Author Topic: Champions League Final Atletico Madrid v Real Madrid May 24, Lisbon  (Read 265107 times)

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Gillian Anderson for me.

I would too.
If he retires I'll eat my fucking cock.

Great anti climax for those expecting jizzihno....

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These German teams have took some right mullerings in the CL this season, haven't they?


To be fair, Dortmund are destroyed by injuries this season, never seen anything like it
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who's singing Hallelujah ?

Me when this game ends
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Casemiro? Who that?

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Possession of the ball nowadays is like my pulling days, put in all the ground work all night with a chick, try all the angles, try for any opening only come the crunch time some direct hunk whisks her away in one swoop.
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I've said it before but the worst thing that could have happened to Bayern was winning the league so early(sounds stupid I know  ;))

They should have been more ruthless chasing greatness, at the least. They lost the undefeated season soon after they clinched the league.
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He still looks like Gail from Corrie though.

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What's Bayern's game plan in the second half?

Win the passing, just like in the first.
13mins - Bournemouth have gone home. Utd kicked off anyway. Still 0-0 as Smalling passes it back to De Gea.

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Andy Townsend wanking about Chelsea. Still baffles me that he is employed to talk about football at this level...

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No fight from Bayern at all, so sterile and robotic in the build up
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Bundesliga is a really weak league to be honest, they were always gonna walk it.

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I stopped watching at around the 60th minute, did I miss much?

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Bayern have been very underwhelming since they won the league.

They used to get to the byline and score so many from cutbacks, now they get wide and just pass it backwards rather than utilising Alaba and Lahm as real overlapping fullbacks.

All a bit predictable and repetitive.

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I have only just come into this thread but I've no doubt there have been plenty muppets comparing us to bayern in terms of tactics
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it is in the minds of men where such distinctions are made, and then they believe them to be true.

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Possession of the ball nowadays is like my pulling days, put in all the ground work all night with a chick, try all the angles, try for any opening only come the crunch time some direct hunk whisks her away in one swoop.
You are an ugly c*nt though, tbf.
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These German teams have took some right mullerings in the CL this season, haven't they?
Careful, wouldn't want to taint Guardiola's league title.

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I stopped watching at around the 60th minute, did I miss much?

About 30 minutes more or less ;D

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I stopped watching at around the 60th minute, did I miss much?

I'd only worry about that, if you've been watching paint dry for those 25 minutes...

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Ronaldo having a pop here, I reckon.

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Bayern are so inept. It's like a 50 caliber rifle firing nerf ammo.
Then in the midddle out pops a smiling glen johnson pulling up his jersey to reveal a t-shirt of suarez with a text saying. "OUR SUAREZ IS A FRIEND TO ALL COLOURS!"

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I have only just come into this thread but I've no doubt there have been plenty muppets comparing us to bayern in terms of tactics
You're the first actually.
Oh you English are SO superior aren't you? Well, would you like to know where you'd be without US the good old U.S. of A. to protect you? I'll tell you. The smallest fucking province in the Russian Empire, that's where! If it wasn't for us, you'd all be speaking German, singing, "Deutschland, Deutschland Uber Alles!"

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No fight from Bayern at all, so sterile and robotic in the build up
no innovation, no plan B.  Possession is not the be all and end all
Goodbye & thank you Rafa. You've given us more than we ever had a right to expect from you and you stayed loyal and fought for us even when some of our own turned on you. I truly hope that you find somewhere with the support that you deserve & win everything in sight.

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Pep off to deliver some milk tray later by the looks of it

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From hammering Barca 7-0 on aggregate to this in the space of a year. Some achievement to ruin all that in a year

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I stopped watching at around the 60th minute, did I miss much?
Madrid players brought hammocks onto the field in the 75th minute.

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Either the Madrid derby or Ronaldo vs Mourinho back home in Portugal will make a good final. Didn't realise the final was in Lisbon.

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From hammering Barca 7-0 on aggregate to this in the space of a year. Some achievement to ruin all that in a year


 ;D
 

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Ronaldo should just give it to Modric.

Attempted jinx

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Ronaldo isn't on a hattrick bellend.
We already have shit in the country, and the game of Liverpool fills life with joy. Thanks

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You're the first actually.

I find that hard to believe,  but I take your word for it sir
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BBC live coverage keep calling him he who fannies about and dives around. Cringeworthy ffs

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Ronaldo should just give it to Modric.

Attempted jinx

It worked :D

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The man's class. Pure class.

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OMG! SHH
Goodbye & thank you Rafa. You've given us more than we ever had a right to expect from you and you stayed loyal and fought for us even when some of our own turned on you. I truly hope that you find somewhere with the support that you deserve & win everything in sight.

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he who fannies about and dives around>>>>

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lol

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I think it's all over  ;)
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