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« Reply #120 on: June 18, 2017, 11:55:48 AM »
Hard to say right now, have to wait and see who everybody brings in.
If the league started tomorrow i'd say 4th, maybe 3rd.

Oh I don't know Cantona, I think I'm seeing a trend here:

2015 - 4th
2016 - 5th
2017 - 6th
2018  - ?

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« Reply #121 on: June 18, 2017, 12:24:49 PM »
I still stand by the belief that the world would be a much better place if Man Utd threads ceased to exist

Reading this thread kind of confirms it

Well go away then. Plenty of other threads to read.
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« Reply #122 on: June 18, 2017, 02:10:48 PM »
The new Arsenal.
A couple of cups, nowhere near the league and no forward p!an.

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« Reply #123 on: June 18, 2017, 02:36:59 PM »
The new Arsenal.
A couple of cups, nowhere near the league and no forward p!an.
Please don't insult Arsenal like that.

They don't play anywhere near the soas footy that this lot serve up as their staple offering

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« Reply #124 on: June 18, 2017, 03:44:47 PM »
Please don't insult Arsenal like that.

They don't play anywhere near the soas footy that this lot serve up as their staple offering

True, Arsenal are at least playing decent football. Since Ferguson retired, Man Utd are painful to watch, even for their own fans.

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« Reply #125 on: June 18, 2017, 04:12:00 PM »
That I think is the major issue united have.

Under Ferguson they were ruthless as hell and as an opposition team you'd go there knowing that odds were against you and if you were not careful they'd give you an absolute pasting.

Then when fergie retired I think they suffered like we did in the 90's. People went there with the idea to win is a massive victory when in fact the teams quite shite. But most players have grown up seeing them dominate the game.

Now Jose who hasn't evolved well as football has, has them playing such negative football that is on pr or if not worse than moyes but he's given a bit more respect because of what he did with ranieris team and so much money at Chelsea.

United will do well. They will sign top players. Jose will ensure the superagents get a bumper pay day and I am sure he gets something in return somewhere down the line. It's what made him go united. Not about trophies to Jose anymore. He's sorting out his families future

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« Reply #126 on: June 18, 2017, 06:24:05 PM »
People get strangely wound up at a guy trying to wind them up.
Maybe the group, led by your leadership, will see these drafts as PR functions and brilliant use of humor

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« Reply #127 on: June 18, 2017, 08:11:44 PM »
Nobody loved every minute of that shit on a stick excuse for football you served up last season. Watching Liverpool last season was actually enjoyable. If you were to ask neutrals which team they would rather watch, no one would pick the dire cynicism of United. Football is supposed to be enjoyable - otherwise why would you put yourself through it? I am excited to see Klopp's team next season. A Jose team hardly sets the pulse racing.
Mourinho's approach is obvious, make us hard to beat first, then add flair later. He agrees with Fergies quote that "attack wins you games, defence wins you titles". Klopp has a different approach, how it all works out remains to be seen.
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« Reply #128 on: June 18, 2017, 08:26:48 PM »
Mourinho's approach is obvious, make us hard to beat first, then add flair later. He agrees with Fergies quote that "attack wins you games, defence wins you titles". Klopp has a different approach, how it all works out remains to be seen.

What if later never comes?

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« Reply #129 on: June 18, 2017, 08:29:16 PM »
Mourinho's approach is obvious, make us hard to beat first, then add flair later. He agrees with Fergies quote that "attack wins you games, defence wins you titles". Klopp has a different approach, how it all works out remains to be seen.

Why you finish 6th then while scoring less than you have for years?

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« Reply #130 on: June 18, 2017, 08:31:22 PM »
Mourinho's approach is obvious, make us hard to beat first, then add flair later. He agrees with Fergies quote that "attack wins you games, defence wins you titles". Klopp has a different approach, how it all works out remains to be seen.

Pogba, Ibrahimovic and Mkhtyrian were the classic 'shore up the defence' signings.
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« Reply #131 on: June 18, 2017, 08:32:40 PM »
Mourinho's approach is obvious, make us hard to beat first, then add flair later. He agrees with Fergies quote that "attack wins you games, defence wins you titles". Klopp has a different approach, how it all works out remains to be seen.

I notice the absence of any attempt to form an argument that their football is enjoyable to watch.

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« Reply #132 on: June 18, 2017, 08:33:23 PM »
Pogba, Ibrahimovic and Mkhtyrian were the classic 'shore up the defence' signings.
Shows what you know!

It's obviously part of the master blueprint

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« Reply #133 on: June 18, 2017, 08:34:31 PM »
Pogba, Ibrahimovic and Mkhtyrian were the classic 'shore up the defence' signings.

It really is like Jonestown with the fans .... draws are good .... 0-0 is good ..... 4 more players .... drink the Kool aid

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« Reply #134 on: June 18, 2017, 08:36:21 PM »
Mourinho's approach is obvious, make us hard to beat first, then add flair later. He agrees with Fergies quote that "attack wins you games, defence wins you titles". Klopp has a different approach, how it all works out remains to be seen.

Unless he has done it at Leiria, I don't remember him doing that at any of the teams he managed.

Than again, it is great to see that you have bought into his bullshit. Long may it continue.

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« Reply #135 on: June 18, 2017, 08:37:08 PM »
What if later never comes?
I'm confident it will. His Porto, Inter and Madrid sides outscored everyone and his Chelsea sides were up there.

I enjoyed a lot of last season but the finishing let us down, i'm sure he will fix that.

Also good to see only Everton gave more minutes to teenagers than us last season, we've a lot of young players who will only improve.
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« Reply #136 on: June 18, 2017, 08:39:12 PM »
I'm confident it will. His Porto, Inter and Madrid sides outscored everyone and his Chelsea sides were up there.

I enjoyed a lot of last season but the finishing let us down, i'm sure he will fix that.

Also good to see only Everton gave more minutes to teenagers than us last season, we've a lot of young players who will only improve.

Now I know that you are on a wind up ...  :lmao

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« Reply #137 on: June 18, 2017, 08:40:34 PM »
Now I know that you are on a wind up ...  :lmao
What have I said that's factually incorrect?
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« Reply #138 on: June 18, 2017, 08:44:14 PM »
What have I said that's factually incorrect?

Did most of those teenager minutes come from Mourinho playing a load of kids in the final games though? Simple yes or no will suffice!

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« Reply #139 on: June 18, 2017, 08:44:46 PM »
Now I know that you are on a wind up ...  :lmao
Don't judge.

Ever heard of S&M?

Oh wait, that was the previous manager wasn't it.


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« Reply #140 on: June 18, 2017, 08:45:40 PM »
I enjoyed a lot of last season but the finishing let us down, i'm sure he will fix that.

Yeah we know ... you were the best team in every game .... all your draws should have been wins and all your losses draws.

We're still laughing now at that beaut.

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« Reply #141 on: June 18, 2017, 08:47:27 PM »
I enjoyed a lot of last season but the finishing let us down, i'm sure he will fix that.
Did you enjoy your 6-4-0 formation against any team that was at least just a little bit good?

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« Reply #142 on: June 18, 2017, 08:48:53 PM »
Did most of those teenager minutes come from Mourinho playing a load of kids in the final games though? Simple yes or no will suffice!
No, a quick google shows that by april 17 we had given more minutes to teenagers than any other club, that was around the QF stage.
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« Reply #143 on: June 18, 2017, 08:51:59 PM »
No, a quick google shows that by april 17 we had given more minutes to teenagers than any other club, that was around the QF stage.

Who are they beyond Rashford? Can only conclude no one played any teenagers then. Given a chance Mourinho will go for the safe experienced pro where possible.

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« Reply #144 on: June 18, 2017, 09:04:58 PM »
Has Ronaldo signed yet ? 😂😂😂
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« Reply #145 on: June 18, 2017, 09:30:38 PM »
No, a quick google shows that by april 17 we had given more minutes to teenagers than any other club, that was around the QF stage.

This was all Rashford though. The only other teenager you played was Fosu-Mensah.

It was a really poor season for teenagers getting minutes, especially at the top of the table.
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« Reply #146 on: June 18, 2017, 09:56:58 PM »
Di Marzio  :lmao says Ronaldo is deadly serious about joining Money Utd tm.

Di Marzio... :lmao

What an impeccable source of baloney he's always been!

Besides even if he did they'd probably have to pay double than for Pogba for a 32-year old. Christ on a bike  :boxhead Ed Woodward is so dumb he might actually do it!

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« Reply #147 on: June 18, 2017, 10:10:43 PM »
^ The redcafe say Di marzio and Duncan Castles are reliable  ???  No idea what they Smoking over there.


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« Reply #148 on: June 18, 2017, 10:33:37 PM »
Mourinho's approach is obvious, make us hard to beat first, then add flair later. He agrees with Fergies quote that "attack wins you games, defence wins you titles". Klopp has a different approach, how it all works out remains to be seen.
I'm sorry when has he ever "added flair later"?  ;D
Then in the midddle out pops a smiling glen johnson pulling up his jersey to reveal a t-shirt of suarez with a text saying. "OUR SUAREZ IS A FRIEND TO ALL COLOURS!"

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« Reply #149 on: June 18, 2017, 10:35:04 PM »
I'm sorry when has he ever "added flair later"?  ;D

He signed the Village People.

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« Reply #150 on: June 18, 2017, 10:38:31 PM »
I'm sorry when has he ever "added flair later"?  ;D

He means when he inherited Ronaldo at Madrid and Hazard at Chelsea.

He's confusing buying and inheriting.

Strangely, both the above players hate him .... such is his ability in handling 'flair'
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« Reply #151 on: June 18, 2017, 10:40:08 PM »
He means when he inherited Ronaldo at Madrid and Hazard at Chelsea.

He's confusing buying and inheriting.

And Robben at Chelsea

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« Reply #152 on: June 19, 2017, 12:28:51 AM »
Mourinho's approach is obvious, make us hard to beat first, then add flair later.


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« Reply #153 on: June 19, 2017, 05:34:35 AM »
Mourinho's approach is obvious, make us hard to beat first, then add flair later. He agrees with Fergies quote that "attack wins you games, defence wins you titles". Klopp has a different approach, how it all works out remains to be seen.
Flair?? Under Mourinho?  :lmao
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« Reply #154 on: June 19, 2017, 06:44:59 AM »
I'm confident it will. His Porto, Inter and Madrid sides outscored everyone and his Chelsea sides were up there.

I enjoyed a lot of last season but the finishing let us down, i'm sure he will fix that.

Also good to see only Everton gave more minutes to teenagers than us last season, we've a lot of young players who will only improve.

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« Reply #155 on: June 19, 2017, 06:45:56 AM »
Yeah we know ... you were the best team in every game .... all your draws should have been wins and all your losses draws.

We're still laughing now at that beaut.

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« Reply #156 on: June 19, 2017, 08:50:19 AM »
Mourinho is a genius, may his reign last forever.

I'm sure he would find a way of turning CRonaldo into shite. Wingback in his 640 maybe?

Looks like ManU will lose their two best players from last season, Zlatan and DeGea. That's a tough starting point for a transfer window. Then again, Everton will probably lose Lukaku so their competitors are also having a rough summer.

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« Reply #157 on: June 19, 2017, 09:16:02 AM »


If they do this... :lmao

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« Reply #158 on: June 19, 2017, 10:04:32 AM »
The Ronaldo shirt sales alone will pay off the club debt and set them up for the next 10 years with unlimited transfer money - no brainer really.



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« Reply #159 on: June 19, 2017, 10:10:26 AM »


If they do this... :lmao

Please, please, please, please, please let this be true.

That would be the funniest thing ever.  :D

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