Author Topic: The small things in life that really hannoy  (Read 2616176 times)

Offline Cochise

  • Not the man he used to be and is looking for a fresh start. Still cannot escape the fact that he's had an X-Factor Winner. Twice.
  • RAWK Remembers
  • Legacy Fan
  • ******
  • Posts: 14,740
  • DON'T BUY THE S*N
The small things in life that really hannoy
« on: March 8, 2009, 06:38:21 pm »
Just made a brew with the last teabag and the bastard split. How often does a bloody teabag split?
 
Its my own fault really, instead of taking two steps over to the cutlery drawer to get a teaspoon like most people would I picked up the nearest thing to me, a fork, and stirred me brew.
 
I'm Pissed off.
« Last Edit: December 15, 2023, 07:58:19 pm by John C »
JFT96 - YNWA

Oliver Kay ‏@OliverKayTimes
Those who've campaigned for the truth on Hillsborough were once a suppressed minority. Now the minority are those left clinging to the lies.

Offline Party Phil

  • Boring Cunt that flies Air Bizarre
  • RAWK Supporter
  • Legacy Fan
  • ******
  • Posts: 12,602
  • Big in Japan
Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #1 on: March 8, 2009, 06:43:55 pm »
Everton Football Club
If you're lying, I'll chop your head off.

Offline rednich85

  • Gargantuan Wanker. Intimately linked to Keys and Gray.
  • RAWK Supporter
  • Legacy Fan
  • ******
  • Posts: 17,631
  • Stay Black. That's the most important thing.
Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #2 on: March 8, 2009, 06:47:16 pm »
Cleaning you're arse and the toilet roll sticks

c*nt that
"Smart people believe weird things because they are skilled at defending beliefs they arrived at for non-smart reasons."

@rednich85

Offline irishred1991

  • Legacy Fan
  • ******
  • Posts: 1,690
  • JFT 96, YNWA
Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #3 on: March 8, 2009, 06:48:19 pm »
people that make noises when they're eating.
Liverpool is our religion,
Anfield is our church,
The Kop is our choir,
Fowler is our God.

Offline liverpoolfcmike

  • custom title thread lurker - easily amused
  • Legacy Fan
  • ******
  • Posts: 5,211
  • through the wind and rain (and fog)
Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #4 on: March 8, 2009, 06:54:05 pm »
people that make noises when they're eating.

Ohhh i hate that.

Offline worthers

  • originals
  • Legacy Fan
  • ******
  • Posts: 1,081
Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #5 on: March 8, 2009, 06:59:04 pm »
Slow walkers who take up the entire pavement then get frightened when they think you've snook up on them.
"We can not walk alone" Martin Luther King 1963

In nine years, Paisley won three European Cups, a Uefa Cup, six League titles and three League Cups. He won three European Cups in nine years, while Mr Ferguson has managed two in 24.

Offline Cochise

  • Not the man he used to be and is looking for a fresh start. Still cannot escape the fact that he's had an X-Factor Winner. Twice.
  • RAWK Remembers
  • Legacy Fan
  • ******
  • Posts: 14,740
  • DON'T BUY THE S*N
Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #6 on: March 8, 2009, 07:04:28 pm »
Slow walkers who take up the entire pavement then get frightened when they think you've snook up on them.

You might like this facebook group.  :D
 
 
http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=2208419959
JFT96 - YNWA

Oliver Kay ‏@OliverKayTimes
Those who've campaigned for the truth on Hillsborough were once a suppressed minority. Now the minority are those left clinging to the lies.

Offline lfcss

  • dull
  • Legacy Fan
  • ******
  • Posts: 2,047
Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #7 on: March 8, 2009, 07:04:29 pm »
people that make noises when they're eating.

and try to hold a conversation with you whilst spraying you with whatever bloody food is in their mouth.Chew,swallow then talk, not really difficult is it!
If there's a Mrs Skrtel she probably has to wear shinpads to bed.

Offline redgriffin73

  • RAWK Supporter
  • Legacy Fan
  • ******
  • Posts: 32,723
  • Thanks for everything Rafa. Nunca Caminarás Solo.
Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #8 on: March 8, 2009, 07:08:02 pm »
people that make noises when they're eating.

That is definitely top of my list of pet hates - along with people slurping hot drinks, just wait for it to cool down a bit FFS!

Also, people - usually men I find - who jiggle their leg/foot when it's in my eyesight and I'm trying to do something like read/watch TV and all I can see out of the corner of my eye is their leg shaking.
Rafa Benitez: "I'll always keep in my heart the good times I've had here, the strong and loyal support of the fans in the tough times and the love from Liverpool. I have no words to thank you enough for all these years and I am very proud to say that I was your manager. Thank you so much once more and always remember: You'll never walk alone."

Offline rednich85

  • Gargantuan Wanker. Intimately linked to Keys and Gray.
  • RAWK Supporter
  • Legacy Fan
  • ******
  • Posts: 17,631
  • Stay Black. That's the most important thing.
Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #9 on: March 8, 2009, 07:13:06 pm »
Cutting yourself shaving is an absolute pain in the arse as well
"Smart people believe weird things because they are skilled at defending beliefs they arrived at for non-smart reasons."

@rednich85

Offline donut

  • and wants to stay one... unfunny twat...
  • RAWK Supporter
  • Legacy Fan
  • ******
  • Posts: 2,368
Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #10 on: March 8, 2009, 07:14:45 pm »
Also, people - usually men I find - who jiggle their leg/foot when it's in my eyesight and I'm trying to do something like read/watch TV and all I can see out of the corner of my eye is their leg shaking.

You sure they're not trying to have a subtle wank?

Offline rocco

  • RAWK Supporter
  • Legacy Fan
  • ******
  • Posts: 37,370
  • ⭐️⭐️⭐️6 Times Baby ⭐️⭐️⭐️
Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #11 on: March 8, 2009, 07:16:27 pm »
Cutting yourself shaving is an absolute pain in the arse as well

just shaving is a pet hate of mine ;)

Offline Cribertinokes

  • Born free. Live free. Die.
  • Legacy Fan
  • ******
  • Posts: 9,024
  • Justice For The 96
Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #12 on: March 8, 2009, 07:17:19 pm »
I can't stand people who talk to you when you eating, I mean when you have a big piece of food in your mouth and then get agitated and fustrated when you don't reply.
These are the days when I hate the world, hate the rich, hate the happy, hate the complacent, the TV watchers, beer drinkers, the satisfied ones. Because I know I can be all of those little hateful things and then I hate myself for realising that.

Offline rednile

  • Last one out
  • RAWK Supporter
  • Legacy Fan
  • ******
  • Posts: 7,803
  • 18 LT , 5 EC, 7 FAC, 8 LC, 3 UEFA,
Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #13 on: March 8, 2009, 07:23:10 pm »
People that moan about little things like this , get a fucking life you miserable twats .
Spent sometimes in stormy weather                               

96

Offline redgriffin73

  • RAWK Supporter
  • Legacy Fan
  • ******
  • Posts: 32,723
  • Thanks for everything Rafa. Nunca Caminarás Solo.
Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #14 on: March 8, 2009, 07:26:24 pm »
You sure they're not trying to have a subtle wank?

Ewww, I'm going to be thinking that every time I see someone doing it now. ;D
Rafa Benitez: "I'll always keep in my heart the good times I've had here, the strong and loyal support of the fans in the tough times and the love from Liverpool. I have no words to thank you enough for all these years and I am very proud to say that I was your manager. Thank you so much once more and always remember: You'll never walk alone."

Offline Slick_Beef

  • RAWK's Master Baker
  • RAWK Supporter
  • Legacy Fan
  • ******
  • Posts: 9,090
Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #15 on: March 8, 2009, 07:28:40 pm »

Forgetting you've made a cup of tea, then finding it just after it's become too cold to drink.


Happens to me a lot and it's just as painful every time :(

Offline Cochise

  • Not the man he used to be and is looking for a fresh start. Still cannot escape the fact that he's had an X-Factor Winner. Twice.
  • RAWK Remembers
  • Legacy Fan
  • ******
  • Posts: 14,740
  • DON'T BUY THE S*N
Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #16 on: March 8, 2009, 07:33:40 pm »
People who sneeze and don't cover their mouth especially on a bus or train. Dirty bastards.
JFT96 - YNWA

Oliver Kay ‏@OliverKayTimes
Those who've campaigned for the truth on Hillsborough were once a suppressed minority. Now the minority are those left clinging to the lies.

Offline Billy The Kid

  • Out of the closet with a whiet shirt on, but would pay a fiver not to be gay...Would prefer to give his manliness to someone rather than receive theirs especially Amir in another life.
  • Legacy Fan
  • ******
  • Posts: 19,952
  • I'm Your Huckleberry
Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #17 on: March 8, 2009, 07:35:53 pm »
People who hold up the que in shops. You know the ones, they've just made us all stand there because they bag their stuff at snails pace, then they decide to pay by laser card coz they forgot to go to an ATM machine, before asking for a fucking scratch card. Twats !
When overtaken by defeat, as you may be many times, remember than mans faith in his own ability is tested many times before he is crowned with final victory. Defeats are nothing more than challenges to keep trying.” – Napoleon Hill.

Offline jaffod

  • Living a double life as Billy Bunter after midnight. Has until July 3rd to figure out what from his womans clothing range to wear.
  • RAWK Supporter
  • Legacy Fan
  • ******
  • Posts: 20,566
  • Common beermat and towel thief.
Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #18 on: March 8, 2009, 09:58:22 pm »
When you're dying for a cup of tea/piece of toast and you realise you haven't actually turned the kettle/toaster on.

Offline redbyrdz

  • No to sub-optimal passing! Not content with one century, this girl does two together. Oh, and FUCK THE TORIES deh-deh-deh-deh!
  • RAWK Supporter
  • Legacy Fan
  • ******
  • Posts: 24,336
Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #19 on: March 8, 2009, 10:07:32 pm »
when you try to throw something into a bin and it falls next to it, so you have to walk over and pick it up.


Cutting yourself shaving is an absolute pain in the arse as well
try shaving your face next time....



(it's ok, i'll leave now anyway...)
"I want to build a team that's invincible, so that they have to send a team from bloody Mars to beat us." - Bill Shankly

Offline Cochise

  • Not the man he used to be and is looking for a fresh start. Still cannot escape the fact that he's had an X-Factor Winner. Twice.
  • RAWK Remembers
  • Legacy Fan
  • ******
  • Posts: 14,740
  • DON'T BUY THE S*N
Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #20 on: March 8, 2009, 10:08:06 pm »
When you're dying for a cup of tea/piece of toast and you realise you haven't actually turned the kettle/toaster on.

Or you have put them on and forgot. Horrible buttering cold toast.
JFT96 - YNWA

Oliver Kay ‏@OliverKayTimes
Those who've campaigned for the truth on Hillsborough were once a suppressed minority. Now the minority are those left clinging to the lies.

Offline Lady_brandybuck

  • Duchess of Crackers, Mermaid of the Caribbean Sea and Amazon goddess (Current Empress of Tenochtitlan)
  • RAWK Supporter
  • Legacy Fan
  • ******
  • Posts: 11,393
  • Available for parties and dinners.
Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #21 on: March 8, 2009, 10:10:12 pm »
when you are drinking something really nice and there is just a bit left and you or someone spill it. It gets on my nerves
"Hope is a good thing, maybe the best of things, and no good thing ever dies"

Offline Oddball

  • aka 'Steve'. Thinks Autumn is a series. Shite at COD. Search me. Mathematical legend. "Space". Likes to Fuck holmes. Currently sporting a fetching muzzy. Onion Fondler. Blinded by the light. Would like a small larger beer. Can fakh orf
  • RAWK Diva
  • Legacy Fan
  • ******
  • Posts: 25,598
  • Woof woof woof
Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #22 on: March 8, 2009, 10:10:39 pm »
My penis.
We may sign Salah, but I'll show my arse in the middle of town if we sign one of VVD or Keita. Not gonna happen.

Offline Zizou

  • zo zon't ze zo
  • RAWK Supporter
  • Legacy Fan
  • ******
  • Posts: 7,894
  • Cool as
Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #23 on: March 8, 2009, 10:11:13 pm »
people that make noises when they're eating.

Winner.

Offline L12

  • RAWK Supporter
  • Legacy Fan
  • ******
  • Posts: 1,893
Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #24 on: March 8, 2009, 10:11:28 pm »
people that make noises when they're eating.

And scrape the fork on their teeth.

Offline Hoodfella

  • Attention seeker. ENT Speciallist.
  • Legacy Fan
  • ******
  • Posts: 1,359
  • Strictly Morrocan Hashish - No Skunk here son!
    • TRIGGS VEGA
Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #25 on: March 8, 2009, 10:31:47 pm »
When a single drop of water lands on the top of your head.

When you buy some food from the shops and there's a hole in the packaging.

Getting a spot on the inside of your nose.

Forgetting you've made a cup of tea, then finding it just after it's become too cold to drink.

Women with stubbly armpits.

Doing your best to fart quietly then a ripper sneaks its way out instead.

Drizzle. Either rain or stay dry you tight twat.

Finding out a parking meter doesn't take 5p's.

Spitting and it catching your top lip making it go down your shirt.

Songs of Praise.

Having an east-facing bedroom.

Biting the inside of your cheek.

People who assume you don't want change in a restaurants.

charlie uniform november tangos.
Very good list have to say.

Agree with most, if not all.
If you really want to do something, you will find a way. If you don't, you will find an excuse.

A great many people think they are thinking when they are merely rearranging their prejudices. 

Plato o Plomo - Pablo Escobar.

Hashish is both the cause of and solution to all of my problems!

Offline ♠Dirty Harry♠

  • Michael Pain the tittie-fixated inflatable doll salesman
  • RAWK Supporter
  • Legacy Fan
  • ******
  • Posts: 19,031
Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #26 on: March 8, 2009, 10:48:30 pm »
Advertisement breaks at the height of a film

Offline SalisburyRed

  • No fun "budding young Tory"!
  • RAWK Supporter
  • Legacy Fan
  • ******
  • Posts: 8,976
Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #27 on: March 8, 2009, 10:50:06 pm »
People who walk slowly on the pavement. I know where I'm going, and I don't want to take all day getting there.

Cashpoints that only give out £20 notes.

Having to pay to play pool in the bar.

People with strong body odour.

Advertisement breaks at the height of a film

Fixed.

Offline timiano

  • Flatlander
  • Legacy Fan
  • ******
  • Posts: 6,482
Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #28 on: March 8, 2009, 10:50:27 pm »
The council, and most other public sector services. They're all run horrendously shit.

Offline ♠Dirty Harry♠

  • Michael Pain the tittie-fixated inflatable doll salesman
  • RAWK Supporter
  • Legacy Fan
  • ******
  • Posts: 19,031
Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #29 on: March 8, 2009, 10:53:19 pm »

Offline lachesis

  • RAWK Scribe
  • RAWK Supporter
  • Legacy Fan
  • ******
  • Posts: 10,046
  • МАРКСИСТ
Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #30 on: March 8, 2009, 11:01:40 pm »
That bastard traffic light that turns red for 10 minutes on empty roads.

Hesitant drivers - you know the ones who pull off a roundabout, then stop cos they see a van 100 yards away, so you have to slam on as well.

People who put apple cores/crisp packets in empty cups - you fucking horrible bastards.

The moment you get in a bath and it's so hot it feels cold, then you have to hop out like a twat.

People throwing shit out of their cars.

Slow walkers with a sixth sense, who when I go to perofrm my overtake, veer off into my direction.

Ignorant shits who stand blocking doorways talking about some irrelevant piece of gossip like 'where did ya get yer haur done'?

Lads and fellas that have a 'bop' or 'walk' that is meant to say look how hard I am, but really looks like they've shat themselves.

'Do you know who I am'?

Offline Sir Capon of Debaser

  • #SAUSAGES Pheasant plucking, midget chucking, jazz sax blowing, wannabe mod who'd like to be Danny Dyer's Bitch but too scared to ask in public for a name change, the pussy.....would gladly do one for mouth. Adores cats! RAWK Factor Winner 1897.
  • Legacy Fan
  • ******
  • Posts: 41,948
  • Golly! An Alien Judge!
    • https://murderouskaburdacus.bandcamp.com/
Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #31 on: March 8, 2009, 11:07:00 pm »
people that make noises when they're eating.
And then wait until they see you put something in your fuggin mouth and ask you a daft arse question,like 'whats yours like'?

Well if you let me enjoy my fuggin meal instead of gabbing to me id tell you,you stupid Twad.and anyway,why dont you order the same if your so Fuggin interested you noisy cow.and why dont you close your big fuggin mouth when you eat ? you sound like one of those tree/woodchipper machines

Fugg this im going home.ive got a headache & ive lost my fuggin appetite
« Last Edit: March 8, 2009, 11:08:50 pm by Capon Debaser »

Offline liversaint

  • Beach boy giver of yuletide joy to ha-run-run-reindeer
  • Legacy Fan
  • ******
  • Posts: 5,286
  • Settle down Beavis
Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #32 on: March 8, 2009, 11:12:47 pm »

People who put apple cores/crisp packets in empty cups - you fucking horrible bastards.


for some reason, that does my head in as well
You say Honey? I say Fuck off.

You dont win friends with Salad

There is another option. Mr Ferguson organises the fixtures in his office and sends it to us and everyone will know and cannot complain. That is simple.

Offline Kyle Soprano

  • Doing his BTEC Sports Science but still knows fuck all
  • Legacy Fan
  • ******
  • Posts: 4,233
  • You & I Are Gonna Live Forever
Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #33 on: March 8, 2009, 11:14:10 pm »
When people talk when your trying to watch the tele even when you tell them to shut the fuck up they carry on talking. People making noises when they eat tops the list though just before people slurping drinks and doing the overexaggerated AHHHH after they've had a swig of there drink.

There all c*nts
I only drink on special occasions. Like Fridays and Saturdays. The occasional Sunday. Sometimes even Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday. Never Thursday. Well, every so often maybe a Thursday.

Offline waittillmay

  • Nicks sweets off kids.
  • Legacy Fan
  • ******
  • Posts: 3,174
Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #34 on: March 8, 2009, 11:16:19 pm »
nothing that annoys me is a small thing.

the smell of rover cars

people calling their kids stupid names

people who talk too much about their cars, kids, dogs, houses.

the price of cat food

red brick walls

inconsiderate dicks in work asking for coffee at 11.20pm

Offline OOT'erConnie

  • ...but I'm alright Jack...
  • Legacy Fan
  • ******
  • Posts: 2,906
  • We all Live in a Red and White Kop
Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #35 on: March 8, 2009, 11:16:26 pm »
People who talk to you when your on the phone.

Whos that? Eh, Who is it? Jon, Jon, who is it?

FUCK OFF.

Offline amir87

  • gay-billeygoat-no-mates with a fetish for water sports. interrogative fingering, and nutella on his plums. possibly with his left phalange.
  • Legacy Fan
  • ******
  • Posts: 18,337
Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #36 on: March 8, 2009, 11:18:30 pm »
People that can't even say thank you when you open the door/make way for them

Offline Cochise

  • Not the man he used to be and is looking for a fresh start. Still cannot escape the fact that he's had an X-Factor Winner. Twice.
  • RAWK Remembers
  • Legacy Fan
  • ******
  • Posts: 14,740
  • DON'T BUY THE S*N
Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #37 on: March 8, 2009, 11:22:31 pm »
People that can't even say thank you when you open the door/make way for them


Or people who don't hold the door open for you even though your only a few steps behind them.
JFT96 - YNWA

Oliver Kay ‏@OliverKayTimes
Those who've campaigned for the truth on Hillsborough were once a suppressed minority. Now the minority are those left clinging to the lies.

Offline liversaint

  • Beach boy giver of yuletide joy to ha-run-run-reindeer
  • Legacy Fan
  • ******
  • Posts: 5,286
  • Settle down Beavis
Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #38 on: March 8, 2009, 11:22:37 pm »
Being asked "would you like to go large on that" in MuckDonalds
Verne Troyer
Eastenders
Postmen who cant be arsed knocking and just put a card through
You say Honey? I say Fuck off.

You dont win friends with Salad

There is another option. Mr Ferguson organises the fixtures in his office and sends it to us and everyone will know and cannot complain. That is simple.

Offline amir87

  • gay-billeygoat-no-mates with a fetish for water sports. interrogative fingering, and nutella on his plums. possibly with his left phalange.
  • Legacy Fan
  • ******
  • Posts: 18,337
Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #39 on: March 8, 2009, 11:23:11 pm »

Or people who don't hold the door open for you even though your only a few steps behind them.

Yes, or that