Topic: Harry Maguire considering his options thread

[Elzar]

Don’t worry lads, Neville has told them what to do.

“Play as a team”

[Jwils21]

Bruno released a statement in regards to his missed PK...uhh what?  That team is screwed if this is the PR that's required.  Just name Ronaldo player manager and be done with it.

The club tweeted post match, something like "We're always with you Bruno" or some other such bollocks.

[redgriffin73]

The club tweeted post match, something like "We're always with you Bruno" or some other such bollocks.

Fuck me, they've probably arranged counselling for him as well.

[Tesco tearaway]

Don’t worry lads, Neville has told them what to do.

“Play as a team”

Neville's team talk as Valencia manager... "Jugar en equipo."

[BarryCrocker]

The club tweeted post match, something like "We're always with you Bruno" or some other such bollocks.

Jesus, he's not had a Christian Eriksen type incident he needs to overcome.

[CraigDS]

Sending love and prayers Bruno.

[Andy @ Allerton!]

Imagine if football players actually had to live in the real world.

[PaulF]

I think the answer is no.

Did you book mark that our something?
Even if they did have that vision, then restricting have time by buying new toys every summer isn't going to help

[PaulF]

Sending love and prayers Bruno.

You want a spot on the coach for the vigil?

[Mister Flip Flop]

Horrendous ordeal for penandes to go through. Thoughts and prayers.

[Slippers]

Don’t worry lads, Neville has told them what to do.

“Play as a team”

No wonder his managerial career was such a raging success.

[Crosby Nick]

Horrendous ordeal for penandes to go through. Thoughts and prayers.

Your penalty is wiv the angles now xox

[Fitzy.]

On this day two day ago Bruno Fernandes's penalty died.

#lestweforget

[redgriffin73]

Your penalty is wiv the angles now xox

Literally with the angels, it probably knocked one clean out as it flew into heaven.

[Fitzy.]

Just watching Neville's podcast. Still refusing to blame Ole. It's hilarious. Says United have no identity or style of play and are still just a bunch of individuals. Yeah well that's the manager's responsibility.

This is a good example of why fan media has so much to offer. Obviously ex-players have their own insights and experience but if they're riddled with vested interest then they're compromised.

[Mozology]

Sounds like a Trump voter your lad

 

[Crosby Nick]

Literally with the angels, it probably knocked one clean out as it flew into heaven.

Many thanks for explaining my joke to the masses.

[Red Beret]

Bruno released a statement in regards to his missed PK...uhh what?  That team is screwed if this is the PR that's required.  Just name Ronaldo player manager and be done with it.

He's cracking  up.

[RedSince86]

From a ESPN FC video 4 days ago on Youtube regarding penalties in the PL.

But Klopp is to blame for them not getting enough penalties.

[redgriffin73]

Many thanks for explaining my joke to the masses.

Haha sorry, must have been having a blonde moment, just thought you were doing a FB post joke

[Crosby Nick]

Haha sorry, must have been having a blonde moment, just thought you were doing a FB post joke

It was multi layered.

[jackh]

He dropped the hop-skip-jump sequence in his run up.

I have no idea what this word means any more?

Does this mean he usually does it and he ditched it (like a player being unceremoniously removed from the team), or is it like when a new record 'drops' (careful, they're fragile!)?

[LovelyCushionedHeader]

From a ESPN FC video 4 days ago on Youtube regarding penalties in the PL.

But Klopp is to blame for them not getting enough penalties.

All this shows is that Pep needs to spend a few hundred million on some penalty takers.

[Charlie Adams fried egg]

Don’t worry lads, Neville has told them what to do.

“Play as a team”

It's so simple isn't it Gary?

You'd think someone with his coaching track record would realise that, but self analysis isn't his strong suit.

Happily though, in that one sentence he's just reiterated how suitable he would be as Ole's replacement (for the rest of us that is)

[rob1966]

Many thanks for explaining my joke to the masses.

[rob1966]

From a ESPN FC video 4 days ago on Youtube regarding penalties in the PL.

But Klopp is to blame for them not getting enough penalties.

Spurs have gone to shit since Dele Ali lost his place in the team.

[Bobinhood]

^ all the condolences had me in stitches thats hilarious. 

so Ronaldo has responded to the penalty eulogy with a heartfelt "fist" emoji, which could be purported to mean "love your post big guy behind you all the way stay strong you warrior you" but very likely actually means "If you grab the ball next time i am literally going to punch you in the nose you weasel faced wanna be", so things are going along very well.

[Believe]

Surely Squires has to be all over this twitter apology tomorrow?

This is pure gold, United are a breathtaking shambles 

[Ravishing Rick Dude]

Gary Neville saying they won't win the league

[exiledintheUSA]

Love how they are clearly in each others heads.  You can imagine all that was going through Penedes head in his run up was "If I miss this, that c*nt will be on pens forever".

[exiledintheUSA]

Gary Neville saying they won't win the league

Football Genius him.

[tonysleft]

Neville's chosen XI no wonder he didn't make it as a manager

[4pool]

Another ex- Man Utd player turned manager....


Major League Soccer side FC Cincinnati has fired coach Jaap Stam, with the club's under-19 and U23 coach Tyrone Marshall appointed on an interim basis.

Former Manchester United defender Stam leaves with Cincinnati second-bottom of the Eastern Conference having only won four games out of 25 this season.

Cincinnati (4-13-8) has lost three consecutive games and has just one win in its last 16, dating to a 2-0 win over Toronto on June 26.

[surfer. Fuck you generator.]

Another ex- Man Utd player turned manager....


Major League Soccer side FC Cincinnati has fired coach Jaap Stam, with the club's under-19 and U23 coach Tyrone Marshall appointed on an interim basis.

Former Manchester United defender Stam leaves with Cincinnati second-bottom of the Eastern Conference having only won four games out of 25 this season.

Cincinnati (4-13-8) has lost three consecutive games and has just one win in its last 16, dating to a 2-0 win over Toronto on June 26.

And they're all crap.  Maybe I'm missing someone,  but can't recall a single coaching success story from an ex Ferguson stalwart player. 

[Sangria]

And they're all crap.  Maybe I'm missing someone,  but can't recall a single coaching success story from an ex Ferguson stalwart player. 

One of them won the title with Molde. He's currently co-managing some club with another stalwart, Cristiano Ronaldo.

[Red_Rich]

And they're all crap.  Maybe I'm missing someone,  but can't recall a single coaching success story from an ex Ferguson stalwart player. 

Mark Hughes didn't do too badly but hardly elite level either.

[Crosby Nick]

Mark Hughes didn't do too badly but hardly elite level either.

He’s the one who’s probably had the best/longest career at a high level but did he win anything at City or did they have to get Mancini in before that? I can’t even remember now!

[Agent99]

From a ESPN FC video 4 days ago on Youtube regarding penalties in the PL.

But Klopp is to blame for them not getting enough penalties.

Someone on another forum said they've had 48 in all competitions since he took over.

[Zee_26]

He’s the one who’s probably had the best/longest career at a high level but did he win anything at City or did they have to get Mancini in before that? I can’t even remember now!

They got rid of him and brought in Mancini who won the league with City. Blanc and Strachan have had the most success as managers from those who've played under Ferguson but they haven't coached in ages. I suppose Steve Bruce has the distinction of hanging around the longest from all of them.

[deFacto please, you bastards]

Gary Neville saying they won't win the league

Oh, remember when he said they would win the league before we did with Klopp in 2019?