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Re: Harry Maguire considering his options thread
« Reply #47160 on: July 22, 2023, 03:06:22 am »
Since haste quite Schorsch, but Liverpool are genuine fight pigs...

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Re: Harry Maguire considering his options thread
« Reply #47161 on: July 25, 2023, 11:24:02 am »
Onana is a perfect fit for them. Another petulant prick who walked out on his country on the eve of a World Cup, Roy Keane style.

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Re: Harry Maguire considering his options thread
« Reply #47162 on: July 25, 2023, 11:26:32 am »
Losing the captaincy is one thing - Maguire should never have been given it in the first place - but losing it to Bruno Fernandes is an insult I think I'd find it hard to take.

He's a cowardly footballer, quite possibly the last footballer you'd want in the trenches with you. Remember the moment he just totally gave up at Anfield?
even united fans I know thought that was pathetic, he was trying to get sent off and at one point is only short of crying to the bench like a 10 year old to his dad going "make it stop"

he was literally begging to be subbed.
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Re: Harry Maguire considering his options thread
« Reply #47163 on: July 25, 2023, 11:34:16 am »
Onana is a perfect fit for them. Another petulant prick who walked out on his country on the eve of a World Cup, Roy Keane style.

Thinks he can dribble too, when we play them we need Darwin, Mo and Jota to swarm the fucker, should get a couple of easy tap ins ;D

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Re: Harry Maguire considering his options thread
« Reply #47164 on: July 25, 2023, 12:07:52 pm »
You can just see it....the Utd fans will be lapping this shit up everytime and getting their knickers wet and the media will be hailing him as the next Maradona of goalkeepers.
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Re: Harry Maguire considering his options thread
« Reply #47165 on: July 26, 2023, 09:36:38 am »
Have the United players been given instructions to volley players? That challenge from their keeper last night on Mullins is ridiculous. He's never getting that ball and throws himself into Mullins puncturing his lung.

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Re: Harry Maguire considering his options thread
« Reply #47166 on: July 26, 2023, 10:19:51 am »
Wrexham boss Phil Parkinson was furious after the final whistle, advising Bishop to 'stay away' from his team. "I’m fuming about it, I’ve got to be honest with you," he said.

"It was a clumsy, reckless challenge in a pre-season game and I’m not happy with it at all. I haven’t seen the goalie and he’s probably best steering clear of us for the time being because we’re not very happy."


United this pre season are clearly under instruction to be super aggressive, there were some leg breakers against us in the friendly the other day and even their B team hasnt let up, they play Real madrid later today, be interesting if they carry on their assaults and what the ref does.


Also , united charged 180 dollars for tickets and not one first teamer played. Out of order that.
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Re: Harry Maguire considering his options thread
« Reply #47167 on: July 26, 2023, 11:51:53 am »
Wrexham boss Phil Parkinson was furious after the final whistle, advising Bishop to 'stay away' from his team. "I’m fuming about it, I’ve got to be honest with you," he said.

"It was a clumsy, reckless challenge in a pre-season game and I’m not happy with it at all. I haven’t seen the goalie and he’s probably best steering clear of us for the time being because we’re not very happy."


United this pre season are clearly under instruction to be super aggressive, there were some leg breakers against us in the friendly the other day and even their B team hasnt let up, they play Real madrid later today, be interesting if they carry on their assaults and what the ref does.


Also , united charged 180 dollars for tickets and not one first teamer played. Out of order that.

Looks like E7H is going for the yard dogs approach this season after realising the majority of his players are shite.

As for the ticket prices, no surprise.

Club full of c*nts top to bottom.

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Re: Harry Maguire considering his options thread
« Reply #47168 on: July 27, 2023, 01:52:04 am »
Watching united - real: lovely finish by bellingham but Onana went walk abouts and got chipped. 1-0 real after 10 mins

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Re: Harry Maguire considering his options thread
« Reply #47169 on: July 27, 2023, 01:58:12 am »
Wrexham boss Phil Parkinson was furious after the final whistle, advising Bishop to 'stay away' from his team. "I’m fuming about it, I’ve got to be honest with you," he said.

"It was a clumsy, reckless challenge in a pre-season game and I’m not happy with it at all. I haven’t seen the goalie and he’s probably best steering clear of us for the time being because we’re not very happy."

"This is supposed to be an exhibition!"


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Re: Harry Maguire considering his options thread
« Reply #47170 on: July 27, 2023, 07:18:32 am »
Reading about the match on the BBC I was shocked to read there was an altercation sparked by a bad tackle by that munchkin Martinez in Bellingham. How very out of character.

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Re: Harry Maguire considering his options thread
« Reply #47171 on: July 27, 2023, 07:21:46 am »
Reading about the match on the BBC I was shocked to read there was an altercation sparked by a bad tackle by that munchkin Martinez in Bellingham. How very out of character.
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Re: Harry Maguire considering his options thread
« Reply #47172 on: July 27, 2023, 07:45:08 am »
So far this pre-season, their keeper has wiped out an opposition player causing them to develop a pneumothorax, Martinez has ended his own player’s preseason while trying to injure an opponent, and Martinez has had an altercation with Bellingham after trying to injure him.

What a shower. This cringeworthy ‘there are no friendly games’ attitude is embarrassing.

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Re: Harry Maguire considering his options thread
« Reply #47173 on: July 27, 2023, 07:46:49 am »
Reading about the match on the BBC I was shocked to read there was an altercation sparked by a bad tackle by that munchkin Martinez in Bellingham. How very out of character.


https://twitter.com/_rotexy/status/1684435252373082112?t=OMd88cbJAofsREurgOpDmw&s=19


This is it.

Does he have something wrong with him? Hes never getting the ball here and just goes through Bellingham

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Re: Harry Maguire considering his options thread
« Reply #47174 on: July 27, 2023, 07:51:59 am »

https://twitter.com/_rotexy/status/1684435252373082112?t=OMd88cbJAofsREurgOpDmw&s=19


This is it.

Does he have something wrong with him? Hes never getting the ball here and just goes through Bellingham

 He's a cowardly shithouse. Someone is going to put him out of action for a very long time one day.

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Re: Harry Maguire considering his options thread
« Reply #47175 on: July 27, 2023, 07:54:06 am »
Onana with a debut to remember

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Re: Harry Maguire considering his options thread
« Reply #47176 on: July 27, 2023, 08:00:23 am »
So far this pre-season, their keeper has wiped out an opposition player causing them to develop a pneumothorax, Martinez has ended his own player’s preseason while trying to injure an opponent, and Martinez has had an altercation with Bellingham after trying to injure him.

What a shower. This cringeworthy ‘there are no friendly games’ attitude is embarrassing.

*Dons tinfoil hat*

It's because they know Howard Webb is running the PGMOL and so they will face very few (if any) sanctions this year for their actions on the pitch.

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Re: Harry Maguire considering his options thread
« Reply #47177 on: July 27, 2023, 08:44:58 am »

https://twitter.com/_rotexy/status/1684435252373082112?t=OMd88cbJAofsREurgOpDmw&s=19


This is it.

Does he have something wrong with him? Hes never getting the ball here and just goes through Bellingham

They call him the butcher. Barely the 3rd most famous butcher in Manchester. A long way behind Fred Elliott (I say a long way behind), plus Louis Edwards.

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Re: Harry Maguire considering his options thread
« Reply #47178 on: July 27, 2023, 08:52:24 am »
They call him the butcher. Barely the 3rd most famous butcher in Manchester. A long way behind Fred Elliott (I say a long way behind), plus Louis Edwards.

I say, I say, Fred wouldn't have taken him out like that.

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Re: Harry Maguire considering his options thread
« Reply #47179 on: July 27, 2023, 09:06:21 am »
Saw Phil Blundell say on Twitter that he’s just insecure because he can’t go on Nemesis. :D

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Re: Harry Maguire considering his options thread
« Reply #47180 on: July 27, 2023, 09:07:57 am »
"This is supposed to be an exhibition!"


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Re: Harry Maguire considering his options thread
« Reply #47181 on: July 27, 2023, 10:01:13 am »
He's a cowardly shithouse. Someone is going to put him out of action for a very long time one day.

Fast becoming the biggest c*nt in the league

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Re: Harry Maguire considering his options thread
« Reply #47182 on: July 27, 2023, 10:10:59 am »
Fast becoming the biggest c*nt in the league

 Look forward to the day when someone does him a bad injury and seeing all the Utd fans in tears over it.
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Re: Harry Maguire considering his options thread
« Reply #47183 on: July 27, 2023, 10:13:42 am »
Fast becoming the biggest c*nt in the league

 His card will be marked now. Can't see him continuing to get away with what he's doing without any retribution. Can see a few stray elbows to his swede coming up this season.

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Re: Harry Maguire considering his options thread
« Reply #47184 on: July 27, 2023, 10:16:20 am »
His card will be marked now. Can't see him continuing to get away with what he's doing without any retribution. Can see a few stray elbows to his swede coming up this season.

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Re: Harry Maguire considering his options thread
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Re: Harry Maguire considering his options thread
« Reply #47186 on: July 27, 2023, 10:27:21 am »
He's a cowardly shithouse. Someone is going to put him out of action for a very long time one day.

Nah, I prefer the route of the likes of Mo Salah putting him on all fours and setting up a goal before he's managed to get back up.

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Re: Harry Maguire considering his options thread
« Reply #47187 on: July 27, 2023, 10:52:25 am »
Nah, I prefer the route of the likes of Mo Salah putting him on all fours and setting up a goal before he's managed to get back up.

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Re: Harry Maguire considering his options thread
« Reply #47188 on: July 27, 2023, 10:58:06 am »
I personally think United can only be stronger from bombing Maguire and De Gea. I think it's a great move from Ten Haag akin to when Arteta fucked off the shite from Arsenal (Aubamayeng etc).

We might not like it but he's a serious manager who's not afraid to make big decisions and I think most fans would agree that fucking them off is the right decision. Mount and Onana are good signings for their system, though both are not perfect nor transformational. Amrabat I'm not particularly arsed about, don't see it as a huge upgrade on Fred or McTominay but who knows.

They're moving in the right direction but they still need to replace quite a bit.

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Re: Harry Maguire considering his options thread
« Reply #47189 on: July 27, 2023, 10:59:58 am »
Fast becoming the biggest c*nt in the league

He's been that since he turned up. There is no way a Liverpool player would ever get away with his shenanigans, our lads can't even buy a booking or a foul, but he'll be made their most high-profile player and will 100% still get away with it.

Same as it ever was.

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Re: Harry Maguire considering his options thread
« Reply #47190 on: July 27, 2023, 11:13:59 am »
He's a cowardly shithouse. Someone is going to put him out of action for a very long time one day.

Unlikely. Very few of his type get their comeuppance.

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Re: Harry Maguire considering his options thread
« Reply #47191 on: July 27, 2023, 12:33:48 pm »
Unlikely. Very few of his type get their comeuppance.

If the refs had any bottle hed be getting a red card every game, including friendlies.

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Re: Harry Maguire considering his options thread
« Reply #47192 on: July 27, 2023, 12:42:20 pm »
I personally think United can only be stronger from bombing Maguire and De Gea. I think it's a great move from Ten Haag akin to when Arteta fucked off the shite from Arsenal (Aubamayeng etc).

We might not like it but he's a serious manager who's not afraid to make big decisions and I think most fans would agree that fucking them off is the right decision. Mount and Onana are good signings for their system, though both are not perfect nor transformational. Amrabat I'm not particularly arsed about, don't see it as a huge upgrade on Fred or McTominay but who knows.

They're moving in the right direction but they still need to replace quite a bit.


Impossible to upgrade on Fred McTominay...
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Re: Harry Maguire considering his options thread
« Reply #47193 on: July 27, 2023, 12:55:18 pm »
£50m for a 20 year old who scored 9 times in 32 appearance in Serie A.


Seems a lot.
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Re: Harry Maguire considering his options thread
« Reply #47194 on: July 27, 2023, 12:56:54 pm »

https://twitter.com/_rotexy/status/1684435252373082112?t=OMd88cbJAofsREurgOpDmw&s=19


This is it.

Does he have something wrong with him? Hes never getting the ball here and just goes through Bellingham

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Re: Harry Maguire considering his options thread
« Reply #47195 on: July 27, 2023, 12:57:17 pm »
£50m for a 20 year old who scored 9 times in 32 appearance in Serie A.


Seems a lot.

We're about to drop £45m on Lavia - a 19yo with one season in the top flight. That's the state of the market, rightly or wrongly.

For what it's worth I'm excited about the Lavia signing too and think he'll be a great addition here.

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Re: Harry Maguire considering his options thread
« Reply #47196 on: July 27, 2023, 01:44:53 pm »

They're moving in the right direction but they still need to replace quite a bit.


Half of the ones they need to replace are the shite that E7H bought since arriving though.

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Re: Harry Maguire considering his options thread
« Reply #47197 on: July 27, 2023, 01:53:20 pm »
We're about to drop £45m on Lavia - a 19yo with one season in the top flight. That's the state of the market, rightly or wrongly.

For what it's worth I'm excited about the Lavia signing too and think he'll be a great addition here.
Given how inflated prices are, teams prefer going for younger players because of the greater return on investment. A few years ago, the biggest signings were in their mid to late twenties. Now, they are teenagers or in their early twenties.

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Re: Harry Maguire considering his options thread
« Reply #47198 on: July 27, 2023, 06:12:01 pm »
More protests! https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/66322345

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Re: Harry Maguire considering his options thread
« Reply #47199 on: July 27, 2023, 07:00:28 pm »
How I wish the Premier league had a guy like Souness nowadays to fill that little coward in, he needs fixing.