Topic: The Marital Sex thread...

[Enemy]

You didn't say you found it amusing. You said you found it sad and pathetic.

Women aren't all the same. Some have no problem telling men what they want and some do. Some (dare I say it) may not know what they want. Sexual inexperience isn't confined to men.

Put it this way. If a woman came on here and said she could use some tips on sex, things her boyfriend/husband might like, would it be ok for me to call her sad and pathetic?

Pretty sure I also said hilarious. But feel free to keep omitting that and focus on the sad bit some more.

If one woman came on and asked for tips I'm sure that a) some people would say to talk and b) some people may have tips. If however the female population of RAWK jumped on those tips and thought they were the answer to every mans dreams I would find that pretty sad, yes. Men are not the same, nor are women, and what works for one man or woman does not work for another.

[Corkboy]

Pretty sure I also said hilarious. But feel free to keep omitting that and focus on the sad bit some more.

If one woman came on and asked for tips I'm sure that a) some people would say to talk and b) some people may have tips. If however the female population of RAWK jumped on those tips and thought they were the answer to every mans dreams I would find that pretty sad, yes. Men are not the same, nor are women, and what works for one man or woman does not work for another.

Ok. You carry on being negative and shitty about something you've never read.

[Barneylfc∗]

I asked my bird outright does she like it when I go down on her. She said she does but just feels uncomfortable with me being down there. I asked her is there anything I do that she doesnt like, or she thinks I could do better. She said no. Now surely I'm not gods gift in the bedroom. If a PDF gives me tips on how to improve my technique, I'll give it a go. It may work, it may not. But surely it's better that I tried?

[Eileen]

Of course it is. There's no shame in having and reading the PDF and I want to clarify that when I said I agreed that's not what I meant. What I mean is that it's different for women, some like certain things and some don't. And to be honest I think you could learn a lot more from talking to her about it and trying it out together than a stranger could ever tell you. As always it's great to read more and find out more but the way people have been treating it is kinda annoying. Maybe (probably actually) most of it was a joke, but you know just saying a PDF won't be as good as actual communication with her.

[Enemy]

Of course it is. There's no shame in having and reading the PDF and I want to clarify that when I said I agreed that's not what I meant. What I mean is that it's different for women, some like certain things and some don't. And to be honest I think you could learn a lot more from talking to her about it and trying it out together than a stranger could ever tell you. As always it's great to read more and find out more but the way people have been treating it is kinda annoying. Maybe (probably actually) most of it was a joke, but you know just saying a PDF won't be as good as actual communication with her.

Couldn't have put it better.

[Barneylfc∗]

It has escalated wildly to be fair. My bird did see that I had it on the computer and asked why I had it. I referred back to me asking her if there was anything I do in bed that she didnt like, or anything I dont do that she would like. She just laughed and said I'm a dick

[Crimson_Tank]

Of course it is. There's no shame in having and reading the PDF and I want to clarify that when I said I agreed that's not what I meant. What I mean is that it's different for women, some like certain things and some don't. And to be honest I think you could learn a lot more from talking to her about it and trying it out together than a stranger could ever tell you. As always it's great to read more and find out more but the way people have been treating it is kinda annoying. Maybe (probably actually) most of it was a joke, but you know just saying a PDF won't be as good as actual communication with her.

Eileen is saying this while frantically PM Gob to make sure that he has received the fabled PDF

[Gobias Industries]

Eileen is saying this while frantically PM Gob to make sure that he has received the fabled PDF

I showed her it this afternoon actually

[Billy The Kid]

I'm not going to apologise for finding it amusing that flocks of men are running to this pdf as if it has the answer to eternal life in it.

It doesn't cover anything on eternal life

It just covers how to give good head

Its just a PDF, its not the bible like

[Enemy]

It doesn't cover anything on eternal life

It just covers how to give good head

Its just a PDF, its not the bible like

If there was a 'good way to give head' then that would mean everyone liked the same thing, no?

[Billy The Kid]

As always it's great to read more and find out more

And that's essentially is all it does

But according to some, wanting to find out more for the benefit of you partner makes you "sad"

[Billy The Kid]

If there was a 'good way to give head' then that would mean everyone liked the same thing, no?

Again, no.

Again, you've completely missed the point

Again, you seem to be failing to grasp the concept that its just a body of text, which merely serves to enlighten males on how the female anatomy reacts to certain sexual stimuli. Please pardon all of us for wanting to enlighten ourselves on how to further pleasure our partners. We're all clearly sad and self centered

[usernamefc]

If there was a 'good way to give head' then that would mean everyone liked the same thing, no?

You can teach someone how to do something, but its up to them to perfect it.

In this case, perfect it meaning perfect it for your lady.

[Crimson_Tank]

I showed her it this afternoon actually

Well done lad.

[stevedo]

BillyTK, you're turning into the Thommo/adam equivalent on the marital sex thread; you give the info people ask for and get moaned after for doing so. 

[Billy The Kid]

It may work, it may not. But surely it's better that I tried?

I'd say yes, it is better that you at least tried

Enemy probably thinks you're a saddo though

[Maggie May]

If there was a 'good way to give head' then that would mean everyone liked the same thing, no?

Dunno why you're wastimg time om this bollix.  300 is on the telly now. 

[Enemy]

I'd say yes, it is better that you at least tried

Enemy probably thinks you're a saddo though

Oh yes, I think Barney is an awful sad case with no hope. It's not that I find it amusing that men in droves (as opposed to Barney as one individual) seem to be making such a big fuss about some piece of text. I think it's you (and corkboy) who don't seem to be grasping it - it's not that there's a pdf, it's the reaction to such a thing that is in itself funny.

[Enemy]

Dunno why you're wastimg time om this bollix.  300 is on the telly now.

is it seriously?

I fucking love that movie. Muscly men all lathered up with oil and CGI, it's what all women like after all, as we're the same.

Not but I do love that movie.


AHOOOOOOOO!!!!

[Enemy]

Anndd. That's that. G'night.

But....MOTD

So torn.

[Matt8Pie]

Fucking hell, some knickers have been twisted in here. It sounded like some fun, people asked for it mainly in jest or curiosity, and people are getting attacked for wanting it?

[Corkboy]

OK. So there have been several women in here giggling at the concept of the PDF, and poking fun at the blokes who think it's some sort of God-send.

Calling someone sad and pathetic is not giggly fun poking.

And yet the default male reaction has not been; "oh shit, they are women after all, maybe they would know a thing or two about this". Oh no. The default male reaction has been something along the lines of... "WE'RE TRYING OK" and "NO, I'M NOT GOING TO TRY WHAT YOU TELL ME, I'M GOING TO TRY THE PDF BECAUSE IT CLEARLY KNOWS BETTER THAN YOU"

I don't recall any men saying that. I think you made that up.

Which, when you think about it, is probably why they're so crap in bed in the first place.

I'm going to hope you made that up because you knowing the relative sexual prowess of every man on this thread would be troubling for several reasons.

[SMD]

But....MOTD

So torn.

Well maybe you wouldn't be if he got you wet first with some oral play.

[Enemy]

So in summary corkboy is crap in bed. Anything else?

[Enemy]

Well maybe you wouldn't be if he got you wet first with some oral play.

[Crosby Nick]

Fucking hell, some knickers have been twisted in here.

I didn't get that page.

[Billy The Kid]

Am I the only one who finds it highly ironic that Enemy, Rhi, and Maggie have seemingly left the thread to watch 300 on the box?

Now that they've had their little giggle at us supposed PDF obsessives, they've apparently retired to spend the night in front of the TV

They clearly have massively fulfilling sex lives

[Enemy]

Am I the only one who finds it highly ironic that Enemy, Rhi, and Maggie have seemingly left the thread to watch 300 on the box?

Now that they've had their little giggle at us supposed PDF obsessives, they've apparently retired to spend the night in front of the TV

They clearly have massively fulfilling sex lives

Actually I have no TV. But I am watching iPlayer.

Does watching women with cleavage on TV mean you have no sex life also?

[Billy The Kid]

Does watching women with cleavage on TV mean you have no sex life also?

You're about as useful to this thread as an ice pack is to a boner 

[Enemy]

You're about as useful to this thread as an ice pack is to a boner

Subtle 'I got nothing' post. 

[Billy The Kid]

Subtle 'I got nothing' post. 

You're Carrie Bradshaw, and I claim my £5

[Crosby Nick]

You're Carrie Bradshaw, and I claim my £5

Barry Cradshaw possibly.

[Billy The Kid]

Barry Cradshaw possibly.

[Barneylfc∗]

I think Barney is an awful sad case with no hope.

 

[Matt8Pie]

I didn't get that page.

[firing squad]

You seem to be taking this all rather personally corkboy. I'm not going to apologise for finding it amusing that flocks of men are running to this pdf as if it has the answer to eternal life in it. Berate me as you see fit for thinking you should maybe talk to your wife/girlfriend instead of thinking women are all the same and you can learn it all from a book. As I think Rhi said earlier, we all know women are all the same after all.

actually, I will not call myself some kind of a grand master when it comes to sex, but I'm pretty confident that I can please a woman pretty fine. Can see it by their reaction and have been told as well.  That doesn't mean I'm not interested in reading this now famous PDF nad possibly learn something new.  Can't hurt.

So, I have to repeat, who'll be kind enough to send it?

[Eileen]

actually, I will not call myself some kind of a grand master when it comes to sex, but I'm pretty confident that I can please a woman pretty fine. Can see it by their reaction and have been told as well.  That doesn't mean I'm not interested in reading this now famous PDF nad possibly learn something new.  Can't hurt.

So, I have to repeat, who'll be kind enough to send it?

I'll send it. If my internet loads up fast enough. If not I'll ask Dave to send it in a min

[firing squad]

I'll send it. If my internet loads up fast enough. If not I'll ask Dave to send it in a min

cheers over here too.   

[Aristotle]

Now I want to see this darned PDF file if only to have the slightest idea what the past few pages of arguments have been about.

Or has this nothing to do with it, and simply the idea of it?

[Matt8Pie]

Now I want to see this darned PDF file if only to have the slightest idea what the past few pages of arguments have been about.

Or has this nothing to do with it, and simply the idea of it?

It's an amazing piece of writing that will turn you into a sex god and will work on any woman anywhere in the world.