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Re: ASTON VILLA - Mingy and Moaning Moobs
« Reply #2960 on: September 28, 2023, 11:02:26 am »
Aston Villa: Jacqui Oatley says women's team 'dreading' WSL opener because of 'clingy' shirts

Aston Villa women are "dreading" playing on Sunday because of issues with the club's "clingy" shirts, says football commentator Jacqui Oatley.

Villa's male players have reportedly told the club the shirts are retaining sweat, making them uncomfortable.

The new home claret and blue shirts, made by British sportswear group Castore, are the worst affected - noticeably changing colour in games.

I don't think I've ever heard about anything similar previously; a football kit that retains sweat!  It's quite amazing that the shirt got through design, development, testing and roll-out to a Premier League club without anyone spotting such a fundamental flaw.  Also that we're now six weeks into the new season and Villa are still playing in a shirt that presumably is detrimental to their performance.

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Re: ASTON VILLA - Mingy and Moaning Moobs
« Reply #2961 on: September 28, 2023, 11:05:02 am »
Looking at that picture and bloody hell - I don't see how Villa can continue to use that shirt for the rest of the season. They should sue the maker. Maybe another manufacturer can step in?

No wonder the women's team are worried. By the end of 90 minutes they'll look like contestants in a wet t-shirt competition.  :o
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Re: ASTON VILLA - Mingy and Moaning Moobs
« Reply #2962 on: September 28, 2023, 11:05:11 am »
If you could post a picture of their least sweatiest player to back to the story that would be great. :D

Sorry, just realised there was a player the other side of Martinez! Even I don’t look this much of a mess after a long run!

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Re: ASTON VILLA - Mingy and Moaning Moobs
« Reply #2963 on: September 28, 2023, 11:06:43 am »
No wonder the women's team are worried. By the end of 90 minutes they'll look like contestants in a wet t-shirt competition.  :o

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Re: ASTON VILLA - Mingy and Moaning Moobs
« Reply #2964 on: September 28, 2023, 11:10:09 am »
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Re: ASTON VILLA - Mingy and Moaning Moobs
« Reply #2965 on: September 28, 2023, 11:12:26 am »
That shirt looks horrible to play in.
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Re: ASTON VILLA - Mingy and Moaning Moobs
« Reply #2966 on: September 28, 2023, 12:42:57 pm »
Castore kits are shite. Designed by tennis and golf guys. Gerrard had a stake in them a while back and got them into Rangers when he was there. Probably the reason they do kits for Villa

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Re: ASTON VILLA - Mingy and Moaning Moobs
« Reply #2967 on: September 28, 2023, 01:12:09 pm »
That can't be good for the lungs, it's only going to get worse when it comes to the colder winter months. No way can they continue playing in them.
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Re: ASTON VILLA - Mingy and Moaning Moobs
« Reply #2968 on: September 28, 2023, 01:45:35 pm »
I don't think I've ever heard about anything similar previously; a football kit that retains sweat!  It's quite amazing that the shirt got through design, development, testing and roll-out to a Premier League club without anyone spotting such a fundamental flaw.  Also that we're now six weeks into the new season and Villa are still playing in a shirt that presumably is detrimental to their performance.

As if a Villa player would put in enough effort to break a sweat!
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Re: ASTON VILLA - Mingy and Moaning Moobs
« Reply #2969 on: September 28, 2023, 02:11:55 pm »
Castore are really crap, like Warrior. Glad I'm not a Villa fan, the amount I sweat I'd be drowning in that thing.

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Re: ASTON VILLA - Mingy and Moaning Moobs
« Reply #2970 on: September 28, 2023, 02:16:44 pm »
Castore are really crap, like Warrior. Glad I'm not a Villa fan, the amount I sweat I'd be drowning in that thing.

Aren't Warrior and New Balance one and the same? And New Balance is great.
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Re: ASTON VILLA - Mingy and Moaning Moobs
« Reply #2971 on: September 28, 2023, 02:18:19 pm »
Aren't Warrior and New Balance one and the same? And New Balance is great.
yes they are

Castore are their own brand of cheap shit

the crapness has its own twitter page
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« Reply #2972 on: September 28, 2023, 02:19:09 pm »
Aren't Warrior and New Balance one and the same? And New Balance is great.
Really liked New Balance, their kits were 10x better than Nike. I think Warrior were a sub-division of NB who made hockey equipment.

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Re: ASTON VILLA - Mingy and Moaning Moobs
« Reply #2973 on: November 27, 2023, 09:44:37 am »
Emery is working miracles at villa, if has to be said.
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Re: ASTON VILLA - Mingy and Moaning Moobs
« Reply #2974 on: November 27, 2023, 09:51:13 am »
Castore are owned by two brothers from the Wirral. Give them a break. We don’t know the full story of the Villa kits.

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Re: ASTON VILLA - Mingy and Moaning Moobs
« Reply #2975 on: November 27, 2023, 11:08:29 am »
Castore are owned by two brothers from the Wirral. Give them a break. We don’t know the full story of the Villa kits.

They can be from wherever, it's cheap shite that they charge a fortune for. Used to be decent when they started but they've cut back on quality loads

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Re: ASTON VILLA - Mingy and Moaning Moobs
« Reply #2976 on: December 4, 2023, 08:07:32 am »
13 home wins in a row. Play City and Arsenal at home this week. Now we'll see what they're really made of.

Can see them taking points off both.

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Re: ASTON VILLA - Mingy and Moaning Moobs
« Reply #2977 on: December 4, 2023, 09:10:41 am »
13 home wins in a row. Play City and Arsenal at home this week. Now we'll see what they're really made of.

Can see them taking points off both.

If they only took points off one of them, who would you want it to be?

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Re: ASTON VILLA - Mingy and Moaning Moobs
« Reply #2978 on: December 4, 2023, 09:12:30 am »
City don’t have Rodri or Grealish either. Doku May be injured. Very good time to play City.

Re the above. City all day.

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Re: ASTON VILLA - Mingy and Moaning Moobs
« Reply #2979 on: December 4, 2023, 09:27:36 am »
13 home wins in a row. Play City and Arsenal at home this week. Now we'll see what they're really made of.

Can see them taking points off both.
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Re: ASTON VILLA - Mingy and Moaning Moobs
« Reply #2980 on: December 4, 2023, 09:13:47 pm »
If they only took points off one of them, who would you want it to be?
Them beating Arsenal and drawing v City would be handy.
Even better if they beat both.

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Re: ASTON VILLA - Mingy and Moaning Moobs
« Reply #2981 on: December 5, 2023, 10:52:11 am »
Would rather they take points off City, they're still the most likely to win the league.
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Re: ASTON VILLA - Mingy and Moaning Moobs
« Reply #2982 on: December 5, 2023, 10:54:02 am »
City don’t have Rodri or Grealish either. Doku May be injured. Very good time to play City.

Re the above. City all day.


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Re: ASTON VILLA - Mingy and Moaning Moobs
« Reply #2983 on: December 5, 2023, 11:18:55 am »
I think Villa will lose to both City and Arsenal i've just not been impressed with Villa this season when they have faced the top sides in the league.
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Re: ASTON VILLA - Mingy and Moaning Moobs
« Reply #2984 on: December 5, 2023, 11:23:25 am »
City don’t have Rodri or Grealish either. Doku May be injured. Very good time to play City.

This makes me more worried that City will get a result.  They’ve not won in the last 3 league games and are going to a team who hasn’t dropped a point at home all season with everyone almost writing their chances off.  Get ready for a 2-0 win for City.

I think they will get something from Arsenal though.

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Re: ASTON VILLA - Mingy and Moaning Moobs
« Reply #2985 on: December 5, 2023, 08:20:46 pm »
If they only took points off one of them, who would you want it to be?

Man City, of course. Arsenal will implode anyway ...

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Re: ASTON VILLA - Mingy and Moaning Moobs
« Reply #2986 on: December 5, 2023, 08:24:11 pm »
This makes me more worried that City will get a result.  They’ve not won in the last 3 league games and are going to a team who hasn’t dropped a point at home all season with everyone almost writing their chances off.  Get ready for a 2-0 win for City.

I think all the outcomes are possible. Man City are not particularly impressive without Rodri and De Bruyne on the team ...

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Re: ASTON VILLA - Mingy and Moaning Moobs
« Reply #2987 on: December 6, 2023, 10:26:42 pm »
looks like they dominated City, they look very strong

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Re: ASTON VILLA - Mingy and Moaning Moobs
« Reply #2988 on: December 6, 2023, 10:28:01 pm »
looks like they dominated City, they look very strong

Watched the end of it and they were the better team by far

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Re: ASTON VILLA - Mingy and Moaning Moobs
« Reply #2989 on: December 6, 2023, 10:29:32 pm »
Nice to see a proper club giving ADFC a hiding.
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Re: ASTON VILLA - Mingy and Moaning Moobs
« Reply #2990 on: December 6, 2023, 10:38:56 pm »
Great performance. Fair play to them and Emery especially.

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Re: ASTON VILLA - Mingy and Moaning Moobs
« Reply #2991 on: December 6, 2023, 10:44:43 pm »
Emery is doing a brilliant job at Villa. 14 straight home league wins now.
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Re: ASTON VILLA - Mingy and Moaning Moobs
« Reply #2992 on: December 6, 2023, 10:45:43 pm »
Emery is doing a brilliant job at Villa. 14 straight home league wins now.

That is some run

Ends this weekend though

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Re: ASTON VILLA - Mingy and Moaning Moobs
« Reply #2993 on: December 6, 2023, 10:47:06 pm »
Leon Bailey at times, it was like watching mbappe in full flow.

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Re: ASTON VILLA - Mingy and Moaning Moobs
« Reply #2994 on: December 6, 2023, 10:47:35 pm »
37th game of the season is……

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Re: ASTON VILLA - Mingy and Moaning Moobs
« Reply #2995 on: December 6, 2023, 10:48:03 pm »

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Re: ASTON VILLA - Mingy and Moaning Moobs
« Reply #2996 on: December 6, 2023, 10:53:11 pm »
Nah.

Guess who beat them at home last, before the 14 wins in a row.

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« Reply #2997 on: December 6, 2023, 10:56:05 pm »
Guess who beat them at home last, before the 14 wins in a row.
Could have a chance of beating their club record and as long as tonight hasn't taken it out of them. They should be confident.

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Re: ASTON VILLA - Mingy and Moaning Moobs
« Reply #2998 on: December 6, 2023, 10:58:04 pm »
Could have a chance of beating their club record and as long as tonight hasn't taken it out of them. They should be confident.

Theyll be very confident, and rightly so, winning there would be putting down a marker

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Re: ASTON VILLA - Mingy and Moaning Moobs
« Reply #2999 on: December 6, 2023, 10:58:42 pm »
Can’t rule them out of the race.
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