Topic: The Marital Sex thread...

[djphal]

This is going in my sig. Wonderful RAWK post if ever there was one.

haha sounds quite bad actually but nevermind, she will never know

[Billy The Kid]

Fuck it, I'm off to bed now, the sooner I fall asleep the sooner the worry will leave me

I'll just tell her the truth.

If I have to tongue polish her clit skittle then so be it

As if I needed another reason to hate monday's

Fuck it. Good night

[And Could He Play]

hope you have a good day in work mate ha ha

[djphal]

Fuck it, I'm off to bed now, the sooner I fall asleep the sooner the worry will leave me

I'll just tell her the truth.

If I have to tongue polish her clit skittle then so be it

As if I needed another reason to hate monday's

Fuck it. Good night

be rough with her, she will like it

[Ycuzz]

*beer and popcorn ready*




Scratch that. At work. Coffee and, well... thats it.

Whats happening Billy?

Oh, and send me that infamous pdf! Things need to be uhm.. addressed.. ehm.. yes.

[Ycuzz]

Feck sake. Need to get some odds going.

Billy keeping job.
Billy loosing job.
Billy working... overtime on, with the boss.

etc

[djphal]

Feck sake. Need to get some odds going.

Billy keeping job.
Billy loosing job.
Billy working... overtime on, with the boss.

etc

Billy keeping job.       3/1
Billy loosing job.        10/11
Billy working... overtime on, with the boss. 1/6

[Aristotle]

Billy The Kid sex doctor

Textbook definition of why the use of commas can be vital to a sentence

[stevedo]

Cmon Billy, have you emerged from under your bosses desk yet?

[scoresagain]

Billy The Kid sex doctor

Isn't grammar great!

[KERRYKOP]

Textbook definition of why the use of commas can be vital to a sentence

Its open to interpretation, like jazz.

[Billy The Kid]

I went to see her this morning. She actually wasn't in a bad mood, which is odd for her.

We were talking about work stuff for a few minutes. Everything was fine but I could sense there was definitely a sense of uneasiness. I knew I couldn't just pretend it didn't happen, so before I left I said "by the way, if you get an email from me entitled "pdf" then just delete it, I think my e-mail has a virus, a few of my friends said they'd received spam from my address"

Then she said "oh, really? Yeah I got that too. I opened both of them this morning" (There's 2 of them see)

Cue an awkward silence. Fucking poker face central. I honestly didn't know what the fuck to say. I thought I'd covered myself nicely with my virus cover story, but then I thought, "hang on, if she opened both of them then she deffo read them. And the fact that she opened both means that the content of the first one didn't deter her in the slightest from examining what was behind door number 2, she obviously wanted to see what was in the second one as well"

Then she hit me with the corker: "should I delete it in that case?"

I was just standing there dumb struck. I mean, What the fuck was I supposed to say now? So at this stage I've ascertained that she definitely got the email and she deffo opened both of them, despite the file names being pretty explicit. And if she opened both of them then she must have at the very least seen the cover of both. Even if she didn't read the contents, the cover pretty much cuts to the chase. You'd know straight away what you're about to read, it's not exactly vague in its description.Yet despite their explicit sexual file names and contents, they were still sitting in her email inbox? She didn't delete them. I mean, if you received a random e-mail from a work colleague about oral sex and the female orgasm, you'd delete it right? Unless of course you actually wanted to keep it for future reference

All this was racing through my head whilst I was trying to formulate a response that wasn't awkward. But I kept thinking "what a dirty bitch". Eventually I just said "yeah, I don't know whats in it but just delete it to be on the safe side". Then she said "right, ok, I'll do that later, thanks Billy". I said "no problem, see you at lunch", and I left. That was it.

[Enemy]

She thinks you're a filth monger!

[Billy The Kid]

Hmm, I also see I have 18 PM's waiting for me this morning

I wonder what they are asking me for. I shall have to go and ease my curiosity at once.

[On Axis]

You've opened up new avenues for the old slag, she's holding onto it for reference. Well done Billy the Kid

[usernamefc]

I went to see her this morning. She actually wasn't in a bad mood, which is odd for her.

So, she get's an email from you about said subject, and she's suddenly in a happy mood?

You've just crushed her dreams billy, crushed them.

[Billy The Kid]

You've opened up new avenues for the old slag, she's holding onto it for reference. Well done Billy the Kid

My mind is racing now. I mean, she was just so cool about it all. Why did she admit to receiving it and opening it? And why oh why did she not delete it?

I'm half thinking of just coming clean and telling her the truth. She obviously isn't phased by it like

[Crosby Nick]

I said "no problem, see you at lunch", and I left.

Oh aye? Is this a regular thing or just starting from today? Are you going out somewhere for a long lunch, or will you just be nipping into her office quickly to chow down on something?

[Noelle]

[stevedo]

My mind is racing now. I mean, she was just so cool about it all. Why did she admit to receiving it and opening it? And why oh why did she not delete it?

I'm half thinking of just coming clean and telling her the truth. She obviously isn't phased by it like

She probably posts on RAWK. 

[Billy The Kid]

Oh aye? Is this a regular thing or just starting from today? Are you going out somewhere for a long lunch, or will you just be nipping into her office quickly to chow down on something?

Not regular no, but I do have lunch with her once or twice during the week

I've never looked at her in a lustful way before, but this mornings proceedings have left me rather aroused

I might as well just tell her the truth now

[On Axis]

Honestly, I could picture this being an episode on TheBig_sam twitter where he accidentally sends a PDF to Karen Brady, resulting in a kinky encounter between the two. Except here it's billy and his geriatric boss

[MichaelA]

This thread continues to exceed all expectations.

[djphal]

Not regular no, but I do have lunch with her once or twice during the week

I've never looked at her in a lustful way before, but this mornings proceedings have left me rather aroused

I might as well just tell her the truth now

Send her another pdf based on munging

If she keeps that you could pretty much do what you wanted to her

Oh and the odds on you nailing her have shot down to 1/200

[Finn Solomon]

I'm picturing Billy's boss looking like the Duchess of Cornwall for some reason.

[Ycuzz]

Fucketi-fuck. Had to google that DJ. Bastage!

Other news;

Waiting for Billy to post post-lunch...

[J-Mc-]

Honestly, I could picture this being an episode on TheBig_sam twitter where he accidentally sends a PDF to Karen Brady, resulting in a kinky encounter between the two. Except here it's billy and his geriatric boss

Or the boss and geriatric billy.

[rusty-la]

Not regular no, but I do have lunch with her once or twice during the week

I've never looked at her in a lustful way before, but this mornings proceedings have left me rather aroused

I might as well just tell her the truth now

Billy, taking your boss to lunch once or twice a week is regular, trust me.  I take my boss to lunch once or twice a year.

I'm beginning to think there is more to your relationship with your boss than your telling us?

Spill Bill?.

[ashleyrose-66]

My mind is racing now. I mean, she was just so cool about it all. Why did she admit to receiving it and opening it? And why oh why did she not delete it?

I'm half thinking of just coming clean and telling her the truth. She obviously isn't phased by it like

Just remember that she may not have deleted it because she wanted to hear what you had to say about it first before deciding whether she thinks it is a disciplinary incident.

She MAY have opened both attachments to see exactly what you'd forwarded to her before getting your take on it first.  Deleting it would have destroyed any evidence for a potential disciplinary, which may be why she kept it, and not because she liked it!

Your explanation that your email had sent spam to various recipients may have saved you from facing losing your job, so I certainly wouldn't suspect she actually wants to play ball and steam in there and tell her the truth.

Personally, I think you've had a lucky escape if she swallows (pun intended) your story, and I would forget all about it!

[J-Mc-]

Just remember that she may not have deleted it because she wanted to hear what you had to say about it first before deciding whether she thinks it is a disciplinary incident.

She MAY have opened both attachments to see exactly what you'd forwarded to her before getting your take on it first.  Deleting it would have destroyed any evidence for a potential disciplinary, which may be why she kept it, and not because she liked it!

Your explanation that your email had sent spam to various recipients may have saved you from facing losing your job, so I certainly wouldn't suspect she actually wants to play ball and steam in there and tell her the truth.

Personally, I think you've had a lucky escape if she swallows (pun intended) your story, and I would forget all about it!

'kin hell Ash, you could have let him down easy mate!

You could hear the almighty thud of the shit that creased his keks whilst reading that post.

[Billy The Kid]

I told her the truth. I just said that I meant to send it to someone else but it got forwarded to her by mistake. I also said not to worry about any virus

Then I apologized in case it had caused her any offense

She just laughed and said "it's fine Billy, don't worry about it, I had a feeling it wasn't intended for me. No harm done"

She's cool with it thankfully. She deffo read it though. I know she did. 

[Billy The Kid]

By the way, to those who PM'd me, I'll sort it out after work. Cheers

[Crosby Nick]

By the way, to those who PM'd me, I'll sort it out after work. Cheers

Name and shame first though eh?

All's well that ends well Billy. Fill your boots!

Nothing worse than that feeling of dread when you realise you've sent something to the wrong person though. A wave of panic!

[Billy The Kid]

Name and shame first though eh?

About half the male population of RAWK

I got 1 PM in particular that had me in stitches, although he shall remain nameless :

hi billy,

i wonder if you could find it in yourself to forward the pdf file to me? i would appreciate it greatly as i am a dirty bastard and am always up for new ideas and am greatly intrigued by what this file contains. i will of course keep it to myself.

your a top man billy.

To the author, don't worry, I promise not to reveal your identity you crazy bastard 

The madness and the depravity of RAWK is a joy to behold at times, it really is.

[Crosby Nick]

About half the male population of RAWK

I got 1 PM in particular that had me in stitches, although he shall remain nameless :

To the author, don't worry, I promise not to reveal your identity you crazy bastard 

The madness and the depravity of RAWK is a joy to behold at times, it really is.

Well the grammatical errors suggests we can rule out Imperator.

[J-Mc-]

Well the grammatical errors suggests we can rule out Imperator.

My bets on SHF, especially with the "You crazy bastard" comment from Billy.

[Welshred]

Send her another pdf based on munging

If she keeps that you could pretty much do what you wanted to her

Oh and the odds on you nailing her have shot down to 1/200

Just googled munging. You're a wrongun you!!

[djphal]

Just googled munging. You're a wrongun you!!

haha i always get that reaction

[Billy The Kid]

My bets on SHF, especially with the "You crazy bastard" comment from Billy.

Nope its not him. SHF hasn't requested it yet funnily enough, I'm sure he will as soon as he sees this though

[Crosby Nick]

Nope its not him. SHF hasn't requested it yet funnily enough, I'm sure he will as soon as he sees this though

I very much doubt a man who invented 'the Dalek' needs any such publication!