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Re: Things you find..weird
« Reply #280 on: August 21, 2022, 06:25:13 am »
From about 15 feet away from my front door, I can see Scotland if the conditions are right. Not sure on the distance but I guess about 50 miles or so.

I could see Jura from NI on a really clear day a few weeks back. Had never been able to before.

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Re: Things you find..weird
« Reply #281 on: August 21, 2022, 07:44:10 am »
The fact that when you look up at the night sky on a clear night, the stars are appearing how they were millions of light-years ago and you're not actually looking at them how they are right now. Will always struggle to get my head round that one.

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Re: Things you find..weird
« Reply #282 on: August 21, 2022, 07:51:32 am »
From about 15 feet away from my front door, I can see Scotland if the conditions are right. Not sure on the distance but I guess about 50 miles or so.

From the shore near my home in Moreton, i can see the Fylde Coast & South Cumbria if the conditions are right, then the other direction i can see Snowdonia & Anglesey

I love going to the shore just before sunrise on a clear night.
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Re: Things you find..weird
« Reply #283 on: August 21, 2022, 08:22:52 am »
The fact that when you look up at the night sky on a clear night, the stars are appearing how they were millions of light-years ago and you're not actually looking at them how they are right now. Will always struggle to get my head round that one.

This may sound weird to you, but a light-year is a unit of distance (the distance the light travels in a year). So the stars are lightyears away, they appear like they were years ago.
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Re: Things you find..weird
« Reply #284 on: August 21, 2022, 08:27:13 am »
This may sound weird to you, but a light-year is a unit of distance (the distance the light travels in a year). So the stars are lightyears away, they appear like they were years ago.
Yeah that's what I meant, got the wording wrong. Space itself is a true marvel, love watching these size comparison videos and when they start at Earth and zoom out all the way to the edge of the observable universe.

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Re: Things you find..weird
« Reply #285 on: August 21, 2022, 09:44:02 am »
The fact that when you look up at the night sky on a clear night, the stars are appearing how they were millions of light-years ago and you're not actually looking at them how they are right now. Will always struggle to get my head round that one.

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Re: Things you find..weird
« Reply #286 on: August 21, 2022, 10:50:08 am »
From about 15 feet away from my front door, I can see Scotland if the conditions are right. Not sure on the distance but I guess about 50 miles or so.

Presumably the 3 miles applies at sea level and you are elevated a bit.

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Re: Things you find..weird
« Reply #287 on: August 21, 2022, 11:07:59 am »
Presumably the 3 miles applies at sea level and you are elevated a bit.

No, I couldn't really get much closer to the sea. If I'm standing 15 feet away from my front door looking at Scotland, another 15 feet would have me in Belfast Lough  :D

My distance estimations are a bit shit. Probably metres rather than feet
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Re: Things you find..weird
« Reply #288 on: August 21, 2022, 02:11:23 pm »
The 2024 Olympics will include breakdancing.

No I'm not making this up.

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Re: Things you find..weird
« Reply #289 on: August 21, 2022, 02:13:37 pm »
The 2024 Olympics will include breakdancing.

No I'm not making this up.

Bit late in the day aren’t they?

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« Reply #290 on: August 21, 2022, 02:16:14 pm »
Bit late in the day aren’t they?
the IOC wants to prove to kids that they are hip to the beat.

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Re: Things you find..weird
« Reply #291 on: August 21, 2022, 02:52:16 pm »
the IOC wants to prove to kids that they are hip to the beat.

they're thinking of making Zoot suits mandatory for the officials as well.

Proper idea to moot, zoot suits for the fruits...
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Re: Things you find..weird
« Reply #292 on: August 21, 2022, 03:10:16 pm »
From about 15 feet away from my front door, I can see Scotland if the conditions are right. Not sure on the distance but I guess about 50 miles or so.
From Dunkery Hill on Exmoor you can see the Bristol channel to the north and the English Channel to the south, basically the whole width of Somerset; granted that part of the country isn't the widest but it still gives you a real feeling of the sea-girt nature of the UK
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Re: Things you find..weird
« Reply #293 on: August 21, 2022, 03:17:38 pm »
The fact that when you look up at the night sky on a clear night, the stars are appearing how they were millions of light-years ago and you're not actually looking at them how they are right now.
And that many of them may be long dead but we can't know because the information that they have gone supernova or otherwise died can't get here any quicker than the light from it happening.

The first we'll know about it is when some star we've been used to seeing all our lives suddenly flares up into a supernova or begins to diminish or turns into a red giant or blows out into a nebula (stars dies in various ways depending upon their size)
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Re: Things you find..weird
« Reply #294 on: August 21, 2022, 03:28:06 pm »
From Dunkery Hill on Exmoor you can see the Bristol channel to the north and the English Channel to the south, basically the whole width of Somerset; granted that part of the country isn't the widest but it still gives you a real feeling of the sea-girt nature of the UK

You can see Merseyside, Cumbria, Lancashire, Greater Manchester and North Wales from the top of Ashurst Beacon.

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Re: Things you find..weird
« Reply #295 on: August 21, 2022, 03:40:23 pm »
From Dunkery Hill on Exmoor you can see the Bristol channel to the north and the English Channel to the south, basically the whole width of Somerset; granted that part of the country isn't the widest but it still gives you a real feeling of the sea-girt nature of the UK

That’s pretty cool. Just looked it up and it’s very much nearer the Bristol Channel than the English.

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« Reply #296 on: August 21, 2022, 03:50:36 pm »
That’s pretty cool. Just looked it up and it’s very much nearer the Bristol Channel than the English.
Yeah it's in North Somerset but it's the highest point in that county and I think the higest in the west country apart from part of Dartmoor.

They have an amazing Dark Skies Festival in October/November and a Dark Sky Trail for starwatching. The area was named Europe's first International Dark Sky Reserve, with skies darker than anywhere alse in the country due to lack of light pollution. The night sky under such circumstances is a wonder to behold
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Re: Things you find..weird
« Reply #297 on: August 21, 2022, 07:08:28 pm »
Similarly, on a clear from The Merrick (Southern Scotland’s highest peak) you can see Snowdon.
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Re: Things you find..weird
« Reply #298 on: August 21, 2022, 07:19:57 pm »
Talking of space and stars...
There are that many stars in the Universe that every time you blink 300 stars explode.
If your moral compass is Piers Moron then I ask you to think whether someone who oversaw illegal phone hacking and published fake pictures depicting War Crimes is an appropriate person to look up to. In fact, I'd suggest you're a bit of a c*nt.

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Re: Things you find..weird
« Reply #299 on: August 21, 2022, 08:44:42 pm »
Talking of space and stars...
There are that many stars in the Universe that every time you blink 300 stars explode.

Wow, imagine if you were Ben Swain.
We have to change from doubter to believer. Now.

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Re: Things you find..weird
« Reply #300 on: August 21, 2022, 08:55:45 pm »
Wow, imagine if you were Ben Swain.
That statement suggests you’re Bentally ill.
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« Reply #301 on: August 21, 2022, 08:58:26 pm »
Wow, imagine if you were Ben Swain.
I was waiting for someone to say "Well stop blinking then."  :D
If your moral compass is Piers Moron then I ask you to think whether someone who oversaw illegal phone hacking and published fake pictures depicting War Crimes is an appropriate person to look up to. In fact, I'd suggest you're a bit of a c*nt.

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Re: Things you find..weird
« Reply #302 on: August 21, 2022, 09:19:04 pm »
You can see Merseyside, Cumbria, Lancashire, Greater Manchester and North Wales from the top of Ashurst Beacon.

I'm going to live near Rivington Pike soon, you can see everything.

From Darwen Tower you can see Bloomfield Road, Deepdale, Ewood Park and Turf Moor.
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Re: Things you find..weird
« Reply #303 on: August 21, 2022, 09:20:11 pm »
People spend money on chemical shower gel in metal and plastic packaging when natural soap comes in paper or cardboard and lasts for months.
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Re: Things you find..weird
« Reply #304 on: August 21, 2022, 10:06:47 pm »
I'm going to live near Rivington Pike soon, you can see everything.

From Darwen Tower you can see Bloomfield Road, Deepdale, Ewood Park and Turf Moor.

What an amazing place to live, I spent a lot of my childhood at the Pike, Anglezarke and White Coppice.

Whereabouts you moving to?

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« Reply #305 on: August 21, 2022, 10:38:58 pm »
That statement suggests you’re Bentally ill.

I was waiting for someone to say "Well stop blinking then."  :D

We have to change from doubter to believer. Now.

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« Reply #306 on: August 21, 2022, 11:28:57 pm »
If your moral compass is Piers Moron then I ask you to think whether someone who oversaw illegal phone hacking and published fake pictures depicting War Crimes is an appropriate person to look up to. In fact, I'd suggest you're a bit of a c*nt.

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« Reply #307 on: August 22, 2022, 09:30:58 am »
Whereabouts you moving to?

Westhoughton, so just over the M61. Currently right in Manchester city centre in a flat so cannot wait to be closer to easier hiking and cycling.
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Re: Things you find..weird
« Reply #308 on: August 22, 2022, 09:32:22 am »
People spend money on chemical shower gel in metal and plastic packaging when natural soap comes in paper or cardboard and lasts for months.
Soap isn’t natural…. ;)
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« Reply #309 on: August 22, 2022, 10:47:09 am »
Westhoughton, so just over the M61. Currently right in Manchester city centre in a flat so cannot wait to be closer to easier hiking and cycling.

Nice area mate.  Lots of open spaces but close enough to the city and good transport links. 

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« Reply #310 on: August 30, 2022, 10:44:08 am »
When people, seems to be older people, leave online reviews along the lines of "Haven't used it yet" or "Bought it as a gift so don't know."

There really should be educational sections during Good Morning Britain that you don't have to reply to every email you get sent.
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« Reply #311 on: August 31, 2022, 10:42:39 am »
When people, seems to be older people, leave online reviews along the lines of "Haven't used it yet" or "Bought it as a gift so don't know."

There really should be educational sections during Good Morning Britain that you don't have to reply to every email you get sent.

I hate these to a high degree lol

Even on Google maps. You get people asking questions like" is it open bank holidays"

Someone replies Don't know.

I think as well you get Google points or whatever for that (who cares)

There's an aulder woman who seems to do it for a lot of local places, advertising her Not Knowing loud and proud. Doctors surgery, the pub....

Then you got online reviews. There's some I can sympathise with: like if it arrived damaged OK I get the one star review but if you never used it, I can't learn anything about the product

And then you have Goodreads. Books which aren't out yet have reviews and star ratings

These people are bad at the Internet

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« Reply #312 on: August 31, 2022, 07:24:26 pm »
I hate these to a high degree lol

Even on Google maps. You get people asking questions like" is it open bank holidays"

Someone replies Don't know.

I think as well you get Google points or whatever for that (who cares)

There's an aulder woman who seems to do it for a lot of local places, advertising her Not Knowing loud and proud. Doctors surgery, the pub....

Then you got online reviews. There's some I can sympathise with: like if it arrived damaged OK I get the one star review but if you never used it, I can't learn anything about the product

And then you have Goodreads. Books which aren't out yet have reviews and star ratings

These people are bad at the Internet

The one that drives me batty is on reviews of clothes. I'm always between a medium and a large so this is crucial information for me.

"I'm 6'2", 180 lbs and this was a little tight in the chest" - WHAT SIZE DID YOU BUY MORON?
"I got a large and it fit perfectly" - WHAT HEIGHT AND WEIGHT ARE YOU MORON?

Simply tell me how big you are, what size you bought, and then describe how it fit. Without those three pieces of information wtf is the point of even mentioning anything about sizing?

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« Reply #313 on: September 3, 2022, 09:35:29 am »
Puddings that combine chocolate with fruit  :puke2
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« Reply #314 on: September 8, 2022, 06:46:12 pm »
Coming home on the bus today and gazing out the window I saw a guy pulling a small cage on wheels with a very colourful parakeet or parrot in it. Just going about his business I suppose. Very weird but kind of cool too. I was exhausted so maybe I imagined it.
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« Reply #315 on: September 8, 2022, 08:01:16 pm »
Coming home on the bus today and gazing out the window I saw a guy pulling a small cage on wheels with a very colourful parakeet or parrot in it. Just going about his business I suppose. Very weird but kind of cool too. I was exhausted so maybe I imagined it.
Maybe you dozed off and were dreaming of a cockatoo.

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« Reply #316 on: September 8, 2022, 08:51:43 pm »
Maybe you dozed off and were dreaming of a cockatoo.

Hmmmmm 
I feel a little strange inside
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« Reply #317 on: September 8, 2022, 09:17:11 pm »
Maybe you dozed off and were dreaming of a cockatoo.
A woman goes to the Doctors because there's something wrong 'down there.'
The Doctor examines her and says... "Ah yes, there's something wrong with your averies."
"Don't you mean my ovaries?" She asked.
"No, I mean your averies; I can see you've had a cockatoo in there."
If your moral compass is Piers Moron then I ask you to think whether someone who oversaw illegal phone hacking and published fake pictures depicting War Crimes is an appropriate person to look up to. In fact, I'd suggest you're a bit of a c*nt.

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« Reply #318 on: September 8, 2022, 11:21:13 pm »
The Mosconi Cup
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« Reply #319 on: September 9, 2022, 09:00:26 am »
A woman goes to the Doctors because there's something wrong 'down there.'
The Doctor examines her and says... "Ah yes, there's something wrong with your averies."
"Don't you mean my ovaries?" She asked.
"No, I mean your averies; I can see you've had a cockatoo in there."

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