Author Topic: The 'vent your anger' thread. AKA 'The Grifter Thread' (Read 1046638 times)

red_Mark1980 · « **Reply #9960 on:** January 7, 2011, 07:15:10 pm »

Quote from: CheshireDave on January 7, 2011, 07:06:12 pm

Get on wonga.com or one of them other sites.

Be prepared to get raped by the fees for it though.

If the OP was meant to be paid on 22nd December I'd have had a strong word with the finance/HR departments saying words like "petty cash" and "bunch of twats".

But then I've never been diplomatic.

AriGold · « **Reply #9961 on:** January 7, 2011, 07:19:27 pm »

Computers. I swear these things were created to wind people up. Problem after problem. Fuck off.

Slightly Less Mediocre Baron Bennekov · « **Reply #9962 on:** January 7, 2011, 10:05:24 pm »

Humans!

Fucking bell ends cannot fathom that I am a slow starter and I can only do things in a certain way. Furthermore how hard is it to be a bit patient at times? Yes I have more memory than you have but that doesn't mean I can work wonders whenever you want it. See my way of telling you that you must wait is to show an hour glass but do you respect that?

WAIT ffs and I'll be ready as quickly as possible.

Fuck off!

P. Computer

RigBon1892 · « **Reply #9963 on:** January 7, 2011, 10:15:28 pm »

OldCold · « **Reply #9964 on:** January 7, 2011, 11:38:08 pm »

"i'll be at southend east (train station) at about half 8" she said to me at about half 6.

I go to pick her up, arrive on time, am left waiting till 9 before I get another phonecall.

"I'm in Pitsea, there was a drunk guy on the train and I didn't want to stay on as he was arguing with people"

CHANGE FUCKING CARRAIGES THEN.

40 Minute drive accross essex to then pick her up.

Fucking women.

SMD · « **Reply #9965 on:** January 7, 2011, 11:47:43 pm »

Quote from: OldCold on January 7, 2011, 11:38:08 pm

"i'll be at southend east (train station) at about half 8" she said to me at about half 6.

I go to pick her up, arrive on time, am left waiting till 9 before I get another phonecall.

"I'm in Pitsea, there was a drunk guy on the train and I didn't want to stay on as he was arguing with people"

CHANGE FUCKING CARRAIGES THEN.

40 Minute drive accross essex to then pick her up.

Fucking women.

Bit rude to talk about your mum like that.

OldCold · « **Reply #9966 on:** January 7, 2011, 11:48:18 pm »

Quote from: SMD on January 7, 2011, 11:47:43 pm

Bit rude to talk about your mum like that.

It'd be worse if it was her.

payback · « **Reply #9967 on:** January 8, 2011, 12:44:48 pm »

football focus. the one time i want to watch it to see what they say about kenny, and the wholw fucking thing is pre-recorded shite about dover fc and robbie savage going to a non-league club and standing in a fucking car-park. well done bbc, fingers right on the fucking pulse

SalisburyRed · « **Reply #9968 on:** January 8, 2011, 01:32:29 pm »

Quote from: payback on January 8, 2011, 12:44:48 pm

football focus. the one time i want to watch it to see what they say about kenny, and the wholw fucking thing is pre-recorded shite about dover fc and robbie savage going to a non-league club and standing in a fucking car-park. well done bbc, fingers right on the fucking pulse

As it should be. I don't particularly care what they have to say about Kenny, and lower-league clubs deserve their day in the limelight on 3rd round day.

payback · « **Reply #9969 on:** January 8, 2011, 04:31:57 pm »

Quote from: SalisburyRed on January 8, 2011, 01:32:29 pm

As it should be. I don't particularly care what they have to say about Kenny, and lower-league clubs deserve their day in the limelight on 3rd round day.

not for me mate, havn't got sky sports/sky sports news and wanted to see something on tv about it.

Frank. · « **Reply #9970 on:** January 8, 2011, 04:34:39 pm »

Quote from: Lents on January 7, 2011, 06:33:26 pm

Well out of order that mate, why you not been paid?

Couldn't say they keep saying problem with the bank, which its clearly not.

Lent§ · « **Reply #9971 on:** January 8, 2011, 04:42:21 pm »

Quote from: Frank. on January 8, 2011, 04:34:39 pm

Couldn't say they keep saying problem with the bank, which its clearly not.

Wankers. Surely if there's a problem with the bank they'd give you cash.

RigBon1892 · « **Reply #9972 on:** January 8, 2011, 04:46:52 pm »

Quote from: OldCold on January 7, 2011, 11:38:08 pm

"i'll be at southend east (train station) at about half 8" she said to me at about half 6.

I go to pick her up, arrive on time, am left waiting till 9 before I get another phonecall.

"I'm in Pitsea, there was a drunk guy on the train and I didn't want to stay on as he was arguing with people"

CHANGE FUCKING CARRAIGES THEN.

40 Minute drive accross essex to then pick her up.

Fucking women.

I could say the same for men sometimes.

AriGold · « **Reply #9973 on:** January 8, 2011, 04:54:41 pm »

Quote from: Bennekov on January 7, 2011, 10:05:24 pm

Humans!

Fucking bell ends cannot fathom that I am a slow starter and I can only do things in a certain way. Furthermore how hard is it to be a bit patient at times? Yes I have more memory than you have but that doesn't mean I can work wonders whenever you want it. See my way of telling you that you must wait is to show an hour glass but do you respect that? WAIT ffs and I'll be ready as quickly as possible.

Fuck off!

P. Computer

Tit

1021 · « **Reply #9974 on:** January 8, 2011, 05:09:42 pm »

Garth Crooks really is a clueless bell.

Hazell · « **Reply #9975 on:** January 8, 2011, 05:16:57 pm »

Quote from: jeffiner1892 on January 8, 2011, 04:46:52 pm

I could say the same for men sometimes.

Ooh a battle of the sexes. Can't wait to see how this progresses.

Finn Solomon · « **Reply #9976 on:** January 8, 2011, 05:32:40 pm »

Quote from: OldCold on January 7, 2011, 11:38:08 pm

"i'll be at southend east (train station) at about half 8" she said to me at about half 6.

I go to pick her up, arrive on time, am left waiting till 9 before I get another phonecall.

"I'm in Pitsea, there was a drunk guy on the train and I didn't want to stay on as he was arguing with people"

CHANGE FUCKING CARRAIGES THEN.

40 Minute drive accross essex to then pick her up.

Fucking women.

Frank. · « **Reply #9977 on:** January 8, 2011, 06:27:12 pm »

Quote from: Lents on January 8, 2011, 04:42:21 pm

Wankers. Surely if there's a problem with the bank they'd give you cash.

Don't deal in cash whatsoever. I'm no longer working for them, but there was no bad blood between me or the company when we parted ways so its bizarre really..

Slightly Less Mediocre Baron Bennekov · « **Reply #9978 on:** January 8, 2011, 06:28:42 pm »

Quote from: AriGold on January 8, 2011, 04:54:41 pm

Tit

At your service... Right at the end of your fingertips!

RigBon1892 · « **Reply #9979 on:** January 8, 2011, 06:39:20 pm »

Making the mistake of going onto the Liverpool page on 606. Give me back my brain cells you bastards!

Sir Harvest Fields · « **Reply #9980 on:** January 8, 2011, 07:38:00 pm »

twats in the pound shop getting 3 things and paying by card. u stupid fat fucker, i didnt wanna spend any more time in this dump than i had to, now im stuck behind your fat sweaty hole and your shitty kids. fuck off.

Buzz Killington · « **Reply #9981 on:** January 8, 2011, 07:38:39 pm »

SMD the c*nt.

SMD · « **Reply #9982 on:** January 8, 2011, 07:44:55 pm »

Anon2765, the quim.

Buzz Killington · « **Reply #9983 on:** January 8, 2011, 07:45:41 pm »

Quote from: SMD on January 8, 2011, 07:44:55 pm

Anon2765, the quim.

Have some of that. I win bitch.

SMD · « **Reply #9984 on:** January 8, 2011, 07:47:39 pm »

Quote from: Suso on January 8, 2011, 07:45:41 pm

Have some of that. I win bitch.

Like a kamikaze pilot flying into a whale.

Buzz Killington · « **Reply #9985 on:** January 8, 2011, 07:49:18 pm »

Quote from: SMD on January 8, 2011, 07:47:39 pm

Like a kamikaze pilot flying into a whale.

Victory! I'll be honest it was worth it

SMD · « **Reply #9986 on:** January 8, 2011, 07:51:29 pm »

Quote from: Suso on January 8, 2011, 07:49:18 pm

Victory! I'll be honest it was worth it

You don't know much about kamikaze planes do you?

OldCold · « **Reply #9987 on:** January 8, 2011, 07:53:32 pm »

Quote from: SMD on January 8, 2011, 07:51:29 pm

You don't know much about kamikaze planes do you?

He's googling away as we speak.

Buzz Killington · « **Reply #9988 on:** January 8, 2011, 07:54:17 pm »

I do, arsewipe. I thought it was a stupid comparison.

Sir Harvest Fields · « **Reply #9989 on:** January 8, 2011, 07:56:59 pm »

suso, you remind me of that Achmed the dead terrorist part. ya div.

SMD · « **Reply #9990 on:** January 8, 2011, 07:57:58 pm »

Quote from: Suso on January 8, 2011, 07:54:17 pm

I do, arsewipe. I thought it was a stupid comparison.

Would you like a nerf ball on a tank?

Buzz Killington · « **Reply #9991 on:** January 8, 2011, 07:59:25 pm »

Quote from: SMD on January 8, 2011, 07:57:58 pm

Would you like a nerf ball on a tank?

-Sad Fuck- · « **Reply #9992 on:** January 8, 2011, 10:12:34 pm »

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

My sister uploaded some stupid photo on FB of her tattoo of some Smiths lyrics, so I called her a 'manc loving c*nt'.

Dad's just seen it.

Sir Harvest Fields · « **Reply #9993 on:** January 8, 2011, 10:13:22 pm »

Quote from: -Paddy- on January 8, 2011, 10:12:34 pm

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

My sister uploaded some stupid photo on FB of her tattoo of some Smiths lyrics, so I called her a 'manc loving c*nt'.

Dad's just seen it.

the problem?

Lent§ · « **Reply #9994 on:** January 8, 2011, 10:13:46 pm »

Quote from: Sir Harvest Fields on January 8, 2011, 10:13:22 pm

the problem?

Looking for a problem there meself....

Brian Blessed · « **Reply #9995 on:** January 8, 2011, 10:15:54 pm »

I'm assuming the dad didn't know she had a tat?

Sir Harvest Fields · « **Reply #9996 on:** January 8, 2011, 10:16:20 pm »

how old is she?

also how would her dad even know?

what i mean is, u have posted a comment about your sisters tattoo. he saw this and dont know. but he will see her photo? ummmmmm?

Elzar · « **Reply #9997 on:** January 8, 2011, 10:17:55 pm »

Maybe his dad doesn't appreciate the word c*nt

-Sad Fuck- · « **Reply #9998 on:** January 8, 2011, 10:18:51 pm »

I think it's evident none of you have a daughter.

Sir Harvest Fields · « **Reply #9999 on:** January 8, 2011, 10:18:58 pm »

Quote from: Elzar on January 8, 2011, 10:17:55 pm

Maybe his dad doesn't appreciate the word c*nt

is he a manc lover too?