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Re: Robertson
« Reply #2280 on: December 12, 2018, 07:46:50 am »
Hahah what a lad. He can run for fucking days.

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Re: Robertson
« Reply #2281 on: December 12, 2018, 08:02:34 am »
Find out his genetic make and employ some lab to start cloning him. His a freak of nature..like a Duracell bunny when he starts..  steal of the century

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Re: Robertson
« Reply #2282 on: December 12, 2018, 08:04:38 am »
I fucking love him. I love how snide he is on the opposition aswell the way he blocks them off a run they are trying to make or leaves a foot in.

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Re: Robertson
« Reply #2283 on: December 12, 2018, 08:07:11 am »
Any good reason why on performances/form this season, this lad isn't the best left back in the league, if not one of the top LB's in Europe? In my eye, he's been absolutely outstanding and continually puts in good performances defending and attacking. Also extremely consistent, extremely fit.

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Re: Robertson
« Reply #2284 on: December 12, 2018, 08:07:56 am »
Our Scottish steam engine!

Opposition fans waiting for their favourite player to come steaming up the pitch.



Only to get Robbo racing down the pitch the opposite way.
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Re: Robertson
« Reply #2285 on: December 12, 2018, 08:13:40 am »
Opposition fans waiting for their favourite player to come steaming up the pitch.



Only to get Robbo racing down the pitch the opposite way.

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Re: Robertson
« Reply #2286 on: December 12, 2018, 10:47:24 am »
Someone need to have a gif of him running up the sidelines with an axe.

Bound to be a Braveheart gif that could be used somewhere!!!

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Re: Robertson
« Reply #2287 on: December 12, 2018, 10:49:56 am »
Hahah what a lad. He can run for fucking days.

Wonder if Dirk Kuyt ever had an affair in Scotland. Pair of them run could for for 120 minutes never mind the 90.

But what an absolute bargain we got with this lad.
« Last Edit: December 12, 2018, 11:05:27 am by Jack The Lad »

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Re: Robertson
« Reply #2288 on: December 12, 2018, 10:55:06 am »
Easily worth about £50-£65m in today's market. The best bargain since Sami.

Top 3 full back in world football on this form.

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Re: Robertson
« Reply #2289 on: December 12, 2018, 11:58:23 am »
Any good reason why on performances/form this season, this lad isn't the best left back in the league, if not one of the top LB's in Europe? In my eye, he's been absolutely outstanding and continually puts in good performances defending and attacking. Also extremely consistent, extremely fit.


Easily the best in the league.

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Re: Robertson
« Reply #2290 on: December 12, 2018, 12:27:06 pm »
His ball for Salah's first chance was so exquisite. Bassist of the season if Salah put that away. Imperious in defence once more and even with that Insigne chance he did enough to put him off. He is great.

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Re: Robertson
« Reply #2291 on: December 12, 2018, 01:10:17 pm »
I'm 46 and he's my fave player
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Re: Robertson
« Reply #2292 on: December 12, 2018, 08:33:10 pm »
Best LB in the League

Deserves a better thread title

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Re: Robertsonho
« Reply #2293 on: December 12, 2018, 08:51:14 pm »
Best LB in the League

Deserves a better thread title

The Scottish Cafu?

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Re: Robertsonho
« Reply #2294 on: December 12, 2018, 09:04:54 pm »
Best LB in the League

Deserves a better thread title

Robertson Carlos?
We have to change from doubter to believer. Now.

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Re: Robertsonho
« Reply #2295 on: December 12, 2018, 09:50:59 pm »
ANDY ROBBO
THE FLYING SCOTSMAN

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Re: Robertsonho
« Reply #2296 on: December 12, 2018, 10:24:52 pm »
Don't like the ho at the end. He's Captain of Scotland. Making him Brazilian does not make him better. Him being Scottish did that. ;)
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Re: Robertsonho
« Reply #2297 on: December 12, 2018, 10:27:24 pm »
"Imagine him chasing you through the woods."

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Re: Robertsonho
« Reply #2298 on: December 12, 2018, 10:30:37 pm »
Don't like the ho at the end. He's Captain of Scotland. Making him Brazilian does not make him better. Him being Scottish did that. ;)

Agree with that. Allison, Ederson, Gerson, Edson (Arantes do Nascimento)...

Robertson is a proper Brazilian name already.
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Re: Robertsonho
« Reply #2299 on: December 12, 2018, 10:51:04 pm »
Our Scottish steam engine!


the flying Scotsman

what a great sight he is ...running down the wing
« Last Edit: December 12, 2018, 10:57:10 pm by Paul_h »

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Re: Robertsonho
« Reply #2300 on: December 12, 2018, 10:52:36 pm »
Don't like the ho at the end. He's Captain of Scotland. Making him Brazilian does not make him better. Him being Scottish did that. ;)

McRobertson ?

« Last Edit: December 12, 2018, 11:07:53 pm by A_lonely_Xmas_Without_Ewe! »

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Re: Robertsonho
« Reply #2301 on: December 12, 2018, 11:08:03 pm »
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Re: Robertsonho
« Reply #2302 on: December 13, 2018, 01:06:41 am »
The Loch Downness Monster"  Or "Downie" for short.   

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« Last Edit: December 13, 2018, 01:08:38 am by Bobinhood »
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Re: Robertsonho
« Reply #2303 on: December 13, 2018, 01:26:13 am »
How does Bobson sound?  :-X

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Re: Robertson
« Reply #2304 on: December 13, 2018, 04:08:47 am »
Wonder if Dirk Kuyt ever had an affair in Scotland. Pair of them run could for for 120 minutes never mind the 90.

But what an absolute bargain we got with this lad.

Hahahaha haven't we traded him for Kevin Stuart :-)
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Re: Robertsonho
« Reply #2305 on: December 13, 2018, 04:23:47 am »
Find myself laughing my head off watching him.Its like William Wallace has shagged Scrappy Doo and ended up giving birth to an amalgamation of Mike Tyson in a kilt & Jimmy Krankie


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Re: Robertsonho
« Reply #2306 on: December 13, 2018, 04:48:50 am »
Pretty amazing to think 4 1/2 years ago he was working in a supermarket.
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Re: Robertsonho
« Reply #2307 on: December 13, 2018, 05:28:12 am »
Pretty amazing to think 4 1/2 years ago he was working in a supermarket.

Ashley Young plays like he's still working in one.
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Re: Robertsonho
« Reply #2308 on: December 13, 2018, 07:05:31 am »
The best LB in the league...

How many goals has he assisted for us with those deadly cutbacks and crosses from the left flank since he joined us? Some of the crosses or cutbacks that he lays on are almost impossible to defend against.

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Re: Robertsonho
« Reply #2309 on: December 13, 2018, 08:33:26 am »
 
I'm 46 and he's my fave player
It is not your love for the man at the age of 46 that is objectionable but your use of the word "fave".  ;)

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Re: Robertsonho
« Reply #2310 on: December 13, 2018, 08:47:12 am »
He’s improved further this season. A very complete player to begin with, and I believe his composure and quality on the ball is even better now than last year. He’s a great passer out from defence and very important in our build up.

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Re: Robertsonho
« Reply #2311 on: December 13, 2018, 08:48:24 am »
Find myself laughing my head off watching him.Its like William Wallace has shagged Scrappy Doo and ended up giving birth to an amalgamation of Mike Tyson in a kilt & Jimmy Krankie

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Re: Robertson
« Reply #2312 on: December 13, 2018, 09:58:14 am »
Hahahaha haven't we traded him for Kevin Stuart :-)
ha, he is so good, fear Hull might sue us down the road, somebody look up the statute of limitation for such mismatched trade deals

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Re: Robertsonho
« Reply #2313 on: December 13, 2018, 10:30:47 am »
Pretty amazing to think 4 1/2 years ago he was working in a supermarket.
The way he used to run up and down those isles.

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Re: Robertsonho
« Reply #2314 on: December 13, 2018, 11:04:27 am »
Find myself laughing my head off watching him.Its like William Wallace has shagged Scrappy Doo and ended up giving birth to an amalgamation of Mike Tyson in a kilt & Jimmy Krankie



Please please please make this into one of your posters  ;D

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Re: Robertsonho
« Reply #2315 on: December 13, 2018, 11:08:18 am »
The way he used to run up and down those isles.

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Re: Robertsonho
« Reply #2316 on: December 13, 2018, 12:04:40 pm »
Robertson the Bruce?
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Re: Robertsonho
« Reply #2317 on: December 13, 2018, 12:10:17 pm »
Robertson the Bruce?

Got to love the lad, don’t ya?
Was watching an Instagram tribute to Rushy earlier and thinking Robbo would have fitted into one of those teams seamlessly.
Plus, it’s nice to still have a Celt in the team.
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Re: Robertsonho
« Reply #2318 on: December 13, 2018, 12:13:55 pm »
Could he be an emergency CB in case we suffer another injury at CB? Hasn't he played CB for Scotland at least in a back three? Anybody seen his performances at CB here?

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Re: Robertsonho
« Reply #2319 on: December 13, 2018, 12:45:02 pm »
The way he used to run up and down those isles.

Don't be Scilly.