The english press, the english core... the first crisis will come..etcetcetc
Experience would be key now no?
But hey, as I said, if he moves Milner to wing back I am in..
Delighted tonight 'eh Steve?
Thrilled that they got rid of the unproven Brentan, yeah?
Now, looking down the list of candidates who do we want to come in next and manage this wonderful club of ours? We're fucking unique. Amazing history, no one else like us on the planet. Whoever it is better be ready to turn this place around and be a proven winner with a strong sense of the liverpool way. Pass and move, the liverpool groove.
I mean De Boer; he's a winner but from a shite league and he'd be out of his depth quicker than Jay Spearing in a half filled bath-tub. Rogers part deux. No thanks.
Then there's Simeone: a hard bastard and a winner. Could work, but he hardly speaks a word of the Queen's english for fucks sake. Argentinian too - can't be trusted. Remember Los Malvinas? We should swerve that oily haired fuck.
Ancelotti: he's a winner, but he's a fucking journeyman. Only here for the pay cheque and he needs mega stars to win anything and I'll tell you this for nothing (I'm certain you'll agree with me here Mr Eastend), one thing our squad isn't blessed with is galacticos. Some pretty stellar wastes of fucking money eh Steve? but no fucking galacticos. What a fraud Rojders was.
So it has to be Klopp right? I mean he's a fucking winner. Mental scruffy c*nt, but he knows how to take a team of nobody's and turn them into winners. Doesn't speak a word of the lingo though apparently. Fucking hell. Can't believe him, coming over here fucking with our emissions ratings and nicking our jobs. Typical.
Ah well, as long as whoever it is comes in and moves Milner to wing-back straight away he'll have got our lifetime support ain't that right Steve?