Topic: Spurs: fucking useless

[Fiasco]

Eriksen's a liverpool fan. I love him. Not sure who'd he'd replace though given that our forward line is ridiculous.

Eriksen is a cracking player. He *could* play as the advanced player in a midfield 3 but we're not paying £90 million for him so we will never know

[FlashGordon]

Who'll be first to enter the lions den? Tommy, Dimitar, Inpeace, Hobo or Primativ??

If it's one of the first 4 they'll probably get some sympathy along with the ribbing.....if it's Primativ though, god help him

Tommy posted in the Champions League thread to be fair to him he's always a class act on here.

[tubby]

I remember seeing Lucas Moura coming on, but where did he go? did anyone see him?

You must've been watching a different match, he didn't come on at all.

[Gerry Attrick]

Tommy posted in the Champions League thread to be fair to him he's always a class act on here.

Posted something like 'Ballsacks'

[Thats So Dimitar]

Who'll be first to enter the lions den? Tommy, Dimitar, Inpeace, Hobo or Primativ??

If it's one of the first 4 they'll probably get some sympathy along with the ribbing.....if it's Primativ though, god help him

Not capable of being anything but bitter in defeat atm, so will probably be a day or so before I post in here again.

[Red_Mist]

Poor old Dele Alli....he must be diverstated

[Dim Glas]

Not sure what Pochetinno was thinking with his subs tonight either. Rather slow on the uptake.

[FlashGordon]

Posted something like 'Ballsacks'

Perfectly summed it up methinks.

[RedSince86]

I decided I really dislike Lamela. Something really  shit house-y about him.

He's a diving twat.

Dived twice to win penalties at Anfield,the league cup game 2 seasons ago was worse than the league game one.

[elbow]

1-0 up..

Fine rendition of 'Oh when the Spurs go marching in' belted out..

Laughing their tits off on their way to the last 8..


Arrr fuckk..what happened?

Was it that really slow version they do? So, they started at 1-0 and by the time they were nearly done Juve were 2-1 up?

Mwaahhaaahaaaahaaaa!!!

[CraigDS]

So they won 1-2, right?

[afc tukrish]

Surely Trippier's dive that got the Juve player booked was far worse than Alli?

Lower score due to lack of hang time...

[Xabi Gerrard]

Not capable of being anything but bitter in defeat atm, so will probably be a day or so before I post in here again.

Fair enough!

[Butter Keks]

Not capable of being anything but bitter in defeat atm, so will probably be a day or so before I post in here again.

Don't blame you mate. Bad way to go out.

[killer-heels]

So they won 1-2, right?

In Spurs logic a 2-1 loss is actually a draw. A draw is actually a win and a win is beating Real Madrid.

[A-Bomb]

I suspect there will be more Kyle Walkers this summer now - they've had two or three seasons without getting over the line, and now being underpaid. I expect for at least one or two - their patience will be tested this summer and we'll start to see this team being picked apart. How they are replaced will determine whether they maintain their performance levels.

Have to say of all their players Son is the one I like most currently.

[Mozology]

Been checking out the various Spurs' forums...fucking hell they're obsessed with us.

What the fuck is that about, hardly a word about Arsenal.

Fuck 'em, glad they're out and in such hilarious circumstances.

[hulksagoodboy]

Son is the perfect 4th to add to our front line to be honest, covers all of our 3 to a degree.

[Skeeve]

Who'll be first to enter the lions den? Tommy, Dimitar, Inpeace, Hobo or Primativ??

If it's one of the first 4 they'll probably get some sympathy along with the ribbing.....if it's Primativ though, god help him

As if he will have the guts to show up on here for a while, particularly after all his talk of having won the first leg. 

[Dim Glas]

Been checking out the various Spurs' forums...fucking hell they're obsessed with us.

What the fuck is that about, hardly a word about Arsenal.

Fuck 'em, glad they're out and in such hilarious circumstances.

well to be fair, there is often a fair amount of obsessing and bitterness going on here about Spurs too  Although that has more to do with their diving and the general media wankfest that goes along with every game they play it seems.

[M7 Heckler]

Eriksen's a liverpool fan. I love him. Not sure who'd he'd replace though given that our forward line is ridiculous.

Didn’t he turn us down for spurs?

[Skeeve]

Didn’t he turn us down for spurs?

Thought he was just one of many that we get linked with each window without us actually trying to sign.

I seem to remember he was part of that batch of signings they made with the Bale money so we would have gone for him earlier in the window if we had been after him.

[M7 Heckler]

Thought he was just one of many that we get linked with each window without us actually trying to sign.

I seem to remember he was part of that batch of signings they made with the Bale money so we would have gone for him earlier in the window if we had been after him.

Yes just read some old stories from the mirror and the daily star saying we pissed about in 2013 and never committed to signing him, also quotes from him that he was impressed by talks with Baldini and levy and liked the speed that they moved at so he went there. I think Rodgers had just got Phil at that point so not totally surprised. 15m was a steal though. Still, doesn’t sound much of a Lfc fan.

Around the same time I remember rumours a certain Egyptian left us hanging too.. now they’re all queueing up to join.

[Kopenhagen]

Seeing Pochettino have no answer for what Allegri did was simply magic. He was so out of ideas he subbed Llorente on. May as well have brought Michel Vorm on

But at HT the Twitter tactics boffins said Allegri didn’t know what he was doing. What are they saying now?

[JackWard33]

But at HT the Twitter tactics boffins said Allegri didn’t know what he was doing. What are they saying now?

If he’s responsible for the last 30 minutes he’s also responsible for the first 60 isn’t he?

[Conocinico]

How has Pochettino come away with an unused Wanyama when Spurs only needed to stop that Juve team scoring two in less than 30 minutes of football. That's inexperience for you.

[conman]

How has Pochettino come away with an unused Wanyama when Spurs only needed to stop that Juve team scoring two in less than 30 minutes of football. That's inexperience for you.

I mean, Wanyama's first name almost spells out what they needed. Talk about not taking the hint.

[Conocinico]

I mean, Wanyama's first name almost spells out what they needed. Talk about not taking the hint.

Yeah that was my thinking. There's signs if you're open-minded enough.

[Kopenhagen]

Yew carnt giv Juventuf too triev.

 

[Chakan]

So they won 1-2, right?

If you take their results over 2 seasons then they still suck.

[RedForeverTT]

How has Pochettino come away with an unused Wanyama when Spurs only needed to stop that Juve team scoring two in less than 30 minutes of football. That's inexperience for you.

Some say it was complacency. I think cockiness was the more appropriate word.

Only one team learned from the draw after the first leg. Juventus are used to seeing all kinds of diving in Italian football and was never going to give Ali or Kane a chance. Staying on their feet as much as possible in the penalty box and not even looking likely to touch the hair on any Spurs players' legs.

Kane may appear to be the best striker in Europe but the media seemed to forget that Higuain has been doing his business day in day out for years in Madrid and Juventus.

[harleydanger]

Spuds really are the team that just finds a way to lose. Like when they managed to score the most in the league, and concede the least and still not win it.

[OsirisMVZ]

Ah well. One day you'll be a big club, but it is not this day.

[Skeeve]

Ah well. One day you'll be a big club, but it is not this day.

Think their fans fucking off before the final whistle sums things up perfectly, totally out of order behaviour when you only needed one goal to take it to extra time.

[RedmeisterOZ]

How would you like your Spuds done, Sir?
Alli dente.

[istvan kozma]

Some say it was complacency. I think cockiness was the more appropriate word.

Only one team learned from the draw after the first leg. Juventus are used to seeing all kinds of diving in Italian football and was never going to give Ali or Kane a chance. Staying on their feet as much as possible in the penalty box and not even looking likely to touch the hair on any Spurs players' legs.

Kane may appear to be the best striker in Europe but the media seemed to forget that Higuain has been doing his business day in day out for years in Madrid and Juventus.

Nonsense, playing Costa at right wing back was a tactical disaster, Allegri simply got away with it. The tie should of been over before he rectified his shocking mistake with the subs, Allegri's starting line up was even worse in the second leg than it was for the first.

[Cu Chulainn]

Nonsense, playing Costa at right wing back was a tactical disaster, Allegri simply got away with it. The tie should of been over before he rectified his shocking mistake with the subs, Allegri's starting line up was even worse in the second leg than it was for the first.

Yeah. They got the right result, but there was a big element of fortune to it. From 180 minutes, they only played well for at most about 30 of them. The result is all that matters at the end of the day, but I wasn't impressed with Juventus at all.

[surfer. Fuck you generator.]

What’s the Italian for “Spurs are gonna Spurs”?

Spurs to win a trophy? Campa cavallo!

Basically means hopeless situation, never going to happen. The direct translation would make little sense as it's a proverb. From campa cavallo che l'erba cresce. You're telling a starving horse to hang on pal as the grass is growing.

[harleydanger]

Yeah. They got the right result, but there was a big element of fortune to it. From 180 minutes, they only played well for at most about 30 of them. The result is all that matters at the end of the day, but I wasn't impressed with Juventus at all.

But that’s pretty much Italian football since time began. Play avg for 70% of the time, turn it on for 30%

[kloppismydad]

Who'll be first to enter the lions den? Tommy, Dimitar, Inpeace, Hobo or Primativ??

If it's one of the first 4 they'll probably get some sympathy along with the ribbing.....if it's Primativ though, god help him

It was pretty funny seeing Primativ immediately on here after their draw against us and the first leg.

The fucker has gone on a skiing vacation, it seems.