Topic: Spurs: fucking useless

[TheTeflonJohn]

Harry Kane makes me appreciate Beckham more

Why?

Beckham was another limelight hogging gobshite. Remember Beckham`s propensity to constantly be the first on the scene when one of his team mates scored to make sure he was in the papers the next day?

Remember this?

https://www.theguardian.com/football/2017/feb/06/hacked-david-beckham-emails-renders-injunction-worthless

Lion heart Harry is a gobshite.

Unicef David is a gobshite.

[Lush is the best medicine...]

Why?

Beckham was another limelight hogging gobshite. Remember Beckham`s propensity to constantly be the first on the scene when one of his team mates scored to make sure he was in the papers the next day?

Remember this?

https://www.theguardian.com/football/2017/feb/06/hacked-david-beckham-emails-renders-injunction-worthless

Lion heart Harry is a gobshite.

Unicef David is a gobshite.

beckham won stuff though

[deFacto please, you bastards]

Why?

Beckham was another limelight hogging gobshite. Remember Beckham`s propensity to constantly be the first on the scene when one of his team mates scored to make sure he was in the papers the next day?

Remember this?

https://www.theguardian.com/football/2017/feb/06/hacked-david-beckham-emails-renders-injunction-worthless

Lion heart Harry is a gobshite.

Unicef David is a gobshite.

one reason, well two reasons

1. He's not a mouth breather
2. He doesn't look like Harry Kane

 

[Clint Eastwood]

Spurs are a joke and their stadium they've struggled to complete looks shite.

[Brian Blessed]

beckham won stuff though

Lane. Lion. Loser. Doesn’t have the same ring.

[El Lobo]

Lavatory. Liar. Lisp.

[Hazell]

It's a Nike sponsorship thing. He'll make a fortune from it. Hardly makes him a twat.

It does. Or at least, it makes him more of a twat.

[newterp]

I remember when Michael Johnson wore gold track spikes at the Olympics. But he did win a bunch of golds as well.

[sms1986]

“Lane”? Wtf?

In reference to White Hart Lane. The Lion is because England are the Three Lions and Leader is because he's the England captain (in name only).

[sms1986]

It's a Nike sponsorship thing. He'll make a fortune from it. Hardly makes him a twat. People need to chill out a bit on things like this.

Welcome to RAWK, you must be new here. You see, anything involving Kane has to be over-dramatised and be treated like the most offensive thing in the world because some on here can't help but go full Everton.

[El Lobo]

In reference to White Hart Lane. The Lion is because England are the Three Lions and Leader is because he's the England captain (in name only).

[sms1986]

I guess it probably seemed like a good idea at the time!

[BER]

In all seriousness, has there been a shitter collection of goals to win the golden boot?

[sms1986]

In all seriousness, has there been a shitter collection of goals to win the golden boot?

I doubt it, at least he's not winning the real one (or anything else  ) any time soon. I think it'll be one of ours again this season, either Salah or Mane.

edit - He's so irrelevant I forgot he won it at the World Cup.

[Lush is the best medicine...]

I remember when Michael Johnson wore gold track spikes at the Olympics. But he did win a bunch of golds as well.

johnson is one of the greats of track and field, Kane isn’t that for football (or track and field), I mean one of his world records he set in the 90s only got broken in 2016 by our wayde

[El Lobo]

johnson is one of the greats of track and field, Kane isn’t that for football (or track and field), I mean one of his world records he set in the 90s only got broken in 2016 by our wayde

Kane broke that record last week mate, get with the times

[BlackandWhitePaul]

Listening to the radio earlier it was Harry Kane this and Harry Kane that.   He's the greatest that ever has been, and ever will be don't you know   

[Lush is the best medicine...]

Kane broke that record last week mate, get with the times

kane should be wearing platinum boots

[El Lobo]

kane should be wearing platinum boots

He should be wearing boots made of the skin and bones of all the legends he's left utterly broken in his path towards footballing world domination.

[BlackandWhitePaul]

This dickhead isn't fit to clean Alan Shearers boots and I don't give a fuck what anybody says.   

[Lush is the best medicine...]

He should be wearing boots made of the skin and bones of all the legends he's left utterly broken in his path towards footballing world domination.

and the great thing is it wouldn’t weigh him down

[Xabi Gerrard]

Winning the Golden Boot is definitely something to be proud of, but he should probably stick to telling the grandkids about it when he's older rather than making a song and dance about it given the manner in which he won it. Loads of penalties and the ball deflecting off him against minnows in the group stages whilst going missing in the knockouts isn't something to be bragging about. He let his country down massively in the big games (decent penalty against Colombia tbf, but that's not much to shout about given the hype surrounding him).

Shouldn't be too surprised I suppose - footballer with massive ego is more concerned with personal accolades than team success.

If it was Ronaldo wearing a pair of gold boots in Autumn 2002 then fair fucks, but this is ridiculous.

[Xabi Gerrard]

In all seriousness, has there been a shitter collection of goals to win the golden boot?

Oleg Salenko in 94 always springs to mind when thinking about shit Golden Boot winners - 5 goals in a group game v Cameroon. Can't remember if the quality of those goals were better than Kane's though. Looking back at past winners these 2 are definitely at the bottom of the tournaments I can remember.

[arthur sarnoff]

johnson is one of the greats of track and field, Kane isn’t that for football (or track and field), I mean one of his world records he set in the 90s only got broken in 2016 by our wayde

Off topic, but I never thought I'd see his 200m record broken in my lifetime.  He so utterly destroyed it that it seemed out of touch.

[Crosby Nick]

kane should be wearing platinum boots

Lead ones. In a really deep bath.

[redgriffin73]

Lead ones. In a really deep bath.

[classycarra]

Only Harry Kane would be gormless/stupid enough to believe Nike's explanation for "Lane". It's obvious to everyone else they just misspelled his name!

[Flaccido Dongingo]

He should be wearing boots made of the skin and bones of all the legends he's left utterly broken in his path towards footballing world domination.

He cleans his boots with Gazzas tears from the World Cup in 1990, and has them cleaned by Gary Lineker.

[Flaccido Dongingo]

This dickhead isn't fit to clean Alan Shearers boots and I don't give a fuck what anybody says.   

Shearer was a baller, he's sort of underrated due to the era he was in with Batistuta, Ronaldo and so on, complete centre forward, scored goals from everywhere.

[Lush is the best medicine...]

Shearer was a baller, he's sort of underrated due to the era he was in with Batistuta, Ronaldo and so on, complete centre forward, scored goals from everywhere.

plus only having one major title as well for Blackburn doesn’t help, and of course that knee injury didn’t help.

[Nitramdorf]

Just sat down to watch the NFL show and Kane turns up on it. They proceed to give him tips on how NOT to be manhandled at corners. The world has gone mad.

[RedSince86]

Shearer was a monster at Blackburn under Kenny.

138 PL appearances 112 goals,his first season at Blackburn he scored 16 goals in 21 games and then did his cruciate.

93-96 he was in the top 5-6 strikers on the planet then with Ronaldo Batistuta Weah Romario Klinnsmann.

[Lycan]

Shearer was good at Newcastle, but he was an absolute beast at Blackburn. The mouth breather doesn't even come close to him.

[newterp]

Shearer was good at Newcastle, but he was an absolute beast at Blackburn. The mouth breather doesn't even come close to him.

I feel like we had this discussion about 100 pages ago with Primativ defending all things Hawwy Kane.

[sms1986]

Shearer was a monster at Blackburn under Kenny.

138 PL appearances 112 goals,his first season at Blackburn he scored 16 goals in 21 games and then did his cruciate.

93-96 he was in the top 5-6 strikers on the planet then with Ronaldo Batistuta Weah Romario Klinnsmann.

Salah is currently on 34 goals in 40 appearances, I think he'll end up with a record similar to Shearer.

[RedForeverTT]

I think Kane earned the golden boot. I feel ok for him to wear it. Doesn't matter how the goals went in. He should wear them proud.

It is like UCI champions with their rainbow jerseys. Does it matter that loads of domestiques carried the water for him?

If Salah decided to wear golden boots for PL matches, I would be very happy for him.

[sms1986]

I think Kane earned the golden boot. I feel ok for him to wear it. Doesn't matter how the goals went in. He should wear them proud.

It is like UCI champions with their rainbow jerseys. Does it matter that loads of domestiques carried the water for him?

If Salah decided to wear golden boots for PL matches, I would be very happy for him.

He did earn it, he should enjoy it as he won't get the Premier League version!

I would be too in regards to Salah, but I don't think it would be something he would do.

[TepidT2O]

Kane isn’t a patch on Shearer in terms of ability...

Shearer made defender’s lives hell with his movenment, pace and strength..

Kane?  In some ways he isn’t very good.  What’s he actually brilliant at?  Not that quick, not that supple, not a natural athlete... but that’s a compliment.. because without all of that he’s become a goal scoring phenomenon. Imagine if he had all those strings to his bow.

[sms1986]

Yeah Shearer was a monster at Blackburn, but Kane will probably surpass his goalscoring record if he keeps up the level of consistency he's been showing since he broke out 4 years ago. Both great strikers.

Kane has 110 in 154 since 2009 which is a very good record.

[tubby]

Some real underselling of Kane going on here, he's smashing in ridiculous amounts of goals for a team that isn't right at the top of the tree.