Topic: The Marital Sex thread...

[Gobias Industries]

Because I wish to attend! How about a RAWk wedding? I can perform the ceremony.

That would be fucking awesome to be honest. Mind you that's cos I'm actually imagining you as Brian Blessed. I'd be disappointed if you didn't have the jolly booming voice.

[Crosby Nick]

Because I wish to attend! How about a RAWk wedding? I can perform the ceremony.

I've got an anvil if you need one. Can I come?

[J-Mc-]

No. Also why would that be so shocking as to warrant the "?!?!"?

Eileen probably had her heart set on moving in with you and getting married and now you're saying it's not going to happen?

See you in the ex-girlfriends thread

[Sir Harvest Fields]

Can we get back to talking about the lack of sex and all that. I had a wank earlier. Was great. I got no bird see.

[Enemy]

Girlfriend run off?

[Sir Harvest Fields]

Yea she dumped me. Silly cow googled my user name and came across the alcohol thread and others and saw some of my comments about her. Hey ho, never mind. Got a few more on the back burner. Still gutted she has my viagra. At this rate ill only get stiff when im in a wooden poxy box.

[Brian Blessed]

Girlfriend run off?

Yes...she ran off.

[Brian Blessed]

That would be fucking awesome to be honest. Mind you that's cos I'm actually imagining you as Brian Blessed. I'd be disappointed if you didn't have the jolly booming voice.

That's the beuaty of it, it's all text so you can do exactly that. Of course afterwards, Eileen would have to get name changed to Eileen Industries.

[Billy The Kid]

By the way, just to let you all know, I tried out the "spiderman" thing that rushyman was on about

I done it Saturday. Its Monday evening now and she has barely spoken to me since

I'd advise asking for her permission first

[Gobias Industries]

That's the beuaty of it, it's all text so you can do exactly that. Of course afterwards, Eileen would have to get name changed to Eileen Industries.

Haha Eileen Industries is brilliant to be honest.


Also SHF why the fuck do you keep telling these women your username? I've seen you make this complaint before. Surely you know that your posts are likely to scare them off. Just don't tell them about it

[Sir Harvest Fields]

I didnt tell her. She has my FB ( had ) account and has seen my replica LFC top with Harvest Fields on it and asked what it was about. Didnt think she would have the nous to google it. I think ill be single for a long time or be getting through a fair few birds at this rate. Fucking poxy internet.

[Maggie May]

You obviously missed the smiley face that I inserted at the end of my post. I don't know if you're aware of this but smiley faces are sometimes used to denote a comment of jest. Which is all I was pretty much doing. I was merely jesting. If you want to go and get all super sensitive about it then that's your problem I'm afraid. Or you could just, you know, chill the fuck out a bit.

I don't know if you noticed but most of us in this thread don't take ourselves all that seriously. If we did, then we probably wouldn't be disclosing information about our sex lives, and generally having a laugh about it amongst each other. But seeing as you clearly deem the privacy of your sex life as being none of mine or anyone else's business, then I think its safe to say that this may not be the type of thread suited for you. Horses for courses and all that? Speaking of horses, you could do with climbing down off your high one and taking yourself a little less seriously

Anyways, this thread has turned into tit for tat shite now. Some people too intent on sticking their fucking oar in on a thread that was once just a sanctuary for a bit of banter. I'll leave you all too it. I'm off. Couldn't be fucking arsed arguing anymore. Talk about a fucking buzz kill. Fucks sake

Oooooooooooooh.  A flouncer with an empty pram. 

[Brian Blessed]

I didnt tell her. She has my FB ( had ) account and has seen my replica LFC top with Harvest Fields on it and asked what it was about. Didnt think she would have the nous to google it. I think ill be single for a long time or be getting through a fair few birds at this rate. Fucking poxy internet.

Tell her it's not you and direct her to your website

http://www.harvestfieldsministries.com/

[Sir Harvest Fields]

Id rather she read my posts than thought i was religious mate. Fuck that. No offence to any religious types in here.

[Gobias Industries]

I didnt tell her. She has my FB ( had ) account and has seen my replica LFC top with Harvest Fields on it and asked what it was about. Didnt think she would have the nous to google it. I think ill be single for a long time or be getting through a fair few birds at this rate. Fucking poxy internet.

Separate your worlds better. Don't have a pic with your username on facebook, ergo no question for her to ask.

[Enemy]

Trying to live a double life with the internet and then a real life is always just playing with fire. Hence why I gave up the real life.

[Sir Harvest Fields]

It dont matter people, i got other subjects lined up. Have pulled a few nutters in the last 12 months though.

[Enemy]

And the 30 years preceding.

[Eileen]

This thread man... There's no words.

[Billy The Kid]

Oooooooooooooh.  A flouncer with an empty pram. 

I do believe that the only occurrence of flouncing in this thread came from your good self

Never mind me though, I'm just an insolent little tosser, apparently

[Brian Blessed]

Never mind me though, I'm just an insolent little tosser, apparently

It's hard to argue with, you have to agree.

[Brian Blessed]

This thread man... There's no words.

The only words you need are "I do."

[Gobias Industries]

The only words you need are "I do."

I see you're well versed in this online minister thing

[Billy The Kid]

It's hard to argue with, you have to agree.

At least I don't hide the fact I'm a tosser though

I openly admit to self pleasuring myself

[Brian Blessed]

I see you're well versed in this online minister thing

I am composing a unique song as I type.

[Maggie May]

I do believe that the only occurrence of flouncing in this thread came from your good self

Never mind me though, I'm just an insolent little tosser, apparently

Erm.  When was that exactly? 

And you're not just an insolent little tosser, you're an unreliable insolent little tosser.

[Welshred]

you're an unreliable insolent little tosser.

So, according to The FA, BTK is Luis Suareaz?

[Billy The Kid]

Erm.  When was that exactly? 

I think it might have been when you came wading into this normally peaceful & happy thread and started aiming your little wanker emoticons in my direction. So how about in the interest of restoring peace and harmony, you try playing a little nicer? Its only the internet afterall, you're not actually meant to take it super serious 

[Eileen]

I think it might have been when you came wading into this normally peaceful & happy thread and started aiming your little wanker emoticons in my direction. So how about in the interest of restoring peace and harmony, you try playing a little nicer? Its only the internet afterall, you're not actually meant to take it super serious 

You clearly didn't get the memo:

[Enemy]

[Maggie May]

I think it might have been when you came wading into this normally peaceful & happy thread and started aiming your little wanker emoticons in my direction. So how about in the interest of restoring peace and harmony, you try playing a little nicer? Its only the internet afterall, you're not actually meant to take it super serious 

Do you actually understand the meaning of the word "flouncing"?  And since you are a self confessed wanker, why should a pair of little emoticons upset you so and provoke you having a hissy fit? 

[Lady_brandybuck]

flippin hell what on earth happened here?

[Snail]

Also SHF why the fuck do you keep telling these women your username?

I know, right?

I was mortified when one of my mates discovered me on RAWK ffs

[Crosby Nick]

flippin hell what on earth happened here?

Some of us got married. And then....

[Crosby Nick]

I know, right?

I was mortified when one of my mates discovered me on RAWK ffs

You mean that extra 'n' and photo of yourself didn't throw them off the scent? Damn, they're good. One ex work colleague tracked me down but didn't blab. I say ex workman - I had to kill him just to be safe.

[Sir Harvest Fields]

Yea of course Siann. We know you dont have any mates

Have we all taken a chill pill yet? When you have calmed down ill tell you all about a glass coffee table and my ex wife when you are sitting down.

[Lady_brandybuck]

Some of us got married. And then....

[Billy The Kid]

Do you actually understand the meaning of the word "flouncing"?  And since you are a self confessed wanker, why should a pair of little emoticons upset you so and provoke you having a hissy fit? 

I think flouncing is generally considered to be an exaggerated action, typically intended to express one's annoyance at someone or something. A bit like this: ( ) You know? The thing you aimed at me? Metaphorically of course.

I guess I've got 2 choices here. I could continue having this totally and utterly pointless argument with you, which stemmed from you throwing your hissy fit over a fairly innocuous and jestful comment

Or

I could go back to having a bit of banter with the regular visitors of this thread. A bit like I was doing before you came along and killed the buzz with your hypersensitive over reactionary bollox. I'm sure you're a hoot to converse with in real life, but unfortunately on this occasion, I've decided to go back to having a bit of fun. I promise I'll still read your posts though as they're so spectacularly enlightening

Ciao 

[rusty-la]

The thought of someone I worked with knowing it was me spouting this utter shite fills me with dread.  Definitely get fired.  Fortunately its not happened yet.....

[Enemy]

I think flouncing is generally considered to be an exaggerated action, typically intended to express one's annoyance at someone or something. A bit like this: ( ) You know? The thing you aimed at me? Metaphorically of course.

I guess I've got 2 choices here. I could continue having this totally and utterly pointless argument with you, which stemmed from you throwing your hissy fit over a fairly innocuous and jestful comment

Or

I could go back to having a bit of banter with the regular visitors of this thread. A bit like I was doing before you came along and killed the buzz with your hypersensitive over reactionary bollox. I'm sure you're a hoot to converse with in real life, but unfortunately on this occasion, I've decided to go back to having a bit of fun. I promise I'll still read your posts though as they're so spectacularly enlightening

Ciao

I saw the original post. It's a shame you changed it as I'm the one who apparently makes no contribution, not Maggie.