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Re: The 'vent your anger' thread. AKA 'The Grifter Thread'
« Reply #10200 on: January 13, 2011, 02:31:16 am »
Well my friends call me "Reina-Phillips" such is my prowess.

Most of the other teams think i'm an idiot because of how seriously I take it, we play in hockey goals, so still big.

Often opposition players have told me to "shut the fuck up", the team I play for isn't the best technically, but we work hard and play a solid defensive game. Naturally, i'm the team captain, I feel as a goalkeeper it is imperative to be your teams eyes and ears, you are the focal point of the communication.

However, sadly, i've actually had to pay £40 in fines for getting sent off twice. Once for doing a Reina/Robben where I scuffled with some 16 year old kid who got cocky, and another for arguing with a ref after he gave a goal for a shot that DID NOT cross the line. I refused to continue unless he either awards a goal kick, or sends me off, he sent me off.

From my expierience, you need to get down on the ground and smother people. Being a keeper is all about being brave, it is a state of mind, one that I have.
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Re: The 'vent your anger' thread. AKA 'The Grifter Thread'
« Reply #10201 on: January 13, 2011, 02:39:42 am »
Well my friends call me "Reina-Phillips" such is my prowess.

Most of the other teams think i'm an idiot because of how seriously I take it, we play in hockey goals, so still big.

Often opposition players have told me to "shut the fuck up", the team I play for isn't the best technically, but we work hard and play a solid defensive game. Naturally, i'm the team captain, I feel as a goalkeeper it is imperative to be your teams eyes and ears, you are the focal point of the communication.

However, sadly, i've actually had to pay £40 in fines for getting sent off twice. Once for doing a Reina/Robben where I scuffled with some 16 year old kid who got cocky, and another for arguing with a ref after he gave a goal for a shot that DID NOT cross the line. I refused to continue unless he either awards a goal kick, or sends me off, he sent me off.

From my expierience, you need to get down on the ground and smother people. Being a keeper is all about being brave, it is a state of mind, one that I have.

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Re: The 'vent your anger' thread. AKA 'The Grifter Thread'
« Reply #10202 on: January 13, 2011, 04:16:21 am »
Well my friends call me "Reina-Phillips" such is my prowess.

Or because you're a queen.
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Re: The 'vent your anger' thread. AKA 'The Grifter Thread'
« Reply #10203 on: January 13, 2011, 04:39:53 am »
No way. Couldnt be real. Massive massive woosh surely.
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Re: The 'vent your anger' thread. AKA 'The Grifter Thread'
« Reply #10204 on: January 13, 2011, 04:43:11 am »
No way. Couldnt be real. Massive massive woosh surely.

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Re: The 'vent your anger' thread. AKA 'The Grifter Thread'
« Reply #10205 on: January 13, 2011, 04:53:40 am »
I was a keeper in a five a side league, you got to smother people.
You was, was you?

Naturally, i'm the team captain
Naturally, becoz you is tuff innit? But hang on, is it you is or you was? You is making it up isnt you Lee Nelson?
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Re: The 'vent your anger' thread. AKA 'The Grifter Thread'
« Reply #10206 on: January 13, 2011, 05:10:04 am »
I found footage of Old Cold taking his beast of a dog out in the snow.

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Re: The 'vent your anger' thread. AKA 'The Grifter Thread'
« Reply #10207 on: January 13, 2011, 10:29:10 am »
Naturally, i'm the team captain,

Oh, naturally.

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Re: The 'vent your anger' thread. AKA 'The Grifter Thread'
« Reply #10208 on: January 13, 2011, 10:45:28 am »
Is that 5 a side where you can't go in the 'keepers area yeah? Meff.
Awww, you beat me, yea by several hours, but still.

Ive played in goal in 5 a side. PLEASE tell me Oldcold, how do you dive at peoples feet in 5 a side when players cant come in your area, and obviously you cant handball it outside of it.

Hockey goals are "thinner". Yes taller, but a big boy like you, should bother you eh!
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Re: The 'vent your anger' thread. AKA 'The Grifter Thread'
« Reply #10209 on: January 13, 2011, 10:48:53 am »
Dickhead on my Facebook;

Him; "No c*nts blaming the manager now,shocking,fuck off just pure absolute shit overpaid pricks"

Me; "Probably because you cant blame the manager who has had 2 days on the training ground!"

Him; "Kenny will soon be legging it again,face it we are just pure shit"

Oh just fuck off and support someone else then. Fucking hell. Miracles expected after 2 fucking days and a chat in the team Hotel.
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Re: The 'vent your anger' thread. AKA 'The Grifter Thread'
« Reply #10210 on: January 13, 2011, 11:28:12 am »
F*cking work

I, as a young teen, work at Subway (I know, its bad) to get some money to relieve the stress on mum & dad. I am a great employee, cover shifts all the time and am always reliable.
So the other night at work, my co-worker and I are well ahead of the jobs to do. We are entitled to free drinks while working. My co-worker and I get an idea to put our drink in the blender to make a frozen coke. It was world class too. But then the owners ring up and say they saw it on camera and immediately say they will take us off the roster for two weeks. For my first offence, where I did practically nothing wrong. Everyone at work is on our side.
To top off such a harsh punishment, the mainland owners say we can come back on the roster when they come down and speak to us. So, they set the punishment but dont tell how long they will punish us for. Rediculous.

I have since got a copy of my contract and found out what they did breaches their own contract. It clearly states I need 3 warnings before punishment, and this was my first offence in the whole time I have been there. So my mum, who works in a legal firm, is onto it. We will take this to the Ombudsman if they dont budge, as they try and bully us workers while smashing out incredible profits and the whole place is corrupt. I will be looking to claim compensation for all my shifts lost (which I am entitled to do) and will also complain about the owners not paying us overtime because they give us an unrealistically long list to do in 30 minutes to close the store. I will be quitting soon most likely, when I find another job. My resume is really good, so hopefully I can find one soon and ditch this prison of a job.

I just wish my owners weren't so bloody dodgy and would give us a fair go

Oh, and they haven't paid me yet for this fortnight, which should already be in.

Rant over :p

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Re: The 'vent your anger' thread. AKA 'The Grifter Thread'
« Reply #10211 on: January 13, 2011, 11:47:36 am »
came home to find av been robbed just as a enterd ma house a seen a knobhead run out ma back door chase the bastard about half mile afore the dick gets away

fone the police  hiya how can a help you ? hi av just been robbed bla bla right give them ma details right we wont be able to send a officer round today but we will be able to send someone round by the weekend

AYE BY THAT FUCKING TIME THE C UNT WILL HAVE SOLD ALL MA STUFF AND ANY FINGERPRINTS WILL BE GONE
It wasn't that mate who asked you to pick him up at the station was it??? You know - the old "Get you out of the house while I rob it!" trick???







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Re: The 'vent your anger' thread. AKA 'The Grifter Thread'
« Reply #10212 on: January 13, 2011, 11:49:26 am »
Awww, you beat me, yea by several hours, but still.

Ive played in goal in 5 a side. PLEASE tell me Oldcold, how do you dive at peoples feet in 5 a side when players cant come in your area, and obviously you cant handball it outside of it.

Hockey goals are "thinner". Yes taller, but a big boy like you, should bother you eh!
He also claims he's a goal scoring centre half as well....
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Re: The 'vent your anger' thread. AKA 'The Grifter Thread'
« Reply #10213 on: January 13, 2011, 11:59:42 am »
He also claims he's a goal scoring centre half as well....
Does he? Well he's a boy of many talents then isnt he? c*nt being the main one!
We may sign Salah, but I'll show my arse in the middle of town if we sign one of VVD or Keita. Not gonna happen.

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Re: The 'vent your anger' thread. AKA 'The Grifter Thread'
« Reply #10214 on: January 13, 2011, 12:44:40 pm »
Quote from: macca888 link=topic=276522
Came to this thread a bit late, but from what I've read, the real relationship trouble is not between you and your girl, but between you and a small box of Tampax. You obviously need something more substantial in your life like a huge Costco sized box of jam rags, seeing as you're such a massive fucking quim

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Re: The 'vent your anger' thread. AKA 'The Grifter Thread'
« Reply #10215 on: January 13, 2011, 01:48:33 pm »
Not my ager that needs to be vented but check out the first reply to the post in this thread:

http://www.jeepforum.com/forum/f11/96-jeep-cherokee-need-opinions-1149721/

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Re: The 'vent your anger' thread. AKA 'The Grifter Thread'
« Reply #10216 on: January 13, 2011, 03:11:44 pm »
Not my ager that needs to be vented but check out the first reply to the post in this thread:

http://www.jeepforum.com/forum/f11/96-jeep-cherokee-need-opinions-1149721/

Sir Harvest Fields or macca couldn't put it better! :thumbup

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Re: The 'vent your anger' thread. AKA 'The Grifter Thread'
« Reply #10217 on: January 13, 2011, 03:26:46 pm »
now thats a fucking opinion.
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Re: The 'vent your anger' thread. AKA 'The Grifter Thread'
« Reply #10218 on: January 13, 2011, 05:41:09 pm »
Househunting.

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Re: The 'vent your anger' thread. AKA 'The Grifter Thread'
« Reply #10219 on: January 13, 2011, 05:49:29 pm »
fucking wanker door-to-door charity collectors. in the middle of cooking the tea and there's a knock at the door. two of the fuckers standing there with stupid fucking grins. first thing i said was 'you'll have to be quick 'cos i'm doing the tea'. then he starts the fucking shite. 'have you heard of the nspcc?', 'do you know how many kids live in poverty?' and about 20 more obviously rehearsed questions designed to make me lose the will to live and hand the c*nt my wallet. started nodding my head quickly trying to hurry him up, didn't make a difference though and now he 's like a fucking machine spewing out 10 words a fucking second, which made me start to laugh at him. next thing i know he goes 'why are you laughing mate, do you think it's funny?'. just about to say 'no you stupid fucker i'm trying to make sure MY kid doesn't get a fucking burnt tea', but he's already walked away from the door stamping up the street like a 3 year old in a tantrum. :wanker







and if the fucking cat from next door shites in my yard again i'm posting it through  the fat bastard's letterbox. :no

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Re: The 'vent your anger' thread. AKA 'The Grifter Thread'
« Reply #10220 on: January 13, 2011, 06:17:03 pm »
and if the fucking cat from next door shites in my yard again i'm posting it through  the fat bastard's letterbox. :no

I don't reckon you could fit a whole cat through a letterbox to be honest mate
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Re: The 'vent your anger' thread. AKA 'The Grifter Thread'
« Reply #10221 on: January 13, 2011, 06:48:44 pm »
I don't reckon you could fit a whole cat through a letterbox to be honest mate

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Re: The 'vent your anger' thread. AKA 'The Grifter Thread'
« Reply #10222 on: January 13, 2011, 07:10:53 pm »
fucking microwave, beep beep beep, ok i know the time is up, every thirty secs beep beep fucking beep, nagging the fuck out of me, worse than the wife

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Re: The 'vent your anger' thread. AKA 'The Grifter Thread'
« Reply #10223 on: January 13, 2011, 10:08:43 pm »
fucking microwave, beep beep beep, ok i know the time is up, every thirty secs beep beep fucking beep, nagging the fuck out of me, worse than the wife
That explains those fucking "unfunny" pictures you've been posting - you keep hearing beeps ;) ;D
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Re: The 'vent your anger' thread. AKA 'The Grifter Thread'
« Reply #10224 on: January 13, 2011, 10:29:22 pm »
That explains those fucking "unfunny" pictures you've been posting - you keep hearing beeps ;) ;D
:)
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Re: The 'vent your anger' thread. AKA 'The Grifter Thread'
« Reply #10225 on: January 13, 2011, 10:32:46 pm »
:)
Almost scared to post there recently every c*nt is a critic

They are shit though - it's like watching Ali Dia play.
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Re: The 'vent your anger' thread. AKA 'The Grifter Thread'
« Reply #10226 on: January 13, 2011, 10:33:50 pm »
Fucking shithouse company I work for, but not for much longer, sold us off before Christmas and we were told today we're basically surplus to requirements. Fucking great start to the year. :no

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« Reply #10227 on: January 13, 2011, 11:13:57 pm »
Fucking shithouse company I work for, but not for much longer, sold us off before Christmas and we were told today we're basically surplus to requirements. Fucking great start to the year. :no

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« Reply #10228 on: January 13, 2011, 11:41:49 pm »
Sorry to hear that mate. It's fucking shit when that happens. Hope it al works out.

Ta. It's all come as a bit of a shock. what makes it worse is we've been sold to a fucking massive American group with an annual turnover of £10 billion, and ours is a fucking tinpot company which will make them buttons but will put 250 people on the dole. Fucking pointless.

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Re: The 'vent your anger' thread. AKA 'The Grifter Thread'
« Reply #10230 on: January 14, 2011, 01:00:37 pm »
Fucking shithouse company I work for, but not for much longer, sold us off before Christmas and we were told today we're basically surplus to requirements. Fucking great start to the year. :no
Shit man, thats harsh. Got my fingers crossed for you fella.
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Re: The 'vent your anger' thread. AKA 'The Grifter Thread'
« Reply #10231 on: January 14, 2011, 02:03:04 pm »
Bloody hell. This chaps a MASSIVE tool.

which one?
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Re: The 'vent your anger' thread. AKA 'The Grifter Thread'
« Reply #10232 on: January 14, 2011, 04:36:37 pm »
which one?
OldCold

Haahhaha, like the "which one", and not who ;)
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Re: The 'vent your anger' thread. AKA 'The Grifter Thread'
« Reply #10234 on: January 14, 2011, 05:24:15 pm »
I don't reckon you could fit a whole cat through a letterbox to be honest mate
haha. i can have a fucking good try though ;D

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Re: The 'vent your anger' thread. AKA 'The Grifter Thread'
« Reply #10235 on: January 14, 2011, 10:08:49 pm »
Fucking shithouse company I work for, but not for much longer, sold us off before Christmas and we were told today we're basically surplus to requirements. Fucking great start to the year. :no
That's shit Jaff, hope things sort themselves out for you mate.
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And a feast for the friends and faces met along way
Gratitude

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Re: The 'vent your anger' thread. AKA 'The Grifter Thread'
« Reply #10236 on: January 14, 2011, 10:20:37 pm »
Househunting.

Someone give me somewhere to live dammit!
I'm sure Macca will help you out if you ask him nicely.
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Crush your enemies. See dem driven before you. Hear d'lamentations of der vimmen.

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Re: The 'vent your anger' thread. AKA 'The Grifter Thread'
« Reply #10237 on: January 14, 2011, 11:08:01 pm »
me bird going out with her slag mates to town, gets me paro
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Re: The 'vent your anger' thread. AKA 'The Grifter Thread'
« Reply #10238 on: January 14, 2011, 11:12:45 pm »
me bird going out with her slag mates to town, gets me paro
Jealous are you?

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Re: The 'vent your anger' thread. AKA 'The Grifter Thread'
« Reply #10239 on: January 14, 2011, 11:16:18 pm »
me bird going out with her slag mates to town, gets me paro
Its not paranoia, its just good sense.
"Paranoia is a very comforting state of mind. If you think they're out to get you, it means you think you matter"

Jurgen! What is best in life?

Crush your enemies. See dem driven before you. Hear d'lamentations of der vimmen.