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Re: Feli8x the tw@t... Sponsored by Dusty Bin. Special Once Thread.
« Reply #200 on: June 20, 2017, 12:54:42 PM »
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 Mourinho accused by Madrid prosecutor of defrauding tax authorities of 3.3m euros between 2011-12, according to el Pais

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« Reply #201 on: June 20, 2017, 01:13:14 PM »
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 Mourinho accused by Madrid prosecutor of defrauding tax authorities of 3.3m euros between 2011-12, according to el Pais

Somewhere in Scotland, Duncan Castles is weeping while he types a passionate defence of the man he loves.

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« Reply #202 on: June 20, 2017, 01:33:30 PM »
Mourinho's approach is obvious, make us hard to beat first, then add flair later. He agrees with Fergies quote that "attack wins you games, defence wins you titles". Klopp has a different approach, how it all works out remains to be seen.

More like make the team hard to break down by setting up incredibly negatively, especially against attacking sides, and then relying on incredibly expensive individual attacking talent to win the game for him. He's a more sophisticated, even more cynical Pulis with a big budget.

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« Reply #203 on: June 20, 2017, 01:40:32 PM »
More like make the team hard to break down by setting up incredibly negatively, especially against attacking sides, and then relying on incredibly expensive individual attacking talent to win the game for him. He's a more sophisticated, even more cynical Pulis with a big budget.

He will point to the "treble" and say we're jealous etc

However if he asked friends (if he has any) who support other teams apart from us, to use one word to describe Yernited under shitcoat a number of variations of DULL will be used.

His time there will be dependant on a) if he can stop from having a third breakdown, and, (b) how long the majority can put up with being dull to watch. Aloysius Paulus Maria "Louis" van Gaal got 3 years was it?

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Re: Feli8x the tw@t... Sponsored by Dusty Bin. Special Once Thread.
« Reply #204 on: June 20, 2017, 01:49:24 PM »
Lock him up!
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-40339788

Jose's got this covered with his 6-4-0 formation - not sure of Rooney wide left.

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Re: Feli8x the tw@t... Sponsored by Dusty Bin. Special Once Thread.
« Reply #206 on: June 20, 2017, 02:10:20 PM »
Somewhere in Scotland, Duncan Castles is weeping while he types a passionate defence of the man he loves.


Some competition from this fella


https://www.theguardian.com/sport/blog/2017/jun/16/jose-mourinho-mike-tyson-counterpunching


This was sent to me in all seriousness by someone


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« Reply #207 on: June 20, 2017, 02:22:09 PM »

Some competition from this fella


https://www.theguardian.com/sport/blog/2017/jun/16/jose-mourinho-mike-tyson-counterpunching


This was sent to me in all seriousness by someone


:lmao

What the fucks happened to the Guardian. I haven't read the article because it's obviously sycophantic bullshit, but how the editors have allowed that to be printed is ridiculous.

The only similarity between Tyson and shitcoat is they both carried on waaaay past their prime and became pathetic figures.
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« Reply #208 on: June 20, 2017, 02:47:53 PM »
just to clarify, are they the biggest club in the world or 6th biggest club?

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« Reply #209 on: June 20, 2017, 02:58:04 PM »
Mourinho accused of 3,3M tax fraud

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-40339788

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« Reply #210 on: June 20, 2017, 03:06:32 PM »
I'm by no means an exper in Spanish tax law but I'd say he's guilty as hell. Throw away the key!

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« Reply #211 on: June 20, 2017, 03:51:23 PM »
I'm by no means an exper in Spanish tax law but I'd say he's guilty as hell. Throw away the key!

But then the Mancs will hire a good manager, like they did with their last two appointments!
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« Reply #212 on: June 20, 2017, 03:54:49 PM »
What the fucks happened to the Guardian. I haven't read the article because it's obviously sycophantic bullshit, but how the editors have allowed that to be printed is ridiculous.

The only similarity between Tyson and shitcoat is they both carried on waaaay past their prime and became pathetic figures.
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« Reply #213 on: June 20, 2017, 04:48:55 PM »
Any word when Messi, Ronaldo, Pele, maradona are set to put pen to paper for the greatest team in the world?

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« Reply #214 on: June 20, 2017, 05:02:26 PM »
Any word when Messi, Ronaldo, Pele, maradona are set to put pen to paper for the greatest team in the world?


They are all waiting on Beckenbauer to finish his hols first.
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Re: Feli8x the tw@t... Sponsored by Dusty Bin. Special Once Thread.
« Reply #216 on: June 20, 2017, 05:34:55 PM »
Mourinho accused of 3,3M tax fraud

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-40339788

You know what they say - sixth doesn't pay.

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Re: Feli8x the tw@t... Sponsored by Dusty Bin. Special Once Thread.
« Reply #217 on: June 20, 2017, 05:40:45 PM »
Reckon the admins should restart this thread everytime it gets as far as six pages.
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« Reply #218 on: June 20, 2017, 09:00:04 PM »
You know what they say - sixth doesn't pay.
Not to mention the amount he is blamed is 3,3m. 3+3=6 :wave

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« Reply #219 on: June 20, 2017, 09:00:47 PM »
Not to mention the amount he is blamed is 3,3m. 3+3=6 :wave
You have a sixth sense for this kind of thing.

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Re: Feli8x the tw@t... Sponsored by Dusty Bin. Special Once Thread.
« Reply #220 on: June 21, 2017, 08:17:40 AM »
The all-important page 6 already...hope this thread reaches 666 pages this year (just checked, the Moyes thread reached 1057 pages, so I think that's a reasonable target...  ;D)

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« Reply #221 on: June 21, 2017, 10:12:37 AM »
6th. Page.

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« Reply #222 on: June 21, 2017, 10:24:08 AM »
Some light reading for any Mancs around - https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/6.

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Re: Feli8x the tw@t... Sponsored by Dusty Bin. Special Once Thread.
« Reply #227 on: June 22, 2017, 05:20:42 PM »
Manchester United: Five Reasons Why Jose Mourinho Will Bring the 2017-18 Premier League Title to Old Trafford

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Here we go again. How many of the pundits will have them as their pick for the title this year I wonder?

Last year it was scandalous.
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« Reply #229 on: June 22, 2017, 07:33:44 PM »
In the spirit of balance, five reasons he/they won't win the title:

Chelsea
Spurs
City
Liverpool
Arsenal
:)

Sixth reason - Horrible-to-watch-safety-first football from Mourinho

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« Reply #230 on: June 22, 2017, 08:16:41 PM »
Here we go again. How many of the pundits will have them as their pick for the title this year I wonder?

Last year it was scandalous.

It's not scandalous, it's hilarious! They only choose United because they want to look different to the ones saying Chelsea/City without having to name a team like Everton or Crystal Palace.

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« Reply #231 on: June 22, 2017, 08:47:37 PM »
Here we go again. How many of the pundits will have them as their pick for the title this year I wonder?

Last year it was scandalous.

here ya' go, last seasons BBC pundits predictions...

http://www.bbc.com/sport/football/37040156

Only Jermain Jenas and Dean Saunders didn't have Man Utd in their top 4.
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« Reply #232 on: June 22, 2017, 09:03:43 PM »
here ya' go, last seasons BBC pundits predictions...

http://www.bbc.com/sport/football/37040156

Only Jermain Jenas and Dean Saunders didn't have Man Utd in their top 4.

To be fair, I'm not sure many could predict how completely shite Pogba was.

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« Reply #233 on: June 22, 2017, 09:04:37 PM »
here ya' go, last seasons BBC pundits predictions...

http://www.bbc.com/sport/football/37040156

Only Jermain Jenas and Dean Saunders didn't have Man Utd in their top 4.

Just shows you how bad some of these guys are at predictions! ;D

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« Reply #234 on: June 22, 2017, 09:13:45 PM »
here ya' go, last seasons BBC pundits predictions...

http://www.bbc.com/sport/football/37040156

Only Jermain Jenas and Dean Saunders didn't have Man Utd in their top 4.
These predictions kill me everytime. ;D

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« Reply #235 on: June 22, 2017, 10:52:59 PM »
To be fair, I'm not sure many could predict how completely shite Pogba was.
What do you want to be fair for?
They're all a bunch of arseparts; and they will be again this year  ;D

Liverpool.
Chelsea.
Man city.
Arsenal.
Spurs.
Man Utd.

There you go... I am now a shit pundit  8)
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« Reply #236 on: June 22, 2017, 10:57:23 PM »
What do you want to be fair for?
They're all a bunch of arseparts; and they will be again this year  ;D

Liverpool.
Chelsea.
Man city.
Arsenal.
Spurs.
Man Utd.

There you go... I am now a shit pundit  8)

Yernited are dropping a place each season and I see no reason for that trend to change.

7th will be the new 6th

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« Reply #237 on: June 22, 2017, 10:58:08 PM »
Yernited are dropping a place each season and I see no reason for that trend to change.

7th will be the new 6th

Are you saying that they're getting week-er?

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« Reply #238 on: June 22, 2017, 10:58:31 PM »
Yernited are dropping a place each season and I see no reason for that trend to change.

7th will be the new 6th
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« Reply #239 on: June 22, 2017, 10:59:11 PM »
Which striker are they after?

Seems like Lukkaku is going back to Chelsea rather than to Everton's parent club..

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