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« Reply #80 on: June 16, 2017, 12:59:25 AM »
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« Reply #81 on: June 16, 2017, 01:38:18 AM »
Welcome back Cantona  :wave I reckon you and your club will both be doing six again this season. You will last about six months on here, perhaps you will go mountain climbing this time like your club, who will still finish in sixth place cos they will still be boring and shite despite spending shit loads of the Glazers money again
This Klopp fella, hes not bad is he?

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« Reply #82 on: June 16, 2017, 08:38:34 AM »
Sweepstake on when Shitcoat first starts throwing his players under the bus this season?

I'm thinking he'll hold out until late September - 3 wins on the bounce in the opening 3 games of the season (GD: +3) will see them crowned as champions elect by every pundit in the land, before an away defeat sandwiched by a couple of home draws (preferably 0-0s) will see another glorious wave of Mourinho gifsteria and another layer chipped off his already eroding sanity, along with the destruction of team morale for another season.

Or this could be their year, but let's hope not eh?

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Re: Feli8x the tw@t... Sponsored by Dusty Bin. Special Once Thread.
« Reply #83 on: June 16, 2017, 08:47:55 AM »
RAWK does not allow the abuse of any users, even Mancs. So until he is banned, you have to be civil to him.
ok let`s try it again.

haha I see the manc wind up merchant is back (sorry for using the word gobshite last time  ::))

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« Reply #84 on: June 16, 2017, 09:17:26 AM »
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Re: Feli8x the tw@t... Sponsored by Dusty Bin. Special Once Thread.
« Reply #85 on: June 16, 2017, 09:23:16 AM »
It would be fantastic if someone could reproduce the Mickey Mouse Treble banner (with a few changes of course) and hang it at OT when we go there. Do it.

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Re: Feli8x the tw@t... Sponsored by Dusty Bin. Special Once Thread.
« Reply #87 on: June 16, 2017, 06:41:28 PM »
Needs to be on every page therefore ill edit mine and add it later.

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« Reply #88 on: June 16, 2017, 07:55:10 PM »
I thought the mancs would be humble considering they needed an offside goal and the most embarrassing display of fear I've ever seen to get a draw against us....I suppose after last season on the whole they got used to drawing and getting outplayed...

Despite all the threads on redcafe stating that if van gaal and moyseh had been producing such tepid,  uninspired, passionless negativity they'd be gone....despite that Maureen played a blinder....no I don't mean gouged someone's eye, I mean watching them was like getting dog shit rubbed into your peepers. 

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« Reply #89 on: June 16, 2017, 10:20:39 PM »
Just as I predicted back when Ferguson retired ..... back in the pack fighting for their lives for success.
Not dished up on a plate like in their glory years.
A good cup team is all they've been since Ferguson
We're not the finished article by any means but we've finished higher in the league as many times since he left than the previous 20 years
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« Reply #90 on: June 17, 2017, 11:41:04 AM »
The Telegraph reporting a £50 mil pricetag for the Mancs to buy Dier.... would be a good fit for the Rugby Union style .... find touch .... kick for the corners, shit on a stick football they favour these days.

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« Reply #91 on: June 17, 2017, 06:36:44 PM »
Sixth o'clock according to Mickey Treble.


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« Reply #92 on: June 17, 2017, 08:37:14 PM »
Lindelöf is the new Vidic according to their fans on Twatter and Ronaldo's coming back they say so they're nailed on for 114 points now...  :wave

They're the caricature of everything they've ever accused Liverpool fans of being.

Pathetic shower of shite  ::)

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« Reply #93 on: June 17, 2017, 09:51:41 PM »
Where did they hang their 6th place ribbon?

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« Reply #94 on: June 17, 2017, 09:57:14 PM »
Lindelöf is the new Vidic according to their fans on Twatter and Ronaldo's coming back they say so they're nailed on for 114 points now...  :wave

They're the caricature of everything they've ever accused Liverpool fans of being.

Pathetic shower of shite  ::)
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« Reply #95 on: June 17, 2017, 11:02:01 PM »
Lindelöf is the new Vidic according to their fans on Twatter and Ronaldo's coming back they say so they're nailed on for 114 points now...  :wave

They're the caricature of everything they've ever accused Liverpool fans of being.

Pathetic shower of shite  ::)

And we're signing Suarez again.  ::)
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Re: Feli8x the tw@t... Sponsored by Dusty Bin. Special Once Thread.
« Reply #96 on: June 18, 2017, 12:48:47 AM »
Where did they hang their 6th place ribbon?

Come on now, we all know the 6th place trophy is too heavy to hang.
It has it's own fabulous spot on their cabinet. Right next to the trophy for most consecutive games undefeated.

They're far too humble, they actually won 5 trophies counting the above two.
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« Reply #97 on: June 18, 2017, 08:43:19 AM »
Where did they hang their 6th place ribbon?
In the Anfield trophy room, seeing as it's you lot that are celebrating it. We'll gladly donate it.

Quite apt too, considering you had the 6th best season of all the PL clubs.
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« Reply #98 on: June 18, 2017, 09:04:00 AM »
In the Anfield trophy room, seeing as it's you lot that are celebrating it. We'll gladly donate it.

Quite apt too, considering you had the 6th best season of all the PL clubs.

Finishing 4th with a squad about as thin in depth as Isle of Man's width with the most expensive player in it costing 1/3 of your most expensive player while paying 1/3 for Coutinho for what you gave in agent fees to the crook Raiola is something else  :wave

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« Reply #99 on: June 18, 2017, 09:10:08 AM »
Finishing 4th witha squad about as thin in depth as Isle of Man's width with the most expensive player in it costing 1/3 of your most expensive player while paying 1/3 for Coutinho for what you gave in agent fees to the crook Raiola is something else  :wave the 7th most expensive squad in world football. ;) ;)
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« Reply #100 on: June 18, 2017, 09:17:10 AM »
the 7th most expensive squad in world football. ;) ;)

The only league where you guys rise above 6th  :wanker

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« Reply #101 on: June 18, 2017, 09:23:03 AM »
The only league where you guys rise above 6th  :wanker
:wave
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« Reply #102 on: June 18, 2017, 09:23:26 AM »
Lindelöf is the new Vidic according to their fans on Twatter and Ronaldo's coming back they say so they're nailed on for 114 points now...  :wave

They're the caricature of everything they've ever accused Liverpool fans of being.

Pathetic shower of shite  ::)

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« Reply #103 on: June 18, 2017, 09:30:21 AM »
In the Anfield trophy room, seeing as it's you lot that are celebrating it. We'll gladly donate it.


We'll put it next to the CL trophy you won in 99 that ours to keep now.
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« Reply #104 on: June 18, 2017, 09:34:43 AM »
We'll put it next to the CL trophy you won in 99 that ours to keep now.
How long you going to feast out on that? Must be sucking the marrow out of those Istanbul bones. ;D
Time to make new memories mate.
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« Reply #105 on: June 18, 2017, 09:38:37 AM »
:wave

Spends the most money.

Becomes Europe's 17th best club  :butt

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« Reply #106 on: June 18, 2017, 09:41:33 AM »
How long you going to feast out on that? Must be sucking the marrow out of those Istanbul bones. ;D
Time to make new memories mate.

Where do you predict Man U finishing this year mate?

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« Reply #107 on: June 18, 2017, 10:27:25 AM »
How long you going to feast out on that? Must be sucking the marrow out of those Istanbul bones. ;D
Time to make new memories mate.

You lot winning the europa league and finishing 6th is a good achievement for most top half teams, don't think many are knocking that apart from people taking the piss. It's the fact that you are gloating about it when 5 years ago it'd be a massive unthinkable travisty.

The glory days are over while you try to sratch and claw a grip onto some sense of superiority while being dragged through the shit by Mourinho.

This is the new norm now and we're loving every minute of it.  :wave

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« Reply #108 on: June 18, 2017, 10:36:27 AM »
In the Anfield trophy room, seeing as it's you lot that are celebrating it. We'll gladly donate it.

Quite apt too, considering you had the 6th best season of all the PL clubs.

And spent less money than most in the league. Pretty good result.

Liverpool NET spend (And don't forget the profit from the year before too) £0.51M  - 4th
Manchester United NET Spend (And don't forget the money they've spunked since Ferguson ran away like a little girl)  £151.77M - 6th   :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao

Mind you, if we put your sixth place trophy in our cabinet, it could sit next to the Cup you won in 1999. We got to keep it you see.
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« Reply #109 on: June 18, 2017, 10:39:20 AM »
But next year is their year

If only they'd had someone give them some money to secure their transfer targets they asked for :(   They might have had a chance of finishing anywhere near the top :(
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« Reply #110 on: June 18, 2017, 10:40:21 AM »
How long you going to feast out on that? Must be sucking the marrow out of those Istanbul bones. ;D
Time to make new memories mate.

Er. Well it stays in our Trophy room for all to see for all time as far as I can tell. So cry on that to Red Cafe you little brave baby.

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« Reply #111 on: June 18, 2017, 10:41:58 AM »
Where do you predict Man U finishing this year mate?
Hard to say right now, have to wait and see who everybody brings in.
If the league started tomorrow i'd say 4th, maybe 3rd.
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« Reply #112 on: June 18, 2017, 10:42:02 AM »
Where do you predict Man U finishing this year mate?



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« Reply #113 on: June 18, 2017, 10:46:22 AM »
You lot winning the europa league and finishing 6th is a good achievement for most top half teams, don't think many are knocking that apart from people taking the piss. It's the fact that you are gloating about it when 5 years ago it'd be a massive unthinkable travisty.

The glory days are over while you try to sratch and claw a grip onto some sense of superiority while being dragged through the shit by Mourinho.

This is the new norm now and we're loving every minute of it.  :wave
Loving every minute of us winning lesser trophies while you win nowt. :odd
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« Reply #114 on: June 18, 2017, 10:59:17 AM »
I still stand by the belief that the world would be a much better place if Man Utd threads ceased to exist

Reading this thread kind of confirms it
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« Reply #115 on: June 18, 2017, 11:05:45 AM »
Loving every minute of us winning lesser trophies while you win nowt. :odd

Nobody loved every minute of that shit on a stick excuse for football you served up last season. Watching Liverpool last season was actually enjoyable. If you were to ask neutrals which team they would rather watch, no one would pick the dire cynicism of United. Football is supposed to be enjoyable - otherwise why would you put yourself through it? I am excited to see Klopp's team next season. A Jose team hardly sets the pulse racing.

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« Reply #116 on: June 18, 2017, 11:06:14 AM »
Haha the cock womble is back now they have won something, how fooking predictable ;D

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« Reply #117 on: June 18, 2017, 11:21:34 AM »
Hard to say right now, have to wait and see who everybody brings in.
If the league started tomorrow i'd say 4th, maybe 3rd.

You must be thrilled, spend a bit of money and show some ambition.

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« Reply #118 on: June 18, 2017, 11:36:51 AM »
Hard to say right now, have to wait and see who everybody brings in.
If the league started tomorrow i'd say 4th, maybe 3rd.

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« Reply #119 on: June 18, 2017, 11:40:16 AM »
Hard to say right now, have to wait and see who everybody brings in.
If the league started tomorrow i'd say 4th, maybe 3rd.
League is always hard to predict, yeah my prediction would also depend on the look of the squads on August. I do have this suspicion you may go far in the Europa League again however.

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