Fuck of Tottenham
Fuck you shitty fans with your shitty #COYS hashtag! How an adult who can afford live in London believes Spurs are a big team, despite the fact they did not have pubes when their crappy team last won a trophy, is beyond me. Fuck the fact that you sing about Scousers living in a slum, have you ever seen the state of Tottenham? It looks like Dresden after it got bombed! Normally North London is a nice place to live in, but this is until you find yourself stuck in a room with a Spurs fan droning on about his team like they are Barcelona.
Fuck Harry Kane, greasy haired diving Ingurlud Poster Boy. Bit quiet today.
Fuck borrowing Wembley Stadium. Going to IKEA is hell enough without having to factor in match day traffic. A team that has won as little as Spurs is unworthy of calling Wembley home, Underhill would be a better temporary home.
Rant over!