Topic: The 'vent your anger' thread. AKA 'The Grifter Thread'

[Lent§]

I think it's evident none of you have a daughter.

Pfft, brothers/sisters say allsorts of worse stuff than 'c*nt' to one another surely? Me and mine certainly did when we were younger!

[Sir Harvest Fields]

I think it's evident none of you have a daughter.

i do

[Brian Blessed]

I do to. I also didn't take the replies very seriously.

[Buzz Killington]

Dead leg, aaaaaargh

[-Sad Fuck-]

Pfft, brothers/sisters say allsorts of worse stuff than 'c*nt' to one another surely? Me and mine certainly did when we were younger!

Call me old fashioned, but I'm struggling to think of anything a lot worse!

[Lent§]

Call me old fashioned, but I'm struggling to think of anything a lot worse!

Ahh our kid is a lesbian so maybe it was just me being a vicious little shite!

[OldCold]

Call me old fashioned, but I'm struggling to think of anything a lot worse!

Very old fashioned mate.

I called me mother a c*nt earlier, she called me a mouthy prick.

Just banter, init.

[Lawnmowerman]

Very old fashioned mate.

I called me mother a c*nt earlier, she called me a mouthy prick.

Just banter, init.

lost for words

["Nookie".]

Very old fashioned mate.

I called me mother a c*nt earlier, she called me a mouthy prick.

Just banter, init.

She should've broken your fucking teeth you disrespectful pleb.

[Brian Blessed]

She should've broken your fucking teeth you disrespectful pleb.

[Sir Harvest Fields]

She should've broken your fucking teeth you disrespectful pleb.

bad day nookie ?

[Buzz Killington]

Very old fashioned mate.

I called me mother a c*nt earlier, she called me a mouthy prick.

Just banter, init.

.. That isn't banter, it's being a twat.

[Lent§]

To be honest, i'm with OC on this. None of us lot know his Ma ( ) or him, maybe that's fine between them two? It's only a word.

["Nookie".]

bad day nookie ?

Actually, brilliant day. Didn't know the score till I got on chat, and got told on there.

To be honest, i'm with OC on this. None of us lot know his Ma ( ) or him, maybe that's fine between them two? It's only a word.

Are you saying she might actually be a c*nt?

[Sir Harvest Fields]

Actually, brilliant day. Didn't know the score till I got on chat, and got told on there.

Are you sayign she might actually be a c*nt?

aye i know. you were the cherry on my day mate.

["Nookie".]

aye i know. you were the cherry on my day mate.

Whoa whoa whoa, PM Amir if you want that sort of shit.

[Lent§]

Actually, brilliant day. Didn't know the score till I got on chat, and got told on there.

Are you saying she might actually be a c*nt?

Mine is, but no. I was saying maybe between them two 'c*nt' is just a jovial term. Certainly when I was living in Pompey 'c*nt' was a far more accepted word than it is up here.

[-Sad Fuck-]

Very old fashioned mate.

I called me mother a c*nt earlier, she called me a mouthy prick.

Just banter, init.

You crack me up (Regardless of the fact I can never tell if you're being serious or not).

[Frank.]

I read everything he posts in the accent from the video, makes it so much more funny

[damian]

Feel the need to vent my anger here again, prior to venting it with my daughters school.

My 5 year old daughter needs the toilet a lot. We've been to the doctors about it but they just advise us to give her cranberry juice as apparently it helps, and don't seem to interested in doing anything else. We've also mentioned it to the school nurse, so they are aware of this. When we go out shopping we'll sometimes have to take her to the toilet 3 or 4 times in an hour. However, I've just been told by the wife that the school are telling the children that they are not allowed to go to the toilet after lunch, and until their next break. For anyone, particularly kids, this is wrong. My daughter is currently with her grandmother (not happy about that either, but thats another story discussed elsewhere in this thread) - apparently everytime she goes to the toilet she's crying for a while afterwards but won't say why - might be completely unconnected but wondering whether its because she's being told off at school for going. This is one complaint I have to make next week.

The other is about bullying. There are a couple of kids that enjoy pushing other smaller kids around. Our daughter has complained a couple of times to us that she has been pushed over by these kids. My wife was just talking to the parent of one of our daughters friends who said her daughter is also being bullied, both physically and verbally. We tell our daughter that if she is bullied she is to tell the teacher. However, I have again just been told that the teacher reported to my wife that our daughter keeps "telling tales" on the other kids. The other parent has also just said that he daughter is scared to tell the teacher because she'll get a sad face (if the kids are good they get a smily face, if they are naughty they get a sad face, on a sticker I believe). WTF!!! So now they are basically told off for reporting that they're being bullied. Should I instead be telling my daughter to give them a swift kick?

Now I've heard all this I'll be writing to the school, and am going to arrange to see the head teacher. I'm not having my daughter being scared to go to the toilet and being bullied.

[PeterJM]

Feel the need to vent my anger here again, prior to venting it with my daughters school.

My 5 year old daughter needs the toilet a lot. We've been to the doctors about it but they just advise us to give her cranberry juice as apparently it helps, and don't seem to interested in doing anything else. We've also mentioned it to the school nurse, so they are aware of this. When we go out shopping we'll sometimes have to take her to the toilet 3 or 4 times in an hour. However, I've just been told by the wife that the school are telling the children that they are not allowed to go to the toilet after lunch, and until their next break. For anyone, particularly kids, this is wrong. My daughter is currently with her grandmother (not happy about that either, but thats another story discussed elsewhere in this thread) - apparently everytime she goes to the toilet she's crying for a while afterwards but won't say why - might be completely unconnected but wondering whether its because she's being told off at school for going. This is one complaint I have to make next week.

The other is about bullying. There are a couple of kids that enjoy pushing other smaller kids around. Our daughter has complained a couple of times to us that she has been pushed over by these kids. My wife was just talking to the parent of one of our daughters friends who said her daughter is also being bullied, both physically and verbally. We tell our daughter that if she is bullied she is to tell the teacher. However, I have again just been told that the teacher reported to my wife that our daughter keeps "telling tales" on the other kids. The other parent has also just said that he daughter is scared to tell the teacher because she'll get a sad face (if the kids are good they get a smily face, if they are naughty they get a sad face, on a sticker I believe). WTF!!! So now they are basically told off for reporting that they're being bullied. Should I instead be telling my daughter to give them a swift kick?

Now I've heard all this I'll be writing to the school, and am going to arrange to see the head teacher. I'm not having my daughter being scared to go to the toilet and being bullied.

Both sad to hear.

I'd get your GP to write to the school expressing his concern about your daughter not being allowed access to the toilet as and when needed.

On the bullying issue,if i was you i wouldn't tell your daughter to give them a swift kick because it could just backfire and she'll end up being portrayed as a bully.

[OldCold]

.. That isn't banter, it's being a twat.

It's banter for us.

Obviously different parents have certain relationships with their children on how strict they are.

Nothing is meant by it, I wasn't saying it seriously, i'd never do that.

I'd never call my dad it, he'd chin me.

[Lent§]

See, told ya!

To be honest, i'm with OC on this. None of us lot know his Ma ( ) or him, maybe that's fine between them two? It's only a word.

[OldCold]

To be honest, i'm with OC on this. None of us lot know his Ma ( ) or him, maybe that's fine between them two? It's only a word.

No need for the wink either you cheeky git !

[damian]

Both sad to hear.

I'd get your GP to write to the school expressing his concern about your daughter not being allowed access to the toilet as and when needed.

On the bullying issue,if i was you i wouldn't tell your daughter to give them a swift kick because it could just backfire and she'll end up being portrayed as a bully.

Will be getting the GP to write to them if they refuse to change their policy.

Normally I wouldn't tell her to, it could get her into more trouble either by the teacher or the person she kicks. But if the school refuse to do anything not sure of the options (other than obviously to speak to the childs parents direct of course).

[Mr Boat]

Very old fashioned mate.

I called me mother a c*nt earlier, she called me a mouthy prick.

Just banter, init.

If anyone said that word in front of my mum I'd deck 'em.

[OldCold]

If anyone said that word in front of my mum I'd deck 'em.

Oh come on.

It's a word ffs, not even all that bad, people say it all the time.

[Lawnmowerman]

Oh come on.

It's a word ffs, not even all that bad, people say it all the time.

It depends on the mother.Youre mother sounds very laid back but she could just be putting on a front.If i called my mother anything other than Ma,shed headbutt me!

[BIGdavalad]

My mum smacks me for swearing, if I said c*nt in front of her, never mind actually to her, she would kick the living shit out of me.

[Mr Boat]

Don't care who you are...show some respect for your mother.....c*nts

Unless she happens to be Myra Hindley of course! Then she is one.

[Chakan]

My mum smacks me for swearing, if I said c*nt in front of her, never mind actually to her, she would kick the living shit out of me.

My dad would beat me within an inch of my life if I ever even thought of calling my mom a c*nt

[Lawnmowerman]

My mum smacks me for swearing, if I said c*nt in front of her, never mind actually to her, she would kick the living shit out of me.

Yep,couldnt use that word around ANY of the women in me family

[Slightly Less Mediocre Baron Bennekov]

My mum smacks me for swearing, if I said c*nt in front of her, never mind actually to her, she would kick the living shit out of me.

Eventhough I'm almost 20 cm's taller than my mum I'd get about that same treatment if I called her a c*nt... Respect is the key word!

[BIGdavalad]

Eventhough I'm almost 20 cm's taller than my mum I'd get about that same treatment if I called her a c*nt... Respect is the key word!

I'm 6'3'' and my mum's 5'6'' and I'm still scared of her when she gets in a strop

[Slightly Less Mediocre Baron Bennekov]

I'm 6'3'' and my mum's 5'6'' and I'm still scared of her when she gets in a strop

And that's just how it should be! No matter your age your parents are your parents and should be treated accordingly. Respect I tell ya - respect!

[Chakan]

I'm 6'3'' and my mum's 5'6'' and I'm still scared of her when she gets in a strop

My mom is jewish, have you seen what damage a small jewish woman can do with a wooden spoon?

[Azi]

I'm 6'3'' and my mum's 5'6'' and I'm still scared of her when she gets in a strop

ditto im 6'2" shes 5'1"

i wouldnt say am scared ad just have too much respect for her saying that if she ever caught me smoking shed end up gettin done for murder 

can't believe some people can talk like that to their parents i dont know if its from a different cultural background but if my mum or dad comes in and am sittin down on the only seat a offer them it if am eating a sandwhich am offering it couldnt for one minute think of using that sort of language with ma mum

[J-Mc-]

I'm 6'3'' and my mum's 5'6'' and I'm still scared of her when she gets in a strop

Everyone's scared of their mum mate, no matter the size or the age difference!

My nan is the scariest woman you could ever imagine. Typical old woman, typical working class woman.

She's only 5 foot 3 but dad told me a story one day that two bulky police officers knocked at the door one day and demanded entry to look for my dads mate, nan had a go at one of them who shit himself and went and sat back in the car while that other apologised for demanded entry and then said "would you mind if we had a look around your home for (insert name here)"

Was pissing myself when my dad told me it as its 100% true!

[OldCold]

Very weird indeed, my mum is very laid back on things like that, it's banter.

It's different for everyone, different people have different relationships with their parents, it's not about respect, I have plenty of it, i've never called her a c*nt in an angry fashion so to speak.

[Cribertinokes]

Very weird indeed, my mum is very laid back on things like that, it's banter.

It's different for everyone, different people have different relationships with their parents, it's not about respect, I have plenty of it, i've never called her a c*nt in an angry fashion so to speak.

Exactly, ALDI Pens on the situation and upbringing.