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Re: Things You’ve Never Done
« Reply #80 on: February 9, 2024, 07:39:32 pm »
I don’t see how any kids can drive these days. Sure I saw Barney say insurance for his 17 year old would have been about 5k I think.

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Re: Things You’ve Never Done
« Reply #81 on: February 9, 2024, 07:44:44 pm »
I don’t see how any kids can drive these days. Sure I saw Barney say insurance for his 17 year old would have been about 5k I think.

Yeah its mental, its cheaper to just get taxis everywhere.
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Re: Things You’ve Never Done
« Reply #82 on: February 9, 2024, 08:42:02 pm »
Yeah its mental, its cheaper to just get taxis everywhere.
teenagers now grow up on Uber and they now think why TF should I learn to drive. 

it'll die out a lot more when driverless becomes commonplace and safe.

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Re: Things You’ve Never Done
« Reply #83 on: February 9, 2024, 08:48:33 pm »
Never smoked, don’t even like touching cigarettes, they are filthy things.

Never been to South America (although someone I know said that they went to Bolivia, wales out of the airport and were greeted by a crowd of angry naked protesting prostitutes.  Not sure if this is a pro or a con)
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Re: Things You’ve Never Done
« Reply #84 on: February 9, 2024, 08:49:58 pm »
Never smoked, don’t even like touching cigarettes, they are filthy things.

Never been to South America (although someone I know said that they went to Bolivia, wales out of the airport and were greeted by a crowd of angry naked protesting prostitutes.  Not sure if this is a pro or a con)
sounds like a bunch of pros, some of whom may have also been cons.

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Re: Things You’ve Never Done
« Reply #85 on: February 9, 2024, 08:56:03 pm »
Killed a man.
Some posters, not me Nick, would say you've killed comedy.

Just saying for a friend.

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Re: Things You’ve Never Done
« Reply #86 on: February 9, 2024, 08:56:41 pm »
that they went to Bolivia, wales

Not a part of my country Im familar with, but if its full of hookers a long weekend wouldn't hurt
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Re: Things You’ve Never Done
« Reply #87 on: February 9, 2024, 08:56:43 pm »
teenagers now grow up on Uber and they now think why TF should I learn to drive. 

it'll die out a lot more when driverless becomes commonplace and safe.

Never happen - there will always be a software bug that will mean driverless cars still kill people. I'd trust a human more than I'd ever trust a computer.
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Re: Things You’ve Never Done
« Reply #88 on: February 9, 2024, 09:00:00 pm »
Never happen - there will always be a software bug that will mean driverless cars still kill people. I'd trust a human more than I'd ever trust a computer.
had a debate with my brother about that.  he spent his career as an electronics engineer in the RAF.  his view was "if we can work out how to make a plane take off, fly, and land by itself - all in dreadful weather - we'll figure out how to make cars drive themselves safely".

it'll get safer, will never be 100%, but overall safety will improve over today.

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Re: Things You’ve Never Done
« Reply #89 on: February 9, 2024, 09:26:33 pm »



never thrown either a kettle or a shoe over the pub...
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Re: Things You’ve Never Done
« Reply #90 on: February 9, 2024, 09:33:04 pm »
Some posters, not me Nick, would say you've killed comedy.

Just saying for a friend.

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Re: Things You’ve Never Done
« Reply #91 on: February 9, 2024, 10:15:23 pm »
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Re: Things You’ve Never Done
« Reply #92 on: February 9, 2024, 10:29:02 pm »
Been pegged.

Exactly what someone who has been pegged would say.
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Re: Things You’ve Never Done
« Reply #93 on: February 10, 2024, 01:01:16 am »
But you want to be?
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Re: Things You’ve Never Done
« Reply #94 on: February 10, 2024, 01:07:21 am »
I've never been on a dating site or on a dating app. I've never cooked a roast dinner. I've never lived anywhere other than Liverpool.

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Re: Things You’ve Never Done
« Reply #95 on: February 10, 2024, 01:52:00 am »
teenagers now grow up on Uber and they now think why TF should I learn to drive.

it'll die out a lot more when driverless becomes commonplace and safe.

Makes sense rather than owning a vehicle that spends most of its time stationary and depreciating in value by the day. Especially in cities like London where you have Ubers, lots of public transport and other services like Zipcar if you do need a vehicle. We rented out our parking space in London - which was a great money spinner during the two weeks of Wimbledon.

Also, I use my feet for any journey less than an hour walk. My trabs bill is high.  ;D
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Re: Things You’ve Never Done
« Reply #96 on: February 10, 2024, 01:53:11 am »
never thrown either a kettle or a shoe over the pub...

I've climbed over a pub and as I was wearing trainers, does that count?
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Re: Things You’ve Never Done
« Reply #97 on: February 10, 2024, 01:55:31 am »
Never happen - there will always be a software bug that will mean driverless cars still kill people. I'd trust a human more than I'd ever trust a computer.

This is why it's taking longer than expected. Safety measures are getting more stringent. There'll likely be accidents, of course, but it needs to be compared to the number of road accidents caused by humans, which are 20m to 50m (with injuries) per annum globally with an estimated 1.35m deaths. If that was a flu pandemic, we'd be trying to wipe it out.
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Re: Things You’ve Never Done
« Reply #98 on: February 10, 2024, 06:35:56 am »
This is why it's taking longer than expected. Safety measures are getting more stringent. There'll likely be accidents, of course, but it needs to be compared to the number of road accidents caused by humans, which are 20m to 50m (with injuries) per annum globally with an estimated 1.35m deaths. If that was a flu pandemic, we'd be trying to wipe it out.

Scary figures that, I'll hazard a guess most are in countries where they'll never afford self drive cars anyway?
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Re: Things You’ve Never Done
« Reply #99 on: February 10, 2024, 07:00:32 am »
Exactly what someone who has been pegged would say.

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Re: Things You’ve Never Done
« Reply #100 on: February 10, 2024, 09:39:44 am »
Never smoked, don’t even like touching cigarettes, they are filthy things.

Never been to South America (although someone I know said that they went to Bolivia, wales out of the airport and were greeted by a crowd of angry naked protesting prostitutes.  Not sure if this is a pro or a con)

Can't find a Bolivia in Wales, is it anywhere near Cardiff or Rhyll?  Must be quite popular with the Everton fans.

Back to the original post, I didn't drink a cup of coffee until I was 40 and commuting to my current job - felt like something I needed to try out and counter the tiredness.  12 years later I'm still tired but no longer commuting  ;D.

Smoking - no fucking chance of doing that - watched throat cancer kill my dad slowly for four years until I was 12, that was enough to tell me fags are shite.
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Re: Things You’ve Never Done
« Reply #101 on: February 10, 2024, 11:18:33 am »
I've climbed over a pub and as I was wearing trainers, does that count?

That's the pot calling the kettle black...
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Re: Things You’ve Never Done
« Reply #102 on: February 10, 2024, 11:21:03 am »
I don’t see how any kids can drive these days. Sure I saw Barney say insurance for his 17 year old would have been about 5k I think.

Yeah that's the cheapest quote I've got on comparison sites for every car I've checked. Have had others at Ł12k too.

Just finding cars on FB Marketplace and getting quotes before deciding whether to go chec the car out. Absolutely no point with prices like that.

I can pick him up one now and get me as the main driver and add him as a learner for about Ł1100, but adding him as a newly qualified driver puts it up to the Ł5k again.

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Re: Things You’ve Never Done
« Reply #103 on: February 10, 2024, 12:18:46 pm »
I've never cooked a roast dinner.

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Re: Things You’ve Never Done
« Reply #104 on: February 10, 2024, 01:25:31 pm »
Makes sense rather than owning a vehicle that spends most of its time stationary and depreciating in value by the day. Especially in cities like London where you have Ubers, lots of public transport and other services like Zipcar if you do need a vehicle. We rented out our parking space in London - which was a great money spinner during the two weeks of Wimbledon.

Also, I use my feet for any journey less than an hour walk. My trabs bill is high.  ;D

not just deciding to avoid driving - young people are growing up very differently from their parents, in a lot of ways.

https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2024/feb/10/meet-generation-stay-at-home-dont-pay-to-go-clubbing-watch-it-at-home-on-your-phone

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Re: Things You’ve Never Done
« Reply #105 on: February 10, 2024, 01:29:43 pm »
teenagers now grow up on Uber and they now think why TF should I learn to drive. 


May be the case where you are, but certainly not the case here. I don't know a single one that has that attitude.
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Re: Things You’ve Never Done
« Reply #106 on: February 10, 2024, 08:05:03 pm »
Never received a Valentine's day card or present although I do send one to my right hand every year. Im basically a fucking Incel without the hatred of women and the desire to commit mass murder.  :D :D

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Re: Things You’ve Never Done
« Reply #107 on: February 11, 2024, 01:13:05 am »
Never received a Valentine's day card or present although I do send one to my right hand every year. Im basically a fucking Incel without the hatred of women and the desire to commit mass murder.  :D :D
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Re: Things You’ve Never Done
« Reply #108 on: February 11, 2024, 04:22:46 pm »
Never received a Valentine's day card or present although I do send one to my right hand every year. Im basically a fucking Incel without the hatred of women and the desire to commit mass murder.  :D :D

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Re: Things You’ve Never Done
« Reply #109 on: February 11, 2024, 04:27:00 pm »
Drove a nice car. 

or is it Driven?
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Re: Things You’ve Never Done
« Reply #110 on: February 11, 2024, 08:21:42 pm »
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Re: Things You’ve Never Done
« Reply #111 on: February 11, 2024, 08:40:59 pm »
Never read a Harry Potter book. or watched a Harry Potter film.

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Re: Things You’ve Never Done
« Reply #112 on: February 11, 2024, 09:01:17 pm »
I've never been on a dating site or on a dating app. I've never cooked a roast dinner. I've never lived anywhere other than Liverpool.
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Re: Things You’ve Never Done
« Reply #113 on: February 11, 2024, 09:02:52 pm »
;D
Same for me for all 3 mate.

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Re: Things You’ve Never Done
« Reply #114 on: February 11, 2024, 09:05:06 pm »
Never received a Valentine's day card or present
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Re: Things You’ve Never Done
« Reply #115 on: February 11, 2024, 09:09:35 pm »
 :lmao
I'm posting that about you while you're posting about me.
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Re: Things You’ve Never Done
« Reply #116 on: February 11, 2024, 09:23:15 pm »
I've never been bestowed the title RAWK SCRIBE for typing out complete and utter shite, over 100,000 times.    :lickin.   :wave

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Re: Things You’ve Never Done
« Reply #117 on: February 11, 2024, 09:26:20 pm »
I've never been bestowed the title RAWK SCRIBE for typing out complete and utter shite, over 100,000 times.    :lickin.   :wave
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Re: Things You’ve Never Done
« Reply #118 on: February 11, 2024, 09:29:00 pm »
I've never been bestowed the title RAWK SCRIBE for typing out complete and utter shite, over 100,000 times.    :lickin.   :wave
I got mine from mainly posting in the Music Association thread  ;)

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Re: Things You’ve Never Done
« Reply #119 on: February 11, 2024, 09:29:45 pm »
I got mine from mainly posting in the Music Association thread  ;)
yeah but nobody reads that.


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