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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #920 on: December 4, 2019, 11:13:50 pm »
They're absolutely slating him over at GrandOldTeam.

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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #921 on: December 4, 2019, 11:24:18 pm »
5 shots on target...5 goals for Liverpool.

I don't see a problem.  ;D
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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #922 on: December 4, 2019, 11:29:08 pm »
They're absolutely slating him over at GrandOldTeam.

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One of the comments, at least Allison got sent off for trying to come for the ball. ;D
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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #923 on: December 5, 2019, 01:05:36 am »
5 shots on target...5 goals for Liverpool.

I don't see a problem.  ;D

Our finishing was amazing today. Just out of arms reach.

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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #924 on: December 5, 2019, 01:07:43 am »
Adrian is head and shoulder (and arms) above Pickford

Can't stand arms akimbo, can he?
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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #925 on: December 5, 2019, 01:10:10 am »
Origi's second was so disrespectful to England's number one, England's England's number one.  Lobbing him from inside the penalty area just because he's got little arms and can't reach the high shots.

It was a bit like kid's football when they first move onto full-sized pitches.

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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #926 on: December 5, 2019, 04:16:11 am »
How many goals per game does he concede against Liverpool?
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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #927 on: December 5, 2019, 05:21:58 am »
They should stand by their man.
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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #928 on: December 5, 2019, 07:58:19 am »
5 shots on target...5 goals for Liverpool.

I don't see a problem.  ;D
Not sure any keeper could have done much about our goals.
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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #929 on: December 5, 2019, 08:18:46 am »
131 goals conceded in 91 games for Everton.

187 goals conceded in 122 games over his club career.

Edit - he's actually had 31 clean sheets in his career, so in games he's conceded it's 187 goals in 91 games, he's conceding at 2 a game  :o

He's absolutely shite.
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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #930 on: December 5, 2019, 08:52:19 am »
I was going to argue that we got a much better keeper for free to be no.2, but fucking hell, Kelleher and Lonergan are also better, Grabara is better too ffs!

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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #931 on: December 5, 2019, 08:53:56 am »
I was going to argue that we got a much better keeper for free to be no.2, but fucking hell, Kelleher and Lonergan are also better, Grabara is better too ffs!

So was Bogdan.

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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #932 on: December 5, 2019, 09:27:39 am »
How many goals per game does he concede against Liverpool?

Not enough ;D

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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #933 on: December 5, 2019, 09:46:04 am »
He's only got little arms...

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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #934 on: December 5, 2019, 09:48:17 am »


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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #935 on: December 5, 2019, 10:10:38 am »
My cup, it runneth over, I'll never get my fill

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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #936 on: December 5, 2019, 10:13:19 am »
Least we made a profit on Mignolet and Karius (likely will do) They will take a huge hit on T-Rex.

They should have sold after world cup to Chelsea.
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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #937 on: December 5, 2019, 10:20:04 am »
Least we made a profit on Mignolet and Karius (likely will do) They will take a huge hit on T-Rex.

They should have sold after world cup to Chelsea.

Office bitter says he is shit but who the fuck will take him - he loooks broken today btw ;D
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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #938 on: December 5, 2019, 10:22:06 am »
Office bitter says he is shit but who the fuck will take him - he loooks broken today btw ;D

The only way they get their money back is if big club go for him, spoiler they won't.
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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #939 on: December 5, 2019, 10:27:05 am »
There should be a special thread for scoring his complimentary dives that accompany every goal. Yesterday for Div's second it was definitely Artistic Interpretation 5.9   Technical Ability 0.0.
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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #940 on: December 5, 2019, 10:37:14 am »
Loves to moan at his defenders even when the goals are his fault.

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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #941 on: December 5, 2019, 10:43:18 am »
He is the biggest myth in English football.

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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #942 on: December 5, 2019, 10:43:51 am »
Pope or Heaton should be England's #1.

Pickford should be no where near an England team.
What about that Henderson kid at Sheffield? I hear he's a Manc but we should not hold that against him. Surely Pickford in the relegation zone is not a good look for England.

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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #943 on: December 5, 2019, 10:44:43 am »
Office bitter says he is shit but who the fuck will take him - he loooks broken today btw ;D

Are you asking him if it’s five past yet?
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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #944 on: December 5, 2019, 10:45:33 am »
There should be a special thread for scoring his complimentary dives that accompany every goal. Yesterday for Div's second it was definitely Artistic Interpretation 5.9   Technical Ability 0.0.

The only one I thought he was really at fault for was Mané’s. Just out of his reach
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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #945 on: December 5, 2019, 10:49:04 am »
Just for old times sake.


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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #946 on: December 5, 2019, 10:51:03 am »
The only one I thought he was really at fault for was Mané’s. Just out of his reach

Just watched it back and I'd agree. They were all top class finishes though. I think the fact it is 5 goals in 5 shots that makes it look worse than it is. He still shite though and Everton are stuck with him.

I wonder if they have relegation clauses in their contracts

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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #947 on: December 5, 2019, 10:51:14 am »
The only one I thought he was really at fault for was Mané’s. Just out of his reach
But not anyone else's.
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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #948 on: December 5, 2019, 11:26:57 am »
He is the biggest myth in English football.

He really is that gif of the kid diving at everything and missing. Tries to get overly involved all the time, which is how Origi's 90th minute winner happened. As others have said Pope or Heaton should be England's first choice

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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #949 on: December 5, 2019, 11:27:12 am »
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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #950 on: December 5, 2019, 11:30:01 am »
Was tragic for the first goal, don’t think he was good on a few others either despite them being nice finishes. And that dive when Gini sent a header about 15 yards over the bar in the 77th min or so  ;D

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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #951 on: December 5, 2019, 11:32:04 am »
So is that five mistakes? Or no mistakes because no saves?
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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #952 on: December 5, 2019, 11:37:46 am »
So is that five mistakes? Or no mistakes because no saves?


I'd be interested to know what some of the more technical guys think. For my eyes, it's only Mane where you think you gotta save that, but there are questions about his starting position for all of the goals if you read GoT. Maybe truth is somewhere in the middle

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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #953 on: December 5, 2019, 12:02:11 pm »
Seems to get something wrong on every goal, either positioning or reacting too late to what is happening, or both. I realise that it's diffcult as our chances happen so fast and with such quality, but he doesn't get close to Origi on either goal, and I have no idea what he's doing for Origi's second, his movement is just weird. Same again on our second goal, he makes a move to his right as Shaqiri runs through, and opens up the goal too much just Shaqiri gets his shot off. His reading of the game is just awful.
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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #954 on: December 5, 2019, 12:49:51 pm »
He's only got little arms...

That song got quite a few renditions on the Kop last night

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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #955 on: December 5, 2019, 01:16:57 pm »
That song got quite a few renditions on the Kop last night
the old bald feller celebrating the fact with his mate got me. :lmao
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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #956 on: December 5, 2019, 01:21:24 pm »
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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #957 on: December 5, 2019, 01:35:17 pm »
That song got quite a few renditions on the Kop last night

Loved the piss taking Whooooooah when he went to catch an easy ball a couple of times near the end too. ;D
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