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Stick to the news only threads mate. If anything proper happens, we'll post it in there straight away.
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If the deal hasn't been agreed by the end of the night, it's safe to assume it's not happening isn't it? Hard to imagine we'll agree a fee, fly him over for a medical and talks all in the space of one day tomorrow?
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What the fuck would you know about decent sweets? They put that much mint, treacle or mentholyptus in Welsh sweets, you lose the use of your fucking taste buds by the time you're about 12   :P

Fuck off. At least us Welsh have teeth. You scousers take a decent stew and cook it into mush just so you can slurp it down yer gum filled holes! ;)
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Wall upon wall of dross in here - any actual news or do we have to make do with more evidence of GDP-deficiency?

You could try the news only thread stickied at the top of the forum?
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Xanderzone, oh no no no no no no
Xanderzone, oh no no no no no no

You fuckin spoon, Xanderzone.........





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Great.

Now i have to google 'biff' and 'meff'.

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No updates the no?
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Has anyone actually seen him regularly? If so, what are you thought?
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Please lock this again. So tired of reading all the dross on here. Its like watching an ADHD-suffering Chimpanzee on cocaine trying to play saxophone. Please spare us mods!

It's a crock, for sure, but you knew that before you chose to read it. Try the news thread. The WTF is a necessary evil. It keeps the kids out of the main forum!
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What the fuck would you know about decent sweets? They put that much mint, treacle or mentholyptus in Welsh sweets, you lose the use of your fucking taste buds by the time you're about 12   :P

How is a wagon wheel a sweet? Surely its a biscuit.

And as this is a football related topic the wagon wheel would be on the bench

Anyway here is my line up

Goalie. Kitkat
Defence: Picnic/Lion Bar/Yorkie/Boost
mid:  Snickers/Mars
Attack: Twix/Flake/dime bar/Crunchie

bench: wagon wheel (even though its a biscuit), bounty (none of that foreign shit) Turkish delight (same as before) Aero (too light) Wispa (not as good as flake) Twirl (poor mans flake) Caramac (cant buy them anymore)

missed out Minstrels/revels/maltersers etc but this is about individuals
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Loving the OOT's not getting the local colloquialisms!

As for panicking if it's not done tonight, clubs do deals very quickly once there's a meeting of the minds. I'm sure it'll be fine, if we're pursuing this to the extent that we've sent Ian Ayre to Kiev.

Although, there is the outside risk that he misunderstood his task, and has gone to the Tesco Metro on Old Hall Street to buy Chicken Kiev's, some Mohammed Salad......and Wagon Wheels.
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No updates the no?
[/quoteno just the usual(apart from Welshred talking flapdoodle saying that wagon wheels are rank and calling someone a meff,then Macca challenging Welshred to a fight  ;D

















*i made that last bit up,but who would win in a fight between Welshred v Macca888?

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How is a wagon wheel a sweet? Surely its a biscuit.
that question should be used for Jaffa Cakes


called a cake but in the biscuit section in shops.

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that question should be used for Jaffa Cakes


called a cake but in the biscuit section in shops.

Jaffa cakes is a cake?  :o Who calls it a cake?

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that question should be used for Jaffa Cakes


called a cake but in the biscuit section in shops.

I believe there's actually a legal precedent regarding the status of a Jaffa Cake, re: the cake/biscuit debate.

Anyway.....
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Has anyone actually seen him regularly? If so, what are you thought?


Well, he's not the finished article, by any means.

On the plus side, he's frighteningly fast with fast feet. Good dribbling skills and close control. He prefers to play on the left even though he's right footed. Decent free kick/corners and gets back and helps defensively. Good passer of the ball.

On the down side, he's inconsistent and he doesn't cut in enough for my liking. He is more of a winger than a left sided forward and his record is a goal every 5 games. Luzhny called him a headless chicken and while i wouldn't go that far, his end product isn't always as good as his talent deserves.

Hope this helps.

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Jaffa cakes is a cake?  :o Who calls it a cake?

Well they're certainly not biscuits are they?
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You claim a Wagon Wheel is a biscuit and you have the audacity to stick a Kit Kat in goal? You sir are a du

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38 pages in a day and a half ....
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How is a wagon wheel a sweet? Surely its a biscuit.

And as this is a football related topic the wagon wheel would be on the bench

Anyway here is my line up

Goalie. Kitkat
Defence: Picnic/Lion Bar/Yorkie/Boost
mid:  Snickers/Mars
Attack: Twix/Flake/dime bar/Crunchie

bench: wagon wheel (even though its a biscuit), bounty (none of that foreign shit) Turkish delight (same as before) Aero (too light) Wispa (not as good as flake) Twirl (poor mans flake) Caramac (cant buy them anymore)

missed out Minstrels/revels/maltersers etc but this is about individuals


Is that dime-bar ba in attack?

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Well they're certainly not biscuits are they?

They are biscuits.

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You know it is bad when the LFC tv forum is more enjoyable to read on the subject than RAWK.

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When stale a cake goes hard and a biscuit goes soft.

A stale Jaffa cake is hard therefore it's a cake, this also helps as you don't pay VAT on cakes.
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Fuck off. At least us Welsh have teeth. You scousers take a decent stew and cook it into mush just so you can slurp it down yer gum filled holes! ;)

Strange you should say that. The Welsh girls who hang round the waltzers and speedway in Rhyl fair seem to love a bit of Scouse.
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I don't want to rain over your parade, but the thread is clearly about Євген Олегович Коноплянка and not fucking biscuits and cakes.
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Loving the frantic narks in this thread getting in a huff because there's 'no news' in here.  ;D
It's a fucking internet forum, go elsewhere if you want solid news on transfers, or better yet, phone the club and ask them what's going on.

OR check the 'NEWS ONLY' thread that sits just above this one, it's easy to find.
Complaining because there's no new info in this thread ... genius.

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Cakes. According to law.

According to who's law?  :wanker

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Strange you should say that. The Welsh girls who hang round the waltzers and speedway in Rhyl fair seem to love a bit of Scouse.

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I don't want to rain over your parade folkes, but the thread is clearly about Євген Олегович Коноплянка and not fucking biscuits and cakes.

And, raining on parades, your not a mod. Nothing is happening. Yet. Lighten up a bit. Have a Wagon Wheel Wheelie.
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How is a wagon wheel a sweet? Surely its a biscuit.

And as this is a football related topic the wagon wheel would be on the bench

Anyway here is my line up

Goalie. Kitkat
Defence: Picnic/Lion Bar/Yorkie/Boost
mid:  Snickers/Mars
Attack: Twix/Flake/dime bar/Crunchie

bench: wagon wheel (even though its a biscuit), bounty (none of that foreign shit) Turkish delight (same as before) Aero (too light) Wispa (not as good as flake) Twirl (poor mans flake) Caramac (cant buy them anymore)

missed out Minstrels/revels/maltersers etc but this is about individuals


You claim a Wagon Wheel is a biscuit and you have the audacity to stick a Kit Kat in goal? You sir are a duplicitous bounder.
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Would laugh if his favourite "biscuit" was actually a wagon wheel

anyway, here's the obligatory youtube link
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ll4a5IZg608

He's quite quick ain't he?

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They are biscuits.

Cake according to the packaging.


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I don't want to rain over your parade, but the thread is clearly about Євген Олегович Коноплянка and not fucking biscuits and cakes.

Ooooooo hark at the wannabe mod here ;)
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On the subject of cakes/biscuits, do Liverpool FC have an official confectionery supplier yet?

There's a business opportunity there. Mighty Red handing our Wagon Wheels outside the ground. Laced with laxatives for the away fans.
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I don't want to rain over your parade, but the thread is clearly about Євген Олегович Коноплянка and not fucking biscuits and cakes.
for all we know  Євген Олегович Коноплянка could be translated to Jaffa Cake- Cake or Biscuit?

and asking if the Ukraine winger likes them.

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How is a wagon wheel a sweet? Surely its a biscuit.

And as this is a football related topic the wagon wheel would be on the bench

Anyway here is my line up

Goalie. Kitkat
Defence: Picnic/Lion Bar/Yorkie/Boost
mid:  Snickers/Mars
Attack: Twix/Flake/dime bar/Crunchie

bench: wagon wheel (even though its a biscuit), bounty (none of that foreign shit) Turkish delight (same as before) Aero (too light) Wispa (not as good as flake) Twirl (poor mans flake) Caramac (cant buy them anymore)

missed out Minstrels/revels/maltersers etc but this is about individuals

See, this is the kind of shit that gets these threads locked :(

Firstly, snickers and mars have shit all creativity. Frankly I'd look to get caramac in there for something a bit different, or a bueno. Secondly, wispa not as good as flake?! What utter bullshit. Flakes go fucking everywhere, a wispa is like a flake but without the mess. It's like starting with Januzaj and leaving Suarez on the bench. Picnics are too similar to lion bars.

And that's before the absolute scandal of the vast array of dairy milk bars you've ignored.
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