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The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« on: December 2, 2018, 06:09:26 PM »
Massive shout to the lad who is one of the worst goalies in the division. Clanger after clanger.

HAHAHAHAHAHAAH Thank you so, so much. What a day.


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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #1 on: December 2, 2018, 06:13:51 PM »
Great assist!

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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #2 on: December 2, 2018, 06:14:17 PM »
Lololol

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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #3 on: December 2, 2018, 06:16:15 PM »
It was all set up for him to have a clean sheet, but he would have none of it.
Fucking legend.

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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #4 on: December 2, 2018, 06:16:39 PM »
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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #5 on: December 2, 2018, 06:17:29 PM »
Oh, you are definitely not like Alisson, Jordan.

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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #7 on: December 2, 2018, 06:22:16 PM »
Arf!

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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #8 on: December 2, 2018, 06:24:15 PM »
What was he fucking doing?

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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #9 on: December 2, 2018, 06:26:05 PM »
God bless him.

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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #10 on: December 2, 2018, 06:27:05 PM »
It's not just because he's at Everton......He really is shite

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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #11 on: December 2, 2018, 06:28:05 PM »
England's, England's No 1, England's no 1  :wellin

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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #12 on: December 2, 2018, 06:30:11 PM »
Arms were long enough.... for us.... :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao
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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #13 on: December 2, 2018, 06:30:44 PM »
"Since its purchase by the sheikh of Abu Dhabi, Manchester City has managed to cheat its way into the top echelon of European football and create a global, immensely profitable football empire, ignoring rules along the way. The club's newfound glory is rooted in lies."

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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #14 on: December 2, 2018, 06:31:55 PM »
Fnarr fnarr, nyuck nyuck!

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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #15 on: December 2, 2018, 06:33:17 PM »
Great assist

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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #16 on: December 2, 2018, 06:35:56 PM »
The fact that Jordan Pickford is a premier league goal keeper, an England international, and lauded by the English media, makes me hopeful that I, even at 37 years of age, may one day make it as a top flight keeper
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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #17 on: December 2, 2018, 06:38:06 PM »
England's number one :lmao
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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #18 on: December 2, 2018, 06:38:19 PM »
The fact that Jordan Pickford is a premier league goal keeper, an England international, and lauded by the English media, makes me hopeful that I, even at 37 years of age, may one day make it as a top flight keeper
Henry Winter on the The Sunday Supplement this morning was cringey AF on his comments about Pickford today.

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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #20 on: December 2, 2018, 06:42:09 PM »
Pretty sure he's not playing with a full deck.

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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #21 on: December 2, 2018, 06:43:09 PM »
Henry Winter on the The Sunday Supplement this morning was cringey AF on his comments about Pickford today.



Why? What did he say? I'm guessing some shite about him being one of the best keepers in the league?

He's not even the best keeper at Everton if you ask me. And that's saying something ;D
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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #22 on: December 2, 2018, 06:46:58 PM »
The fact that Jordan Pickford is a premier league goal keeper, an England international, and lauded by the English media, makes me hopeful that I, even at 37 years of age, may one day make it as a top flight keeper

Yep. In my lifetime I can't remember a reputation more out of whack with what's actually produced on the pitch. Save percentages are average despite being apparently being a monster shot stopper, his passing percentages are in the 50% area which is dogshit and he's talked of as some genius passer, he can't command his area as he's small so doesn't like coming out on crosses. He's just totally average in all departments. He's also an arrogant prick

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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #23 on: December 2, 2018, 06:55:41 PM »
Worst “world class” keeper I’ve ever seen.  Superb distribution to the punters in the lower tiers of the Kenny Dalglish and Main stands all game.

He’s several times funnier than most acts you see on Live At The Apollo.

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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #24 on: December 2, 2018, 07:00:49 PM »
Arms were long enough.... for us.... :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao
;D

Love it that we've been slating him for his reach all season. And then he goes and does that

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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #25 on: December 2, 2018, 07:02:19 PM »
Pickleford
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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #26 on: December 2, 2018, 07:02:33 PM »
Never want to hear a bad word said about him on RAWK, i fucking love you jordon

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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #27 on: December 2, 2018, 07:04:06 PM »
Hopefully replaces De Gea ;)

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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #28 on: December 2, 2018, 07:12:00 PM »
Best keeper in the world according to the bitter on 606 currently.

Who are we to disagree. The boy’s a matchwinner. :D

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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #29 on: December 2, 2018, 07:16:57 PM »
In Pickfords defence, he tries hard.
Shame on the English FA, South Yorkshire Police, and The Sun.

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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #30 on: December 2, 2018, 07:17:16 PM »
Thanks Jordan for bringing great laughter over a shite week. You are a legend and we are going to sing about your mistake for a long time  ;D

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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #31 on: December 2, 2018, 07:22:14 PM »
He's ace at going for things he really should be leaving.

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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #33 on: December 2, 2018, 07:27:14 PM »
Said it all along, he is a really poor goalie, shit at the very basics of the game and hiding behind the fact he's English. 

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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #34 on: December 2, 2018, 07:32:10 PM »
Why? What did he say? I'm guessing some shite about him being one of the best keepers in the league?

He's not even the best keeper at Everton if you ask me. And that's saying something ;D
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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #36 on: December 2, 2018, 07:36:41 PM »
Best keeper in the world according to the bitter on 606 currently.

Heard that Whopper too...  :mooncat
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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #37 on: December 2, 2018, 07:41:53 PM »
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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #38 on: December 2, 2018, 07:51:33 PM »
Pickford is so hyped by the English media he obviously thinks he is better than he actually is.
He is just a very average keeper who can kick a ball a long way.
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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #39 on: December 2, 2018, 08:14:24 PM »
Thank you Cocktail Sausage Arms for bringing us great joy this December. Even from minute one he was wildly gifting us corners with his clearances like lazer guided missiles into the Anfield Rd end he was defending and the paddock.
If he replaces De Gea then United will never recover, so let's look forward to that .