Author Topic: The Jordan Pickford thread (Read 198335 times)

redgriffin73 · « **Reply #720 on:** March 25, 2019, 07:46:55 pm »

What the fuck was he doing walking on to the pitch? The lad doesn't seem right in the head.

jonkrux · « **Reply #721 on:** March 25, 2019, 07:48:49 pm »

utter, utter cock.

bradders1011 · « **Reply #722 on:** March 25, 2019, 07:50:20 pm »

Quote from: JC the Messiah on March 25, 2019, 07:41:54 pm

Watching England v Montenegro, and Jordan Pickford can't even walk on to the pitch without acting like a dick.

Was he dropped on his head as a child?

The only thing dropped on a head in Pickford's presence was Virgil's shanked shot.

Hazell · « **Reply #723 on:** March 25, 2019, 07:51:15 pm »

Quote from: Pureoriginal on March 25, 2019, 07:46:39 pm

He’s taken acting like an arrogant tool to a whole new level. Hilarious.

It's funny 'cos he doesn't have the talent to back it up.

Billy The Kid · « **Reply #724 on:** March 25, 2019, 07:56:47 pm »

what did he do?

exiledintheUSA · « **Reply #725 on:** March 25, 2019, 07:59:42 pm »

He's a grade 1 plank. 100% made for the bitters.

I've been a good boy · « **Reply #726 on:** March 25, 2019, 08:00:37 pm »

Finally a player that I'd like to punch more than Lingard. Little arrogant twat.

FiSh77 · « **Reply #727 on:** March 25, 2019, 08:02:43 pm »

Hazell · « **Reply #728 on:** March 25, 2019, 08:02:49 pm »

Quote from: Billy The Kid on March 25, 2019, 07:56:47 pm

what did he do?

He walked on like he belongs in the half price hooligan thread.

And has just conceded a goal.

Upinsmoke · « **Reply #729 on:** March 25, 2019, 08:03:10 pm »

Longer arms he'd of got that

redgriffin73 · « **Reply #730 on:** March 25, 2019, 08:03:10 pm »

Those poor little arms...

Pureoriginal · « **Reply #731 on:** March 25, 2019, 08:03:17 pm »

I kind of hoped that would happen.

MULLENEDWINE · « **Reply #732 on:** March 25, 2019, 08:04:02 pm »

Quote from: Upinsmoke on March 25, 2019, 08:03:10 pm

Longer arms he'd of got that

So true.

bird_lfc · « **Reply #733 on:** March 25, 2019, 08:04:32 pm »

Trying to find a reason to blame him for that goal.

World Cup has gone to his head. Insufferable little prick

MULLENEDWINE · « **Reply #734 on:** March 25, 2019, 08:10:35 pm »

So the guy who scored is running from your right to left (from baby arms' perspective) and you decide to shuffle to your right and dive to the left. I didn't see the replay again but that's what I think happened. The boundy little weapon just likes bouncing around for the camera's in the hope he might get to it and it'll look amazing, because, at this point it's the only thing that'll resurrect his career.

Something Worse · « **Reply #735 on:** March 25, 2019, 08:11:20 pm »

https://twitter.com/TheGoonerette/status/1110265560787574786?s=19

Footage of Jordan McGregor swaggering out onto the pitch

Caligula? · « **Reply #736 on:** March 25, 2019, 08:14:37 pm »

I'm not trying to be funny or snide, but does he have some sort of impairment that makes him do such things?

-Willo- · « **Reply #737 on:** March 25, 2019, 08:17:06 pm »

Quote from: Caligula? on March 25, 2019, 08:14:37 pm

I'm not trying to be funny or snide, but does he have some sort of impairment that makes him do such things?

Not funny or snide, I'd be shocked if he didn't.

Perham · « **Reply #738 on:** March 25, 2019, 08:26:53 pm »

Quote from: Claus on March 25, 2019, 08:11:20 pm

https://twitter.com/TheGoonerette/status/1110265560787574786?s=19

Footage of Jordan McGregor swaggering out onto the pitch

What's he doing with his mouth? Genuine question

afc tukrish · « **Reply #739 on:** March 25, 2019, 08:27:39 pm »

Quote from: BIG DICK NICK on March 25, 2019, 07:45:21 pm

Apparently previous keepers here have been hit by lighters, bottles and even had a seat thrown at them. I’m sure he’ll have been instructed to not react to anything. Watch this space!

None of that should trouble him, he's seen children hurled at oppo players at Goodison...

bogrollsbike · « **Reply #740 on:** March 25, 2019, 08:28:43 pm »

Quote from: Claus on March 25, 2019, 08:11:20 pm

https://twitter.com/TheGoonerette/status/1110265560787574786?s=19

Footage of Jordan McGregor swaggering out onto the pitch

He looks like David Batty had a love child with a blow up doll.

Crosby Nick · « **Reply #741 on:** March 25, 2019, 08:29:30 pm »

Quote from: afc turkish on March 25, 2019, 08:27:39 pm

None of that should trouble him, he's seen children hurled at oppo players at Goodison...

The Weapons of Maths Detention? (determined to make that stick

)

Hazell · « **Reply #742 on:** March 25, 2019, 08:29:50 pm »

Quote from: bogrollsbike on March 25, 2019, 08:28:43 pm

He looks like David Batty had a love child with a blow up doll.

Definitely. And Pete Gabbitas' doll at that.

afc tukrish · « **Reply #743 on:** March 25, 2019, 08:30:29 pm »

Quote from: BIG DICK NICK on March 25, 2019, 08:29:30 pm

The Weapons of Maths Detention? (determined to make that stick )

That's almost as bad as Pickford's strut onto the pitch...

JC the Messiah · « **Reply #744 on:** March 25, 2019, 08:30:42 pm »

Quote from: bogrollsbike on March 25, 2019, 08:28:43 pm

He looks like David Batty had a love child with a blow up doll.

Crosby Nick · « **Reply #745 on:** March 25, 2019, 08:31:23 pm »

Quote from: afc turkish on March 25, 2019, 08:30:29 pm

That's almost as bad as Pickford's strut onto the pitch...

Thank you.

In that tweet someone’s put he looks like a chav showing off to his mates on his way to court. A fair shout.

afc tukrish · « **Reply #746 on:** March 25, 2019, 08:40:06 pm »

Quote from: BIG DICK NICK on March 25, 2019, 08:31:23 pm

Thank you.

In that tweet someone’s put he looks like a chav showing off to his mates on his way to court. A fair shout.

Can't work out what behaving in that manner is meant to accomplish...

Tough subject, can't really wrap my arms around it...

Crosby Nick · « **Reply #747 on:** March 25, 2019, 08:41:28 pm »

Quote from: afc turkish on March 25, 2019, 08:40:06 pm

Can't work out what behaving in that manner is meant to accomplish...

I was just trying to get a cheap laugh to be honest.

Tesco tearaway · « **Reply #748 on:** March 25, 2019, 09:00:56 pm »

Quote from: afc turkish on March 25, 2019, 08:27:39 pm

None of that should trouble him, he's seen children hurled at oppo players at Goodison...

"He's seen things you people wouldn't believe...
Attack children perched on their Dads shoulder...
Balls bouncing off the crossbar near the Spion Kop...
All those moments will never be lost, not while RAWK exists"

elbow · « **Reply #749 on:** March 25, 2019, 09:17:41 pm »

Quote from: Tesco tearaway on March 25, 2019, 09:00:56 pm

"He's seen things you people wouldn't believe...
Attack children perched on their Dads shoulder...
Balls bouncing off the crossbar near the Spion Kop...
All those moments will never be lost, not while RAWK exists"

Time to dive

ABZ Rover · « **Reply #750 on:** March 25, 2019, 09:56:26 pm »

Quote from: JC the Messiah on March 25, 2019, 07:41:54 pm

Watching England v Montenegro, and Jordan Pickford can't even walk on to the pitch without acting like a dick.

Was he dropped on his head as a child?

What a fukin tube, made for the blueshyte.

Dazzer23 · « **Reply #751 on:** March 25, 2019, 09:56:28 pm »

Quote from: Claus on March 25, 2019, 08:11:20 pm

https://twitter.com/TheGoonerette/status/1110265560787574786?s=19

Footage of Jordan McGregor swaggering out onto the pitch

I don’t think he’s quite the full shilling is he?

Tesco tearaway · « **Reply #752 on:** March 25, 2019, 10:13:38 pm »

Quote from: elbow on March 25, 2019, 09:17:41 pm

Time to dive

After the ball is in the net?

afc tukrish · « **Reply #753 on:** March 25, 2019, 10:53:03 pm »

Quote from: BIG DICK NICK on March 25, 2019, 08:41:28 pm

I was just trying to get a cheap laugh to be honest.

Mcnutty · « **Reply #754 on:** March 25, 2019, 11:13:38 pm »

Quote from: WhereAngelsPlay on March 14, 2019, 11:58:57 pm

The 1st review

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classic

an fear dearg · « **Reply #755 on:** March 26, 2019, 01:40:20 pm »

Quote from: Claus on March 25, 2019, 08:11:20 pm

https://twitter.com/TheGoonerette/status/1110265560787574786?s=19

Footage of Jordan McGregor swaggering out onto the pitch

Notorious...McGregor retiring and Pickford picking up the Notorious mantle....well he would if he could reach it!

Scottymuser · « **Reply #756 on:** March 26, 2019, 02:00:12 pm »

Quote from: wampa1 on March 22, 2019, 01:28:55 pm

Still a bit raw but could develop into a great goalie as he gets older.

A bit Raw? He is 30-effing-6 next week, how is that "raw" in any way shape of form, with almost 280 games in the premier league alone? I know that's not too too old for a keeper, although I would argue that past 39 there is a sharp decline for those at the very very top (think of how poor Buffon has been this season for PSG, and arguably the previous season for Juve), but if our great keeping hope is a 37 year old who has never been deemed good enough for a top 6 team (nowhere near either - I don't recall a single rumour of him going to any of the top 6 ever) then I shudder. Pickford is no better mind you, but at least he is young.

bird_lfc · « **Reply #757 on:** March 26, 2019, 02:03:50 pm »

Quote from: Scottymuser on March 26, 2019, 02:00:12 pm

A bit Raw? He is 30-effing-6 next week, how is that "raw" in any way shape of form, with almost 280 games in the premier league alone? I know that's not too too old for a keeper, although I would argue that past 39 there is a sharp decline for those at the very very top (think of how poor Buffon has been this season for PSG, and arguably the previous season for Juve), but if our great keeping hope is a 37 year old who has never been deemed good enough for a top 6 team (nowhere near either - I don't recall a single rumour of him going to any of the top 6 ever) then I shudder. Pickford is no better mind you, but at least he is young.

Caston · « **Reply #758 on:** March 26, 2019, 02:04:39 pm »

Quote from: Scottymuser on March 26, 2019, 02:00:12 pm

A bit Raw? He is 30-effing-6 next week, how is that "raw" in any way shape of form, with almost 280 games in the premier league alone? I know that's not too too old for a keeper, although I would argue that past 39 there is a sharp decline for those at the very very top (think of how poor Buffon has been this season for PSG, and arguably the previous season for Juve), but if our great keeping hope is a 37 year old who has never been deemed good enough for a top 6 team (nowhere near either - I don't recall a single rumour of him going to any of the top 6 ever) then I shudder. Pickford is no better mind you, but at least he is young.

Dench57 · « **Reply #759 on:** March 26, 2019, 02:23:32 pm »

Quote from: Scottymuser on March 26, 2019, 02:00:12 pm

A bit Raw? He is 30-effing-6 next week, how is that "raw" in any way shape of form, with almost 280 games in the premier league alone? I know that's not too too old for a keeper, although I would argue that past 39 there is a sharp decline for those at the very very top (think of how poor Buffon has been this season for PSG, and arguably the previous season for Juve), but if our great keeping hope is a 37 year old who has never been deemed good enough for a top 6 team (nowhere near either - I don't recall a single rumour of him going to any of the top 6 ever) then I shudder. Pickford is no better mind you, but at least he is young.

crikey