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Re: Premier League Fixtures 11th - 15th May
« Reply #440 on: May 12, 2024, 05:20:01 pm »
Better DM, more athleticism in midfield, a more compact system

Maybe with Ali in goal we win the two OT games but you shouldn't have to rely on that. Arsenal's keeper is average
They’ve got one of the best young players in the entire world intheir midfield . Are you trying to say Mainoo might not the that good after all and we’ve all been lied to?!
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Re: Premier League Fixtures 11th - 15th May
« Reply #441 on: May 12, 2024, 05:20:17 pm »
United as threatening as a very small pouch of feathers so far

Nothing there really but Arsenal despite playing shit in that half are compact enough not to gift them chances and have took the one they had, waiting for the inevitable Casemiro fuck up.
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Re: Premier League Fixtures 11th - 15th May
« Reply #442 on: May 12, 2024, 05:20:42 pm »
Amad their best player ?
He'll win the league in the next 3 years. Quote me on that.
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Re: Premier League Fixtures 11th - 15th May
« Reply #443 on: May 12, 2024, 05:20:57 pm »
'Manchester United penalty shout against Arsenal on 36 mins' / Amada dive - https://dubz.link/v/az9q56
Never a pen. He stands on the Arsenal man's foot, leaves a trailing leg to try to get contact, then throws himself to the ground.
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Re: Premier League Fixtures 11th - 15th May
« Reply #444 on: May 12, 2024, 05:21:12 pm »
Poor first half.
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Re: Premier League Fixtures 11th - 15th May
« Reply #445 on: May 12, 2024, 05:23:58 pm »
How do we fix it? New defenders? New system?

Win our duels more often

From the 31st min to the end of games we are the top side in the league by 6 points. We start slowly losing numerous duels and go behind so often it effectively means we may as well start games 1-0 down

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 11th - 15th May
« Reply #446 on: May 12, 2024, 05:24:47 pm »
Mctonomey , my word, he is so limited on the ball for this level. Hojlund can't hold the ball. Mainoo stands out as an actual footballer.
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Re: Premier League Fixtures 11th - 15th May
« Reply #447 on: May 12, 2024, 05:25:20 pm »
Never a pen. He stands on the Arsenal man's foot, leaves a trailing leg to try to get contact, then throws himself to the ground.

Agree, though if it was against Liverpool I feel there'd be a good chance the  ref would give it , VAR would just say "there was contact" and it would stand

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 11th - 15th May
« Reply #448 on: May 12, 2024, 05:26:26 pm »
Rooney as a pundit, crying out loud he's terrible.
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Re: Premier League Fixtures 11th - 15th May
« Reply #449 on: May 12, 2024, 05:27:07 pm »
Rooney as a pundit, crying out loud he's terrible.

Looks like a wetherspoons regular waiting for early morning serving time

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 11th - 15th May
« Reply #450 on: May 12, 2024, 05:28:11 pm »
Rooney as a pundit, crying out loud he's terrible.

Got a good head of hair though.
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Re: Premier League Fixtures 11th - 15th May
« Reply #451 on: May 12, 2024, 05:28:15 pm »
Rooney as a pundit, crying out loud he's terrible.

So what you're saying is, if it isn't playing football or getting caught cheating on his wife he's pretty shit at it

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 11th - 15th May
« Reply #452 on: May 12, 2024, 05:28:36 pm »
its a hot day. looks like Arsenal are conserving energy. Arsenal not afraid to pack the defence.
Unlike us,  :-X

« Last Edit: May 12, 2024, 05:30:26 pm by Paul_h »

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 11th - 15th May
« Reply #453 on: May 12, 2024, 05:28:38 pm »
Looks like a wetherspoons regular waiting for early morning serving time

A perfect description of him. 😂
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Re: Premier League Fixtures 11th - 15th May
« Reply #454 on: May 12, 2024, 05:28:42 pm »
Hojlund is proper shit, great to see.
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Re: Premier League Fixtures 11th - 15th May
« Reply #455 on: May 12, 2024, 05:31:08 pm »
Rooney as a pundit, crying out loud he's terrible.

Is that who that was? I thought it was the thing Bill Paxton turns into in Weird Science.

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 11th - 15th May
« Reply #456 on: May 12, 2024, 05:31:17 pm »
They're structurally solid..that was the problem with us going to Old Trafford. They knew two passes and they were clean through on goal. We give teams too much encouragement.

Even with Everton it eas as simple as win a set piece and beat them in the air. Arsenal are aerially dominant.

Our centrebacks have greater aerial win percentages than Arsenal’s.

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 11th - 15th May
« Reply #457 on: May 12, 2024, 05:33:08 pm »
Is that who that was? I thought it was the thing Bill Paxton turns into in Weird Science.

That's Martin Samuels

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 11th - 15th May
« Reply #458 on: May 12, 2024, 05:34:42 pm »
Understandably everyone has different opinions for different reasons, but I'm slowly coming round to the theory that it would be preferable (as we have few fucking options) for City to win the league.

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 11th - 15th May
« Reply #459 on: May 12, 2024, 05:35:15 pm »
Our centrebacks have greater aerial win percentages than Arsenal’s.

Which isnt really relevant if the entire team just lets the opposition have a free header.

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 11th - 15th May
« Reply #460 on: May 12, 2024, 05:39:39 pm »
Is that who that was? I thought it was the thing Bill Paxton turns into in Weird Science.

That's Martin Samuels

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 11th - 15th May
« Reply #461 on: May 12, 2024, 05:41:00 pm »
Are the Mancs playing this team because all their other players got snapped up when Sir jimeh put em up for sale?
This Klopp fella, hes not bad is he?

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 11th - 15th May
« Reply #462 on: May 12, 2024, 05:41:11 pm »
Understandably everyone has different opinions for different reasons, but I'm slowly coming round to the theory that it would be preferable (as we have few fucking options) for City to win the league.

Think it will be pretty demoralising for Arsenal to take it to the wire twice and fail. But then again winning the league with 89 points would not really compare with our runs.

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 11th - 15th May
« Reply #463 on: May 12, 2024, 05:41:55 pm »
Are the Mancs playing this team because all their other players got snapped up when Sir jimeh put em up for sale?

SirJim has, like a genius, realised they don't have to pay win bonuses if they don't win.
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Re: Premier League Fixtures 11th - 15th May
« Reply #464 on: May 12, 2024, 05:43:16 pm »
Mainoo totally asleep. No idea about the ref's decision, missing passes.

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 11th - 15th May
« Reply #465 on: May 12, 2024, 05:43:36 pm »
Has the pace of a pre season game this

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 11th - 15th May
« Reply #466 on: May 12, 2024, 05:44:09 pm »
Odegaard sending Amrabat for the echo then 😂

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 11th - 15th May
« Reply #467 on: May 12, 2024, 05:44:50 pm »
The moment Arsenal remember they can actually pass quickly they get through United's defence so easily.
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Re: Premier League Fixtures 11th - 15th May
« Reply #468 on: May 12, 2024, 05:45:05 pm »
Arsenal are so sleepy here
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Re: Premier League Fixtures 11th - 15th May
« Reply #469 on: May 12, 2024, 05:45:30 pm »
Odegaard sending Amrabat for the echo then 😂

Was funny that. Think this finished 4-0 or 1-1. Depends how charitable Arsenal are feeling.

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 11th - 15th May
« Reply #470 on: May 12, 2024, 05:46:24 pm »
Arsenal will drop points here.

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 11th - 15th May
« Reply #471 on: May 12, 2024, 05:47:07 pm »
Garnacho running very fast again but thats all
This Klopp fella, hes not bad is he?

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 11th - 15th May
« Reply #472 on: May 12, 2024, 05:49:15 pm »
Awful from Garnacho

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 11th - 15th May
« Reply #473 on: May 12, 2024, 05:49:50 pm »
They’re so bad
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Re: Premier League Fixtures 11th - 15th May
« Reply #474 on: May 12, 2024, 05:49:54 pm »
State of that shot

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 11th - 15th May
« Reply #475 on: May 12, 2024, 05:49:58 pm »
Garnacho been tripe.

And he's probably their best player on the pitch.
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Re: Premier League Fixtures 11th - 15th May
« Reply #476 on: May 12, 2024, 05:50:17 pm »
Arsenal need another goal as i can see United spawning a goal & finishing 1-1
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Re: Premier League Fixtures 11th - 15th May
« Reply #477 on: May 12, 2024, 05:50:21 pm »
Arsenal bumholes getting twitchy.

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 11th - 15th May
« Reply #478 on: May 12, 2024, 05:51:13 pm »
Understandably everyone has different opinions for different reasons, but I'm slowly coming round to the theory that it would be preferable (as we have few fucking options) for City to win the league.

I’ve held that opinion for months. The whole world know Abu Dhabi are cheats, the trophy is worthless. Meanwhile, Arsenal are the worst team in the whole division for cheating on the pitch and yet would still be praised for it. Abu Dhabi please.

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 11th - 15th May
« Reply #479 on: May 12, 2024, 05:51:19 pm »
Garnacho is garbage