Author Topic: Premier League Fixtures 11th - 15th May (Read 28171 times)

Peabee · « **Reply #400 on:** May 12, 2024, 05:05:13 pm »

Quote from: Hymer Red on May 12, 2024, 05:04:10 pm

Sir Jim in the stand with Eriks P45 in his hand

He's wondering how much they could save with smaller corner flags.

Fromola · « **Reply #401 on:** May 12, 2024, 05:05:54 pm »

Quote from: UntouchableLuis on May 12, 2024, 05:02:41 pm

Never thought Arsenal would have such a good defence. They were laughable a few years ago at the back. So hard to get anything past them now.

They're structurally solid..that was the problem with us going to Old Trafford. They knew two passes and they were clean through on goal. We give teams too much encouragement.

Even with Everton it eas as simple as win a set piece and beat them in the air. Arsenal are aerially dominant.

smicer07 · « **Reply #402 on:** May 12, 2024, 05:05:57 pm »

This is pretty tedious

Kekule · « **Reply #403 on:** May 12, 2024, 05:06:32 pm »

Absolutely nothing up front for United. Not much in midfield either for that matter.

Or defence now I come to think of it.

UntouchableLuis · « **Reply #404 on:** May 12, 2024, 05:07:31 pm »

That looked a pen to me.

smicer07 · « **Reply #405 on:** May 12, 2024, 05:07:42 pm »

Neville trying to convince himself that wasn't a dive

TepidT2O · « **Reply #406 on:** May 12, 2024, 05:08:01 pm »

Amad threw himself over and dived in a different direction to the direction the ball was going.

Of course it’s not a penalty

smicer07 · « **Reply #407 on:** May 12, 2024, 05:08:06 pm »

Quote from: UntouchableLuis on May 12, 2024, 05:07:31 pm

That looked a pen to me.

Nah.

UntouchableLuis · « **Reply #408 on:** May 12, 2024, 05:08:06 pm »

Quote from: Fromola on May 12, 2024, 05:05:54 pm

They're structurally solid..that was the problem with us going to Old Trafford. They knew two passes and they were clean through on goal. We give teams too much encouragement.

Even with Everton it eas as simple as win a set piece and beat them in the air. Arsenal are aerially dominant.

How do we fix it? New defenders? New system?

drmick · « **Reply #409 on:** May 12, 2024, 05:08:11 pm »

Quote from: UntouchableLuis on May 12, 2024, 05:07:31 pm

That looked a pen to me.

A penalty for me too.

FiSh77 · « **Reply #410 on:** May 12, 2024, 05:08:19 pm »

Quote from: Kekule on May 12, 2024, 05:06:32 pm

Absolutely nothing up front for United. Not much in midfield either for that matter.

Or defence now I come to think of it.

What about in goal?

Peabee · « **Reply #411 on:** May 12, 2024, 05:08:33 pm »

Stood on Partey's foot then dived.

smicer07 · « **Reply #412 on:** May 12, 2024, 05:08:44 pm »

Quote from: Peabee on May 12, 2024, 05:08:33 pm

Stood on Partey's foot then dived.

Yup.

DaveLFC · « **Reply #413 on:** May 12, 2024, 05:09:07 pm »

Any other team and that’s always a penalty for united

Baby Huey · « **Reply #414 on:** May 12, 2024, 05:09:07 pm »

Rat boy and medal thief. Got to find a non English feed.

Tonyh8su · « **Reply #415 on:** May 12, 2024, 05:09:15 pm »

Gary “oooooh” Neville.

Useless and shouldn’t be anywhere near commentating on a team he still wears tops from the club shop of when he’s working, the loser.

RyanBabel19 · « **Reply #416 on:** May 12, 2024, 05:09:36 pm »

Onana put his hand up for offside

UntouchableLuis · « **Reply #417 on:** May 12, 2024, 05:09:42 pm »

Quote from: DaveLFC on May 12, 2024, 05:09:07 pm

Any other team and that’s always a penalty for united

Yeah if that's Konate doing that, VAR checking very closely. Ref sent to monitor.

smicer07 · « **Reply #418 on:** May 12, 2024, 05:09:51 pm »

Arsenal have been pretty poor.

Peabee · « **Reply #419 on:** May 12, 2024, 05:10:07 pm »

Quote from: RyanBabel19 on May 12, 2024, 05:09:36 pm

Onana put his hand up for offside

Yeah that was mad.

jillcwhomever · « **Reply #420 on:** May 12, 2024, 05:10:08 pm »

Quote from: TepidT2O on May 12, 2024, 05:08:01 pm

Amad threw himself over and dived in a different direction to the direction the ball was going.

Of course it’s not a penalty

A lack of reluctance from Neville to call out the dive.

Phineus · « **Reply #421 on:** May 12, 2024, 05:10:22 pm »

Utd spent how much on Amad?!

TepidT2O · « **Reply #422 on:** May 12, 2024, 05:10:50 pm »

Quote from: jillcwhomever on May 12, 2024, 05:10:08 pm

A lack of reluctance from Neville to call out the dive.

He made another one of his grunting sex noises. Mi wish he’d stop them.

Fromola · « **Reply #423 on:** May 12, 2024, 05:10:53 pm »

Quote from: UntouchableLuis on May 12, 2024, 05:08:06 pm

How do we fix it? New defenders? New system?

Better DM, more athleticism in midfield, a more compact system

Maybe with Ali in goal we win the two OT games but you shouldn't have to rely on that. Arsenal's keeper is average

Peabee · « **Reply #424 on:** May 12, 2024, 05:12:22 pm »

No way Taylor pulls that freekick back if it went to Onana.

oojason · « **Reply #425 on:** May 12, 2024, 05:12:37 pm »

'Manchester United penalty shout against Arsenal on 36 mins' / Amada dive - https://dubz.link/v/az9q56

jillcwhomever · « **Reply #426 on:** May 12, 2024, 05:13:12 pm »

Quote from: TepidT2O on May 12, 2024, 05:10:50 pm

He made another one of his grunting sex noises. Mi wish he’d stop them.

Yuck. 😳

duvva 💅 · « **Reply #427 on:** May 12, 2024, 05:14:33 pm »

Quote from: Peabee on May 12, 2024, 05:12:22 pm

No way Taylor pulls that freekick back if it went to Onana.

It’s Tierney today. Taylor played for City yesterday

Peabee · « **Reply #428 on:** May 12, 2024, 05:14:35 pm »

Aresnal being a bit cagey here.

Peabee · « **Reply #429 on:** May 12, 2024, 05:14:54 pm »

Quote from: duvva 💅 on May 12, 2024, 05:14:33 pm

It’s Tierney today. Taylor played for City yesterday

I can't tell any of them apart.

TSC · « **Reply #430 on:** May 12, 2024, 05:15:00 pm »

Arsenal have been average at best this half

Tonyh8su · « **Reply #431 on:** May 12, 2024, 05:15:21 pm »

Quote from: Phineus on May 12, 2024, 05:10:22 pm

Utd spent how much on Amad?!

Quote from: Phineus on May 12, 2024, 05:10:22 pm

Utd spent how much on Amad?!

Academy boy done good isn’t he? At least that’s how the narrative went when he scored against us

Hazell · « **Reply #432 on:** May 12, 2024, 05:15:45 pm »

For someone lauded as being good with his feet, Onana is pretty dreadful at it.

Tonyh8su · « **Reply #433 on:** May 12, 2024, 05:16:11 pm »

Somehow United have even more players missing today hahahaha Arsenal the absolute luckiest team in premier league history

RedSince86 · « **Reply #434 on:** May 12, 2024, 05:16:22 pm »

Quote from: Phineus on May 12, 2024, 05:10:22 pm

Utd spent how much on Amad?!

£30 odd million with a handful of Games under his belt.

Atalanta did brilliantly getting just over £90 million for Amad and Hojland.

Bob Harris · « **Reply #435 on:** May 12, 2024, 05:16:25 pm »

Quote from: TepidT2O on May 12, 2024, 05:10:50 pm

He made another one of his grunting sex noises. Mi wish he’d stop them.

Probably been following Giggyseh round like a voyeur

Kekule · « **Reply #436 on:** May 12, 2024, 05:16:26 pm »

Ten Hag dressed like a supply teacher.

Tobelius · « **Reply #437 on:** May 12, 2024, 05:17:51 pm »

United as threatening as a very small pouch of feathers so far

jillcwhomever · « **Reply #438 on:** May 12, 2024, 05:17:58 pm »

Such a flat atmosphere.

Tonyh8su · « **Reply #439 on:** May 12, 2024, 05:19:19 pm »

Garnacho and Holland should try hammering the ball against the legs of the closest defender. I wonder if that’ll work.