Author Topic: Liverpool are shite (Read 517049 times)

IanZG · « **Reply #480 on:** December 22, 2013, 12:49:36 pm »

Henderson's assists were shite, one was a sideways pass, the other a backwards pass, we need players who pass the ball forward

RedKenWah · « **Reply #481 on:** December 22, 2013, 01:03:35 pm »

lack of nutmegs from Suarez on players... disappointing.

zip · « **Reply #482 on:** December 22, 2013, 01:08:36 pm »

Only 3 goals at home? The wheels are falling off!

Samie · « **Reply #483 on:** December 22, 2013, 01:48:21 pm »

Quote from: zip on December 22, 2013, 01:08:36 pm

Only 3 goals at home? The wheels are falling off!

we never had wheels to begin with.

opsteo · « **Reply #484 on:** December 24, 2013, 03:05:22 pm »

Suarez is shite - what a lard-ass - he is as tubby as the Maradonna chappie (also from South America) no wonder I can barely tell them apart.

jed the red · « **Reply #485 on:** December 24, 2013, 03:21:12 pm »

Top of the league on goal difference? Why isn't there daylight points wise between us and arsenal? Pure and utter shite!!!

Floydy · « **Reply #486 on:** December 24, 2013, 06:29:37 pm »

Hull away, Southampton at home. everton away, arsenal away, newcastle away. Fucking sort it Brendan- Im sick to fucking death of all these dropped points, we could have been home and dry by now and won title in February. Fuckin Shambles lad, should have stayed at swansea.

Swissgaz · « **Reply #487 on:** December 24, 2013, 06:39:11 pm »

Quote from: PAULG on December 24, 2013, 06:29:37 pm

Hull away, Southampton at home. everton away, arsenal away, newcastle away. Fucking sort it Brendan- Im sick to fucking death of all these dropped points, we could have been home and dry by now and won title in February. Fuckin Shambles lad, should have stayed at swansea.

And don't forget Swansea away. Sparing Jonjo's blushes after his back pass... Shite...

CHOPPER · « **Reply #488 on:** December 24, 2013, 07:52:25 pm »

Whilst this thread is mirth driven - I'd like to remind you all we have won nothing yet, so, with that in mind, stop being so 9 year old girlish who's just got a pony for Christmas because we're top at Christmas or you like Suarez's goals, or you think we're ace because you've never seen this before or you went to a match once.

Just fucking pull yourself together. You'll be the same people calling for heads in 2 months time.

Chill bitch-es

phillypool · « **Reply #489 on:** December 24, 2013, 07:59:33 pm »

If Suarez was a real goal scorer he wouldn't pass it to Raheem for the second one. #justsaying

turkish kopite · « **Reply #490 on:** December 24, 2013, 09:03:42 pm »

we are out of CL since 2009-2010

shite, shame on us!

Il Capitano · « **Reply #491 on:** December 24, 2013, 09:32:06 pm »

Did anybody really expect to be just two points ahead of fifth at this stage of the season? SHITE.

Swissgaz · « **Reply #492 on:** December 24, 2013, 09:38:09 pm »

Quote from: ＰＡＲＴＹＰＯＰＰＥＲ on December 24, 2013, 07:52:25 pm

Whilst this thread is mirth driven - I'd like to remind you all we have won nothing yet, so, with that in mind, stop being so 9 year old girlish who's just got a pony for Christmas because we're top at Christmas or you like Suarez's goals, or you think we're ace because you've never seen this before or you went to a match once.

Just fucking pull yourself together. You'll be the same people calling for heads in 2 months time.

Chill bitch-es

Shouldn't your Xmas username be P A R T Y P O O P E R?

AfricanBavarian · « **Reply #493 on:** December 24, 2013, 10:06:30 pm »

Saw this on a Arsenal forum:

Quote

Fun fact: Usually the EPL club top of the table by Christmas has won the trophy in the last four seasons. However the last team to top it by Christmas and not win were Liverpool 2008-09 :p

Armless Joe Gambino · « **Reply #494 on:** December 24, 2013, 10:07:37 pm »

That quote is really really really shite.

Alex Raisbeck · « **Reply #495 on:** December 24, 2013, 11:16:50 pm »

Quote from: AfricanBavarian on December 24, 2013, 10:06:30 pm

Saw this on a Arsenal forum:

Fun fact: over the last 5 seasons a team that wasn't Arsenal won something.

Durlmints · « **Reply #496 on:** December 24, 2013, 11:18:41 pm »

Quote from: Heno on December 24, 2013, 10:07:37 pm

Libpool Football Club is really really really shite.

Fluke · « **Reply #497 on:** December 25, 2013, 12:21:26 am »

Quote from: Alex Raisbeck on December 24, 2013, 11:16:50 pm

Fun fact: over the last 5 seasons a team that wasn't Arsenal won something.

rappcats · « **Reply #498 on:** December 25, 2013, 01:02:33 am »

Can't even beat some teams below us in the table, shite of the highest order.

Gerrard[LFC] · « **Reply #499 on:** December 25, 2013, 02:13:12 am »

Quote from: AfricanBavarian on December 24, 2013, 10:06:30 pm

Saw this on a Arsenal forum: Fun fact: Usually the EPL club top of the table by Christmas has won the trophy in the last four seasons. However the last team to top it by Christmas and not win were Liverpool 2008-09 :p

It just shows how shite we are, we could be 20points ahead at Xmas and still not win anything, not even inside 4th place.

Fun Note : Only 2 teams that lead at Xmas has not won the title.
Liverpool 2008-09 as mentioned and the other is........ Arsenal LOL

free_at_last · « **Reply #500 on:** December 25, 2013, 03:14:04 am »

Quote from: ＰＡＲＴＹＰＯＰＰＥＲ on December 24, 2013, 07:52:25 pm

Whilst this thread is mirth driven - I'd like to remind you all we have won nothing yet, so, with that in mind, stop being so 9 year old girlish who's just got a pony for Christmas because we're top at Christmas or you like Suarez's goals, or you think we're ace because you've never seen this before or you went to a match once.

Just fucking pull yourself together. You'll be the same people calling for heads in 2 months time.

Chill bitch-es

Is right. Liverpool fans are a gang of glory boys. 95% of them started following us last week when we went top.....and that
crappy 60's song they sing by a geriatric scouse...nobody knows the words anyway....wish I'd followed the mancs - they've got soul.

juan1001 · « **Reply #501 on:** December 25, 2013, 05:30:46 am »

Quote from: ＰＡＲＴＹＰＯＰＰＥＲ on December 24, 2013, 07:52:25 pm

Whilst this thread is mirth driven - I'd like to remind you all we have won nothing yet, so, with that in mind, stop being so 9 year old girlish who's just got a pony for Christmas because we're top at Christmas or you like Suarez's goals, or you think we're ace because you've never seen this before or you went to a match once.

Just fucking pull yourself together. You'll be the same people calling for heads in 2 months time.

Chill bitch-es

Even our supporters are full of shite...

Zoomers · « **Reply #502 on:** December 25, 2013, 05:33:40 am »

Quote from: ＰＡＲＴＹＰＯＰＰＥＲ on December 24, 2013, 07:52:25 pm

Whilst this thread is mirth driven - I'd like to remind you all we have won nothing yet, so, with that in mind, stop being so 9 year old girlish who's just got a pony for Christmas because we're top at Christmas or you like Suarez's goals, or you think we're ace because you've never seen this before or you went to a match once.

Just fucking pull yourself together. You'll be the same people calling for heads in 2 months time.

Chill bitch-es

DAYUUUUUUUUUM

Flaccido Dongingo · « **Reply #503 on:** December 25, 2013, 08:29:34 am »

Whilst there is satire from the OP, and we did win our first few games in a row, I feel we kind of got out of jail, or rather it was Mignolet, that got us out of jail, but then again, that's what he's there for, he's been a magnificent signing, best keeper in the league for me, no doubt about it.

Hunts Cross · « **Reply #504 on:** December 25, 2013, 08:41:16 am »

Quote from: AfricanBavarian on December 24, 2013, 10:06:30 pm

Saw this on a Arsenal forum:

'Tis true, and we finished second. The prior year, it was the Arsenal, and they ended up third.

BoltonRed · « **Reply #505 on:** December 25, 2013, 08:55:30 am »

Quote from: Flaccido Dongingo on December 25, 2013, 08:29:34 am

Whilst there is satire from the OP, and we did win our first few games in a row, I feel we kind of got out of jail, or rather it was Mignolet, that got us out of jail, but then again, that's what he's there for, he's been a magnificent signing, best keeper in the league for me, no doubt about it.

Having the keeper save our skins, why can't the players infront save the day, shite, just shite.

EstonianRed · « **Reply #506 on:** December 25, 2013, 11:49:03 am »

Quote from: ＰＡＲＴＹＰＯＰＰＥＲ on December 24, 2013, 07:52:25 pm

Whilst this thread is mirth driven - I'd like to remind you all we have won nothing yet, so, with that in mind, stop being so 9 year old girlish who's just got a pony for Christmas because we're top at Christmas or you like Suarez's goals, or you think we're ace because you've never seen this before or you went to a match once.

Just fucking pull yourself together. You'll be the same people calling for heads in 2 months time.

Chill bitch-es

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

trying the Arsenal way

markedasred · « **Reply #507 on:** December 25, 2013, 01:07:22 pm »

Quote from: ＰＡＲＴＹＰＯＰＰＥＲ on December 24, 2013, 07:52:25 pm

stop being so 9 year old girlish who's just got a pony for Christmas because we're top at Christmas

F*ck me this will have the Manchester City fans singing the feed the scousers song at me. One turkey between five of us, whilst their 9 year old gets a whole pony on the plate.

soxfan · « **Reply #508 on:** December 25, 2013, 01:35:19 pm »

Christmas morning and I haven't got a single present sent to me by the club. John Henry's 40 miles from here -- he could have gotten in his limousine and dropped one off himself.

Entropicity · « **Reply #509 on:** December 25, 2013, 02:32:25 pm »

I doubt we can climb any higher on the table... its all downhill from here. Complacency will accelerate the descent.

plura · « **Reply #510 on:** December 25, 2013, 02:56:10 pm »

Isn't there some stats supporting this win for us? I've read that we have won every game this season unless the opponents names are:
Swansea City
Southampton
Newcastle United
Arsenal
Everton
Hull City

And from what I can see Manchester City's name isn't on that list, which can only mean one thing right?

jambutty · « **Reply #511 on:** December 25, 2013, 09:12:33 pm »

Quote from: soxfan on December 25, 2013, 01:35:19 pm

Christmas morning and I haven't got a single present sent to me by the club. John Henry's 40 miles from here -- he could have gotten in his limousine and dropped one off himself.

You don't rate, mate. The lovely Linda was under my tree this morning.

alfonso · « **Reply #512 on:** December 26, 2013, 11:16:04 am »

Our away form really needs to improve. It is hard to believe Spurs have won 6 away to our 3!

JimmysHammer · « **Reply #513 on:** December 26, 2013, 11:18:36 am »

We've not won since Christmas

Shite!

missis sumner · « **Reply #514 on:** December 26, 2013, 07:39:36 pm »

Argh! We're shite (compared to one team in the league).

But I am not disappoint.

Do we still have to play them at home?

lessthanmatt · « **Reply #515 on:** December 26, 2013, 07:42:04 pm »

Quote from: missis sumner on December 26, 2013, 07:39:36 pm

Argh! We're shite (compared to one team in the league).

But I am not disappoint.

Do we still have to play them at home?

Yeah, most of the hard teams at home now. Should be an easier second half of the season I think.

turkish kopite · « **Reply #516 on:** December 26, 2013, 07:45:59 pm »

our 11 players couldnt beat a man ( ref ).... SHITE

missis sumner · « **Reply #517 on:** December 26, 2013, 07:52:51 pm »

Quote from: turkish kopite on December 26, 2013, 07:45:59 pm

our 11 players couldnt beat a man ( ref ).... SHITE

Or the LINESman...

turkish kopite · « **Reply #518 on:** December 26, 2013, 07:56:36 pm »

Quote from: missis sumner on December 26, 2013, 07:52:51 pm

Or the LINESman...

he really needs that

Gerrard[LFC] · « **Reply #519 on:** December 26, 2013, 09:47:16 pm »

we are so shite that if Everton won today, we would've been BEHIND them and out of top4.
season over. SHITE