Author Topic: The Jordan Pickford thread (Read 198305 times)

deFacto please, you bastards · « **Reply #560 on:** March 9, 2019, 09:55:28 pm »

He's set a record for the amount of mistakes made by a keeper in a single match, surelly even the ones that didn't lead to a goal. Good God he's shite

Zizou · « **Reply #561 on:** March 9, 2019, 09:57:42 pm »

£25m for a downgrade on Joel Robles. Eesh.

Dim Glas · « **Reply #562 on:** March 9, 2019, 10:31:51 pm »

Quote from: Zizou on March 9, 2019, 09:57:42 pm

£25m for a downgrade on Joel Robles. Eesh.

£30 million.

He is the worst number 1 goalie in the prem. There's plenty of goalies sat on subs benches every week far better than him.

Lush is the best medicine... · « **Reply #563 on:** March 9, 2019, 10:35:01 pm »

Sticking his tongue out at the gallowgate there, well done

Quote from: Die Nullfünfer on March 9, 2019, 10:31:51 pm

£30 million.

He is the worst number 1 goalie in the prem. There's plenty of goalies sat on subs benches every week far better than him.

i did a list a while ago of around 11 keepers in the league better, ive updated it

Alisson
Mignolet
Ederson
Lloris
De Gea
Romero
Leno
Cech
Kepa
Foster
Patricio
Fabianski
Adrian
Schmeichel
Dubravka
Ryan
Heaton
Pope

Cu Chulainn · « **Reply #564 on:** March 9, 2019, 10:35:03 pm »

Just watched his performance on Match of the Day... Wow.

Thought he was pretty decent at the World Cup, and don't often watch Everton, but today was absolutely atrocious from him...

Still better than Alisson though. Only De Gea is better.

Cu Chulainn · « **Reply #565 on:** March 9, 2019, 10:38:02 pm »

Quote from: Lush is the best medicine... on March 9, 2019, 10:35:01 pm

Sticking his tongue out at the gallowgate there, well done
i did a list a while ago of around 11 keepers in the league better, ive updated it

Alisson
Mignolet
Ederson
Lloris
De Gea
Romero
Leno
Cech
Kepa
Foster
Patricio
Fabianski
Adrian
Schmeichel
Dubravka
Ryan
Heaton
Pope

Bravo and Caballero too.

-Willo- · « **Reply #566 on:** March 9, 2019, 10:39:44 pm »

He's so childish, big extravagant angry faces when the cameras are on him, flaps at absolutely every shot because he thinks a dive at full stretch automatically makes it a boss save.

Absolutely no fundamentals to his game, he's championship level if he's lucky

Dim Glas · « **Reply #567 on:** March 9, 2019, 10:49:22 pm »

Quote from: -Willo- on March 9, 2019, 10:39:44 pm

He's so childish, big extravagant angry faces when the cameras are on him, flaps at absolutely every shot because he thinks a dive at full stretch automatically makes it a boss save.

Absolutely no fundamentals to his game, he's championship level if he's lucky

he's just very unprofessional, acting the tit vs Newcastle cos he's from Sunderland, did it in the home game too, either this or last season. He just looks the sort who doesn't, and wont look after himself properly, far too intersted in the fame, he's a right chubby looking goalie, and is all red-faced the second he steps on the pitch (no wonder the Bitters hate him!).

Everton have made so many dreadful transfers, but he's the worst of the lot of them. Whoever scouted him and thought him worth 30 million needs putting out of his misery.

Ziltoid · « **Reply #568 on:** March 9, 2019, 10:54:50 pm »

Poor man's Paddy Kenny

BlackandWhitePaul · « **Reply #569 on:** March 9, 2019, 10:57:20 pm »

MULLENEDWINE · « **Reply #570 on:** March 9, 2019, 10:58:08 pm »

Quote from: -Willo- on March 9, 2019, 10:39:44 pm

He's so childish, big extravagant angry faces when the cameras are on him, flaps at absolutely every shot because he thinks a dive at full stretch automatically makes it a boss save.

Absolutely no fundamentals to his game, he's championship level if he's lucky

Perfect angry birds poster boy.

He is really is fucking shit though.

Advil · « **Reply #571 on:** March 9, 2019, 10:59:33 pm »

Why is he always so angry? Why is nobody questioning why the hell he is still representing his national team and even representing the small club called Everton?

FiSh77 · « **Reply #572 on:** March 9, 2019, 11:00:31 pm »

Quote from: Lush is the best medicine... on March 9, 2019, 10:35:01 pm

Sticking his tongue out at the gallowgate there, well done
i did a list a while ago of around 11 keepers in the league better, ive updated it

Alisson
Mignolet
Ederson
Lloris
De Gea
Romero
Leno
Cech
Kepa
Foster
Patricio
Fabianski
Adrian
Schmeichel
Dubravka
Ryan
Heaton
Pope

I'd put that grim c*nt from Fulham in ahead of him as well

-Willo- · « **Reply #573 on:** March 9, 2019, 11:00:40 pm »

Quote from: MULLENEDWINE on March 9, 2019, 10:58:08 pm

Perfect angry birds poster boy.

He is really is fucking shit though.

Hahaha, he proper fascinates me to be honest.

He will have hold of the ball then randomly scrunch his face up and tell someone to fuck off, its so so weird.

Advil · « **Reply #574 on:** March 9, 2019, 11:02:56 pm »

Quote from: Lush is the best medicine... on March 9, 2019, 10:35:01 pm

Sticking his tongue out at the gallowgate there, well done
i did a list a while ago of around 11 keepers in the league better, ive updated it

Alisson
Mignolet
Ederson
Lloris
De Gea
Romero
Leno
Cech
Kepa
Foster
Patricio
Fabianski
Adrian
Schmeichel
Dubravka
Ryan
Heaton
Pope

Any time I seen him play, he is always so good? Anybody here thinks he is a top keeper?

disgraced cake · « **Reply #575 on:** March 9, 2019, 11:03:26 pm »

Don't think there's anything wrong at him having a bit of a laugh when they were 2-0 up, I suppose there's a bit of character about him - however, his main problem is he's really shite.

He must be in the bottom few keepers in the prem in terms of quality. The Huddersfield one is pretty shit, Begovic is criminal too, and Dubravka's had a few howlers recently, there's also the one at Fulham who deserves a mention. There's probably a few better keepers knocking around the championship too.

L8Craig · « **Reply #576 on:** March 9, 2019, 11:14:18 pm »

Has Hughton ever said anything bad about us? Decent fella amongst some nob heads who manage in this league.

Dim Glas · « **Reply #577 on:** March 9, 2019, 11:15:42 pm »

Quote from: L8Craig on March 9, 2019, 11:14:18 pm

Has Hughton ever said anything bad about us? Decent fella amongst some nob heads who manage in this league.

He fell out with Kloppo last season, but they made up. But yeah, he is one of the few that seems a decent bloke!

afc tukrish · « **Reply #578 on:** March 9, 2019, 11:35:25 pm »

Quote from: -Willo- on March 9, 2019, 10:39:44 pm

...a dive at full stretch automatically makes it a boss save.

How can you tell if he's at full stretch, though?

WhereAngelsPlay · « **Reply #579 on:** March 9, 2019, 11:36:15 pm »

Quote from: afc turkish on March 9, 2019, 11:35:25 pm

How can you tell if he's at full stretch, though?

He extends his tiny ickle pinky & pulls his "I really need a shit" face

Breakdown · « **Reply #580 on:** March 9, 2019, 11:36:15 pm »

Quote from: Sons of pioneerS on March 9, 2019, 05:29:41 pm

I know it's been done before, but...

Thats can't be Pickford, he saved it

Hazell · « **Reply #581 on:** March 9, 2019, 11:39:20 pm »

Quote from: afc turkish on March 9, 2019, 11:35:25 pm

How can you tell if he's at full stretch, though?

Touche. He needs one of these:

RyanBabel19 · « **Reply #582 on:** March 9, 2019, 11:42:53 pm »

Few dogs have got his save technique down to a fine art

FiSh77 · « **Reply #583 on:** March 10, 2019, 12:11:36 am »

This cat has got his challenge on Rondon down to an art

Ratboy3G · « **Reply #584 on:** March 10, 2019, 12:17:00 am »

Quote from: Advil on March 9, 2019, 11:02:56 pm

Any time I seen him play, he is always so good? Anybody here thinks he is a top keeper?

I was thinking the same, although I have to admit I've not seen much

afc tukrish · « **Reply #585 on:** March 10, 2019, 12:21:16 am »

Quote from: RyanBabel19 on March 9, 2019, 11:42:53 pm

Few dogs have got his save technique down to a fine art

That's a dog? Thought it was straight Pickford, at game speed...

FiSh77 · « **Reply #586 on:** March 10, 2019, 12:24:13 am »

Quote from: afc turkish on March 10, 2019, 12:21:16 am

That's a dog? Thought it was straight Pickford, at game speed...

If it was Pickford it would be shouting "fuck off" at the other dog

Mind you the other dog does look a bit sheepish and starts backing off once he realises the dog in goal hasn't caught it

afc tukrish · « **Reply #587 on:** March 10, 2019, 01:00:03 am »

Quote from: FiSh77 on March 10, 2019, 12:24:13 am

If it was Pickford it would be shouting "fuck off" at the other dog

Mind you the other dog does look a bit sheepish and starts backing off once he realises the dog in goal hasn't caught it

I sort of admire the reverse back-flip over the ball which has already passed by, classic Pickforditis, really...

Bobinhood · « **Reply #588 on:** March 10, 2019, 01:10:15 am »

If that last dog doesn't move at all it lands in his mouth easy peasy

all those dogs are good.

RyanBabel19 · « **Reply #589 on:** March 10, 2019, 01:19:29 am »

Quote from: afc turkish on March 10, 2019, 12:21:16 am

That's a dog? Thought it was straight Pickford, at game speed...

Can't say I blame ya mate, honesty its resemblance to the Origi derby winner is pretty uncanny

clinical · « **Reply #590 on:** March 10, 2019, 08:48:56 am »

Even the Evs have decided he's not the best keeper in the world and much better than Alisson.

Think how bad he is for that.

El Ninos Black Eye · « **Reply #591 on:** March 10, 2019, 09:02:03 am »

Let the crowd get to him today, can’t wait for him to comeback to Anfield

Clayton Bigsby · « **Reply #592 on:** March 10, 2019, 09:02:48 am »

Watching Pickford makes you appreciate Allison so much

Dim Glas · « **Reply #593 on:** March 10, 2019, 09:03:39 am »

He's an absolute wreck of a goalie, he can't control his emotions or his temper, defenders in front of him must hate having him as their goalie. Surely one of the first things you want from a goalie is calmness under pressure. He's got some serious problems, I'm surprised Everton haven't done something to address those psychologically. Or if they have, it's not worked.

rob1966 · « **Reply #594 on:** March 10, 2019, 09:03:45 am »

He really is fucking shit isn't he

Ratboy3G · « **Reply #595 on:** March 10, 2019, 09:05:06 am »

It annoys me the stick Mignolet and Karius got during their times here, both are far better keepers than this clown.

rob1966 · « **Reply #596 on:** March 10, 2019, 09:08:36 am »

Quote from: Ratboy3G on March 10, 2019, 09:05:06 am

It annoys me the stick Mignolet and Karius got during their times here, both are far better keepers than this clown.

I'm a better keeper than him

gerrardisgod · « **Reply #597 on:** March 10, 2019, 09:10:55 am »

Simpleton.

Clayton Bigsby · « **Reply #598 on:** March 10, 2019, 09:13:06 am »

Lots on GoT seem to have had enough of him. But with the money they spent what choice do they have but to keep with him? Who would buy him?

Hazell · « **Reply #599 on:** March 10, 2019, 09:19:33 am »

Quote from: rushyman on March 9, 2019, 10:34:34 pm

Pickford is actually not right in the head

Taunting fans and fucking up it’s beautiful

Ha ha watching it this morning and saw that, he's an average goalkeeper at best but he doesn't help himself does he? He's always dialled up to eleven, consistently making ill advised goalkeeping decisions and blaming his defence for every goal they concede.