Topic: The small things in life that really hannoy

[Crosby Nick]

Fog lights, on when it's not even foggy

Have you been following Jeffiner again?

[Motty]

if someone interrupts me now i either tell them to shut up or i just go "oh im sorry, did the middle of my sentence interrupt the start of yours?"

Haha I'm using that one.

[Motty]

People who write 'knobhead' instead of 'nobhead'. You aren't talking about a door, or are you?

I always thought that's how it was spelt ?

Edit: the dictionary actually has both versions of the word.

[Maggie May]

Workaholics piss me off. You're not in this world to work all the time, you sad c*nt. My manager is the worst for it. Guy thinks he's a big shot because he makes 3x more than anyone else in our department but he starts work at 7am and goes home at 8pm, no lunch breaks or anything. And he has a family at home too. The fuck is the point of making all that money when your life revolves around work and you hardly ever see your family on weekdays.

Well possibly they're all godawful and he can't stand the sight of the loathsome pack of them for more than a couple of days, but has to keep up the macho scenario.    And of course pay for a lifestyle.  Poor sod.

[zero zero]

Workaholics piss me off. You're not in this world to work all the time, you sad c*nt.

My brother used to be like that. We'd go off into the wilds and the second he got signal he'd be on the phone to his office to, presumably, prove how important he is. If you truly are important you can tell your office "Don't fucking call me, I'm on holiday" and they comply.

[rob1966]

He's probably set his kids up nicely for the future.

I knew a fella who is fucking loaded, he told me he envied me as I get to see mine every night, totally regrets not seeing his kids when they were growing up as, no matter how much money he made at the time, its time he can never get back. His kids now just treat him as bank of Dad, taking the piss all the time.

His wife took him for millions in the divorce, he last bird took him for a Ł750,000 house, a 90 grand Range Rover and Ł750,000 in cash, both cases because he was never home and they got sick to death of it.

[Sir Harvest Fields]

I work to live, not live to work.

[Party Phil]

Fog lights, on when it's not even foggy

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[Wool]

Impatient twats on the road who horn if there's even a second's delay. Yes, I know the lights have turned green you utter c*nt, but there's an old bloke still crossing on my side so unless you want me to drive ahead and run him over shut the fuck up and wait.

[pw1008]

People who dont let on.

Loads of ignorant twats in places i've worked who just wont let on usually when you pass them in the corridor and they blank u! Maybe its a Liverpool thing to let on when u walk past people.

And when you put your phone on charge for the night only to find your bird has turned the plug off at the wall.

[Crosby Nick]

Women (usually) trying to gouge your eyes out with umbrellas on a wet day.

[paulrazor]

And when you put your phone on charge for the night only to find your bird has turned the plug off at the wall.

hate when that happens and it leaves you with 3 seconds of battery for the next day

[Zephyr]

Poshers. Poshers who know are oblivious to other peoples problems and overstate their own.

[AlphaDelta]

People who run in work, notably an office. The only valid reason to run is when the building is engulfed in flames and self preservation is a priority. There is some old dog in our place that insists on running to and from the photocopier like its an Olympic relay!!! Behave yourself you daft old melt.

Bus etiquette - people who push onto the bus when it arrives, even though you've waited for 10 minutes like a lemon. There is loads of empty seats cock face and the bus isnt going anywhere!?!

Also, and this is gonna sound a bit random, people who get on a bus and go along opening every window! Sweet Jesus, its fooking December and freezing!?! 

  Feel better after that now!

[G a r y]

Hearing people referring to someone as "oi" to get their attention

or

When the cashier puts the money/receipt down on the counter and not in your hand

[only6times]

Hearing people referring to someone as "oi" to get their attention

or

When the cashier puts the money/receipt down on the counter and not in your hand

Take your cock out of your hand and maybe they will.

[only6times]

Fucking bellends who decide to hold a big gathering just inside the doorways of shops as you are trying to get out the place loaded with bags.

Fucking posh kids from the Wirral in their "not fashion fashion" screaming down Lord Street to the camp lad from year 10 and his fat mate 300 yards away and nearly bursting my eardrums in the process.

[SamAteTheRedAcid]

Also, and this is gonna sound a bit random, people who get on a bus and go along opening every window! Sweet Jesus, its fooking December and freezing!?! 

Almost got in a fight with a tramp on a train over this. He opened all the windows, walking through the carriage, went into the next car, I closed the ones near me, he walked back through a minute later opening them all again, including the one right next to me, which I then shut again. He was very angry. He had on arctic combats, a burgundy fleece and hair like a particularly odious Levellers groupie, used to see him all the time just riding the merseyrail around. The smelly blert.

[Timbo's Goals]

Almost got in a fight with a tramp on a train over this. He opened all the windows, walking through the carriage, went into the next car, I closed the ones near me, he walked back through a minute later opening them all again, including the one right next to me, which I then shut again. He was very angry. He had on arctic combats, a burgundy fleece and hair like a particularly odious Levellers groupie, used to see him all the time just riding the merseyrail around. The smelly blert.

Ha ha - Sorry sam for laughing - but that's just had me in stitches. Well funny.

[G a r y]

Take your cock out of your hand and maybe they will.

Good advice, i'll try that next time. Always wondered why they looked at me so weirdly

[Toshack_Keegan_One_Nil]

Controversial or mildly scandalous events being labelled '-gate'. Lazy journalism of the worst kind. If it rhymed or was an actual pun then fair enough but it's just the word 'gate' added - e.g. 'Plebgate'. For example, say if there was a scandal at Guinness, then 'Portergate' would be good. 'Plebgate' etc, so unimaginative and it's now so commonplace that plenty of people don't have a clue what Watergate even was.

And... breathe.

[stoa]

People who run in work, notably an office. The only valid reason to run is when the building is engulfed in flames and self preservation is a priority. There is some old dog in our place that insists on running to and from the photocopier like its an Olympic relay!!! Behave yourself you daft old melt

Have a guy like that in our office.constantly running around like he has important stuff to do like he was some big-shot journalist rather than some nobody hack for a tiny newspaper... fucking wanker...

[AlphaDelta]

Almost got in a fight with a tramp on a train over this. He opened all the windows, walking through the carriage, went into the next car, I closed the ones near me, he walked back through a minute later opening them all again, including the one right next to me, which I then shut again. He was very angry. He had on arctic combats, a burgundy fleece and hair like a particularly odious Levellers groupie, used to see him all the time just riding the merseyrail around. The smelly blert.

Haha with you on that mate, they are done up like a dogs dinner all warm and toastie, meanwhile the rest of us have to freeze our nuts off.

[Durlmints]

Being shite at everything.

[Sir Psycho Sexy]

Being shite at everything.

Don't worry mate, it's only your first draft, you'll get better

[rob1966]

Mancs, I fucking hate Mancs.

Its bad enough that I work right near Old Trafford, today I've had to walk past hoards of the twats, like the day of the dead looking at the gormless c*nts, then tonight riding home, I've had one of the stupid c*nts open a taxi door at the lights without bothering to look and nearly knock me off the bike, then another c*nt in an Audi has set off from a fucking red light and almost took me out.

[Durlmints]

Don't worry mate, it's only your first draft, you'll get better

I think I'm the only one with a World Cup winner and a Champions League winner in CM position and I'm losing out because people haven't heard of em! 

Makes you see the cascading futility of existence in ethereal clarity.

[Latenight Surfer]

I think I'm the only one with a World Cup winner and a Champions League winner in CM position and I'm losing out because people haven't heard of em! 

Makes you see the cascading futility of existence in ethereal clarity.

Stop rapping.

[only6times]

Mancs, I fucking hate Mancs.

Its bad enough that I work right near Old Trafford, today I've had to walk past hoards of the twats, like the day of the dead looking at the gormless c*nts, then tonight riding home, I've had one of the stupid c*nts open a taxi door at the lights without bothering to look and nearly knock me off the bike, then another c*nt in an Audi has set off from a fucking red light and almost took me out.

strange that you married one mate .

[rob1966]

strange that you married one mate .

I know, dont like Mancs in general, but love the missus.

How you doing?

[redbyrdz]

Also, and this is gonna sound a bit random, people who get on a bus and go along opening every window! Sweet Jesus, its fooking December and freezing!?! 

This. It's usually fat people who came running 5 steps to catch the train/bus with sweat all over their down coats. Open all windows and get off at the next stop. Twats.

And people who get on the train and open the window directly above them. As the train is moving, the cold air gets to everyone behind them, while they're nice and toasty. Twats.

[only6times]

I know, dont like Mancs in general, but love the missus.

How you doing?

Sound mate. Still loving the Reds but couldn't be arsed with going round the houses any more. Stay off the footy threads.

[The Flying Pig]

I think I'm the only one with a World Cup winner and a Champions League winner in CM position and I'm losing out because people haven't heard of em! 

Makes you see the cascading futility of existence in ethereal clarity.

Ripper that mate.

PS. I once had a moment of clarity.

[Maggie May]

Ripper that mate.

PS. I once had a moment of clarity.

Ooooh.  Steady on now Piggy.

Personally I haven't got a clue what the fuck he's talking about.

[The Flying Pig]

Ooooh.  Steady on now Piggy.

Personally I haven't got a clue what the fuck he's talking about.

"When I was a child
I caught a fleeting glimpse
Out of the corner of my eye.
I turned to look but it was gone
I cannot put my finger on it now
The child is grown,
The dream is gone."

[J_Kopite]

People who never stop talking, especially in the office - a little socialising/being friendly is great but I'm being paid to worK!

[Brian Blessed]

Death. I started this year with four Pugs. Lost one in January. Came home from work today and I'm down to two. Fuck you, death. You inevitable c*nt.

[Get em Kells!]

Death. I started this year with four Pugs. Lost one in January. Came home from work today and I'm down to two. Fuck you, death. You inevitable c*nt.

Cut the lad a break...he's only doing his job 



On a serious note, sorry to hear about the pugs mate. Adorable little bastards.

[Maggie May]

Death. I started this year with four Pugs. Lost one in January. Came home from work today and I'm down to two. Fuck you, death. You inevitable c*nt.

So sorry mate.  Please accept my deepest sympathy and condolences. 

[Sir Harvest Fields]

Death. I started this year with four Pugs. Lost one in January. Came home from work today and I'm down to two. Fuck you, death. You inevitable c*nt.

  So sorry for you mate.

We are rehoming a dog and he should be with us this weekend but i even said to the missus ' dont want an older dog, dont want it to pass away quickly '. When my Zeus passed away i didnt eat for two weeks and just sat by his grave every night. We dont half get attached to the loyal little fuckers

Take care mate,

Carl