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Things You’ve Never Done
« on: February 8, 2024, 03:22:26 pm »
The folks in my office were aghast that I’ve never drunk a cup of coffee or smoked a cigarette. I can’t say I regret either of those things.

What things do you regret NOT doing and why?
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Re: Things You’ve Never Done
« Reply #1 on: February 8, 2024, 03:23:10 pm »
Never went to university, dropped out of education after my GCSEs.  I've done well career-wise regardless, but would've been good just for the experience of it.
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Re: Things You’ve Never Done
« Reply #2 on: February 8, 2024, 03:31:48 pm »
Never went to university, dropped out of education after my GCSEs.  I've done well career-wise regardless, but would've been good just for the experience of it.

Similar for me, though I did go to Uni, just never completed it. I sometimes regret it but it's worked out well in the end, doing a job I enjoy.

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Re: Things You’ve Never Done
« Reply #3 on: February 8, 2024, 03:33:05 pm »
Never went to university, dropped out of education after my GCSEs.  I've done well career-wise regardless, but would've been good just for the experience of it.
I've never just fucked off my working life for a few years and travelled/found myself/dossed around.  Not on the cards for at least another decade either as we have young kids and bills to pay.  Probably will never do it now as to do so as a married man in his 50s would be just a bit selfish and unfair on my long suffering wife!

The folks in my office were aghast that I’ve never drunk a cup of coffee or smoked a cigarette. I can’t say I regret either of those things.
You're not missing much with coffee and ciggies.  I tip my hat to you on functioning without caffeine though!

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Re: Things You’ve Never Done
« Reply #4 on: February 8, 2024, 03:37:53 pm »
The folks in my office were aghast that I’ve never drunk a cup of coffee or smoked a cigarette. I can’t say I regret either of those things.

What things do you regret NOT doing and why?

The cigarette thing I can understand, I have had the odd drag of a ciggy when I was a teenager but I have never actually smoked a full cigarette.

Out of curiosity, is there a particular reason for never drinking coffee? Have you tried a sip and disliked the taste? Or is there some reason that you would never even try it?
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Re: Things You’ve Never Done
« Reply #5 on: February 8, 2024, 03:39:10 pm »
Killed a man.

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Re: Things You’ve Never Done
« Reply #6 on: February 8, 2024, 03:40:49 pm »
Never worked abroad.

Lived abroad as a kid and loads of my school friends have ended up all over the world but I came back here for uni and never left.

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Re: Things You’ve Never Done
« Reply #7 on: February 8, 2024, 03:41:56 pm »
Killed a man.

But you've killed a woman or a child 😳

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Re: Things You’ve Never Done
« Reply #8 on: February 8, 2024, 03:53:04 pm »
Never published poetry.
Wrote like a man posessed for about ten years.
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Re: Things You’ve Never Done
« Reply #9 on: February 8, 2024, 03:59:39 pm »
But you've killed a woman or a child 😳

Busted.

Thought this was things you hadn’t done, but would like to. I have no desire to kill a woman or child. Just the bloke at work who’s making my life a pain.

Happy to clarify. :D

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Re: Things You’ve Never Done
« Reply #10 on: February 8, 2024, 04:00:38 pm »
Busted.

Thought this was things you hadn’t done, but would like to. I have no desire to kill a woman or child. Just the bloke at work who’s making my life a pain.

Happy to clarify. :D

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Re: Things You’ve Never Done
« Reply #11 on: February 8, 2024, 04:18:43 pm »
But you've killed a woman or a child 😳

And a box of biscuits...
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Re: Things You’ve Never Done
« Reply #12 on: February 8, 2024, 04:24:52 pm »
Been in the ground when Liverpool win the league, until May.
If I were a linesman, I would execute defenders who applauded my offsides.

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Re: Things You’ve Never Done
« Reply #13 on: February 8, 2024, 04:30:20 pm »
Been in the ground when Liverpool win the league, until May.

I have.


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Re: Things You’ve Never Done
« Reply #14 on: February 8, 2024, 04:54:00 pm »
I've never been to me.

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Re: Things You’ve Never Done
« Reply #15 on: February 8, 2024, 04:55:32 pm »
I have.



Bought a house for tuppence ha'penny and had free university as well I bet.
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Re: Things You’ve Never Done
« Reply #16 on: February 8, 2024, 05:33:11 pm »
Never published poetry.
Wrote like a man posessed for about ten years.
Took everything one fine day and binned it.
Never wrote again.


Nice, I like the short ones.
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Re: Things You’ve Never Done
« Reply #17 on: February 8, 2024, 05:36:27 pm »
The cigarette thing I can understand, I have had the odd drag of a ciggy when I was a teenager but I have never actually smoked a full cigarette.

Out of curiosity, is there a particular reason for never drinking coffee? Have you tried a sip and disliked the taste? Or is there some reason that you would never even try it?

Coffee-always repelled by the smell so felt no need to taste it! I’ve only started having the occasional cup of (camomile) tea for the health benefits. Never drank tea either.

My mother was a heavy smoker so I hated the smell of it when I was young-she’d do the laundry, all ironed and folded nicely, and just from being in the house it would be stinky in short order. So not a fan.
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Re: Things You’ve Never Done
« Reply #18 on: February 8, 2024, 05:36:48 pm »
The best way to scare a Tory is to read and get rich” - Idles.

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Re: Things You’ve Never Done
« Reply #19 on: February 8, 2024, 05:39:28 pm »
get thee to the library before the c*nts close it down

we are a bunch of twats commenting on a website.

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Re: Things You’ve Never Done
« Reply #20 on: February 8, 2024, 05:39:47 pm »
Owned a leather jacket.
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Re: Things You’ve Never Done
« Reply #21 on: February 8, 2024, 05:40:59 pm »
I've never ridden a motorbike, taken cocaine, or been in a helicopter.


So for my next landmark birthday I really want to snort cocaine while riding a motorbike off a helicopter.  Might start a GoFundMe for that.
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Re: Things You’ve Never Done
« Reply #22 on: February 8, 2024, 05:47:18 pm »
I've never ridden a motorbike, taken cocaine, or been in a helicopter.


So for my next landmark birthday I really want to snort cocaine while riding a motorbike off a helicopter.  Might start a GoFundMe for that.

I’m guessing you’re not Kendall Roy.

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Re: Things You’ve Never Done
« Reply #23 on: February 8, 2024, 05:51:40 pm »
I've never ridden a motorbike, taken cocaine, or been in a helicopter.


So for my next landmark birthday I really want to snort cocaine while riding a motorbike off a helicopter.  Might start a GoFundMe for that.

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Re: Things You’ve Never Done
« Reply #24 on: February 8, 2024, 05:52:10 pm »
Been to Ireland....
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Re: Things You’ve Never Done
« Reply #25 on: February 8, 2024, 05:53:36 pm »
Rode a unicycle through the streets of Peru while wearing a pink tutu and playing the Police Academy theme on a violin.

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Re: Things You’ve Never Done
« Reply #26 on: February 8, 2024, 05:54:12 pm »
Rode a unicycle through the streets of Peru while wearing a pink tutu and playing the Police Academy theme on a violin.

You’ve never lived.

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Re: Things You’ve Never Done
« Reply #27 on: February 8, 2024, 06:12:12 pm »
I've never ridden a motorbike, taken cocaine, or been in a helicopter.


So for my next landmark birthday I really want to snort cocaine while riding a motorbike off a helicopter.  Might start a GoFundMe for that.

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Re: Things You’ve Never Done
« Reply #28 on: February 8, 2024, 06:12:32 pm »
Rode a unicycle through the streets of Peru while wearing a pink tutu and playing the Police Academy theme on a violin.

Capon has done this...
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Re: Things You’ve Never Done
« Reply #29 on: February 8, 2024, 06:17:21 pm »
I've never ridden a motorbike, taken cocaine, or been in a helicopter.


So for my next landmark birthday I really want to snort cocaine while riding a motorbike off a helicopter.  Might start a GoFundMe for that.

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Re: Things You’ve Never Done
« Reply #30 on: February 8, 2024, 06:38:44 pm »
I've never driven to Dundee in my bare feet whilst gorging on Toblerone
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Re: Things You’ve Never Done
« Reply #31 on: February 8, 2024, 07:06:31 pm »
Met a nice South African.
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Re: Things You’ve Never Done
« Reply #32 on: February 8, 2024, 07:17:14 pm »
"If you can't say anything nice, don't say nothing at all"  Thumper (1942)

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Re: Things You’ve Never Done
« Reply #33 on: February 8, 2024, 07:22:54 pm »
Me too, 1990?

Indeed fellow whippersnapper. QPR when we won it and Derby when we got the trophy.

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Re: Things You’ve Never Done
« Reply #34 on: February 8, 2024, 07:28:05 pm »
Indeed fellow whippersnapper. QPR when we won it and Derby when we got the trophy.

Fairly sure Rob was there too. Should have had a very early RAWK meet up.

Ha ha - absolutely.

Thing I remember from that Derby game is the really tall Derby player and the Kop taking the piss  ;D
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Re: Things You’ve Never Done
« Reply #35 on: February 8, 2024, 07:31:24 pm »
Ha ha - absolutely.

Thing I remember from that Derby game is the really tall Derby player and the Kop taking the piss  ;D

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Re: Things You’ve Never Done
« Reply #36 on: February 8, 2024, 08:00:39 pm »
See Liverpool lift the league title is the only thing I can think of. I had a ticket for Chelsea in 2020  :'(

Looking at replies for inspiration Ive never taken heroine either, but dont want to soo....


Never flown a plane or rode on a bike, but as I want to live long enough to see Liverpool lift the title, I also dont want too


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Re: Things You’ve Never Done
« Reply #37 on: February 8, 2024, 08:24:23 pm »
See Liverpool lift the league title is the only thing I can think of. I had a ticket for Chelsea in 2020  :'(

Looking at replies for inspiration Ive never taken heroine either, but dont want to soo....


Never flown a plane or rode on a bike, but as I want to live long enough to see Liverpool lift the title, I also dont want too


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Re: Things You’ve Never Done
« Reply #38 on: February 8, 2024, 08:27:10 pm »
Indeed fellow whippersnapper. QPR when we won it and Derby when we got the trophy.

Fairly sure Rob was there too. Should have had a very early RAWK meet up.

Yep, I was there, I was also there when we clinched the League v Villa May 30th 1979, Villa 3rd May 1980, Spurs 15th May 1982 and the trophy lift and Bobs last home game as manager v Villa May 7th 1983  (Villa fans must have been sick to death of seeing us win the League v them, no wonder they hate us ;D )
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Re: Things You’ve Never Done
« Reply #39 on: February 8, 2024, 08:27:25 pm »
I've never learned to drive a car. I can ride a motorbike, drive a tractor and operate a forklift but can't drive a car. Would have come in so handy all those years ago but I'm 52 now and won't be learning anytime soon.
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