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@SpursOfficial: The Club is delighted to announce the appointment of Mauricio Pochettino as our new Head Coach on a five-year contract.
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Re: Spurs
« Reply #1 on: May 27, 2014, 05:59:33 pm »
His bird Pocahontas must be gutted.
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Re: Spurs
« Reply #2 on: May 27, 2014, 06:00:26 pm »
Is he any better than what they had in AVB? Can't see this working out

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Re: Spurs
« Reply #3 on: May 27, 2014, 06:02:12 pm »
He's a good coach but will need time, that's something the won't get at that shower of a club.  Wouldn't be surprised if he didn't last a year.

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« Reply #4 on: May 27, 2014, 06:02:53 pm »
Five years with Levy in charge,  that'll be five months then!  ;D
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Re: Spurs
« Reply #5 on: May 27, 2014, 06:02:55 pm »
Why have they given him a 5 year contract ffs  :lmao

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Re: Spurs
« Reply #6 on: May 27, 2014, 06:02:58 pm »
Bad move for Pochettino.

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Re: Spurs
« Reply #7 on: May 27, 2014, 06:04:03 pm »
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Mauricio Pochettino is the new manager of Spurs. Needed to get that tweet out quickly before they fire him.

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Re: Spurs
« Reply #8 on: May 27, 2014, 06:04:08 pm »
Can see him doing well and going onto a bigger club, Spurs are a stepping stone.

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Re: Spurs
« Reply #9 on: May 27, 2014, 06:04:23 pm »
@SpursOfficial: The Club is delighted to announce the appointment of Mauricio Pochettino as our new Head Coach on a five-year contract.

Mr. Levy will likely make sure it'll be 1/5th of that.

Can see the attraction but a little surprised he went there to be honest. Maybe some of the uncertainty surrounding Southampton played a part.
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Re: Spurs
« Reply #10 on: May 27, 2014, 06:04:24 pm »
Spurs just keeping appointing or buying the flavour of the months don't they?

Wonder how long he'll last?

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Re: Spurs
« Reply #11 on: May 27, 2014, 06:06:47 pm »
I am surprised no one is worried by this appointment yet usually happens  ;D
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Re: Spurs
« Reply #12 on: May 27, 2014, 06:08:19 pm »
Didn't know Pochettino's win % was so low.

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Re: Spurs
« Reply #13 on: May 27, 2014, 06:10:13 pm »
See I think that he could be a real success there, they already have a very good squad even if it was just a group of decent players thrown together.  He is a decent coach who got Southampton playing good football, all this talk about Levy is a little pointless because they do not really need to get players in he just needs to get the players that they have playing some good football and he is perfectly capable of that
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Re: Spurs
« Reply #14 on: May 27, 2014, 06:11:41 pm »
Haven't spurs got about £15m from real in bonuses for Modric and bale as a result of winning the CL?

It matters not, Levy won't back him when the going gets tough, 18 months I give him
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Re: Spurs
« Reply #15 on: May 27, 2014, 06:11:44 pm »
See I think that he could be a real success there, they already have a very good squad even if it was just a group of decent players thrown together.  He is a decent coach who got Southampton playing good football, all this talk about Levy is a little pointless because they do not really need to get players in he just needs to get the players that they have playing some good football and he is perfectly capable of that

Shame he'll be sacked before he gets them to that level though.

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Re: Spurs
« Reply #16 on: May 27, 2014, 06:11:54 pm »
"This is a club with tremendous history and prestige and I am honoured to have been given this opportunity," Pochettino told the club's website.

You sure you signed for Spurs lad?

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Re: Spurs
« Reply #17 on: May 27, 2014, 06:12:30 pm »
He will do well there
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Re: Spurs
« Reply #18 on: May 27, 2014, 06:12:59 pm »
all this talk about Levy is a little pointless

Not really he's a barrier to a manager succeeding at that club. Also they want or believe they are entitled to more than just good football.

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Re: Spurs
« Reply #19 on: May 27, 2014, 06:13:56 pm »
Think he'll do well there as well if given the opportunity BUT how much patience will Tottenham have with him? That's the big question.
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Re: Spurs
« Reply #20 on: May 27, 2014, 06:14:17 pm »
I'll give him a year.

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Re: Spurs
« Reply #21 on: May 27, 2014, 06:14:56 pm »
I'll give him a year.

More than Levy will give him.

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Re: Spurs
« Reply #22 on: May 27, 2014, 06:17:09 pm »
I think he's a bit of a fraudster to be honest. I don't think it will be long before it all ends in tears again.

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Re: Spurs
« Reply #23 on: May 27, 2014, 06:17:52 pm »
Pleased they did not opt for De Boer as him & his support team look v.impressive.

They opted for Pochettino over better candidates for the obvious reasons he is Argentinian & speaks Spanish! A manager appointed for to get the best out of Levy & Baldinis failed signings.... The Spurs dressing room will be a mess by Christmas.

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Re: Spurs
« Reply #24 on: May 27, 2014, 06:18:03 pm »
I think he's a bit of a fraudster to be honest. I don't think it will be long before it all ends in tears again.
Why do you think that?

Not sure about him myself, lack of information more than anything
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Re: Spurs
« Reply #25 on: May 27, 2014, 06:19:29 pm »
I think he's a bit of a fraudster to be honest. I don't think it will be long before it all ends in tears again.
Same was said by some on here at Brendan Rodgers.

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Re: Spurs
« Reply #26 on: May 27, 2014, 06:23:21 pm »
Thank fuck they didn't get Ancelotti  ::)

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Re: Spurs
« Reply #27 on: May 27, 2014, 06:24:52 pm »
I personally think Pochettino will be at Tottenham for at least three seasons. Autumn, winter and spring.

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Re: Spurs
« Reply #28 on: May 27, 2014, 06:25:19 pm »
Why have they given him a 5 year contract ffs  :lmao

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Re: Spurs
« Reply #29 on: May 27, 2014, 06:26:08 pm »
Thank fuck they didn't get Ancelotti  ::)

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« Reply #30 on: May 27, 2014, 06:27:17 pm »
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Re: Spurs
« Reply #31 on: May 27, 2014, 06:28:04 pm »
If given time I think he'll do well there. I wonder who he'll poach from Southampton.

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Re: Spurs
« Reply #32 on: May 27, 2014, 06:28:19 pm »
Think he'll do well.  Hope I'm wrong.

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Re: Spurs
« Reply #33 on: May 27, 2014, 06:29:02 pm »
Think he'll do well.  Hope I'm wrong.

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« Reply #34 on: May 27, 2014, 06:29:08 pm »
If given time I think he'll do well there. I wonder who he'll poach from Southampton.

our target´s of course :D

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« Reply #35 on: May 27, 2014, 06:29:28 pm »
Not out of the realms of absurdity honestly (last year anyway), league champions and whatnot. Still competing in the CL.

Glad they got Moyes.

Errrrmmm... Wrong thread perhaps? This Spurs thread not Utd's.

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« Reply #36 on: May 27, 2014, 06:29:56 pm »
Think he'll get 2 years. They'll give him 1 year to try to show that they've changed and give managers time, but they'll finish 6th and pressure will start to mount. Then he'll be under pressure the entire second season and the team will start off strong before falling apart, and he'll be a lame duck manager by the last few months. He'll be sacked the day after the season ends.

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« Reply #37 on: May 27, 2014, 06:29:58 pm »
Errrrmmm... Wrong thread perhaps? This Spurs thread not Utd's.

Hence the edit... then delete ;)

Thought it was in relation to this...

http://www.redandwhitekop.com/forum/index.php?topic=314206.msg12861602#msg12861602
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Re: Spurs
« Reply #38 on: May 27, 2014, 06:32:17 pm »
"Triffic manager. Thought about getting him myself. Shame I didn't really..."

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Re: Spurs
« Reply #39 on: May 27, 2014, 06:32:23 pm »
our target´s of course :D

It wouldn't surprise me if they tried. We've got more pulling power than Spurs these days though, so if we want them we should get them. All would depend if they were prepared to pay stupid money for them.