Topic: Spurs: fucking useless

[Qston]

Hate all their diving antics but you know what fair fucks to them

When the draw for the groups came out barely anyone gave them a chance of progressing but they were impressive and although they're now out, they gave a good account of themselves against a very strong Juve side (which i feel way too many are talking down extremely dramatically). Still in disbelief I saw someone claim they wouldn't make top 4 in the Premier League

They're a strong side with some wonderfully gifted players in their squad. I do wonder what will happen to them if Pochettino does get tempted by a big foreign side or their big players start looking towards silverware or money

This is not the time for rational posts like this! They are cheating bastards though and have turned diving into a defined tactic

[Butter Keks]

Not very classy to be honest, but what I'd expect from them.

He was a classy as can be in the interview to be honest. Never said it maliciously just being honest about how prepared for the game. They knew they would get a chance or two and took them.

[RyanBabel19]

Nah, they're diving cheating fucks and their fanbase have been acting like they've won the league ten times in a row just because they've had a couple of 'not as shit as we usually are' seasons.

Fuck 'em.

Fair play, every fucking fanbase does that overrating their side shite though to be fair, how many seasons have we been 2 or 3 players from challenging/winning it? I live right next to London so i know loads of their fans and a lot of them seem to just see it for what it is, improving but need to start winning things

[God's Left Peg]

https://twitter.com/FericeI__/status/971504144317067267

He is a proper cheating little snide c*nt. I missed the game. Please someone tell me he got spleened by a Juve player...

[robgomm]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CwkUMFk4yTo

Joey Barton's French accent video is must watch stuff for Harry Kane as he prepares for his summer of learning to butcher Spanish.

[elsewhere]

What’s the Italian for “Spurs are gonna Spurs”?

[jillcwhomever]

No this is not fair. He didn't say that exactly, something like that but speaking in broken English. He was basically saying tottenham play very well but don't have the experience to take them over the line. Comparing PSG and Madrid last night.

He was actually very classy and very nice speaking about his friend also.

That's fair enough then, it wasn't put like that by others.

[God's Left Peg]

Hate all their diving antics but you know what fair fucks to them

When the draw for the groups came out barely anyone gave them a chance of progressing but they were impressive and although they're now out, they gave a good account of themselves against a very strong Juve side (which i feel way too many are talking down extremely dramatically). Still in disbelief I saw someone claim they wouldn't make top 4 in the Premier League

They're a strong side with some wonderfully gifted players in their squad. I do wonder what will happen to them if Pochettino does get tempted by a big foreign side or their big players start looking towards silverware or money

Bollocks. They are a gang of twats.

[Alan_X]

Hate all their diving antics but you know what fair fucks to them

When the draw for the groups came out barely anyone gave them a chance of progressing but they were impressive and although they're now out, they gave a good account of themselves against a very strong Juve side (which i feel way too many are talking down extremely dramatically). Still in disbelief I saw someone claim they wouldn't make top 4 in the Premier League

They're a strong side with some wonderfully gifted players in their squad. I do wonder what will happen to them if Pochettino does get tempted by a big foreign side or their big players start looking towards silverware or money

Bollocks mate. They’ve been in Europe for 11 out of the last 12 seasons but have never got past the quarterfinals in either competition. They need to decide if they’re a big club or the ‘new Arsenal’ - raking in the corporate dollar in a new stadium and winning fuck all.

[DonkeyWan]

Surely Trippier's dive that got the Juve player booked was far worse than Alli?

[Barneylfc∗]

No sign of Primativ yet? Anyone checked the poor little mite is ok? Big club my arse

[Hazell]

Hate all their diving antics but you know what fair fucks to them

When the draw for the groups came out barely anyone gave them a chance of progressing but they were impressive and although they're now out, they gave a good account of themselves against a very strong Juve side (which i feel way too many are talking down extremely dramatically). Still in disbelief I saw someone claim they wouldn't make top 4 in the Premier League

They're a strong side with some wonderfully gifted players in their squad. I do wonder what will happen to them if Pochettino does get tempted by a big foreign side or their big players start looking towards silverware or money

Bollocks. They are a gang of twats.

Reminded me of this:

<a href="https://www.youtube.com/v/4GuuggHSvsA" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer" class="bbc_link bbc_flash_disabled new_win">https://www.youtube.com/v/4GuuggHSvsA</a>

[Andy82lfc]

That's fair enough then, it wasn't put like that by others.

I know, like tabloid journalists!

[Barneylfc∗]

Bollocks mate. They’ve been in Europe for 11 out of the last 12 seasons but have never got past the quarterfinals in either competition. They need to decide if they’re a big club or the ‘new Arsenal’ - raking in the corporate dollar in a new stadium and winning fuck all.

Was listening to 5Live in the car there picking my sister up. Some whopper who claims to be a season ticket holder since 1976 says he doesn't care if they win trophies as long as they play the way they did tonight. OOOOOOKKKKKK

[El Lobo]

No sign of Primativ yet? Anyone checked the poor little mite is ok? Big club my arse

Probably on Redcafe, I imagine they’ll be a bit less brutal since they haven’t qualified yet.

[RedSince86]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CwkUMFk4yTo

Joey Barton's French accent video is must watch stuff for Harry Kane as he prepares for his summer of learning to butcher Spanish.

[Dim Glas]

Hate all their diving antics but you know what fair fucks to them

When the draw for the groups came out barely anyone gave them a chance of progressing but they were impressive and although they're now out, they gave a good account of themselves against a very strong Juve side (which i feel way too many are talking down extremely dramatically). Still in disbelief I saw someone claim they wouldn't make top 4 in the Premier League

They're a strong side with some wonderfully gifted players in their squad. I do wonder what will happen to them if Pochettino does get tempted by a big foreign side or their big players start looking towards silverware or money

but that's cos people don't watch other leagues enough, if they did, they'd have known Spurs would have been one of the 2 favourites to qualify. People see 'Dortmund' and still thinking of Kloppo era Dortmund. They are not at that level these days, and of course didn't have anywhere near as good a coach in the group stages as they had both in Klopp in the past and Tuchel last year.

Spurs did well winning the group, so fair play for that, but they and Pochetinno still have a lot to learn in Europe especially.

[MrGrumpy]

In the words of Arsenal fans, FOYS

[princeoftherocks]

fair play to them for trying to do it on the cheap.  i've just had five days without running water and, frankly, i respect the economy.

[RyanBabel19]

Bollocks mate. They’ve been in Europe for 11 out of the last 12 seasons but have never got past the quarterfinals in either competition. They need to decide if they’re a big club or the ‘new Arsenal’ - raking in the corporate dollar in a new stadium and winning fuck all.

Did I say they don't need to progress or win things

Just said they performed better than expected... because they did

[Gerry Attrick]

Seeing Pochettino have no answer for what Allegri did was simply magic. He was so out of ideas he subbed Llorente on. May as well have brought Michel Vorm on

[idontknow]

Harry Kane has the look of a man who is going to learn Spanish over the summer.

Probably from Ray Winstone.

[Alan_X]

Was listening to 5Live in the car there picking my sister up. Some whopper who claims to be a season ticket holder since 1976 says he doesn't care if they win trophies as long as they play the way they did tonight. OOOOOOKKKKKK

Used to get that all the time from Gooners. It wears off after a few seasons.

[idontknow]

fair play to them for trying to do it on the cheap.  i've just had five days without running water and, frankly, i respect the economy.

That's bad, prince, hope it's fixed now.

[Fiasco]

The substitutions of Asamoah and Lichtsteiner changed the game. They offered energy and width which Spurs didn't really deal with until it was too late. By the time Juve had taken the lead they'd dropped deep to restrict space and they were happy to see Spurs play the long balls up to Kane and then Llorente.

I wanted Tottenham in the next round because I feel like there is some unfinished business there from the games in the league this season but I'm fucking made up they are out. My Dad was taking the piss before, saying how they come up with records for all kinds. "When Harry Kane eats bread on a Wednesday Totthenham have never lost."


I wonder what record they will come up with now for the darlings of London?

[Xabi Gerrard]

Unlucky Spurs fans - you had a good run and can take away some good memories. We're in the business end of the tournament now though so time to step aside and let the big boys get on with it.

[Ziltoid]

Is he in some pub in Wiltshire filming that?

[Lush is the best medicine...]

No sign of Primativ yet? Anyone checked the poor little mite is ok? Big club my arse

last seen on a flight to st moritz

[johnj147]

lets pinch son and eriksen  off them now 

[Hazell]

but that's cos people don't watch other leagues enough, if they did, they'd have known Spurs would have been one of the 2 favourites to qualify. People see 'Dortmund' and still thinking of Kloppo era Dortmund. They are not at that level these days, and of course didn't have anywhere near as good a coach in the group stages as they had both in Klopp in the past and Tuchel last year.

Spurs did well winning the group, so fair play for that, but they and Pochetinno still have a lot to learn in Europe especially.

You've just reminded me that Bayer Leverkusen finished top of their Champions League Group in 2004 which contained Real Madrid, Roma and Dynamo Kyiv and we comfortably knocked them out in the next round. It's nice to finish top of your group but I'm not so sure it's something to hang your hat on - although I suppose, if that's all you've got like Tottenham, then it's you'd milk it for all it's worth.

[Brissyred]

Surely Trippier's dive that got the Juve player booked was far worse than Alli?

I was thinking that, it happens too often and too predictably for it not to be coached, diving c*nts.

[Medellin]

1-0 up..

Fine rendition of 'Oh when the Spurs go marching in' belted out..

Laughing their tits off on their way to the last 8..



Arrr fuckk..what happened?

[Mighty Zeus]

lets pinch son and eriksen  off them now 

Eriksen's a liverpool fan. I love him. Not sure who'd he'd replace though given that our forward line is ridiculous.

[MNAA]

This thread is funny tonight. I have tears in my eyes laughing. And to Spurs - i’ve been praying for this ever since that Lamela floppy dive. Cheats deserved nothing better ...

European Cup is for the experienced big boys. Going into the final once - that’s no experience. Winning 3x - maybe. Winning 5x - that is a truly, experienced, big club in Europe!

[Motty]

Oh.......... When.......... The.......... Spuds.......... Go........... Out.......... The........... Cup........

Haha fuck off you cheating shite hawks.

[RedSince86]

Privativ looks like he's gone on another ski trip.

He'll return when they win again no doubt.

[Andy82lfc]

Hahaha. Salty?

Get the fuck in.

Dominated the second half. Great result, so close from winning it.

You see? Be nice.

[Johns_Barn]

Couldn't have happened to a nicer team...
Bar Son, they are all pretty unlikable, from those that embody the worst about football (Alli) to those who are just devoid of personality (Kane)

I decided I really dislike Lamela. Something really  shit house-y about him.

[Xabi Gerrard]

Who'll be first to enter the lions den? Tommy, Dimitar, Inpeace, Hobo or Primativ??

If it's one of the first 4 they'll probably get some sympathy along with the ribbing.....if it's Primativ though, god help him

[conman]

I remember seeing Lucas Moura coming on, but where did he go? did anyone see him?