Author Topic: The Marital Sex thread... (Read 176911 times)

jaffod · « **Reply #1080 on:** January 31, 2012, 05:44:20 am »

Quote from: rushyman on January 31, 2012, 01:42:46 am

What the fucking hell is going on in here? Last time I was in was page 2 and it was pretty much 'Oh I have to wank these days' type stuff

Madness

Some are clearly ill.

Ycuzz · « **Reply #1081 on:** January 31, 2012, 07:26:49 am »

Sex diggers and grave people.

Someone make a note of this thread - need to remember it when the next RAWK awards come around..

Barneylfc∗ · « **Reply #1082 on:** January 31, 2012, 09:29:20 am »

Quote from: rushyman on January 31, 2012, 01:42:46 am

What the fucking hell is going on in here? Last time I was in was page 2 and it was pretty much 'Oh I have to wank these days' type stuff

Madness

Did you get the pdf?

Red Being · « **Reply #1083 on:** January 31, 2012, 09:40:25 am »

great thread...

..how to get a copy of this now famous blackbook?

djphal · « **Reply #1084 on:** January 31, 2012, 11:47:16 am »

Quote from: rusty-la on January 31, 2012, 01:38:12 am

Says the DJ..

Who introduced RAWK to 'Munging'.

People need to be aware of this!!

anyway, back on topic

Anyone ever entertained the thought of a cuckold relationship?

for those who dont know what this is, basically you get some random bloke to come in and bang your wife (sometimes called the bull) while he does this, you watch and she calls you names and abuses you (useless, he is better then you, bellend etc etc)

havent thought of it myself but each to their own

Anywhichwayicant · « **Reply #1085 on:** January 31, 2012, 11:50:05 am »

Quote from: djphal on January 31, 2012, 11:47:16 am

People need to be aware of this!!

anyway, back on topic

Anyone ever entertained the thought of a cuckold relationship?

for those who dont know what this is, basically you get some random bloke to come in and bang your wife (sometimes called the bull) while he does this, you watch and she calls you names and abuses you (useless, he is better then you, bellend etc etc)

havent thought of it myself but each to their own

Couldn't think of many worse scenarios.

Billy The Kid · « **Reply #1086 on:** January 31, 2012, 11:51:29 am »

Why?

Just Why?

Why would any bloke want to do that?

Where do you get this stuff from?

Corkboy · « **Reply #1087 on:** January 31, 2012, 11:53:33 am »

Quote from: djphal on January 31, 2012, 11:47:16 am

Anyone ever entertained the thought of a cuckold relationship?

for those who dont know what this is, basically you get some random bloke to come in and bang your wife (sometimes called the bull) while he does this, you watch and she calls you names and abuses you (useless, he is better then you, bellend etc etc)

havent thought of it myself but each to their own

Reminded me of this, from the Post Secret thread.

Quote from: corkboy on October 3, 2010, 08:02:09 pm

Why? Just....why?

djphal · « **Reply #1088 on:** January 31, 2012, 11:54:29 am »

Quote from: Billy The Kid. on January 31, 2012, 11:51:29 am

Why?

Just Why?

Why would any bloke want to do that?

Where do you get this stuff from?

Lynne these are sex people!!!!

Enemy · « **Reply #1089 on:** January 31, 2012, 11:58:01 am »

Quote from: djphal on January 31, 2012, 11:47:16 am

People need to be aware of this!!

anyway, back on topic

Anyone ever entertained the thought of a cuckold relationship?

for those who dont know what this is, basically you get some random bloke to come in and bang your wife (sometimes called the bull) while he does this, you watch and she calls you names and abuses you (useless, he is better then you, bellend etc etc)

havent thought of it myself but each to their own

Know of a couple who do this. Have no idea why. If a woman even tried to kiss my fella I'd have her eyes out, nevermind all that stuff.

And Could He Play · « **Reply #1090 on:** January 31, 2012, 11:59:04 am »

said it in rawk chat last night, there is someone who lives by mine who does that whole cuckold thing. I sometimes think he's chatting shit, simply because i could never imagine his wife doing it, she doesnt seem the type, but eh, who knows what goes on behind closed does.

Enemy · « **Reply #1091 on:** January 31, 2012, 12:10:34 pm »

Takes all sorts.

Billy The Kid · « **Reply #1092 on:** January 31, 2012, 12:11:49 pm »

Quote from: And Could He Play on January 31, 2012, 11:59:04 am

she doesnt seem the type, but eh, who knows what goes on behind closed does.

That's true. My best mates wife puts on the innocent & wholesome facade all the time.

If you cracked a joke with a sexual reference in front of her she'd be like "tut tut tut, typical men, that's disgusting".

What she doesn't know is that me and my mate tell each other everything, literally everything. He has also showed me her toy collection

My mate always says, you'd think she was a nun the way she acts in public, but she'd shit on your chest if given half the chance in the bedroom

cissepower · « **Reply #1093 on:** January 31, 2012, 12:15:50 pm »

Enemy · « **Reply #1094 on:** January 31, 2012, 12:17:15 pm »

Quote from: Billy The Kid. on January 31, 2012, 12:11:49 pm

That's true. My best mates wife puts on the innocent & wholesome facade all the time.

If you cracked a joke with a sexual reference in front of her she'd be like "tut tut tut, typical men, that's disgusting".

What she doesn't know is that me and my mate tell each other everything, literally everything. He has also showed me her toy collection

My mate always says, you'd think she was a nun the way she acts in public, but she'd shit on your chest if given half the chance in the bedroom

Well it's nice to know your friend doesn't respect her privacy.

KERRYKOP · « **Reply #1095 on:** January 31, 2012, 12:18:10 pm »

Quote from: Billy The Kid. on January 31, 2012, 11:51:29 am

Why?

Just Why?

Why would any bloke want to do that?

Where do you get this stuff from?

I think it's got to do with its there worst nightmare and they get off on the humiliation. Don't know how it developes, assuming it isn't hardwired into their DNA.

timiano · « **Reply #1096 on:** January 31, 2012, 12:33:17 pm »

Quote from: Enemy on January 31, 2012, 12:17:15 pm

Well it's nice to know your friend doesn't respect her privacy.

It is isn't it

And Could He Play · « **Reply #1097 on:** January 31, 2012, 12:36:31 pm »

Quote from: Enemy on January 31, 2012, 12:17:15 pm

Well it's nice to know your friend doesn't respect her privacy.

lets be fair here, women do the same, telling their little mates all the details, it goes on, without doubt.

Enemy · « **Reply #1098 on:** January 31, 2012, 12:54:41 pm »

Quote from: And Could He Play on January 31, 2012, 12:36:31 pm

lets be fair here, women do the same, telling their little mates all the details, it goes on, without doubt.

People of either sex who don't respect others privacy do this, without doubt.

Billy The Kid · « **Reply #1099 on:** January 31, 2012, 04:48:46 pm »

Quote from: Enemy on January 31, 2012, 12:17:15 pm

Well it's nice to know your friend doesn't respect her privacy.

He does respect her privacy. I'm the only one he tells

We've been best friends since we were 4, I was best man at their wedding, I'm god father to their eldest, I'm practically part of the family

He has to tell me, thems are the rules

Crosby Nick · « **Reply #1100 on:** January 31, 2012, 04:50:11 pm »

Quote from: Billy The Kid. on January 31, 2012, 04:48:46 pm

He does respect her privacy. I'm the only one he tells

We've been best friends since we were 4, I was best man at their wedding, I'm god father to their eldest, I'm practically part of the family

He has to tell me, thems are the rules

You took a dump in front of her didn't you? That technically makes you married to her I think.

Enjoy the work trip to Aberdeen by the way. Taking the boss with you?

Billy The Kid · « **Reply #1101 on:** January 31, 2012, 05:23:03 pm »

Quote from: Crosby Nick on January 31, 2012, 04:50:11 pm

You took a dump in front of her didn't you? That technically makes you married to her I think.

I didn't actually take a dump in front of her. It was just a joke that went wrong. But yes, she did see me balls naked with my pants down

Quote from: Crosby Nick on January 31, 2012, 04:50:11 pm

Enjoy the work trip to Aberdeen by the way. Taking the boss with you?

No unfortunately, I'm all alone tonight

rushyman · « **Reply #1102 on:** January 31, 2012, 07:39:58 pm »

Quote from: cflyenraB on January 31, 2012, 09:29:20 am

Did you get the pdf?

No but I heard tell

I once had sex with a female security guard she was a right nutcase. She was gobbling me on her couch and all of a sudden I see theres a fucking white rat on the coffee table. I went 'FUCK Its a rat' shes like 'Its charlie' Only with a mouthful of cock it sounded like 'inside me' I thought I was in big trouble then

As it happened she was into pretty strict bondage anyhow and although I didnt have to channel any rodents into any orifice I did get a fucking good hiding with a riding stirrup. My thighs looked like a barbers shop pole the next day.

stevedo · « **Reply #1103 on:** January 31, 2012, 07:48:37 pm »

Quote from: djphal on January 31, 2012, 11:47:16 am

People need to be aware of this!!

anyway, back on topic

Anyone ever entertained the thought of a cuckold relationship?

for those who dont know what this is, basically you get some random bloke to come in and bang your wife (sometimes called the bull) while he does this, you watch and she calls you names and abuses you (useless, he is better then you, bellend etc etc)

havent thought of it myself but each to their own

Another day to catch up on this thread, and yet more fresh freaky shit. The only surprise is its not coming from BillyTK.

"Nookie". · « **Reply #1104 on:** January 31, 2012, 07:59:23 pm »

Quote from: Gerrard_8_ on January 31, 2012, 12:07:24 am

I don't think accurate was the word I used

A lot of it (like the first 60ish pages) is like some middle aged virgin has written it based on what he thinks women want from ideas found in romantic novels and films he's taken from his Mums collection and an orgasm as described in science/medical books. There are some good tips buried in the rest though. Obviously won't work for every woman, but some of it is good.

Ahemm I still have your reply to my question. No not that question you dirty bunch of bastards.

Ginamos · « **Reply #1105 on:** January 31, 2012, 08:09:29 pm »

Quote from: stevedo on January 31, 2012, 07:48:37 pm

Another day to catch up on this thread, and yet more fresh freaky shit. The only surprise is its not coming from BillyTK.

It's like catnip reading this thread, weirdly strangely addictive.

Gerrard_8_ · « **Reply #1106 on:** January 31, 2012, 08:27:27 pm »

Quote from: "Nookie". on January 31, 2012, 07:59:23 pm

Ahemm I still have your reply to my question. No not that question you dirty bunch of bastards.

So do I

And accurate wasn't the word I used. You asked if it would work, I said yes, because some of the tips in it are good

Mother.F · « **Reply #1107 on:** January 31, 2012, 08:36:21 pm »

Quote from: KERRYKOP on January 31, 2012, 12:18:10 pm

I think it's got to do with its there worst nightmare and they get off on the humiliation. Don't know how it developes, assuming it isn't hardwired into their DNA.

Deep, twisted, psychological problems? Although here in the twenty first century, where we're all so cynical, and can read about the most fantastic, and the disgusting things imaginable daily (and things worse than anything you could imagine, like munging), it's probably just boredom.