Topic: "Green and Gold, it's O5e from Molde!" - Cornering like a reliant robin..

[CrasherKid79]

Is Morata really that good?  I've only seen him play a couple of times and he didn't do much...  can't really judge a player on that though...

He's tidy. Would suit a pass and move team like us .... not a Jose team. He's not the work horse or battering ram that shitcoat demands.

I predict he will be benched by mid season, much like the fate the few flair players they have like Martial and Mikhtarian suffered.

Too fancy and don't graft enough in his mind.

.... warm up Marouane !

[elbow]

To be fair, I'm not sure many could predict how completely shite Pogba was.

Baconface could.

[Magz50]

Sounds like they're looking to sign the amazing 29 year old Matic from Chelsea. You guys should be scared.

[stevo7]

here ya' go, last seasons BBC pundits predictions...

http://www.bbc.com/sport/football/37040156

Only Jermain Jenas and Dean Saunders didn't have Man Utd in their top 4.

Wish Pundits & Footie Journalists were on Performanace-Related Pay.
There have been/are writers on this forum with more insight & analysis than their ghost-written convete.

[DanA]

Wait until they sign Bale, Ronaldo, Greizmann, Fabinho and Ousmane Dembele. Then they'll finish at least 4th......at least!

[A Complete Flop]

Sounds like they're looking to sign the amazing 29 year old Matic from Chelsea. You guys should be scared.

Very scared.

[Nick110581]

Second favs to win the title. 

[CrasherKid79]

Sounds like they're looking to sign the amazing 29 year old Matic from Chelsea. You guys should be scared.

Ooooo perfect shitcoat signing.

Will really encourage the expansive, free flowing play the manc fans have been duped into believing they are watching.

[CrasherKid79]

Second favs to win the title. 

Good, more pressure and a quicker Jose meltdown.

[Bend It Like Aurelio]

I just had a gander at their tranfer forum. Seems like it's just a list of players who want better contracts sorted with their own teams, and a spate of 'we didn't need him, he's shite anyway' posts for players who are no longer joining them.

It's amazing how the richest club in the world can miss their targets so frequently.

Morata is decent though, but honestly, I have never doubted Mourinho's ability to turn wine into water.

[Purple Red]

Sounds like they're looking to sign the amazing 29 year old Matic from Chelsea. You guys should be scared.

Don't get me wrong - I think Matic is an excellent player but signing a 29-year-old who isn't going to improve your side massively for what would be an extortionate fee is peak Manchester United.

Sixth.

[CrasherKid79]

Don't get me wrong - I think Matic is an excellent player but signing a 29-year-old who isn't going to improve your side massively for what would be an extortionate fee is peak Manchester United.

Sixth.

The fact they would be happy to sell him to a 'title rival' tells you all you need to know. Same as Real selling them the reserves.

They really are becoming pathetic. Shitcoat has absolutely no eye for emerging talent so that's not an option .... so they will be left with overpriced players the selling team are comfortable offloading, and then huge superstar buys like Pogba and Di Maria that want teams built around them.

The players coming in aren't even like for like for what they are replacing, to fit an actual system. It's just buying because they are available .... great to see 

[Purple Red]

Same as Real selling them the reserves.

Should we just start calling them Castilla?

They finished 11th in their league last season which we all know is 6 + 6 - 1.

[PeterTheRed ...]

The fact they would be happy to sell him to a 'title rival' tells you all you need to know. Same as Real selling them the reserves.

They really are becoming pathetic. Shitcoat has absolutely no eye for emerging talent so that's not an option .... so they will be left with overpriced players the selling team are comfortable offloading, and then huge superstar buys like Pogba and Di Maria that want teams built around them.

The players coming in aren't even like for like for what they are replacing, to fit an actual system. It's just buying because they are available .... great to see 

That is their actual problem since Ferguson retired. They don't have a general plan or system in place. I mean, what is the point of pursuing James Rodriguez, when you already have Mata and Mkhitaryan on the team?

At the same time, this is the thing that I like the most about our signing under Klopp. Some people might like them, and some people might not, but they are all making sense, when you look at the way that we are playing.

[CrasherKid79]

That is their actual problem since Ferguson retired. They don't have a general plan or system in place. I mean, what is the point of pursuing James Rodriguez, when you already have Mata and Mkhitaryan on the team?

At the same time, this is the thing that I like the most about our signing under Klopp. Some people might like them, and some people might not, but they are all making sense, when you look at the way that we are playing.

That's why Salah is perfect. Even those who don't rate him can't say after seeing Manes success in our system why would we buy the style of player ... where does he fit?

[HeartAndSoul]

Sounds like they're looking to sign the amazing 29 year old Matic from Chelsea. You guys should be scared.

Can't wait for their version of this season's one 

[mkingdon]

He's tidy. Would suit a pass and move team like us .... not a Jose team. He's not the work horse or battering ram that shitcoat demands.

I predict he will be benched by mid season, much like the fate the few flair players they have like Martial and Mikhtarian suffered.

Too fancy and don't graft enough in his mind.

.... warm up Marouane !

I think you'll find elbows playing at CF next season taking Ibra's place 

He'll be starting anyway...he's their main only attacking option.....

[lessthanmatt]

[thelinnen]

It's quite amusing looking back on that.

Crocked        Above average but anonymous for the first half of the season
Promising     Promising
Shithouse     Gone
Finished        Alright

 

[CrasherKid79]

I think you'll find elbows playing at CF next season taking Ibra's place 

He'll be starting anyway...he's their main only attacking option.....

True, and to think they mocked us for buying big Andy Carroll for a season. In comparison to elbows he has the touch and vision of Zidane.

We moved him on sharpish when he didn't suit our play.

Elbows has been there 4 fuckin years 😂

Roll on his testimonial year

[CrasherKid79]

It's quite amusing looking back on that.

Crocked        Above average but anonymous for the first half of the season
Promising     Promising
Shithouse     Gone
Finished        Alright

 

Note the two Promising are wasting away on the bench

[Ziltoid]

[harleydanger]

Wait until they sign Bale, Ronaldo, Greizmann, Fabinho and Ousmane Dembele. Then they'll finish at least 4th......at least!

Can't wait for their version of this season's one 

DeAr EpL tEaMs

OnE mEsSaGe FoR yUo AlL

bE sCaReD

bE vErY sCaReD

[Magz50]

DeAr EpL tEaMs

OnE mEsSaGe FoR yUo AlL

bE sCaReD

bE vErY sCaReD

 

[Magz50]

Fixed it for you.

[TheTeflonJohn]

What`s happened to the manc wind up that people round here treat with kid gloves? He`s thrown a couple of hand grenades in and gone back skiing to red café?

[PeterTheRed ...]

What`s happened to the manc wind up that people round here treat with kid gloves? He`s thrown a couple of hand grenades in and gone back skiing to red café?

[Magz50]

What`s happened to the manc wind up that people round here treat with kid gloves? He`s thrown a couple of hand grenades in and gone back skiing to red café?

[CrasherKid79]

What`s happened to the manc wind up that people round here treat with kid gloves? He`s thrown a couple of hand grenades in and gone back skiing to red café?

He only posts when a perceived disaster strikes the club. He saw the not signing of the Southampton lad as that and a chance to have a little dig .... and remind us of the "treble they won 

He won't be back until the mancs limp to three or four 1-0 wins in their easy start to the season.

If they'd signed Ronaldo (snigger) 🙈He'd be on here 24 hours a day.

[Purple Red]

JM6.

[TheTeflonJohn]

Cheers lads, got a better picture now of where the gobshites gone 

[Andy @ Allerton!]

The Red Cafe RAWK Meltdown thread ladies and gentlemen

http://www.redcafe.net/threads/rawk-goes-into-meltdown-2016-17-edition.419088/


It's been so neglected for so long    Mainly cos they're fucking shite and they know it. But now!!! NEW SEASON!!!!! NEW OPTIMISM!!!! NEW HOPES!!!!


THEY. ARE. BACK. WITH. THEIR. THREAD.

Let's see how long it lasts with their new Galacticos!!  How much!!

[Andy @ Allerton!]

Also there is someone on there pretending to be a Scouser that doesn't even know that Canny Farm is now Stockbridge Village.

My missus comes from there and her dad still is there, so I go down from time to time for a pint.

[CrasherKid79]

The Red Cafe RAWK Meltdown thread ladies and gentlemen

http://www.redcafe.net/threads/rawk-goes-into-meltdown-2016-17-edition.419088/


It's been so neglected for so long    Mainly cos they're fucking shite and they know it. But now!!! NEW SEASON!!!!! NEW OPTIMISM!!!! NEW HOPES!!!!


THEY. ARE. BACK. WITH. THEIR. THREAD.

Let's see how long it lasts with their new Galacticos!!  How much!!

Apparently Micky Quinn is now spokesman for the club according to them? 

[Andy @ Allerton!]

Apparently Micky Quinn is now spokesman for the club? 

He is well revered on here it must be said

[Andy @ Allerton!]

Looks like Fatty McFatFace is staying there next season as no clubs are interested.

Apparantly they can't get a safety certificate with his running damaging the foundations of the stadiums.

[Andy @ Allerton!]

[Purple Red]

The Red Cafe RAWK Meltdown thread ladies and gentlemen

http://www.redcafe.net/threads/rawk-goes-into-meltdown-2016-17-edition.419088/


It's been so neglected for so long    Mainly cos they're fucking shite and they know it. But now!!! NEW SEASON!!!!! NEW OPTIMISM!!!! NEW HOPES!!!!


THEY. ARE. BACK. WITH. THEIR. THREAD.


Let's see how long it lasts with their new Galacticos!!  How much!!

Looking forward to the weeks of no activity on it when they're racking up back to back draws at home to Huddersfield and Brighton.

[swoopy]

Istanbul still winds the red Mancs up I see with the title, and only uploaded 4 months ago 

<a href="https://www.youtube.com/v/f8S8sBWn0_A" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer" class="bbc_link bbc_flash_disabled new_win">https://www.youtube.com/v/f8S8sBWn0_A</a>



The virgin also made this video too

<a href="https://www.youtube.com/v/qM-6jxEMHsA" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer" class="bbc_link bbc_flash_disabled new_win">https://www.youtube.com/v/qM-6jxEMHsA</a>

[CrasherKid79]

The virgin also made this video too

<a href="https://www.youtube.com/v/qM-6jxEMHsA" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer" class="bbc_link bbc_flash_disabled new_win">https://www.youtube.com/v/qM-6jxEMHsA</a>

Hey you Guys !!