Liverpool PL winners
Man City, Spurs, Arsenal rounding out top 4
Man Utd 6th (oh sorry, you said bold? 8th)
Forest, Leeds, Bournemouth relegated; Fulham and Everton scrape by
Newcastle qualifies for Europa
Bayern CL winners, Sadio top scorer
Chelsea FA Cup winners
Man City League Cup winners
Haaland to score twice as City win the charity shield, media loses shit. Misses half of season through injury, scores 12 PL goals or thereabouts.
Salah golden boot and player of the season
Darwin eased in, scores ~10 PL goals and is labelled a flop. Scores 25 next season
Qatar still a corrupt shithole where nothing of importance happens