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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #400 on: December 15, 2013, 06:16:47 pm »
Can't believe Coutinho slipped when he was in on goal. Sell him in January please. #Brendanout
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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #401 on: December 15, 2013, 06:21:36 pm »
Can't believe Coutinho slipped when he was in on goal. Sell him in January please. #Brendanout

Wtf ?   Mignolet was shocking - created nothing & didn't even make a save.

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #402 on: December 15, 2013, 06:22:41 pm »
What's our so-called left-back doing scoring goals?! Who the hell he thinks he is, Ronaldo?
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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #403 on: December 15, 2013, 06:23:18 pm »
Perfect game for Borini to get some time on the pitch, why ?

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #404 on: December 15, 2013, 06:30:54 pm »
The captain of our team got done in by a little girl on the pitch ... We are Shyte

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #405 on: December 15, 2013, 06:38:30 pm »
saw The King was watching the match from the stands, you could see him mumbling "these are shit".
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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #406 on: December 15, 2013, 07:32:27 pm »
what a shite striker

could not even outscore Welbeck.

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #407 on: December 16, 2013, 01:47:08 am »
What the fuck was Sterling doing today, running at his opponents, did he not learn from Stewart 'Boss' Downing that you're meant to pass the ball back and stay static?

Absolute fuckin' shite if you ask me.

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #408 on: December 16, 2013, 02:15:43 am »
We all know that once we lose to City and Chelsea, United will overtake us soon enough and Moyes will win the league.  :(
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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #409 on: December 16, 2013, 09:35:40 am »
Rodgers has only 18 months in his contract.

We are so skint and shite that we cant even extend it on time. United will pinch him off us and we will end up with Moyes and Phil Neville as the Man and the AssMan.

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #410 on: December 16, 2013, 09:39:22 am »
We could of been even higher in the league had we beat 10-men Newcastle away, not lost to Soton at home and Hull away.

Useless bellends.
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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #411 on: December 16, 2013, 09:46:52 am »
Henderson didn't score his first chance at the 2-0 goal?

Worthless, trade him for Clint Dempsey in january.

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #412 on: December 16, 2013, 09:56:34 am »
the Man and the AssMan.
was that the follow up to smokey and the bandit?
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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #413 on: December 16, 2013, 09:59:37 am »
What the fuck was John Flanngan thinking?

Being the the opposition box, finishing that move like fucking Zlatan Ibrahimovic.

Should have concentrated on his job and let Aaron Lennon out of his pocket for breather.

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #414 on: December 16, 2013, 10:41:48 am »
Thought suarez was world class? He should score every shot then, hes fucking shit

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #415 on: December 16, 2013, 10:55:05 am »
Shite. Shite. Shite. Did I say Shite?

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #416 on: December 16, 2013, 10:58:22 am »
We should've had 7 or 8. Shite finishing. Suarez will rue not taking it first time with an open net when he only wins the scorers table by 15 goals. Shite.
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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #417 on: December 16, 2013, 11:06:20 am »
I like this thread. SHITE!!!

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #418 on: December 16, 2013, 11:09:51 am »
We are so shit we have to hit the bar, crossbar at least twice before we score.
we are the leaders once again flying high at 1st in the competition for
who cant score but can hit the bar,post.

Just few Shitheads I like to mention...
while Mignolet did nothing, absolutely nothing, he could of easily contributed but was too lazy to do anything, he should have scored or assisted.


Suarez is shit too, with him in the team we concede a lot of goals, almost never keep clean sheet.
He doesn't trackback or defend, he just scores, another lazy bastard.

Gerrard also, the biggest lazy bum, wants a Xmas Holiday with the Mrs,
takes a fake hammy and he is off to Bahamas.
He was laughing his head off with Carra on TV. Shit.
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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #419 on: December 16, 2013, 11:13:38 am »
That Coutinho he's shite - did you see him fall over his own feet. Should change his name to Devon Loch.

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #420 on: December 16, 2013, 11:16:18 am »
Spurs are a great team.. look at the amount of money they spend every year.  If FSG were proper owners we would get investment like that. No wonder we are shite.
And the Dalglish, he was a shite manager, buying the likes of Suarez and Henderson, what shite players. Shite, Shite, Shite.

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #421 on: December 16, 2013, 11:16:53 am »
Dalglish sat up there is the stands with some dodgy suit on, where was his 'Suarez 7' shirt ?!  KING Kenny eh ?

Show a bit of support ay Kenny ?

SHITE

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4 months in and we're only ahead of Chelsea on goal difference ?  Fking joke.

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #422 on: December 16, 2013, 07:51:11 pm »
Gerrard was a spectator.

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #423 on: December 16, 2013, 07:51:51 pm »
Gerrard was a spectator.

So was Mignolet.
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Re: Liverpool are shite
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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #425 on: December 16, 2013, 09:19:16 pm »
This shites gonna be top of a shite league this weekend, what a shite christmas. Fuckin shite.
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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #426 on: December 16, 2013, 09:25:20 pm »
You're all shite.
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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #427 on: December 16, 2013, 09:30:31 pm »
Not impressed with this Suarez character or his choppers for that matter. Showboating week in week out with his wonder goals, score a scuffed tap in from 5 yards out you selfish bastard - your shite!

As for that Flanagan lad, don't be getting cocky because you come from Whiston - that's not even a place in Liverpool.
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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #428 on: December 16, 2013, 09:40:17 pm »
I have never seen a team as shit as Liverpool  :)
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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #429 on: December 16, 2013, 09:43:27 pm »
3 goals in the last 15 mins, only 2 in the previous 75 Total And Utter Shyte

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #430 on: December 16, 2013, 09:43:28 pm »
I have never seen a team as shit as Liverpool  :)

You fuckin what?
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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #431 on: December 17, 2013, 07:16:38 am »
This thread is a jinx whenever it pops up.  We're going to lose or draw to Cardiff.
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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #432 on: December 17, 2013, 07:26:10 am »
This thread is a jinx whenever it pops up.  We're going to lose or draw to Cardiff.

Not being positive in the run up to the next game, just shite.  ;)
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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #433 on: December 17, 2013, 08:51:33 am »
A right-footed left back? Do me a favour. Square pegs in round holes springs to mind...shite.

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #434 on: December 17, 2013, 09:35:19 am »
Why does that Henderson lad still play? What does he do? Never scores and never makes any assists. Oh wait...... ;D

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #435 on: December 17, 2013, 09:46:57 am »
Flanagan and his Tim Henman. You've just scored a scorcher lad and you can't even muster a full bonk on.



Shite
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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #436 on: December 17, 2013, 10:20:17 am »
We could of been even higher in the league had we beat 10-men Newcastle away, not lost to Soton at home and Hull away.

Useless bellends.

there is actually no irony in that post is there.

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #437 on: December 17, 2013, 11:04:04 am »
there is actually no irony in that post is there.

No, it was really shite.
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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #438 on: December 17, 2013, 11:05:12 am »
Suarez, lying on his arse trying to score. lazy bastard, stand up like that fella Soldado.

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #439 on: December 17, 2013, 12:02:16 pm »
who the hell celebrates his goal with a dominos pizza????

the inverted right back that's who..can't even score from his preferred position!

shite diet for a shite left back ;D