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Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #640 on: November 23, 2014, 10:16:02 pm »
People who can't pronounce a 'w' at the start of some words, replacing it with a 'v'... As in viss, vatt and vee other.. (This, that and the other)

People who don't know the difference between 'w' and 'th'.
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Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #641 on: November 24, 2014, 10:28:58 am »
Motorists who think they don't need to indicate

this grinds my gears too! usually happens at busy roundabouts.  :no

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Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #642 on: November 24, 2014, 10:31:31 am »
Motorists who think they don't need to indicate...

You definitely wouldn't want to drive around Cairo during rush hour then...
I don't do polite so fuck yoursalf with your stupid accusations...

Right you fuckwit I will show you why you are talking out of your fat arse...

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Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #643 on: November 24, 2014, 10:49:32 am »
The lazy bastards at work not bothering to fill up the toilet roll holders...

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Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #644 on: November 24, 2014, 02:17:49 pm »
Mouth ulcers. Argh.

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Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #645 on: November 24, 2014, 02:18:53 pm »
Lethal stuff. More sugar per 100g than ice cream.

Who eats 100g of ketchup though?! ;D

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Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #646 on: November 24, 2014, 03:08:15 pm »
Who eats 100g of ketchup though?! ;D

People with mouth ulcers.  :wave

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Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #647 on: November 24, 2014, 03:11:14 pm »
The lazy bastards at work not bothering to fill up the toilet roll holders...

The ones who leave you little gifts in the toilet, hoping YOU can flush it away before the next visitor thinks it yours!
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Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #648 on: November 24, 2014, 03:43:28 pm »
Poorly formatted spreadsheets

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Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #649 on: November 24, 2014, 03:43:58 pm »
Sticky door handles

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Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #650 on: November 24, 2014, 03:44:57 pm »
When taking the dog for a walk and he does a runny poo.

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Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #651 on: November 24, 2014, 03:47:07 pm »
People with mouth ulcers.  :wave

100g of Bonjela more like.

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Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #652 on: November 24, 2014, 04:16:58 pm »
Britain First, and their incredibly thick supporters.

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Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #653 on: November 24, 2014, 04:21:11 pm »
Britain First, and their incredibly thick supporters.

Lost count of how many people (mainly old "friends" from school) I've had to delete off Facebook because of this.

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Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #654 on: November 24, 2014, 04:22:19 pm »
Lost count of how many people (mainly old "friends" from school) I've had to delete off Facebook because of this.
Same here. Fucking idiots.
Exposing Britain First on facebook is brilliant, mind.

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Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #655 on: November 24, 2014, 04:23:40 pm »
Britain First, and their incredibly thick supporters.
Lost count of how many people (mainly old "friends" from school) I've had to delete off Facebook because of this.
They must be small though as I've never even heard of them till now....but that said I didn't recognise who Michael Buerk was at the first attempt ::) ;D

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Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #656 on: November 24, 2014, 04:30:21 pm »
That hollow feeling right after a shag (no matter how good it was), I can't blame anyone for that though.
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Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #657 on: November 24, 2014, 04:33:05 pm »
Lost count of how many people (mainly old "friends" from school) I've had to delete off Facebook because of this.

My brother shares their bile sometimes. He's a bit thick, so really has no clue who they are or what they're about. Hasn't shared anything since I told him I'll delete him if he does it again. But no doubt he'll do it anyway.
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Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #658 on: November 24, 2014, 04:40:10 pm »
They must be small though as I've never even heard of them till now....but that said I didn't recognise who Michael Buerk was at the first attempt ::) ;D

Is he their leader? :o


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Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #659 on: November 24, 2014, 05:04:22 pm »
People who don't know the difference between 'w' and 'th'.
Haha glad someone said it.

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Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #660 on: November 24, 2014, 05:26:22 pm »
Britain First, and their incredibly thick supporters.

"It's not a military uniform, it's a green activist jacket"

Is he their leader? :o

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Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #661 on: November 24, 2014, 05:29:33 pm »
"It's not a military uniform, it's a green activist jacket"

Don't even get me started. Talking about fighting for their country, hi-jacking things like the D-Day commemorations in order to, er, perpetuate their fascist bilge, and I believe they also have an "Armed Forces Officer"?

:facepalm

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Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #662 on: November 24, 2014, 05:55:54 pm »
You know they got reported because they were using the royal crown illegally?  Guess who blew them up?



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Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #663 on: November 24, 2014, 07:21:33 pm »
Newsreaders and other gobshite radio announcers who inappropriately place an emphasis on the word 'and'.

E.g 'writer AND broadcaster Joe Bloggs .....' The prime minister AND the leader of the opposition attended the service at the Cenotaph today'

Radio 5 are big culprits
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Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #664 on: November 24, 2014, 07:24:22 pm »
Poorly formatted spreadsheets

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Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #665 on: November 24, 2014, 09:03:46 pm »
Lost count of how many people (mainly old "friends" from school) I've had to delete off Facebook because of this.

Far far too many people share stuff on facebook without actually bothering to look into whats behind it. Britain First are clever in the way they use hard hitting images such as animal abuse to spread their name about, but it doesn't take much to find the truth. They shared some shit about a disused church in wales being turned into a Mosque, 5 mins on google and I'd found the church was actually an active c of e church in Carlisle.

On the subject of facebook, people who share chain letters - in the old days they got ripped up and lobbed in the bin, now its share this shite and you'll get good luck/money.
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Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #666 on: November 24, 2014, 09:04:28 pm »
My Australian pal who whatsapp me religiously between the hours of 2am and 5am and waking me up assuming something significant might be happening, rather than a difference of timezones. Cheers fella!

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Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #667 on: November 24, 2014, 11:22:27 pm »
People who roll their "r's"

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Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #668 on: November 24, 2014, 11:38:09 pm »
People who roll their "r's"
Damn those Spanish speakers
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Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #669 on: November 24, 2014, 11:40:29 pm »
The internet hoaxes from the early 2000s that have somehow made their way onto Facebook

Can tell within 2 seconds usually

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Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #670 on: November 25, 2014, 12:09:17 am »

Britain First, and their incredibly thick supporters.
agreed, I follow britains furst a parody of them. I always share there things and then wonder if people think I'm sharing racist shit.

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Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #671 on: November 25, 2014, 12:13:07 am »
Herbalife, juice plus. Died down a bit now but it stills pops up. I just want to boot the blurts who use it and spread the shit cringy photos all over facebook.

If one herbagimp post something to, millions of other herbagimps comment on the status usually with some shit cheesy comment. c*nts.

Ukip supporters and Britain first supporters would be the first on my list of social culling followed closely by herbagimps and gym gimps.

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Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #672 on: November 25, 2014, 02:41:24 pm »
Unnecessary nicknames bestowed on our players willy nilly :no

(including adding 'O's to the end of every fuckers name)

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Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #673 on: November 25, 2014, 04:05:19 pm »
Damn those Spanish speakers

David Pleat though - not Spanish  ;)
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Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #674 on: November 25, 2014, 04:20:23 pm »
Making toast when you get up, and only noticing once it is done that there is mould on the bread :(
We already have shit in the country, and the game of Liverpool fills life with joy. Thanks

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Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #675 on: November 25, 2014, 04:24:59 pm »
Making toast when you get up, and only noticing once it is done that there is mould on the bread :(
or a hair!
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Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #676 on: November 25, 2014, 04:25:40 pm »
or a hair!

Or you're out of butter ...

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Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #677 on: November 25, 2014, 04:33:17 pm »
Or putting bread in the toaster and forgetting about it until hours later
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Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #678 on: November 25, 2014, 04:33:57 pm »
Or you're out of butter ...

Or not having a toaster ...
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Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #679 on: November 25, 2014, 04:34:09 pm »
Or putting bread in the toaster and forgetting about it until hours later
Nobody does that
We already have shit in the country, and the game of Liverpool fills life with joy. Thanks