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Re: Premier League Fixtures 11th - 15th May
« Reply #480 on: May 12, 2024, 05:51:27 pm »
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Re: Premier League Fixtures 11th - 15th May
« Reply #481 on: May 12, 2024, 05:52:24 pm »
Arsenal are so sleepy here

Yes, they are falling for it like we did.
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Re: Premier League Fixtures 11th - 15th May
« Reply #482 on: May 12, 2024, 05:52:37 pm »
Awful from Garnacho

Such a weird looking lad him. Just a skull with big fuck off teeth and the thinnest layer of skin covering
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Re: Premier League Fixtures 11th - 15th May
« Reply #483 on: May 12, 2024, 05:52:59 pm »
According to Clinton Morrison on the BBC Garnacho is one of the best in the world  in one on one situations.
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Re: Premier League Fixtures 11th - 15th May
« Reply #484 on: May 12, 2024, 05:53:10 pm »
Such a weird looking lad him. Just a skull with big fuck off teeth and the thinnest layer of skin covering

He looks like a sad lesbian.

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 11th - 15th May
« Reply #485 on: May 12, 2024, 05:53:36 pm »
According to Clinton Morrison on the BBC Garnacho is one of the best in the world  in one on one situations.

One man vs one blind child?

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 11th - 15th May
« Reply #486 on: May 12, 2024, 05:53:39 pm »
Wan Bissaka :lmao
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Re: Premier League Fixtures 11th - 15th May
« Reply #487 on: May 12, 2024, 05:53:44 pm »
Yes, they are falling for it like we did.

Thing is we still dominated the game, Arsenal are so passive

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 11th - 15th May
« Reply #488 on: May 12, 2024, 05:53:55 pm »
Arsenal need another goal as i can see United spawning a goal & finishing 1-1
They used their spawn up against us.
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Re: Premier League Fixtures 11th - 15th May
« Reply #489 on: May 12, 2024, 05:54:26 pm »
Drury being fucking cringe beyond belief shocker.
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Re: Premier League Fixtures 11th - 15th May
« Reply #490 on: May 12, 2024, 05:54:39 pm »
According to Clinton Morrison on the BBC Garnacho is one of the best in the world  in one on one situations.

Mostly because defenders aren't arsed about giving him a yard of space. He won't do anything with it.
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Re: Premier League Fixtures 11th - 15th May
« Reply #491 on: May 12, 2024, 05:54:55 pm »
Thing that surprises me most about Arsenal being defensively strong is the fact the individuals all look a bit fanny-ish to me, not particularly manly or born to lead. Saliba looks very good though and having one of the best ball winners in Rice helps. Think they need to improve the goalie and full backs though, you don't win the big honours with the likes of David Raya and Ben White.
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Re: Premier League Fixtures 11th - 15th May
« Reply #492 on: May 12, 2024, 05:54:58 pm »
Understandably everyone has different opinions for different reasons, but I'm slowly coming round to the theory that it would be preferable (as we have few fucking options) for City to win the league.

What changed your opinion John?

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 11th - 15th May
« Reply #493 on: May 12, 2024, 05:55:07 pm »
Oh almost forgot GD = -4 now  :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao
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Re: Premier League Fixtures 11th - 15th May
« Reply #494 on: May 12, 2024, 05:55:56 pm »
Havertz has turned into a good false 9, the Firmino role with Saka and whoever else on the other side being able to just run well
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Re: Premier League Fixtures 11th - 15th May
« Reply #495 on: May 12, 2024, 05:56:04 pm »
According to Clinton Morrison on the BBC Garnacho is one of the best in the world  in one on one situations.

Best in the world at screwing up one vs one situations? He must have broken records today.
We have to change from doubter to believer. Now.

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 11th - 15th May
« Reply #496 on: May 12, 2024, 05:56:07 pm »
Has someone left a Gareth Gates CD on in their car outside?
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Re: Premier League Fixtures 11th - 15th May
« Reply #497 on: May 12, 2024, 05:56:37 pm »
Arsenal are so sleepy here

They are but United haven't created anything of note. They can grind out these wins. They're not the team you want to take the chance with though.
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Re: Premier League Fixtures 11th - 15th May
« Reply #498 on: May 12, 2024, 05:56:38 pm »
Thing is we still dominated the game, Arsenal are so passive

We showed them too much respect though. Arsenal like us struggle at the Old Trafford and I do think that plays on the managers mind.
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Re: Premier League Fixtures 11th - 15th May
« Reply #499 on: May 12, 2024, 05:57:29 pm »
It's OK guys Antony is on

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 11th - 15th May
« Reply #500 on: May 12, 2024, 05:57:57 pm »
Has someone left a Gareth Gates CD on in their car outside?

Must be Jordan. Or Dwight Yorke.
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Re: Premier League Fixtures 11th - 15th May
« Reply #501 on: May 12, 2024, 05:57:58 pm »
We showed them too much respect though. Arsenal like us struggle at the Old Trafford and I do think that plays on the managers mind.

Did we? In the Cup maybe, but in the league we battered them. We just refused to put the ball in the net. That wasn't giving them too much respect, it was just piss poor finishing/decision making. 
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Re: Premier League Fixtures 11th - 15th May
« Reply #502 on: May 12, 2024, 05:58:02 pm »
That Spirit in the Sky song is utter wank but fair play to them for outsinging Arsenal when they know how shite they are.
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Re: Premier League Fixtures 11th - 15th May
« Reply #503 on: May 12, 2024, 05:58:05 pm »
Has someone left a Gareth Gates CD on in their car outside?

I had mine for years til it started stuttering.

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 11th - 15th May
« Reply #504 on: May 12, 2024, 05:58:40 pm »
Arse are in trouble now Antony is on
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Re: Premier League Fixtures 11th - 15th May
« Reply #505 on: May 12, 2024, 05:59:04 pm »
£134m Casemiro cost them.  £134m.  It’s incredible

That’s £60m fee and £18.5m in wages over 4 years.  Astonishingly bad deal.  One of the worst ever
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Re: Premier League Fixtures 11th - 15th May
« Reply #506 on: May 12, 2024, 06:00:19 pm »
Antony 😂

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 11th - 15th May
« Reply #507 on: May 12, 2024, 06:00:55 pm »
Did we? In the Cup maybe, but in the league we battered them. We just refused to put the ball in the net. That wasn't giving them too much respect, it was just piss poor finishing/decision making.

Arsenal can win a game 1-0 we can't (unless it's last minute winner). Just don't give stupid chances away
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Re: Premier League Fixtures 11th - 15th May
« Reply #508 on: May 12, 2024, 06:01:59 pm »
Antony 😂

Cant believe he actually scored against us hes utter wank
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Re: Premier League Fixtures 11th - 15th May
« Reply #509 on: May 12, 2024, 06:02:11 pm »
They are getting very deep Arsenal.
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Re: Premier League Fixtures 11th - 15th May
« Reply #510 on: May 12, 2024, 06:02:14 pm »
The pass back from Antony as an attempt hahahahaha he’s fuckin useless

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 11th - 15th May
« Reply #511 on: May 12, 2024, 06:02:30 pm »
What changed your opinion John?
It was literally this afternoon mate, baulking at the thought of Arteta getting the same amount of titles as Jurgen. Yak.
Nothing will irk me more than City getting 4 on the trot but there's 115 caveats to that event.
Plus, having another team experience what we've endured twice aids my choice.
It's not possible for me to want either to win it over the other, it's a matter of which will upset or annoy me less I suppose.

I understand anyone looking at it differently.

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 11th - 15th May
« Reply #512 on: May 12, 2024, 06:03:50 pm »
This is unimpressive from Arsenal but they'll get the job done.

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 11th - 15th May
« Reply #513 on: May 12, 2024, 06:04:04 pm »
Arsenal can win a game 1-0 we can't (unless it's last minute winner). Just don't give stupid chances away

And that's completely unrelated to anything I said.
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Re: Premier League Fixtures 11th - 15th May
« Reply #514 on: May 12, 2024, 06:04:07 pm »
United are absolutely useless. As soon as they come into possession they look clueless and terrified. They literally have no idea how to attack.

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 11th - 15th May
« Reply #515 on: May 12, 2024, 06:04:12 pm »
Has someone left a Gareth Gates CD on in their car outside?

Could be any one of us

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 11th - 15th May
« Reply #516 on: May 12, 2024, 06:04:33 pm »
Casemiro being told by the sub "stop being fucking shit".

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 11th - 15th May
« Reply #517 on: May 12, 2024, 06:05:08 pm »
sub whispers in Casemiros ear "Erik said run about you lazy bugger"
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Re: Premier League Fixtures 11th - 15th May
« Reply #518 on: May 12, 2024, 06:05:44 pm »
Are Yanited game raisers or bring their better opponents down to their shitty level
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Re: Premier League Fixtures 11th - 15th May
« Reply #519 on: May 12, 2024, 06:05:49 pm »
This game has been so shit, wow.
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