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« Reply #40 on: June 15, 2017, 01:14:15 PM »
Yeah. It's great isn't it! :D
Who would have thought

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« Reply #41 on: June 15, 2017, 01:15:28 PM »
Are you counting the Charity Shield?
Silverware isn't it?
Closest Klopp got to any silver last season was when he crossed the fortune teller's hand with it on his day out with van dijk on Blackpool pleasure beach.

Typical Liverpool tactics underpaying the gypsy though, she may have told you that the tapping up was a bad idea otherwise.
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Re: Feli8x the tw@t... Sponsored by Dusty Bin. Special Once Thread.
« Reply #43 on: June 15, 2017, 01:16:54 PM »
You are right, your team was the most successful in Europe last year, given that Real madrid didn't win the league cup and ended up with La Liga and CL only. You will now get the DVD ready when you win the Super Cup against Real Madrid's 3rd team.

Just a few years ago you lot were mocking us with "treble" jokes and making fun of Rafa and Chelsea when they won the Europa league. Your current manager said he didn't consider EL prestigious and that he is still undefeated against Wenger because Community Shields is just a friendly game. I suppose Moyes really did start United's Evertonization.
A few years ago. ;D
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« Reply #44 on: June 15, 2017, 01:19:26 PM »
Not really considering we are still winning trophies. Remember those?


Your lot would know about trebles.



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« Reply #45 on: June 15, 2017, 01:24:56 PM »
Are you counting the Charity Shield?
To be fair to Joseh, he's the most successful  Man U manager, since Wee Davy Moyes, he delivered the Charity shield in his first game, not many managers can win one of the big trophies in their first game.
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« Reply #46 on: June 15, 2017, 01:26:39 PM »
To be fair to Joseh, he's the most successful  Man U manager, since Wee Davy Moyes, he delivered the Charity shield in his first game, not many managers can win one of the big trophies in their first game.
Moyes 1- Rodgers/Klopp 0  ;)
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« Reply #47 on: June 15, 2017, 01:29:37 PM »
Moyes 1- Rodgers/Klopp 0  ;)
One of the best Man Utd mangers of all time. I loved the fella and I'm a Liverpool fan ;)
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« Reply #48 on: June 15, 2017, 01:30:47 PM »
One of the best Man Utd mangers of all time. I loved the fella and I'm a Liverpool fan ;)

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« Reply #50 on: June 15, 2017, 01:32:28 PM »
Moyes 1- Rodgers/Klopp 0  ;)

The fact you talk about your worst ever manager in those terms wheras we despise the owl who was ours, speaks volumes about your mentataleteeeh

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« Reply #51 on: June 15, 2017, 01:35:13 PM »
514M since Ferguson.

Sixth.

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« Reply #52 on: June 15, 2017, 01:36:53 PM »
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« Reply #53 on: June 15, 2017, 01:37:29 PM »
514M since Ferguson.

Sixth.



and they still play Carrick and Felleyneh  ;D !

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« Reply #54 on: June 15, 2017, 02:01:22 PM »
Bahahaha 6th

Shit on a stick football.

Mourinho.

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« Reply #55 on: June 15, 2017, 02:16:36 PM »
Can't wait to see Moanrinho fell apart sometime in November, after falling out with, well, everyone at the Club except for Feillani and Herrera.
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« Reply #56 on: June 15, 2017, 02:47:44 PM »
reckon Mourinho will last the season....meltdown might be this season or the next (usually third one right?)

Will be interesting to see how the sideshow get on this season.

6th again would be hilarious, especially if it includes the unbeaten row again  ;D

might win a cup too if the fortune favours their fixtures again. hope not, would add fuel to the fume
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« Reply #57 on: June 15, 2017, 03:01:42 PM »
One of the best Man Utd mangers of all time. I loved the fella and I'm a Liverpool fan ;)

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« Reply #58 on: June 15, 2017, 03:20:38 PM »
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« Reply #59 on: June 15, 2017, 03:46:26 PM »
Swag level must be at an all time high right now, Mancs who haven't posted since September have appeared again . RAWK was infested with them last summer, till they started drawing all the games and consolidated that 6th place and one by one they disappeared. Wouldn't be surprised if its the same again this summer.

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« Reply #60 on: June 15, 2017, 03:48:23 PM »
Swag level must be at an all time high right now, Mancs who haven't posted since September have appeared again . RAWK was infested with them last summer, till they started drawing all the games and consolidated that 6th place and one by one they disappeared. Wouldn't be surprised if its the same again this summer.

The RAWK meltdown post which was about to be dragged out of its stable and shot has made a marked resurgence. They are feeding it tasty oats as their swagger bounces back.

Looking at Red Cafe now and then, they are now going to piss the league, win the FA Cup and the League Cup again and then rake in the Champions League.

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« Reply #62 on: June 15, 2017, 06:30:50 PM »
He's not that bad, he's just adjusting to their new level.

Before Mancs were obnoxious about winning the league every other year. Now they're obnoxious about winning the Mickey Mouse Treble's younger brother.
Maybe the group, led by your leadership, will see these drafts as PR functions and brilliant use of humor

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« Reply #63 on: June 15, 2017, 06:44:40 PM »
Sixth.

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« Reply #64 on: June 15, 2017, 06:55:54 PM »
Shower of meffs?
That's no way to talk about the treble winning, Champions of Europe.

Treble. :lmao That's a good one. ;D

Where the fuck have you been anyway manc? Got stuck in an avalanche or something?

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« Reply #65 on: June 15, 2017, 07:01:35 PM »
He joined us thinking the party would continue under Moyes, quickly realised it was over and hung about long enough until they had a decent start to the season so he could head over to Redcafe with his stories about the natives being scared of them again.

Now he's probably returned with optimism that Mourinho will guide them to the title this year. Something about boom bust cycle.

Optimism abounds in pre season. This time next year when Moutinho just needs another four of his signings to compete will see optimism levels climb even higher.

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« Reply #66 on: June 15, 2017, 07:07:38 PM »
Shower of meffs?
That's no way to talk about the treble winning, Champions of Europe.

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« Reply #67 on: June 15, 2017, 07:11:14 PM »


I'm sure our Mickey Mouse treble didn't include the charity shield

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« Reply #68 on: June 15, 2017, 07:27:02 PM »
I'm sure our Mickey Mouse treble didn't include the charity shield

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« Reply #69 on: June 15, 2017, 07:32:19 PM »
Optimism abounds in pre season.
As the memory of watching their team playing horrific football recedes. This is the best time to be a Man U fan; winning the transfer championship, where all games are won on paper and you don't have to inflict eye-gouging dull, safety-first football on yourself and others.

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« Reply #70 on: June 15, 2017, 08:17:44 PM »
Shame the other thread was locked, we only reached a thousand pages with Van Gaal because it stretched over two seasons. :)

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« Reply #71 on: June 15, 2017, 08:21:08 PM »
I'm sure our Mickey Mouse treble didn't include the charity shield

They call it silverware, but it's more like Tupperware.

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« Reply #72 on: June 15, 2017, 08:43:52 PM »
They call it silverware, but it's more like Tupperware.

Will be interesting to see how they replace the 20 odd Ibrahimovic goals next season .... them being so prolific and all that. 

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« Reply #73 on: June 15, 2017, 09:29:00 PM »
He's pathetic really, as soon as they were shown to be the shite we knew they were he disappeared, if they hadn't won the europa league we wouldn't have seen him for dust. Small time and a great example of their fan base, look how they are now celebrating the smaller trophies as if they actually mean as much as the champions league and the title. For us, they did as we were in the 2nd tier of Premiership clubs, I guess that's where they are right now and they'll soon be in with the likes of Everton.

I don't know how any of them can be happy with a manager who said he wasn't bothered about football towards the end of the season, the hunger has gone from him and he's a shadow of the big headed twat the media worshipped.

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« Reply #74 on: June 15, 2017, 09:40:01 PM »
Shower of meffs?
That's no way to talk about the treble winning, Champions of Europe.


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« Reply #75 on: June 15, 2017, 10:48:25 PM »
Will be interesting to see how they replace the 20 odd Ibrahimovic goals next season .... them being so prolific and all that. 

Rooneh?

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« Reply #76 on: June 15, 2017, 11:22:16 PM »
Another easy start to the season for the wankers. Will probably be like last season, win a few piss easy games on the spin, all the media nailing them on for the title only for reality to hit by Christmas.

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« Reply #77 on: June 15, 2017, 11:37:10 PM »
Should we just give it to them right now?

Sixth place that is.

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« Reply #78 on: June 15, 2017, 11:50:27 PM »
Shower of meffs?
That's no way to talk about the treble winning, Champions of Europe.

There's a thread on red cafe saying that the Charity Shield IS a trophy .

It's not it's a fuckin shield you stupid twat !
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« Reply #79 on: June 16, 2017, 12:34:48 AM »


 :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao

i havent seen that one before. that's fuckin classic. i like the microphone head one but i think thats my new favourite. i presume thats the aguero goal.

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