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Re: Chasing the Title
« Reply #12920 on: April 24, 2019, 07:25:28 pm »
Quote from: CHOPPER on April 24, 2019, 06:10:55 pm
Arse gravy piss flap wanker

Is that United’s back five?
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Re: Chasing the Title
« Reply #12921 on: April 24, 2019, 07:25:59 pm »
I've never wished to watch a more dour 0-0 in all my life.
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Re: Chasing the Title
« Reply #12922 on: April 24, 2019, 07:26:12 pm »
Quote from: Ciara (with a capital "C") on April 24, 2019, 06:44:34 pm
I’ve got 5-a-side 8pm-9pm tonight - glad I’m not watching to be honest. But I will probably have it on flash scores which will come through on my Garmin... :/

So have I. I’m going to break your legs.
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Re: Chasing the Title
« Reply #12923 on: April 24, 2019, 07:30:07 pm »
Quote from: Uncle Ronnie on April 24, 2019, 12:03:59 pm
https://www.football365.com/news/dirty-city-solskjaer-was-right-to-call-man-city-on-tactical-fouls

But but, the BBC say the stats don't back him up!

"Privately, City are bemused at United letting Solskjaer speak about the issue, mainly because the statistics do not back up the Norwegian's view.

According to Opta, City have conceded 170 free-kicks, excluding off-sides, in the opposition half so far this season. In contrast, United have conceded 195.

In addition, City have amassed 38 yellow cards and one red in the Premier League this season - for United, the figures are 64 and four."

https://www.bbc.com/sport/football/48028390
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Re: Chasing the Title
« Reply #12924 on: April 24, 2019, 07:31:36 pm »
Quote from: scouse neapolitan on April 23, 2019, 10:40:14 pm
Everyone's sure that this is a foregone conclusion.

I see it differently. Here goes!
 Fernandinho gets a red card for a tackle on Rashford in the first 10 minutes. Pogba scores into a silent Stretford End in the 40th minute and the cameras hone in on Sir Whiskey Beak pretending to look happy .
Sterling loses it with a ball boy and gets sent off 5 minutes into the second half. 9- man City huff and puff but get blown away by a second own goal from Stones 5 minutes from time.
Hilariously, De Gea and Pogba celebrate and wave their goodbyes in front of the Stretford End at the final whistle,  but there's no-one left in there 'cos they've all pissed off back to Essex.
There you go.

I like the cut of your jib.
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Re: Chasing the Title
« Reply #12925 on: April 24, 2019, 07:31:39 pm »
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Re: Chasing the Title
« Reply #12926 on: April 24, 2019, 07:33:27 pm »
Quote from: Alan_X on April 24, 2019, 07:12:23 pm
They don’t have to win 14 now. That’s the past. They only need to win one game tonight then three more. Same as us. It’s a mentality thing. Like a tightrope walker or thy free solo climber. You don’t worry about how far you’ve come or how high you are - you focus on the moment.

The trick is - don't look down (the table).
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Re: Chasing the Title
« Reply #12927 on: April 24, 2019, 07:35:06 pm »
If I was in the city team I’d be licking my lips
I expect a drubbing   Anything less will be a shock seriously
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Re: Chasing the Title
« Reply #12928 on: April 24, 2019, 07:38:47 pm »
Quote from: CS111 on April 24, 2019, 07:35:06 pm
If I was in the city team I’d be licking my lips
I expect a drubbing   Anything less will be a shock seriously
Euphoria, more like.
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In such a sumptuous festival of shite, I wouldn't be so quick to pick a winner..

But he'd make the shortlist

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Re: Chasing the Title
« Reply #12929 on: April 24, 2019, 07:40:50 pm »
Team sheet anyone!?
What's our defense look like?
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Quote from: TepidT2O on January 26, 2016, 10:42:15 pm
In such a sumptuous festival of shite, I wouldn't be so quick to pick a winner..

But he'd make the shortlist

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Re: Chasing the Title
« Reply #12930 on: April 24, 2019, 07:41:28 pm »
We're gonna win the league.
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Re: Chasing the Title
« Reply #12931 on: April 24, 2019, 07:41:34 pm »
Quote from: the_red_pill on April 24, 2019, 07:40:50 pm
Team sheet anyone!?
What's our defense look like?

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Re: Chasing the Title
« Reply #12932 on: April 24, 2019, 07:43:39 pm »
Quote from: the_red_pill on April 24, 2019, 07:40:50 pm
Team sheet anyone!?
What's our defense look like?

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Re: Chasing the Title
« Reply #12933 on: April 24, 2019, 07:44:54 pm »
Can’t believe I’ve settled down to watch this shite. I can’t help it.
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Re: Chasing the Title
« Reply #12934 on: April 24, 2019, 07:46:27 pm »
Quote from: the_red_pill on April 24, 2019, 07:40:50 pm
Team sheet anyone!?
What's our defense look like?
When we beat Utd in 09 the following scored for us:
Englishman
Spaniard
Brazilian
Italian

Tonight we have all those 4 nationalities in the team  :o

Darmian to lob Ederson at the death!!

GGMU
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Re: Chasing the Title
« Reply #12935 on: April 24, 2019, 07:46:28 pm »
 :lmao
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Quote from: TepidT2O on January 26, 2016, 10:42:15 pm
In such a sumptuous festival of shite, I wouldn't be so quick to pick a winner..

But he'd make the shortlist

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Re: Chasing the Title
« Reply #12936 on: April 24, 2019, 07:50:27 pm »
Fucking this is mental, I’ve been thinking about this game since the start of this week.

Come on Utd you bunch of meffs.
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Re: Chasing the Title
« Reply #12937 on: April 24, 2019, 07:52:36 pm »
GGMU
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Re: Chasing the Title
« Reply #12938 on: April 24, 2019, 07:53:31 pm »
Quote from: Jon2lfc on April 24, 2019, 07:46:27 pm
When we beat Utd in 09 the following scored for us:
Englishman
Spaniard
Brazilian
Italian

Tonight we have all those 4 nationalities in the team  :o

Darmian to lob Ederson at the death!!

GGMU

Soz I'm being stupid


I didn't think it through














How's De Gea gonna score??!?
 ;D
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Re: Chasing the Title
« Reply #12939 on: April 24, 2019, 07:56:45 pm »
Quote from: Jon2lfc on April 24, 2019, 07:53:31 pm
Soz I'm being stupid


I didn't think it through














How's De Gea gonna score??!?
 ;D
Pelanty?
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Re: Chasing the Title
« Reply #12940 on: April 24, 2019, 07:57:43 pm »
Quote from: Jon2lfc on April 24, 2019, 07:53:31 pm
Soz I'm being stupid


I didn't think it through














How's De Gea gonna score??!?
 ;D
Last minute header from a corner ;)
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Re: Chasing the Title
« Reply #12941 on: April 24, 2019, 07:58:54 pm »
Quote from: Perham on April 24, 2019, 07:57:43 pm
Last minute header from a corner ;)
;D

Are Dave going up for a corner.........not to save the match...........but to rub the 3-1 scoreline in, and add a 4th! hahahaha
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Re: Chasing the Title
« Reply #12942 on: April 24, 2019, 08:00:03 pm »
Watching in a Ireland and this place is full off red mancs, their reaction will be interesting
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Re: Chasing the Title
« Reply #12943 on: April 24, 2019, 08:13:05 pm »
Can feel it

Theyre dropping points tonight city
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Re: Chasing the Title
« Reply #12944 on: April 24, 2019, 08:15:12 pm »
I'm going to need to shower after this
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Re: Chasing the Title
« Reply #12945 on: April 24, 2019, 08:16:53 pm »
Quote from: Youb on April 24, 2019, 08:15:12 pm
I'm going to need to shower after this

Me too, when United win I shall be cracking one off to rachel riley compilations
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Re: Chasing the Title
« Reply #12946 on: April 24, 2019, 08:17:23 pm »
Lingard you tit
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Re: Chasing the Title
« Reply #12947 on: April 24, 2019, 08:20:00 pm »
This shouldn't be used as a match thread for the Man U game
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Re: Chasing the Title
« Reply #12948 on: April 24, 2019, 08:52:11 pm »
Feel dirty supporting united
But hopefully the boys keep it going
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Re: Chasing the Title
« Reply #12949 on: April 24, 2019, 08:53:13 pm »
De Gea didn’t get the memo saving that chance by Sterling!
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Re: Chasing the Title
« Reply #12950 on: April 24, 2019, 08:53:46 pm »
My dad when I said it feels wrong supporting United:

"I'm just focusing on the red"

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Re: Chasing the Title
« Reply #12951 on: April 24, 2019, 08:59:52 pm »
Of course I want city to drop points, doesn't really matter who it's against!
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Re: Chasing the Title
« Reply #12952 on: April 24, 2019, 09:00:17 pm »
Couldnt stop myself watching this

Feel sick. Cmon ffs
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Re: Chasing the Title
« Reply #12953 on: April 24, 2019, 09:12:11 pm »
As dirty as it feels for us, imagine how United fans feel giving us the title  :lmao
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Re: Chasing the Title
« Reply #12954 on: April 24, 2019, 09:14:13 pm »
Quote from: skooma on April 24, 2019, 09:12:11 pm
As dirty as it feels for us, imagine how United fans feel giving us the title  :lmao

Nice jinx
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Re: Chasing the Title
« Reply #12955 on: April 24, 2019, 09:15:28 pm »
Quote from: skooma on April 24, 2019, 09:12:11 pm
As dirty as it feels for us, imagine how United fans feel giving us the title  :lmao

They won’t be giving us anything mate....

Even if they get a result tonight, if we win it, we’ll have earned it. Nothing’s been given. 
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Re: Chasing the Title
« Reply #12956 on: April 24, 2019, 09:21:26 pm »
Quote from: chromed on April 24, 2019, 09:15:28 pm
They won’t be giving us anything mate....

Even if they get a result tonight, if we win it, we’ll have earned it. Nothing’s been given.

City get the result tonight mate then we aren’t winning it.
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Re: Chasing the Title
« Reply #12957 on: April 24, 2019, 09:21:30 pm »
How did the manc crowd take that...are they celebrating? Are the mancs in it ? I'm not watching it - bad enough watching the Pool.
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Re: Chasing the Title
« Reply #12958 on: April 24, 2019, 09:23:26 pm »
Quote from: Jack The Lad on April 24, 2019, 09:21:26 pm
City get the result tonight mate then we aren’t winning it.

There's three more chances for them to drop points after tonight if they end up winning.
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Re: Chasing the Title
« Reply #12959 on: April 24, 2019, 09:25:44 pm »
I don't think we are gonna do it this year. But I don't feel disheartened. We are fucking boss, and can only get better
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