richarlison has one league goal this season, he's completely shite.

It was a bit of a fluke as well, no way he intentionally heads that into the ground to lob Alisson.

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Re: Spurs: fucking useless
« Reply #29024 on: April 30, 2023, 08:39:11 pm »
Shame about his pigeon dying
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Re: Spurs: fucking useless
« Reply #29025 on: April 30, 2023, 08:42:21 pm »
Shame about his pigeon dying

nothing more than a hod carrier, him...
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Re: Spurs: fucking useless
« Reply #29026 on: April 30, 2023, 08:51:44 pm »
Klopp: "I heard from your colleague that Skipp shouldn't have been on the pitch because of a challenge on Luis Diaz. Diogo was not intentional, it was high. I really think Ryan Mason has other things to talk about."

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Re: Spurs: fucking useless
« Reply #29027 on: April 30, 2023, 09:01:01 pm »
Scores a premier league goal, booked for removing shirt, goal disallowed
Scores a premier league goal, booked for removing shirt resulting in a red card, goal disallowed
Scores a premier league goal, booked for removing shirt, taunts the crowd, does chicken walk, spurs give away a winner to the reds.


:lmao


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Re: Spurs: fucking useless
« Reply #29028 on: April 30, 2023, 09:04:39 pm »
It was worth the pain of the equaliser for the winner that will have broken that twat ;D
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Re: Spurs: fucking useless
« Reply #29029 on: April 30, 2023, 09:13:56 pm »
Taking his shirt off for a goal to draw level. Twat.
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Re: Spurs: fucking useless
« Reply #29030 on: April 30, 2023, 09:43:03 pm »
Give the job to Ryan Mason full time.
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Re: Spurs: fucking useless
« Reply #29031 on: April 30, 2023, 09:51:06 pm »
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« Reply #29032 on: April 30, 2023, 10:01:47 pm »
Spurs goals against this season is wild, only Bournemouth, Leeds, Forest and Southampton have conceded more.

Leicester have conceded the same amount, Everton have conceded less than Spurs.

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« Reply #29033 on: April 30, 2023, 10:09:59 pm »
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Re: Spurs: fucking useless
« Reply #29034 on: April 30, 2023, 10:35:55 pm »
Taking his shirt off for a goal to draw level. Twat.

I'm surprised the Spurs' fans weren't wearing Lonsdales.
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« Reply #29035 on: April 30, 2023, 11:56:16 pm »
Hope Ricarlason gets that Real move, we might finally beat them.
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Re: Spurs: fucking useless
« Reply #29036 on: May 1, 2023, 02:05:52 am »
It was worth the pain of the equaliser for the winner that will have broken that twat ;D

Your boys wouldn't have had a better experience even if we'd twatted them 6-0

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Re: Spurs: fucking useless
« Reply #29037 on: May 1, 2023, 07:54:14 am »
Mason is a bit of a cryarse isn’t he?

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Re: Spurs: fucking useless
« Reply #29038 on: May 1, 2023, 08:07:45 am »
Not watched the Ryan Mason post-match interview. From what I've heard of it, it'll only wind me up.

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Re: Spurs: fucking useless
« Reply #29039 on: May 1, 2023, 08:28:56 am »
Not watched the Ryan Mason post-match interview. From what I've heard of it, it'll only wind me up.

He went full-Jose.
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